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A redo since so many people seemed to be upset about my thigh exposure and those were shorts people not undies.
A couple other notes for everyone:
I am, in fact, an American.
I'm 23 years old. Not 14.
And lastly, I greatly appreciate all of the lovely and kind people in the comments of my last post! Thank you for being wonderful humans :)
Silly gif post part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/szBAK
Silly gif post part 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/2mVXm
smellyshorts
Trying too hard in this one.
kulahan
Oh god, this girl needs to fuck off
astroFOUND
This is the dumbest form of attention-whoring I've ever seen. And you idiots who downvote selfies are eating this shit up. Its not different
XuanCrowl34
if you are going to be weird be confident about it +1
eastbayrae
Maybe cut back on your meds...or increase.
jonnyn00bhead
You're American?! Why have you got Union Flags all over your room?
juliatheninja
For funzies (my Brit bf gave them to me as a joke gift because Brits are the least openly patriotic people on the planet)
jonnyn00bhead
Least openly patriotic? We might not shout out "USA USA USA" every 5 minutes, but we just know we're good.Did your BF get lost or something?
redbullvodka
This is so fucking irritating. I can't stomach lame people who think they're funny when they're really just total dorks.
ColonelObvious
The "desperately trying to be dorky, funny and cute" is strong with this one again.
DeliciousDad
Get the fuck off Imgur
sk8ball
Like there wasn't enough shit ALREADY that made me ashamed of being American. Thanks, OP!
guywithapetfish
Hey there OP
InDogsWeThrust
This is just obnoxious.
FatBoobsDontCount
I got downvoted for calling the last one "forced and contrived". That hurt me in my imaginary votehole.
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FatBoobsDontCount
Aww bless you.
heretohelp
Am I the only person left in the world who doesn't feel any need to put pictures and videos of myself all over the internet?
SwarleysQuinntervention
Well. You are just heretohelp :)
DiglettDigDiglettDigTrioTrioTrio
you're a dying breed
taramasalata
So many narcissists.
weregonnaneedashitloadofdimes
But how will people realize I am a beautiful and unique snowflake?????
Squareomatic
Nope.
freakytwofer
nope... im right there with ya
tensa
lol, people getting upset over your thigh exposure
juliatheninja
FUR SERIUZ THO.
moxymox
The quantity of sexual desperation in this thread approaches infinity...
BeardKhan
I think i could just buy my future girlfriend an onesie and be done with thinking about it.
yourspellingisbadandyoushouldfeelbad
she's building a fanbase for when she becomes a cam girl and takes all of these peoples money
metalmermaid
Yeah I don't get it.
ThatGuyVinny
Well you see when you spend all your time on the net you don't get a lot of sexual interaction resulting in the "thirst"
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
I spend lots of time on here... I also went out clubbing last night. Just gotta balance it and not be a creep.
YouLilJerk
THEN GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET OR JOIN EHARMONY
chefb2b
"Maybe If I trace her IP and stalk her she'll go out with me" - A good portion of males on the internet
stutteringbob
You know it's also possible to just *talk* to her for awhile and then ask her out. I know, crazy right?
NormalNorman
Niggas be thirsty for days.
PCard
http://media.giphy.com/media/z0aIpFnVi2EBW/giphy.gif
MayorChapstickUK
Dryer than the Sahara my friend
CoolSnackChris
Dryer than an Arabs sandal.
sideslick
Dryer than a Russian's humor
CoolSnackChris
Drier than an African's bathmat
jcarn
"In this thread"
FailToImpress
Yeah I mean she's 23. That's fifteen years too old for me
MundaneFacts
her in that pooh costume made me realize how thirsty I am.
M0CKAS1N
It's one of the most annoying things about this site imo.
SirusKing
It is definitely not just this website.
HighwayToTheDangerZone
welcome to the internet! (I hate it too.)
IVIunk
the largest highway-to-the-danger-zone ;D
Snoweh
Am I the only female left on the internet not interested in attention whoring myself everywhere? Seriously? This is pathetic.
PCmasterracedoe
*ironically you're pointing out you're a female for attention* interesting...
taramasalata
So many narcissists.
ASpaceChimp
No.
drorgin
Yes, you're the only special snowflake in the entire world. I personally thought this was funny. (I'm female).
Snoweh
There's nothing funny about attention whoring. It's just sad and depressing since Imgur is 'so against' selfies and such.
drorgin
I just enjoy seeing somebody have fun. It's whimsical and nice. No reason to hate on her.
OhGodImHorribleAtNames
'Cause, ya know, it's not like people ASKED for more...
Snoweh
Not sure if sarcasm or not, but yes they did ask for more. Solidifying my point of Imgur being 'so against' selfies and attention (1)
Snoweh
(2) of any kind... up until a woman appears though. Then they pretend they never said anything.
OhGodImHorribleAtNames
Hmmm, I can understand hating the community of imgur, but all she's doing is supplying the demand.
JasonD
thanks for being stupid on the internet
juliatheninja
You're welcome!
JasonD
:)
merprincesspacifica
+1 for John and Hank Green peeking in the back.
Rikodou
You're 23? WHAT?
NgryEagletarian
Drugs seem like fun.
M0CKAS1N
stop encouraging this bullshit. it's just a dumb "nerdy" girl trying to be cute. this is as lame as a selfie, and you should all be ashamed.
Totema
Sure, it's cute when a girl does it, but when a guy does it... http://imgur.com/aAEE45S
DegenerateLittleShit
FILTHY FRANK.
HeatLegend
MOTHERFUCKER
jpparkenbone
Still cute. And I'm a straight guy.
glantoberry
Something about this makes me want to punch myself in the face
iDrinkDrano
Well, why don't you?
Komplizin
you feel ashamed on her behalf, it's not your fault.
SuperCoolFondo
I get that you're a "unique flower" but if you could just kindly take that shit to tumblr that'd be great.
Glumar
I don't think people like your opinion very much. Which is odd since half these fucks preach respect about others opinions. Ahh, hypocrisy.
Glumar
urmegawd shes jst sew kuhwerky n u dnt undrstnd!
Glumar
YES. YOUR DOWNVOTES FEED ME.
OhGodImHorribleAtNames
Ok, i personally disagree with you guys, but i have to upvote kuhwerky
EroticZombiePants
Do you have an actual ninja suit?
TheClassyGentleman
that ninja roll in the last one tells me she DOOOOOOOO
juliatheninja
Shhhhhh
SpinnerMask
You should post one for the Ninja suit, and just have a empty room.
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
You need to get one now, or make one, if you don't already have one. I suggest finding a friend with a sewing machine.
corndogmustdie
I'm glad you answered.... this was a very veeeeery important question!
SpaztasticTheDiabolical
You'll want about ten yards of thick black linen. Don't actually cut anything, just do yourself up like a mummy.
juliatheninja
I can totally do that! Anything that doesn't involve me sewing something.
ScalyBanana
This has to be your next costume
IVIunk
next costume party idea? *solved
DJR0umba
This is some seriously stupid shit
juliatheninja
Totally stupid! But totally fun and harmless entertainment. Sue me for attempting to make people laugh.
DJR0umba
I definitely don't begrudge you fun. But I don't care to have one of my favorite sites loaded with this attention-seeking non-entertainment
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DJR0umba
I am a feminist, and you are mistaken. It's non-entertainment and has 0 to do with gender. Have a good night
Tazzmission
Yep. You shot yourself in the foot with the gender bullshit.
sipeycup
woww, you seriously dont have to be a jerk to her about it though. just press the right arrow. dont choose the asshole route.
DJR0umba
It's my right to say what I want about this content, just like it is anyone else's. I don't want this stuff on this site.
jigglethehandle
I'm sure the majority of those telling you to keep it up are horny guys that think you're cute. Desperation is not cute, just irritating.
TyrionLambister
TiL: I am a horny guy. Better turn in these ovaries and asexual tendencies, because I found this cute AND funny. o-o
jigglethehandle
Fair enough +1 for 'turn in these ovaries'
MeganMeow
The first one was cute, I'm not sure why we needed more of the same...
slapmyassandcallmesusan
for the lulz - 4chan
habslove
For attention
OhLookAnotherGirlWhoringForAttention
because look at me
juliatheninja
It's the same idea, yes, but I'm making horrible faces and wearing a new costume. It's a different execution of the same idea :)
MeganMeow
I demand handstands!
juliatheninja
They will not be pretty!
KingsAndQueens
You're pretty fucking weird, but in a good way +1
absolutezero182
The difference between good way and bad way is how attractive the person is...
rabidworm
She'd be pretty fucking anyone... I mean what?
JustJosh94
yesthisisdoge
You're pretty. And fucking weird. So I upvote you.*
Thoraxe123
I like weird, it's not normal and boring :)
twdarkeh
There are worse things than weird. Less fun, too.
ThebabyAteMyDingo
You're pretty fucking, weird, but in a good way.
twdarkeh
Punctuation: a godsend, eh?
ThebabyAteMyDingo
Indeed it is your holyness.
jahnpee
This girl is weird guys.
jahnpee
Looks like she came staight outa adventure time
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arsone
In the BEST way. Keep doing you, gurl.
Euin
Or someone whos just trying to be weird because society has taught us that its attractive
Bolaf
Yup
juliatheninja
I am so glad that this has taken over the top comment about putting me in the trash.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I'd only put you in the trash so I could keep you.
Rheios
I feel like there was smoothness here, but it may have come from Zoidberg...which is potentially disturbing...
DryGordon
so wait this isn't a gonewild post?
RomeoSniper
Do you have a horse mask? You seem like someone that should.
juliatheninja
haha, no horse mask
DrWolvesbane
Well, you are weird enough that we are keeping you.This is your life now.
stutteringbob
Like I said the last time... never let anyone dull your sparkle! You made me smile today.
juliatheninja
Thank you again! I love it when you say that. Makes me feel better about posting! :)
TrooooooojanMaaaan
Imgurians fear body exposure..... In case you were wondering.
juliatheninja
I'm getting that vibe haha
sipeycup
so many jerks on here and i dont know why. i think youre awesome!
juliatheninja
Thank you!
stfu
What he meant to say was you're cute so we accept you're weirdness because we all want to bang you otherwise no
KingsAndQueens
I did not expect top comment, just come back from a night out and it's a pleasant surprise! I have a thing for girls in onesies btw
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
seriously, be my friend, youre fucking hilarious
WouldAPonyByAnyOtherNameBeAsOffencive
Replying to this just because I am too lazy to type "@OP", but, good on ya!
JesusLives
are you single?
Gunnny
All I'll say is I enjoy the random amusing OC so....more please? idk i'm weird ignore me OTL
juliatheninja
No you are awesome and thank you for your niceness! There will probably be more soon :)
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
I would do naughty things to you
evildeadtwo
if you are going to be weird be confident about it +1
youknowthatonegirl
guys I think I have my first ever girl crush
MrPredator
:(
Lobsert
Original here:
ImpactFPS
Now kith.
PrfctDrk
wheres the unedited?
jpparkenbone
That smile kills me.
weganmerner
Tardis, fault in our stars poster and comical boobs. Yep i approve
Navajo
she looks like Elle Fanning!
kungfuman
She is pretty cool!
SoWasI
you and her and her bf can have a treesome
youaredednotbigsouprise
Threesome, Mr. President
JacksonsCool
"First post, be nice :3"
BackToTheFewjar
juliatheninja
YISSS :D <3
thegoofnessisreal
I laugh till I cry everytime I see that one, YOU'RE SO FUNNY!
juliatheninja
YAYAYAY :D
weeman5872
LEMONS?!
ruinah
"I'm gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!!"
Dunhaaam
I'll make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
ThereAreBeesEVERYWHERE
Found the original
sipos0
Actual original:
lolzomg123
Well... you're not wrong.
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
Those are hornets, not bees.
ThereAreBeesEVERYWHERE
I never said they were bees
TastyTastyScience
All hail ThereAreBeesEVERYWHERE, lord of the underworld, leader of hell legions, the torture master.
ThereAreBeesEVERYWHERE
I like this!
SpinnerMask
Why dont they sting the hand?
ThereAreBeesEVERYWHERE
Male wasps don't sting. They can bite though
SpinnerMask
aghhhhh more to add to to my nightmares. Bees, wasps, hornets, all those types of bugs are my number one fear.
MikelAsInMichaelNotMickel
dat username
bulash
im grossed out by all of those nopes.
ruinah
My only thought for that gif: "Oh god, why you do that?!"
MstrDarTCG
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. There shall not be a third.....
ThereAreBeesEVERYWHERE
Oh it will happen. Just.Wait. dun dun dun
MstrDarTCG
O_0