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May 3, 2016 2:53 PM
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Heffaloo
She's got ANOTHER book!?! Great! The last one was very entertaining.
WafflesMcGee
No. She's not.
MrNoodlemansbrother
That's disgusting......excuse me while I whip this out.
Thaliel
I feel bad, but is that really her face? It's weirdly proportioned.
sixhoursinacarwithmymotherinlaw
I love the haiku she snuck in there.
GiveAManASandwichAndHeIsFullForADay
Some of these are gold.
frankbarista
I think i have a vague idea of where OP been at 8:33-8:39 lol
PresidentDwayneElizondoHerbertCamacho
"Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness." -Drinky McDwarfface
Arkanrais
I found her jokes to be pretty one note, and very far between. most of her twitter is advertisements for upcoming shows n shit
alchemist23
I liked the horoscope one
Iosephus
And let's not forget her Twitter description: "I have an award-winning asshole."
ninjadanny
Seen it and can confirm, it's awesome
Shaows
TIL that Asa is younger that me despite her looks, and Project MILF is a thing.
WillJeSuis
I thought she was 40+ :/
FireBreathingFerret
These are glorious
IWasInThePool
Who are these people who follow porn stars on social media and interact with them?
Nobody7713
If I had Twitter, she might be an exception because she's actually funny.
Rymdblomma
I think its the people that comment on pornhub videos
cranialpleasure
Idk, but reading just the first few words of their tweets back are horrific
SirGigglyBits
Creepy losers I'm guessing.
graspee
Leapy cruisers.
ccllama
Lol my roommate is a girl into girls but loves male gay porn and follows all of their social medias. So there's that.
graspee
It's just like us and lesbians.
SengirArchangel
She's also admits she's emotionally unstable since she falls in love with every man she works with.
SirGigglyBits
This doesn't surprise me.
Kyrian
You know that fat kid making fun of his own weight before others get a chance to and goes to sleep at night happy they're laughing WITH him?
TheRealPrestonGarvey
Once you're finished that double anal penetration, another settlement has sent word that they need our help.
WillJeSuis
The dick sucking for 2 whole decades, she is 31. She started when she was 11? wut?
WhateverIFeelLike666
I mean let's be honest. Were we really expecting a woman that specializes in sex to have waited until age of consent to start fucking?
AnarchoApiarist
She says: in 2 years, it will be 2 decades. She started with 13.
WelcomeToTheWasteland
And she didnt say professionally
wh4t4m1d01ngw1thmylife
stillborntoiletbaby
Yah.. I don't buy it.. her mother disowned her
bca360
I swear she was on Chris Jericho's podcast maybe last year and she that she was still cool with her parents.
tsarsyrup
How can anyone not like Asa Akira?
greasymustache
The things I would do to her rectum...
tsarsyrup
Now that's what I'm talking about!
Eurythmics
...would be absolutely nothing compared to what she's already done to it.
greasymustache
All the more easy to not go gentle.
mooseless
Charge your phone dude
JDOT667
I did. As you can see it went from 23 to 39 percent.
ZeldaShotFirst
Saw the little charging icon. Nodded in approval. Kept reading about her asshole.
JDOT667
Excellent
mooseless
Didn't notice that, fully withdraw Statement. Good work on the funny thing you posted and that
JDOT667
Thanks fellow internet user
ClassicSwanson
If you really want entertainment you should read the cringe-fest that is the replies to her tweets.
TheMexicanStaringFrog0fSouthernSriLanka
Funny post from her instagram https://imgur.com/tU9RPjo
Snooj
Man, I totally get that toothbrush flag one. Been down that road tooooo many time.
PettyLaBelle
Anyone else clapped or counted syllables to see if her haikus checked out? lol
goodintheworld
Who takes the time to simply comment "ha"?
dickdickwarlock
ha
JimBongosognoBmiJ
ha
ansa
ha
SometimesISayDumbShit
I can't tell if she's kinda awesome or if she's got such low self-esteem that she's only a couple steps away from knocking herself off
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SometimesISayDumbShit
I didn't realize I was making a big deal out of it.
PullMyPissPiglet
I genuinely think she's just loving life! And porn has become WAY more publicly acceptable in the last decade, so good for her I say :)
kecker
Saw an interview she gave once and I think she just really at peace with her career and keeps life in perspective.
cgimw
Isn't that just everyone?
SometimesISayDumbShit
uhhhhh.... no. I hope not at least
antillesw
She's really nice in person. We went to a porn convention and met her. Yes, we've been to a porn convention. Because...we like porn.
graspee
I thought "in person" was going to be a euphemism for "wedged deep in her ass with no money left and no regrets" but it seems I may be wrong
tbomber
Who's we?You and Smeagol?
SirGigglyBits
HoodsBalls
I wanted to call you out for being mean, but after looking at the picture...Damn it that's funny
antillesw
Because I love Star Wars and bought her a matching hoodie? After looking at your hipster Apple photo; doesn't give you any room to criticize
SirGigglyBits
wear* (3)
SirGigglyBits
I'm a gun shooting, dip chewing, unapologetic motherfucker. Don't think that makes me a hipster. But I'd rather be a hipster than (1)
SirGigglyBits
an un-groomed dude that gets weird matching hoodies for his fugly gf to where while I attend porn conventions. (2)
antillesw
My fiancée is beautiful. And you are an ugly person.
SirGigglyBits
You need to get those eyes checked man.
CorneliusCornwall
I heard a rumor that she had to have her stomach pumped of 4lbs of semen.
CultofCedar
I heard it was 4 gallons
beansofthunder
I heard it was 5 and 13 condoms
pharmboy
You can't say it now, it's got to be a surprise.
kingant5009
I mean, who surprises someone with 4lb's of semen in their stomach?
CorneliusCornwall
I justed her to be happy. :(
IridescentLotus
Each guy ejaculates about a tsp per orgasm...that's a lot of guys a lot of times
RideTheTiger
3.4 ml to be on average. Semen is estimated to contain less than 1 calorie, 6 mg of fat, 3 mg of cholesterol, and 11 mg of carbohydrates
RideTheTiger
Per 3.4 ml serving.
RideTheTiger
Change, to be average to on average. In my first comment.
DickDastardly404
I've heard that story attributed to so many celebrities over the years, Rod Stuart, Elton John, Marc Almond, David Bowie. The rumor 1/2
DickDastardly404
jumps from person to person. Asa has done gangbang scenes but 4lbs is about 1800ml, a standard "load" is about 10cc (hence the band 1.5/2
DickDastardly404
of the same name) so that would require her to swallow 180 "moneyshots" in full. besides, the human stomach is about 1litre on avg 1.75/2
DickDastardly404
and can expand for competitive eaters etc to about 4 times that - a porn star is just about the opposite of a competitive eater, and 1.825/2
IfTheyGaveMeAnOptionToLeaveThisAreaEmptyIWouldLeaveItEmpty
dude thats enough.
DickDastardly404
I figure that someone as down-to-earth as she seems probably isn't going to down twice the capacity of her stomach in semen 2/2