JakOfNoTrades
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Feb 3, 2017 8:01 AM
JakOfNoTrades
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dumpsterjedi1
Wheymen.
BranDohCalrissian
+1 for title
Uzernaime
Guys, he was a carpenter, in those days he was most-likely jacked.
NottSure0
Crucifixion is great for your core.
ty7799
Jesus show me the whey
YoSoyMilk
Jesus took the cup of creatine, gave it to his disciples and said "Drink of it, pussies."
TheBritishAreComing
So OP Reposted a screenshot of a post on the FP
greenf1sh
Is it just me, or do his arms look like they're way too short?
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
He looks like the lead singer of a metal band.
Dinodude65
Well he was the son of a carpenter and he hung out with fishermen. Dude was probably ripped.
DJBeans
Forgive me father for these gains I'm about to receive!
Pokemyplug
Oh would you just look at those swoll, stubby little arms Jesus has!
LadyStoneheart1
Is anyone going to point out that this is a repost from imgur to another site and back to imgur?
Socket2me
If only there was a simpler way!
SchrodingerMil
Took rail road spikes to stick him to the cross.
EleMenTal304
http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Join+the+church+of+biceps+_9d9c62eac3948ab6cd706d1c7e590431.jpg Curch of Biceps
formertatertot
Well He was probably a stone mason (not carpenter), so this might be relatively accurate.
littletired
stop, let us enjoy this
formertatertot
Well that fact doesn't make the statue look any less funny lol :)
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
The Hebrew Hammer!
KingKoopasErectPenis
Dost thou even lift?
UncomfortableTruths
No one's posted it yet? Guess I'll do it, then.
kuriosly
Jesus coulda broken off the cross at any time with a holy flex. But he died so we can have gains
Xanthus179
Looks like he's going to pull the nails out himself, and then start stabbing people with them.
Innoculo
That is pretty awesome actually.
ChuckKarma
By his reps we are healed
ChuckKarma
Korean Statue Depicts A Jesus So Jacked It Looks Like His Last Supper Was Pure Protein http://imgur.com/6KF1Xhf
sarsol
Jesus died for your gains
whothehellareyouanyway
He's swole cuz he does Cross-fit!
JakOfNoTrades
Ha ha you a funny man
aFactIsAFact
Underrated comment of the day
SacrificesForCthulhu
It says so in the swoly bible!
QisForQuantum
Nailed it!
Jabroni29
This comment is pure gold frankincense and myrrh.
QisForQuantum
Amen, kind sir!
Tlaxxil
Its a real Sermon on the mount
1Rogue
motherfuckinghowl
You've had this one I think
GermanCanuck
You can cross fuck off
whothehellareyouanyway
Crossfart!
Azerith1
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
He died on the cross-fit
kaphs
Get out
whothehellareyouanyway
Get it? "Cross"-fit! Cuz he's on a cross! And he's fit! GET IT???? :-D
summitshow
No. Fuck. Get out.
natitude0628
No can you explain further
DoughSlayer
Actually wanna see where this goes.
whothehellareyouanyway
The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not skip leg day!
droider04
"I am the whey"
Slashinhobo
He got this swole by drinking fight milk. He now has the power to fight like a crow.
bottom
This Jew's been juicing
futureman3000
He truly is the King of the Juice.
LactaidOverDose
100% juice
ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
This Jesus turned water into Whey Muscle Blast 3000 and only got nailed to that fuckafix so the thirsty bitches could ride him without fear.
ObiWanValJean
Our father, who lifts in heaven, hallowed be thy gains; Thy gym doth come. Thy curls be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
HorchataFahkUp
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
Give us this day our daily grains, and forgive us our leg days, as we forgive those who don't even lift.
ObiWanValJean
Source: Reddit u/promiscuous_turkey
Leegionnaire
ihateworkingongermancars
It's beautiful