Starbucks in Dubai forgot how to doughnut
nothing says "we're in love" like matching jackets and a selfie stick
Tinder is full of spam-bots, so i started using the voight-kampff-test from Blade Runner
My thought about the "Haley Joel Osment looks like a kid wearing a grown man costume" post
Sam Worthington is a fucking loser
How i imagine my cleaning lady leaving my apartement every time