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life begins at the end of your comfort zone~ Unknown [977 X 651]
[Image]If you control yourself, you control life.
The price of being a sheep is boredom ~ Hugh Macleod
Knowing is not enough we must apply ~Bruce lee
If you are depressed , you are living in the past ~ Lao Tzu [400 X 400]
[Image]Man cannot remake himself without suffereing for he is both the marble and the sculptor ~ Alexix Carrel
We all have time to spend or waste ~ Bruce Lee [960 X 720 ]
[Image]The secret of change is ~ Socrates
We are what we repeatedly do; excellence ~ Aristotle
I hate that word - " Lucky." It cheapens a lot of hard work. ~ Peter Dinklage
You are the creator of your own destiny ~ Unknown
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard ~ Tim Notke
Want some fucking motivation? Here you go!
If you want something you've never had ~ Unknown
Being a man of worth
Shoryukant
Manly men doing Manly shit. I'm gonna go chop down a tree and build a deck.
captainbeardypants
#7 is a quote from a nazi propagandist (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_Stellrecht). Title of the book A commitment to the young nation.
iamkarlkingofducks
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself- Papa Johns
bufferkiller
I upvote most anything that has Bruce Lee in it.
kaver
amaloui
Sobbing fuckdolls? Jesus
abadinfluence
AndrewFish51
One of these is not like the others
Irishda
WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS? YOU'RE THE PRETENDER!
pixiecutter
Sobbing fuckdolls. Classy.
abadinfluence
pixiecutter
wat
morehumanthanhuman
I struggle on a daily basis just to try and not eat another pizza
kinggambit
make your own pizza to prevent binge eating?
morehumanthanhuman
I do both. I have a problem. A pizza shaped problem.
baronridiculous
#7 is Helmut Stellrecht's Hitler Youth book. I mean, find inspiration where you can, I guess, but...
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Hitler didn't just stand behind the microphone rubbing his hands together, muttering "jews... jews..." --- (adapted from some webcomic)
pelzenstein
My german-built-in-nazi-propaganda-sensor made me cringe a little, too.
abadinfluence
Congratulations, you two are more observant than 99% of imgur.
UnknownGenius
wolves are pack animals: a "lone wolf" is either too injured or socially retarded to be in a pack and will die on its own (1/2)
RaiXira
Red wolves are more loners; grey/timber wolves are definitely pack animals.
CptApollo
Went looking for this. If youre a wolf, chances are good youre in a pack. Lol
Gnomleif76
But then everyone else will keep you at arm's length and you will never know anyone other than your own kin.
UnknownGenius
or a young male searching for a new pack. (2/2)
Irishda
You didn't watch that NatGeo special on one of the oldest wolves in Yellowstone did you
SadAdult
Are you referring to Blackwolf? I think that was his name. Badass wolf, that waited and finally became alpha.
theboatsong
Sometimes when we pee we get twin jets
corneliusgansevoort
From now on your pee will not be a single stream. From now on your bathroom floor is always about to get pissed on.
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grimwyrd
JustLikeTheGypsyWomanSaid
breakinginsanity
Instructions unclear...I am a woman...
EverythingIsAweseome
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
corneliusgansevoort
The greentext one definitely lost me. Started off wise, but then death-spiraled to neckbeardom really fast.
RedroverRedrover
Didn't you hear? We're not wanted here. Unless we're hot and DTF, obviously.
CapnSparky
I feel that the title could be reworded for wider appeal, and there are pictures that I disagree with, but mostly these inspire me. +1
RandomFellowImgurian
Yeah that part was stupid. As a man, that goes both ways. You can't classify everyone in one single category like that. The rest was nice.
shaunc13
Yeah, I think the point there is males and females between 18-25 dont know what they want (generally), just worded really really poorly 1/2
peppermintpixie
"Sobbing fuckdolls" is the point at which it became misogynistic and not just a poorly worded commentary about young folk.
malexmatt
It's very disappointing that this selection of excellent quotes has that sexist bullshit mixed in.
abadinfluence
Aw, is someone triggered?
oceanskysforever
Fuck you, OP
abadinfluence
Definitely triggered.
Piroulinu
The nazi quote mixed in with other inspirational quotes thing has been done before, and you're being a little too obvious now. Dial it back.
abadinfluence
Really? Where?
Piroulinu
http://www.thewire.com/entertainment/2013/08/who-said-it-adolf-hitler-vs-taylor-swift/68906/
abadinfluence
This isn't imgur, but this is still excellent.
Skrewd
So most of these are great, except for that one that you snuck in. You know which one.
9spooky36me
When I saw this comment I thought of at least four
sesamharold
To do is to be - Socrates. To be is to do - Jean Paul Sartre. - Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra.
IKilledKennyAndIAmABastard
"women 18-25 are sobbing fuck dolls" Nice. Yep. Very inspiring.
CanadianOverlord
. . . and men 18-25 are half retarded fuck sticks. What's your point?
RedroverRedrover
Point is no one posts that as an inspirational quote.
Savagesquelsch
I'm 26 and I'm still a retarded fuckstick :/
uhCanadian
well it's not wrong.
IKilledKennyAndIAmABastard
So that's what a woman is reduced to. No aspirations, intelligence or humor. Nope. Women are just hysterical vaginas there to be fucked. Joy
uhCanadian
The majority of women 18-25 don't know what they want in life and aren't looking to commit. The guy said(in a harsh way, yes) that you 1/
uhCanadian
Shouldnt put in everything you've got for a girl when you're only 20. No not all women are sobbing fucktoys, my comment was a joke.
jackbos
Sometimes I masturbate because I'm bored.
PitonPitonPiton
It's never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes. Just saying...
abadinfluence
And this entire sentence is a slight rewording of a quote itself, what's irony?
lulwot
My sister would be upset about the "I'm not fast" one. she worked hard for a year to run faster. I couch potatoed and could still 1/2
lulwot
run much faster and farther than she could. 2/2
GingerButNotAWeasley
My favorite inspirational quote- "The meal's not over when I'm full, it's over when I hate myself."
GingerButNotAWeasley
-Louis CK
BenderBendingRodriguez
Downvoted solely because wolves are pack animals so the notion of a lonely wolf is just stupid
ThatsWhatSheSed
Thanks facebook
ShareeGolar78
With all the strength of a raging fire
ADS53
Do or do not. There is no try.
NickUnknown
collecting quotes and images around the internet and posting them in a group on imgur sure is living life to the max
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
"Sobbing fuckdolls" should go over well
lazerzpewpew
Emily Dickinson, Florence Nightingale, & Caroline Herschel were single for life. Better red flag them, they were obviously trouble -_-
dreadnecrolancer
Yeah, that post was almost entirely bitter, jealous bullshit.
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
It's 4chan
Aibell125
To be fair from 18-25 I was on BC and a sobby fuckdoll physco path is a pretty good description!
iamthemachine
I've been trying to explain that thing to my nice & attractive male friends who get walked all over. Bro, we are 20ish,we dunno what we want
onlyforthispostjustkidding
A reply saying men are menchildren gets 10 points, one saying women have issues too get downvoted. The post is what an actual adult 1/2
onlyforthispostjustkidding
needs to function in the world as it is now. Every point is valid but your outrage only shows how violently you want to remain a child 2/2
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nipplepanties
The greentext is from a Hitler youth pamphlet?
dreadnecrolancer
Holy shit, nice find.
Thesmellofgoblins
Well. The nazis Did know how to inspire, not saying it's a good thing, but they got that down...
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
This makes me unreasonably happy.
Bent0916
imo his failure was in omitting the male equivalents. The manchildren. The power-hungry brodude sociopaths, too. [1]
Bent0916
He made a valid point with the women. Girls these days play the field until they're just out of their primes, then they rush to settle. [2]
Bent0916
They cash in on all their sexual power up until the moment that power dips below the rising power of working men: late 20s, early 30s. [3]
Bent0916
They bang brodude and frat boy and surfer guy or whoever else and then settle on the guy she passed over as soon as he's making money. [4]
IKilledKennyAndIAmABastard
You sure you aren't projecting anything here?
Bent0916
And there's nothing automatically wrong with that. It's just human nature. So there's no reason to be outraged over it. [5]
FreshCaviar
He's right that high school doesn't matter, but everything else in that post is whiny horseshit from a bitter, unsuccessful 40 year old.
RIPFuturama
No, it's all spot on, welcome to the real world kiddo.
AdrianDunne
Large companies do have a habit of dumping their employees in the shit, all the time feeding them BS about loyalty to the company.
MattyBeFiya
preach! What a terrible and stupid message
Neuronyx
Being naive to think the world is nice is just as dangerous as being whiny and bitter.
RoomTemperatureCoffee
I don't see how any of it was whiny except arguably the part about women. The one about people being dumb was just a crasser version of #8 1
RoomTemperatureCoffee
post obviously consisted of young men, and many young men definitely do make bad decisions because of excessive hopes for immature women. 4
RoomTemperatureCoffee
In these kinds of advice threads on 4chan, there's an expectation of forced edginess and people will ignore you if you don't include it. 2
RoomTemperatureCoffee
Again, roughly the same thing would apply if the genders were reversed, but that is irrelevant to the intended audience. 5
RoomTemperatureCoffee
The statement about women aged 18-25 was also semi-accurate for most people aged 18-25, not just women, but the intended audience of this 3
ComeOnAndSlam
I would argue that working for yourself, if you can get away with it, is a good idea.
FreshCaviar
I think it takes a certain personality. Most people thrive and are comfortable under strong leadership.
stinkycheezmonky
*For some people. Other people need management/guidance/direction.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Problem is those people do not recognize that fact.
Sasarious
Theres like 29 positive messages here and people only point out the 1 negative....lol
Sasarious
28* i thought there was 30
MattyBeFiya
its hard to ignore because it such an idiotic and bitter message among others which are generally quite good (few exceptions)
Sasarious
Man people sure follow the herd when it comes to downvoting lol.
corneliusgansevoort
It's like everyone ignores your WORLD RECORD 4x110m relay time, your rushing yard records, and 2-time All American titles just because..(1/)
corneliusgansevoort
(2/)... you murder your wife and her friend Ron Goldman. Yeesh!
Sasarious
Thats not close at all...
RedroverRedrover
Because whoever curated these posts found them inspirational, and thought others would too. It casts a pall over the whole thing to find 1/2
RedroverRedrover
out he's a raging misogynist. If there was just one racist quote, I'm sure people would find that unacceptable, too. 2/2
Sasarious
"A raging misogynist"For one poorly worded thing from 4chan. Seriously talk about projecting jesus christ.
RedroverRedrover
Yes. Anyone who finds that inspirational would have to be a raging misogynist.
abadinfluence
Yes, I'm a huuuuge misogynist, ya caught me tumblr, good job. -.-
RedroverRedrover
But why would you include it then?
MJC1990
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips." ~Eminem
Aiyonbeam
13 is Ender's Game. Mazer Rackham, to be exact.
BareBoneBear
Orson Scott Card to be really exact (but you're right too :D )
lucidcute
It's great how all women can be summed up in a few short sentences.
cacher371
#yesallwomen
KillingTheJoke1
Right?!! It's so nice that someone has boiled it down.
Aelinsaar
Click on 'To be a man worth of remember' on Imgur? Get what you paid for.
rainbowgravy
by a sexist guy.
iDrinkDrano
That post didn't do any favors for either gender, though was definitely more crude regarding women.
ArcaneM37
I know right. Heaven forbid we know what we want in our 20's or be single in our 30's. WATCH OUT!! RED FLAGS!!
TheBlackWindHowls
WHOA BE CAREFUL THOSE ATTRACT BULLS
TheBlackWindHowls
I don't know about the 4chan one. That's not a message of inspiration. It's pretty self-centered and sexist.
abadinfluence
Triggered?
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
Then dont follow it, the rest of them are pretty great tho
Nyther53
Funnily enough, 4chN still full of assholes. Who knew.
Sasarious
Turns out 4chan is not the most politically correct place on the internet and that still surprises people.
Irishda
If not being self-centered and sexist is considered politically correct, remind me why people hate the term again?
doublekross
I think the surprise is that it would be included in all of the other inspirational messages.
Sasarious
So one bad thing should neglect 28 good? lol
doublekross
*negate
Sasarious
Curse auto correct and the lack of editing.
derpbread
also this one is pretty shitty
so many people don't start out on equal footing
soundnote8
Some article on getting good: Two people became chess masters. One took 800 hours, the other 16 000. In the end, both were chess masters.
derpbread
the same amount of effort. it wouldn't be fair to say that the larger person hadn't worked harder because they had more to lose
derpbread
for people down-voting, compare someone with a large body-type to someone with a smaller body-type, then both going to the gym and giving (1
JamesJabberwocky
Stellrecht was a nazi. not the greatest quote to have...
DoctorSpaceDog
Does being a Nazi make everything he said wrong? The Nazis had very progressive animal rights laws so we should torture all animals, right?
fluffybunnybums
The author who wrote this was in charge of military education for the Hitler Youth. This was part of a moral guidebook he wrote.
JamesJabberwocky
yeah. you kind of didn't get the point. Hitler said nice stuff about people. Still not the best idea to quote him, eh?
DoctorSpaceDog
I don't think you get the point. So the message doesn't matter, all that matters is it was said by a Bad Guy?
JamesJabberwocky
Depends on the context it's said in. But yeah, you kind of have a point.