Asian Mummy

Aug 29, 2014 5:24 PM

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Road workers in the eastern China were given the task of widening a road in the city of Taizhou, in the Jiangsu Province. They were digging about 6 feet below the surface when they came across something completely by chance that no one was expecting to find. They hit something solid while digging and after a bit of research they realized that they had actually hit buried tomb. It was time to call in professional archeologists to unearth and reveal this mystery. They found that the chamber was over 700 years old.

Here the team prepares to see what was inside for the first time after 700 years.

After opening the box they found that the contents were rare silks and linens lying in some sort of brown liquid.

They discovered a mummy of a woman under the layers of fabric.

They were amazed to see the body and contents in near perfect shape for being underground for over 700 years.

They think the mummy was a high ranking member of the Ming Dynasty due to the jewelry found on her.

The team carefully moved the woman out of her tomb for the first time.

She was wrapped in many rare layers of fabric that would have been common for a high ranking member of the Ming Dynasty.

This close up of her shoes shows how well preserved her corpse was.

Whatever she was preserved in was remarkable. She even had her eyebrows still attached.

his is a rare find and with advancements in archeology today she will stay preserved in a museum.

What an incredible find to just stumble upon. This find will answer many questions about the Ming Dynasty and the forbidden city in China. After excavating the site, archeologists found 2 other coffins that they are researching now. Im sure we will see more on this story as time passes and data is analyzed. Only time will unearth the beautiful secrets from the past.

I mean, surely this wasn't secured properly? Shouldn't it have been open in a clean space, preserved from air etc? I feel this was wrong.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You people have ruined me, I was expecting dickbutt.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow look how well preserved this fluid keeps the body! Lets take it out.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do you want curses? Because that's how you get curses.

12 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 1

RETUUUUUUUUUUURN THE SLAAAAAAAAAAAB

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I looked everywhere for this comment, thank you

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is that liquid?! Why are we not questioning this

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those shoes are suspicious to me. The hole pattern on the bottom is almost machine-like.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And thus, the curse of The Old Queen was released into the world sealing its fate, and it was the beginning of the end of space and time.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone who has worked with Human remains in a Coroners office.That corpse is in better shape then some people that have been dead 3 days

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's amazming

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Read your comment twice before I caught it, now I'm upvotming.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the little mings in life that I appreciate.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't have caught it without your comment ;P.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one guy... "WTF this isn't a funny cat picture or boob gif!!! DOWNVOTE"

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 23

I admit I was expecting a dick butt after the 'see rest of album link' but that's more common than well preserved mummies.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mummy issues. (I'm sorry)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think 4-5% of imgurians believe that if they don't like something enough to upvote it, they must downvote it. There's no neutral.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, well you can take your opinion and -http://imgur.com/IZUK1iY

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

First, I expected dickbutt. Second, They took this woman from her grave??? Man.....,,

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

the thought of what was in that water made my stomach turn even though i'm sure it was just a bit of infiltration.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I get 100 upvotes I will drink a teaspoon of the liquid

12 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 17

How ya gonna get it? National Treasure 76: Cue Nicholas Cage "We're gonna steal... the Mysterious Mummy Juice."

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Unlikethesepeopleigotthatreference.flac

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Welcome to imgur, where we don't care what you do or don't do.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Sick reference... seriously that was really sick and disgusting.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's weird that after a certain amount of time has passed it ok to dig a body up and poke around at it. The same could happen to you one day

12 years ago | Likes 944 Dislikes 6

I could only hope to be preserved and remembered after 700 years

12 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 3

Yeah, archeology is a grave robbing with a good pr.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hence, cremation

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would suck if 1000 years later you end up in a museum.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely. But I'm cool with that

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As long as none of my direct relatives are alive, and they treat my body with such interest and care, I tell you I'd sign up right now.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Well after 700 years all close relatives are dead by a long shot, and after all, it's just a dead body, I wouldn't give a fuck.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good. I hope I look funny enough to be photoshopped onto things.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to get shot into the sun. I guess it would also double as cremation.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I'm getting cremated.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And you'll get all pissed off as if you'll care.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But today is not that day. For today I am still alive

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm currently trying to be cremated and have my ashes shot into saturn's F Ring.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm okay with that. I'll be gone and won't need it anymore. Might be fun to watch and see what wild assumptions they jump to.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That won't happen to me. I've already donated all my organs after death; and want my body to go to a medical school. You should do the same.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Thank you!! Exactly! I wish there were a lot more people like you :)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like the idea and all but im uncomfortable about some drunk student playing with my penis when i am dead.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought that was the point...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. I'll be soap.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird stuff. Butt stuff.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I give you 23 years after your death before some archaeology student comes to rip your remains out of the ground.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't mind, but I want to be cremated.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you rather have them go "Oops we found some dude's body. Better put it back and continue to not acknowledge that he once existed."?

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Yeah it was just a thought, like you wouldn't do it a year later.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think he meant that. Just that it's interesting, from an anthropological perspective, that there's a point where the taboo passes.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Taboo kind of passes when anyone who could possibly be offended by this dies 650 years ago.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would be THRILLED if people hundreds or thousands of years from now dug up my grave and learned things about my era.

12 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 2

well looking at the jaw bones this person was a middle class peasent see the erossion made by poptarts and mountain dew on his teeth?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also his head is slightly dunken in this shows that he was from the preterrastial era. The dunken head was because of netflix marathons.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to be buried with a red herring, something like a fake 'Spaceship repairs' receipt or something, just to fuck with archeologists

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always wanted my burial to contain a coyote to totally throw off conceptions about my time period.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I tell people that and they look at me like I'm nuts.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Its because you bring up the conversation with random people in the subway.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ill be bummed if there arent plenty of records remaining from this era. That means apocalypse.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

THRILLED indeed. I couldn't think of a more exciting future for my corpse. Too bad I wouldnt be able to witness it...

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

I plan to be cremated and turned into diamonds. :D

12 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Along with many other people in that diamond i suppose.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some times later... "Hey babe, you know why your ring is named "doublekross" ? It is made of his corpse :D"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*her

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's not that many diamonds they make out of your ashes. just one tiny little black one really. but it's still nice.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With three of you I could make a pretty legit pick axe!

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Psh, only need 2 of you for a sword

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And one for a shovel!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Source is ACIDCOW.com?! I'm skeptical still.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ah...nothing like a little tomb desecration. I suppose they'll eventually prop her up in a museum to be gawked at forever. Sad, really.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thought this was an update in the body that guy buried

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The quality of the shoes impressed. I didn't think they were that well made back then.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Turns out ancient China even had mass manufacturing: http://press.princeton.edu/titles/6690.html

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not just let her rest in peace? She gonna haunt your ass!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am glad they decided to open this up in the middle of the street instead of a controlled environment like a lab or something ...

12 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 7

yes THANK YOU. "Let's expose this mummy to the air! She's been soaking for so long its probably fine! All these ancient silks too!"

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

They were probably concerned about the fragility of the box and its contents.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm also assuming they'd prefer to see if the contents are actually worthwhile before transporting a 2 tonne block of concrete to the lab.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The liquid looks like tea.. or that juice that comes out of flan 0.o

12 years ago | Likes 185 Dislikes 3

Mm, flan. I'm gonna make some now

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

looks like human juice to me... or at least it is 700 years later.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Great, now I'll never be able to eat flan again. *goes back to browsing /wtf*

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

How exactly did you think they made flan before now?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Not for all the tea in China.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Humani-tea

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What the fuck is flan

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Not sure if quoting the movie "Envy" or really doesn't know what flan is.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have no idea what flan is?! Bro..

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You are MISSING OUT. Flan is history's greatest custard!

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

As a Filipino, Filipino flan is the richest, most sweetest flan out of all the flans I've tried, and I'm not just being biased. Try it

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still didnt answer my questoin

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's melted sugar and eggs that's about the extent of ingredients lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure did, it's a caramel custard, baked, european in origin but commonly made in Mexican cuisine. :>

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im in the northern us...do they have it here

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How do you live in the US and never heard of Flan? I don't believe you.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes! We serve it at the Mexican restaurant where I work, Or you can make it decently easily

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can make it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES! I'm in Ohio and I can buy the box mix at Acme and Giant Eagle. It's dericious.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wanna send me some...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol at flan

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

+1 for Flan juice.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Honey?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

honey is actually a very good preservative, so I wouldn't be that surprised if there was honey in there.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Already grabbed a spoon and tried. Not tea. Not flan. :(

12 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

do you want a zombie apocalypse?! This is how you get a zombie apocalypse!!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm curious, at what point does grave robbing become archaeology? 50 years? 150? Any archaeologists here know of an understood timeframe?

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

I don't know about China, but anything older than 50 yrs in the US in considered 'archaeologically significant.' Sauce- I'm an archaeologist

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And grave robbing is grave robbing. Nowadays archaeological proceedings are undertaken with the express authority of tribal constituents.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When theres no family left to give a shit would be my guess. Death only has meaning to the living, the dead dont care...being dead and all

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

So if a guy with no family dies and is buried with his riches...free game?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not robbing. We're not selling what we find, we're studying it. Archaeologists study, not steal.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All about how you view it. I study art, yet if I steal from an art museum it is still theft

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So they return the contents of the grave?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's also about intent. Seeking knowledge is not the same as seeking profit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We found this amazing perfectly preserved body at peace with the world... Yes, Let's dig it up and Undo all of it!!!

12 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 38

This is why I don't want to be buried. I'd rather save a step and donate my corpse to science.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta build roads!!!!! Fuck dead people!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 11

Uh, yeah. Pretty much. Dead people are like honey badgers.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Plow up those useless fucking cemeteries, too. What a waste of land- George Carlin

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

pretty that person became "at peace with the world" as soon as they became worm food

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This particular person DIDN'T become worm food :p

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no she became eye candy for archaeologists 700 years later

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah i kinda always wondered about that. How long does a person have to be buried for it to not be considered defiling a grave?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Imo, graves are a place for the living to visit the deceased, so I think it becomes okay when no one is left to object.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

yeah that sounds about right.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck learning from the past and gaining new knowledge of ancient civilizations!

12 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 6

Hey! Let's all make sarcastic comments! That will be fun! …wait, it IS fun.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

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12 years ago (deleted Aug 29, 2014 11:11 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

They aren't doing an autopsy bruh

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You aren't very educated, are you?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You mean reconstructs.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

He said something like "I hope people dig you up in 1000 years deconstructs your body and laugh at your tiny penis."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yea and if that happens guess how embarrassed he would feel

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet that smelled something awful.

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Considering the lack of decomposition, maybe not AS bad as a regular mummy? I'll bet the liquid was honey!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Some seriously cool ass shit. Her freaking eyebrows are still intact.

12 years ago | Likes 659 Dislikes 14

And some 500 years later, girls are just drawing them on or getting eyebrow tattoos.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yea but did she pluck them? No. Glad that dirty bitch is dead.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

11 image album was expecting dickbutt for the last image +2 for no dickbutt

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

my bet is Honey

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks OP, lots of archaeology goodness, very yes!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The Chinese city I lived in for a while had a mummy that pre-dated Jesus, and its wang was intact too.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you're brave enough....

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can it be from the Ming dinasty and be over 700 years old?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine my corpse being an exhibit for people to gawk at for eternity. Maybe if they were important that want the attention though?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FREAKING EYEBROWS

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you'd like some more information: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAWJ4PhxTys (May even want to append to your post for those interested)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well that is more then i have

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: she's actually a political dissident from just a few years ago and they buried the body in an old tomb to cover it up.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Removing the corpse from the stone casket may have been a mistake, as that may have accelerated the decomposition process.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm really diggin your enthusiasm OP!

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That's got to be one of the most well preserved mummies ever found, doesn't it? Fascinating, thanks for the post OP.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best. The word you are looking for is "best" preserved.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

eyebrows imgur just for shit like this

12 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

Omg....

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ugh you made me log in just to upvote you

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pun level - over 9000000000000000000000000!!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I tried to zoom in for more detail and it made me miss my archaeology classes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Expected Dickbutt.

12 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 9

Me too! When I got to the second picture, I stopped and told myself "Don't get excited, it's probably Dickbutt."

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

On mobile. Had to click to view last image and was 89% sure of dickbutt. This site ruined me

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I, too, expected an overly elaborate Dickbutt. I feel like nowhere is safe.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I too have insecurity issues :( about ol DB

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Those are not professional archaeologists. Why would they open a sarcophagus outside... in rainy conditions?

12 years ago | Likes 1236 Dislikes 17

With a drill.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I see no indication of rain in any of the photos.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Construction crews dig up artifacts all the time in China. They're usually destroyed and no archaeologists are called, deadline is priority.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

As someone with absolutely NO knowledge in this field... why is that bad? what can happen?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's probably fake, like everything that comes from China

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

shit's different in China.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It's raining?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know. It literally pained me to watch.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because, Step 1. Open sarcophagus, Step 2. ? Step 3. Profits!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Step 4. TwoChainz!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..China

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's China, dude.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Theyre Chinese, not the most intelligent and evolved people.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Chinese archaeologists. Have you every bought tools from Harbor Freight? They just charge thru & do things without considering quality.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of how they dug up the Iceman. Basically one guy stepped on him and chipped at him with an ice pick until they got him out.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they broke off part of his dong when they did that, too.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor Otzi.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"OMG How dare they do what they did cause I know its not good cause my phd on my wall says so...on imgur.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

I actually have to agree with you. I can't trust 140 digits of imgur truth. Sometimes people are quick to be smartasses know it all.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Right. It is a peeve that some people just have to flex online as if it is necessary. Enjoy what is being shared.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Actually - history was my major in college. Archaeology was a large part of my studies. So, there you have it.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Im sure it was. Cause you know, everything on the net is true.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Me thinks you have possibly studied archaeology, but never actually worked in the field. Believe me when I say i've seen worse than this.

12 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

No, both of my Middle East trips got canceled. All I got to do was look at books and websites.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Finding stuff after it gets destroyed by a mattock or digger bucket.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Indeed.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think your first statement answered the subsequent question...

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 2

They performed CPR but alas their efforts were fruitless ...

12 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 1

Deserves more points

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We applied the cortical electrodes, but were unable to get a neural reaction from the patient.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grosssssss

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and pull something that had been suspended in liquid for 700 years OUT of that liquid without putting into another form of liquid, that

12 years ago | Likes 385 Dislikes 3

Tollund man, Otzi, the lindow man, were all preserved after being similarly discovered... they didn't fall apart. sincerely an archaeologist

12 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 2

Hey I saw Lindow man a few weeks ago! Really eerie to see something like that up close

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well the method of preservation was a little different for Otzi, since he was frozen, but the Lindow man was also found in an anaerobic bog.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well of course their first hand preservation was different, however their preventive conservation remains the same.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thing's gonna dry out and fall apart

12 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 1

To be fair, there are so many Mayan pyramids and temples and relics that if you avoided all of them you wouldn't be able to build anything.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

ooooooohhhh ouch.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I can't even read it all it's making me too sad

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I...I can't...it just...HISTORY

12 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I hate people sometimes...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because China doesn't really care about history. I've been to the great wall, and it is in horrible shape.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 9

Its in horrible shape because of recent history though. China's history is older than most of the world.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

It's also long as fuck. You can't keep that whole thing maintained AND keep all your citizens from having more than one kid. Priorities.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Of course, as you know, all Chinese people are evil psychopaths.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

OMG. Sarcasm guys, SARCASM.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where does he say they're horrible? He just says that they, as a culture, don't care about history. Might be a generalization but still.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

All chinese people I've had have been great, though somewhat misogynic.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Professional Chinese archeologists. Differant standards. Also they didnt know what to expect inside.

12 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 6

Could archaeologists use imaging techniques (like x-rays) to see inside something before busting it open? Genuine question.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Don't dead, open inside.

12 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

If only this had been posted earlier. This is beautiful.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to dig deep to find this gem. Top comment +1

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because China?

12 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 3

why is this even a saying? you probably live in a different country and thus have different standards and culture than China.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

Why do they regularly fudge the numbers in their chemistry publications?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

The Chinese government is pretty renown for destroying a lot of ancient and prehistoric sites.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

And then everyone in the city died from a horrible disease unleashed when the fluid made contact with the open air.

12 years ago | Likes 3171 Dislikes 13

Curse. You mean curse.

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

They surely just poured it down the drain and into the water table ready to be drank by all.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they all lived happily ever after.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but enough about the horrible air pollution caused by burning coal

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking kung foo zombies!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but u do know all asians are smart so they probably are areceoligists

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That would only happen if she came from the future.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Miranda...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You win the internet today.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be more likely that it solved all of their pollution problems..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that exactly what i was thinking.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I take it you've seen the conspiracy theories around king tut's tomb

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

QUICK! SOMEBODY CALL BRENDAN FRASER!

12 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

Salt acid. Pressurized salt acid, some kind of ancient booby trap.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Seti, was no fool.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We've all seen the movies. We know how this works

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Begin Redecker Plan

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did George RR Martin write that book?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coronavirus origin? You may have been onto something!! This post came up in my random and you got top comment

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shortly after, the dead rise up and begin to walk.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Madagascar closed its ports, just in case.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That would be fucked.

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So a third of the world population died?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, way more than that. I heard it was everyone outside of Madagascar...

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and now the corpse is removed modern science will make it rot.

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the end

12 years ago | Likes 355 Dislikes 0

fin

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Ice Hockey?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, Brendan Fraser will save the day!

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Still a better love story than twilight

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The end..?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ded

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They certainly poured the fluid down a drain into the water table.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is how Outbreak really started.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT OR SO HELP ME!

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Where it came from*

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

omg, what if she starts walking around in the museum?!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what movie is this again?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna go with The Mummy

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

World War Z

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Seriously. This is amazing and everything, but all I thought is that had to smell horrendous.

12 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I am curious as to how it smelled

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Me too.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say something like alcohol.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am not.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Like Panda Express

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Zombie plague origins. Max Brooks was right.

12 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 1

Step 1: Lure zombies into empty buildings, like a cattle press. 2. Shoot all the zombies. 3. Continue shooting zombies. 4. Get bulldozer.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thank you. I need to find more people who loved his book and not that movie that shared a name.

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

We dont talk about that. It never existed.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They do that shit all the time. Look at how they butchered I am Legend. Completely ruined the awesome ending. Missed the whole point.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That movie woulda done perfectly fine independently! Why did it have to use the title and disappoint so many fans of the book!? WHY!?!?!?

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I cannot support this entire line of comments enough.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I read the book in Iraq during deployment. Really bad place/situation to read World War Z.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Could have been worse. Be glad we aren't at war with India. Now that would be a lousy place to be. Also, thank you for your service!

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