When it has been far, far too long.
When you've already came but she hasn't.
BMW M3
My daughter is more photogenic than I am, so I'll post her instead.
Behold, the Cat-erpillar.
Burger King Ad came in the mail today.
I need Imgur's help. Description below.
Mercedes-Benz W126 AMG
Do do do do do do do do do do
As the Manager of a chain retail hardware store, this is so true, yet, so wrong, all at the same time.
It will not turn out well.
Overgrown man-children unite
Toilet time is Imgur time!
This isn't an April Fool's Joke, either.
Watching a Dendi interview and Youtubes closed captioning gave me this gem.
Prime Day in a nut shell...
Does imgur 'member Candystand.com? I 'member.
MRW my SO calls me her chunky little monkey.
MRW I got 3x more on my tax return than I expected.
White girls at the club be like....
Found a stray kitten under my porch on Saturday.
Seriously. How many fucked up Condescending Wonka memes can middle-aged people share in one day?
My SO, when people get offended by her breastfeeding in public.
I can't be the only one who saw this...
Young Thug performing live.
It took 4 years, but I'd like everyone to meet me daughter.
Gave the guy airbrushing beanies at my college a real challenge.
MRW I overhear a guy on campus say "I totally support gay marriage, no homo."
*slow clap*
26 yr old man, still find it hard not to relate to Cheese.
As a chubby man, when my slender SO tells me "she's ready".
I wonder which one it is...
MRW some drunk chick at a bar with a massive hairlip tries to kiss me.
WARNING, SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE TRIGGER WARNING
Let alone posted on the internet.
You win this time, Tumblr...
Enjoy your next Dasani.
R.I.P. Robin Williams. We ain't ever had a friend like you.
MRW it's 1992 again.
They weren't lying.
Welcome to Kangbashi, the world's largest ghost town.
I picked the RIGHT time to go to the Wikipedia page for Von Miller.
Why is that the first thing you think of?
A day late.
Another day. Another Z.
Had to send my Calculus textbook back today.
I found another one...
BMW 2002 Turbo
"You know who ELSE loves Banana Cream Pies?"
Some fine European engineering.
Back again.
By request.
Mustang Lawman.
Eclipse of the Sun on the way to the Mun.
The longer you watch..