foxisaac
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Saw this and instantly thought of Vincent
EDIT: Fixed typo
You attempt to push the orc off the bridge...
Thanks for all the upvotes guys, made my day.
SilverNightwing
My first ever favourite
asdfkeyboardman
D&D is the only game I've played where every dice roll has a 1/10 chance of generating a great story to tell people later.
saltandburn
You attempt to seduce the warlord but end up farting in his face instead. He liked it and now you're his bitch.
trandyr
I almost always prefer rolling ones instead - it's just so damned amusing watching the DM fumble for something bad enough to match a one.
MsGrowl
My 2nd Ed DM had a 20 or 1 require a second d6 dice roll, only on a 6 or second 1 was it bat shit insane.
BKHamburger
I once tried to seduce a half orc, rolled a 20, and he came so hard, that he died.
FoxInSoxInABox
I-I'm really ok with this. xD
YourWeirdErection
I'm trying to find a group in my hometown so i can learn this game, but so far ive rolled a 20 for loneliness, and a 19 to confirm the crit.
SpockTheRabbit
Interested in Imgur DnD? Gauge interest forum post here: https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/1226577/imgur-interest-check#post-1226577
binicorn
<20> you get top comment
Harmonex
You're not getting top comment, but I'll help you along your way.
coppergod
And I will hinder you both. Sorry, but someones gotta be the antagonist ;(
marquisdechocula
"You slap the Lich's head clean off" http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Head_of_Vecna
marquisdechocula
This is a classic legend
AnAverageBox
These are the things that want to make me get into D&D.
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
Do it. You won't regret it. Good timing too, 5e groups are just starting up all over, be good to get in while you can.
vkmi
"You fall from the roof, roll to evade" "You sure?" "Yes" - 20 - "You dodge the ground"... Allofmywut.jpg
DragonLordG
You pussy. I BLOCK the ground.
SonOfTheShire
Well, remember, flying is just throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
Harmonex
Then a natural 1 should also suffice.
AvatarofPi
Only if you were attempting to hit.
samsonguy920
And the rest of the adventure is the DM's fruitless attempts at getting the player to remember the ground is where he is supposed to be.
MandrewJackson
bigguywhokills
That sick old lady put up pictures of herself in this mans house!
nursesalt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuh1AqR0NA0
bigguywhokills
That's the exact skit I was thinking of.
nursesalt
I felt I just needed to post that to add to it :).
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
I'm a nerd, and I support these messages.
MillerLitesaber
Yeah, D&D nerds don't get enough love with all the comic book/Star Wars nerd love going around. I could read these all damn day.
Pizzzzzza
finally, a message I can get behind
brookers
Remember that Borderlands 2 DLC where you try to pick up the gun and roll a 1 every time?
Sageaslmera
got to love tiny tina!!!
brookers
And on the third critical failure the gun actually turns into a flying monster you have to kill.
InvadingYourSpaces
And eventually you get the gun, but every time you fire it, you have a chance at dropping it again.
shootxthexmessenger
I have never played D&D, but I want to learn.
kendovzii
Find a local hobby store. They usually have regular events. It is a LOT of work to learn on your own vs playing with people.
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
http://www.reddit.com/r/dnd best place to start.
shootxthexmessenger
Thanks!
Zerrian
5th Edition just came out. It's a huge grouping all the best parts of 2nd, 3rd, and even 4th edition. If you want to learn to play, try 5th.
majorlorddude
I recommend something like Castles and Crusades instead. Very simple system, plays like old school D&D.
mnatheist
I love C&C
BecauseSometimes
I recommend learning 3.5
mitchbones
5e is much easier to learn and has the same feel of 3.5
SlowpokeIsMyFavoriteNewPokemon
Or 5.
BecauseSometimes
I haven't played 5 yet. My DM and party members aren't willing to try it just yet.
doctorduck
I know 4 dumbed a lot down but that's where i learned, I heard five should be the best parts of 3 through 4.
BecauseSometimes
I learned with 4, too. But I love 3.5 so much more.
ArtArchive
I'd say streamlined instead of "dumbed down".
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
Amen to that. Although, I'm starting to think 5e might be worth its salt as well.
BecauseSometimes
I haven't played 5 yet. I watched some people play it at Gen Con, but I didn't really get a good grasp of its dynamics.
mitchbones
Check out the newest edition, it's the arguably the best and easiest to learn. A starter kit is only $13 and includes enough to start.
fuckinghellikeepdeletingmyaccount
BUT ACCIDENTALLY PULL DOWN HIS PANTS INSTEAD
ChefHannibal
but accidentally pull down his pants instead
spitfiremkiv
BUT accidentally pulled down his pants instead.
r40k
but instead pull down his pants accidentally
ForestCreature
Hand was deep in pocket when char stumbled over his own feet?
CoffeeKraken
My gods, that poor Orc.
EflowNivek
That Orc be all "I'm being TRIGGERED!"
samsonguy920
Every adventure after that, the player has to explain the orc following him, constantly exclaiming, "Senpai, notice me!"
Dooood
Never thought I'd feel bad for an uncomfortable orc.
DeviantReposter
I always wanted to play D&D...never knew someone to introduce me to the game though :/
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
http://www.reddit.com/r/dnd start here :D
mitchbones
Check out the starter kit thats $13, find a few friends that are interested and learn it together.5e makes learning/playing easier than ever
Fineilladoptacorgi
I killed a goblin king with a nat 20 but broke my fist punching the floor when i whiffed on one of his minions.
AnAverageBox
Beautiful
FlickTigger
I wiffed against a royal gaurd recruit and launched my axe across the room. It beheaded the captain of the guards.
epicor
Cpt rolled no save?
FlickTigger
I rolled 1, 1, nat 20. I loved my axe and the dm was tired of me destroying everything with it so he often tried to make me lose it
samsonguy920
Ah, gotta love the DM's Bane weapons.
FlickTigger
I couldn't pick locks but I could break doors and chests open.
JustAGreyWizard
Turned a white dragon in to a frog, stole his hord, then bluffed him in to chasing a mini boss after he made his savings roll.
JustAGreyWizard
DM:*Rolls insight check* Oh god.. my dragons an idiot..
Fineilladoptacorgi
lmao!
ShenziMariePredatoraVeldettaJacquelinaHyena
My buddy was a fighter and wanted to bust down a changing screen to show off and instead he triggered a trap and got an axe in his chest.
whattheactualhell
I kicked open a door on a nat 20 to break into a house and I killed the child who was attempting to open the door.
Goldenfoxengraving
I'm silently crying laughing at work. Thanks for that :')
MagnustheJust
Jalase
I roll to seduce...
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
"The orc has become uncomfortable. He begins questioning his status as a warrior, his sexuality and his reasons for fighting." "+200 exp"
junkhacker
"the ork, still confused about the intention of your touch, tries to kiss you"
bsmack44
This is why i love my Monday night DND sessions
BrendanJ27
Been looking for people to play with
IPegOnTheFirstDateBannedAgainAgain
I'd play D&D again if there was a local group that had a DM who enjoyed that roll. been a while.
bsmack44
I drive about an hour to roll with the guys every week. we used to all play in college and slowly picked up more people along the way
DrDickinbottom
I never understood how the hell D&D works but it seems really cool
mitchbones
Check out the starter kit on amazon for $13. Get 3-5 friends and have an awesome weekend!
SomeDetroitGuy
Remember when you were a kid and played pretend? It's like that but instead of dissolving into did not / did too arguments, you roll dice.
ziggrrauglurr
It's like improvising stories with some defined rules. Think of improvisational theatre.
baalak
Yeah, but with no pesky audience to please. ;)
kurastwolf
I checked a corner to see if anyone was coming to stop an 'interrogation.' Perception = 1. Miss 25 orc platoon who walks past me.
Harmonex
YOU NO SEE KROD!
kurastwolf
I literally failed every perception check the first 5 sessions so I just stopped making them eventually. Gnome riding my shoulders did them
ThisIsFrigglish
The last one fucking killed me.
SwordSaint892
"He is uncomfortable." LOOOOL
LizardEnterprises
The one before that killed me. Stupid heart.
TheBasementNerd
It didn't kill him
Pizzzzzza
especially #11
dakonsept
I see what you did there x-D ...
Donkeyhead
Yeah the missing quotation mark killed me also :X
GuyFrom2070
i'll avenge you!
stanic
Are you dead? Have fun in the afterlife!
foxisaac
They all killed me ;(
wartoaster
blame your die.
MyNamesMace
Pun?
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
when in doubt, blame the equipment.
Risven
"I...I think I'm more comfortable just being enemies, pal. We ain't making any half-orcs today. Get your hand off my back."
TellusEidolon
http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab92/yzzdog/warrior_zpsb39611bb.png
GambleGorps
This person gets it
CarlosBandana
"Is that a hobbit?" "Nah, it's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit!"
Treblaine
Fun fact: "critical fumble" doesn't exist, natural 1 is just a failure to do it, NOT DOES THE EXACT OPPOSITE! As in heal nat-1 becomes stab.
TheDarkPreacher
You, Sir, are a Rules Lawyer, and any DM worth his dice does not allow your kind to live.
Treblaine
You, Sir, are an idiot. If you never learned to play games by the rules and work within them then you'll forever live in frustration.
obidammos
Fun Fact: House Rules do exist, so Crit Fumbles exist if we say they exist, much like the worlds and settings these games are played in..ass
Treblaine
Except the same GM cannot say "no homebrew, strictly by the rules!" without being a hypocrite.
obidammos
You sound like a Rules Lawyer...taking the Meta a bit too seriously, are we?
Treblaine
You sound like a killjoy. D&D is all about researching and mastering the rules that is half the fun, without the rules it's Improv-Theatre.
obidammos
I'm the Killjoy? You're the one Lawyering this photo with your 'fun fact'. You game your way and leave others to how they game.
Taxicab0428
right, but many DMs like to invoke rule zero to make things hilarious
Treblaine
Well too often that's just used by lazy GM's to troll the table. I won't do it, it's fun for me, not for them.
srobb
Agreed - I only run fumbles for the PC's if it helps the narrative, but do it more regularly for enemy NPCs since it's fun for the players
Radenium
You're the guy who's not really any fun to play with in groups, are you?
Radenium
I'll take that downvote as a yes.
obihobit
Not only that, there's no such thing as natural 20/1 on a skill check. You can still succeed with a roll of 1 and fail with a roll of 20.
Taxicab0428
right, but many DMs like to invoke rule zero to make things hilarious
Treblaine
Yup. Still GMs who don't-give-a-shit don't do their homework only think of how to screw party on inevitable 1-rolls.
obihobit
That would mean that given enough attempts, you could easily jump through the stratosphere. You'll auto-succeed eventually.
Treblaine
Auto-succeed doesn't make the skill take any less time, they jump and are back down to earth. And still MUST push off something.
Altaireagle
well, if you don't roll a 1 first.
Treblaine
Seriously, what do you mean, because the rules are explicit you need something to jump off, not mid air.
Mshine
You managed to convince the dragon that you are his mother. Roll me intimidation check with +10 bonus.
mitchbones
Mothers get a +20 to intimidating their children.
Mshine
I am happy to say that they actually do not.
YuffieK
Why not both?
MunCrasher
That was the best! Thanks for the read.
ManofScience
Brawn beats brain...with brain.
MisterGod
What kind of a sadistic DM would let you stab yourself in the dick?
GoronsRock
I literally didn't understand any of this :\
CoeusDarksoul
Read the three of them as the Top Gear guys. DM is Jeremy, "me" is Richard, and Psion is James.
ravagefox
I can't unthink this. Its brilliant.
MDAlchemist
lmao, thanks for that.
ThadiousJayble
That was a fantastic read. Thank you.
Froglift
Why not Zoidburg?
johnvictor
The one I read of that was him throwing it at a mind flayer and natural 20 the entire thing, killing the mind flayer.
zacarroll
Ive never even played d&d and this is hilarious
Cessepool
I love D&D
arkemiffo
Had a guy dual wielding once. Roll for each hand. 1 and 20. Hilarity ensued as he dismembers his hand, but it flew into the heart of the orc
SharksInSpace
Almost as bad as the guy that tried to stab a vampire with a makeshift wooden stake and landed it in his eye. There's gold in D&D mishaps.
Osper
Awesome. I once had a player we called Demon Dice who did crazy stuff with Nat 20s. He once ripped a Mindflayer's tentacles off.
Kyease
That was classic.
Rheios
*standing applause* Elegant.
zackofspades
Oh. My. Lord. I don't care how made up that POSSIBLY is, that is glorious.
eskimoblues
Uh, that is absolutely, definitely, positively, completely, entirely, indubitably made up. That's how it works, see?
greatgoatman
After the Gazebo, I doubt no one.
CrimsonLoyalty
Look up the Head of Vecna
happyisfree
Oh man, that was a fantastic read.
softservant
fun read. Any idea who the DM was?
DiedAndHauntingImgur
You know how I know this happened? Because you always critical hit when your teammates are in the line of fire.
faiora
Probably happened. I've played some pretty hilarious games.
TheFailMaster
After the crazy shit I've seen/had happen in my games, I generally believe all DNS stories are true
possumfox
Highlight of my DND career was grappling a support beam and tearing down an entire tavern.
CoeusDarksoul
Domain Name Server stories... my favorite! :D
TheFailMaster
Dnd even
breathebelieve
Living up to your name there, I see.
PETTdavids
Even if they wouldn't be true, why not just pretend for good times' sake?
FallenJester
That's the best thing I've seen/heard since Dead Alewives way back when
PiiCii
Dead Alewives? Sounds like something I want to read, but I don't want to Google it. You have it?
FallenJester
It's from way back with Dr. Demento's radio show. But... There's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChEPj0dXXk There's a pt two too to
ColinCraig
Oh god, i think I was that guy in the kitchen... I have to call an old DM and apologise...
Avilane
I can't stop laughing. My face hurts. And my ribs. Oh god my ribs...
horsebananas
...are delicious. OMNOMNOM!
Avilane
Huh, I wonder... *eats own ribs* I'm.... delicious!
horsebananas
QUIT HOGGING IT ALL!
Avilane
THEY'RE MY RIBS!
cowboyshooter
What did you roll for ribs?
horsebananas
1. I was aiming for Wisconsin.
cowboyshooter
In all fairness, it is hard to hit Wisconsin. They do have a +6 to dexterity. The cheese lubricates them well.
Killeronice
My friend must see this!
BanelingsAreLikeRape
I'm not normally one to cry while laughing, but this comment had me like I was cutting every onion in existence while watching George Carlin
TempestChaserZ
This has a whole new meaning now...
SOIXONTENEUFguy
WHERE IS FUCKING SEASON 2
ImInHerAssLikeSodomySoIfYouSeeMyHandUnderTheTableDontBotherMe
Somewhere in Serenity Valley
yorg
Google "Serenity 2005"
TempestChaserZ
In our hearts and minds
SOIXONTENEUFguy
;_;
ForsakenNoble
Holy crap I'm crying.
RagerMajor
my god.. the first real laugh all day. thank you so much haha1
SpoonOfDoom
This is why I regret never having played any tabletop RPG. This is hilarious!
Tfk17
I highly recommend Call of Cthulhu. It is fantastic. You need a good DM though
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
http://www.reddit.com/r/dnd Go forth and master the dungeon my young student.
avidatheist
Also. /r/LFG
TheOriginalNonfiction
Find a group.I did 3 weeks ago and found one not far from me.Every Wed night is a fuckin blast.Can't believe I wasn't doing this before now
MintyBalls
How do you go about finding a group?
MLGsandwichmaker
That's what I'm wondering.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
As soon as they make dnd for the socially awkward
SpoonOfDoom
I'm not very good around people I don't know, and I'd be doulby self-concious of standing in the way of the game because I never played.(1)
SpoonOfDoom
But it sounds fun enough that I might just get over myself and just fucking do it.(2/2)
JM1911A1
I've jumped in head first doing a Mutants&Masterminds game (D&D but superhero/comic book styled/realm). Fucking blast!
TheOriginalNonfiction
And the new edition of d&d is very very easy to pick up even if you never played a rpg before. I would definitely say atleast try it out(2)
SpoonOfDoom
Thanks, I think I will. Can't harm to meet some new people, can it?
TheOriginalNonfiction
Yeah trust me neither am I. I don't even like ordering stuff over the phone. But around people who share your interests its much easier (1)
Dooood
Never too late.
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
I desperately want to try it, but how do you as a 20-something with no friends that would be even remotely interested?
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
Thanks for all the suggestions! Clearly getting into this wouldn't be as hard as I make it out to be
Dooood
Craigslist? Ask your friends if they have friends that play? Live near a college campus with an announcement board? Game shop board?
temujin9
http://www.sjgames.com/gamerfinder/
xenwall
Is there a local game/comic store? Always a great start.
Dooood
Maybe Social Savannah? You a member there?
justdrunkenoughtomakeanaccount
If you're interested in playing online, app.roll20.net/lfg is a groupfinding tool with a filter for newb-friendly games, all on a great site
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
Wow, thanks. I might look into that.
justdrunkenoughtomakeanaccount
There are plenty of places to find online campaigns for new players via programs like roll20
TheOriginalNonfiction
Search for groups in your area. For example I found my group just google > atlanta d&d groups
SpoonOfDoom
I just saw Roll20.net in some other comment here, I'm gonna use it as an occasion to try and convince my friends once more.
Dooood
Koo.
workundone
If they decline you don't mind playing with random strangers who also don't know what they're doing, hmu. Always wanted to play
avidatheist
https://app.roll20.net/home
SpoonOfDoom
Thanks!
avidatheist
Also check out http://www.reddit.com/r/LFG and look for/go to any local game shops to see if they have any TRPG nights.
JunkStag
R20 is a good place to play a game, but not to find one, it seems a lot of people are a bit flakey
keeblebrox
I once tazed a friend's character in D20 Modern and rolled triple twenties for the instant kill. He was not as amused.
epicor
Dm play permadeath?
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
is there another way?
LordHextor
Nonlethal damage causing instaslay? Please...
Konoton
Isn't 3 consecutive 20s an instant kill?
LordHextor
It's a variant rule (at least in 3.5ed). Using some common sense here, we never allowed obvious nonlethal damage to cause instakills.
Konoton
Depends on the group who's playing. Do you want to play super strict and try to have fun or do you let some stuff slide when you're lucky?
Konoton
Since players are there to have fun, I'll always try to make it fun.
CaptainScarfish
It's a houserule. Fairly common one, but not part of RAW.
MDAlchemist
It's a house rule, but That's how I've always played it.
MDAlchemist
I have a friend who was playing a gnoll bard, and rolled the 3rd 20 on her vicious mockery attack,(1/2)
MDAlchemist
Thereby mocking an elder god to death. (2/2)
Konoton
Must've been a hell of a campaign if you were fighting an elder god.
CaptainScarfish
Acceptable given the chances are 1 in 20^3 or 0.0125%
Konoton
So you're saying there's a chance...
UnregisteredGuest
Never tell me the odds
GSSubmarine
amazing
Lardy
Is there a DND fuck up subreddit?
LeeroyTheBird
did you ever get an answer?
gazedo13
There needs to be.
suos
Treblaine
Perfect example of how you cannot roll natural 1 auto-fails on skill checks.
Kartoff31
That was beautiful.
NickBlacksHumor
Called its before it even loaded
Trekario
Long DnD story - http://imgur.com/account/favorites/fXTg2
goodguyC
Well played Sir Bearington: http://media1.giphy.com/media/oEEByxA3BgMCs/giphy.gif
Monarchist
I liked Luchador but I did not know this was a thing and omg I love it.
ImgurZero
.
Chronotrigger42
Me = Warforged. Adopted a pet bugbear. My group was fighting a dragon, and through a series of lucky rolls, I was able to lasso 1/?
Chronotrigger42
the dragon, climb onto its back mid flight, and bury my axe in its skull. The dragon then decided to die, so I leapt off its back, 2/3
Chronotrigger42
and my loyal bugbear sacrificed himself trying to catch me, breaking my fall and allowing me to survive a 100 ft drop. Bam. 3/3
DefinitelyAYoshi
Mr. Bearington is a pillar of our community, and won't put up with your mudslinging.
AMotherFuckingScocerer
God, I love that story!
CliffWestern
https://31.media.tumblr.com/385bf81e77281b68bdab62dc66a322ca/tumblr_inline_nazyum3uSz1rvg9kl.png
msafunk
And suddenly, this makes sense: http://imgur.com/HLlRFYE
GradiustheFox
I knew before I clicked that that it was going to be the fucking bear.
EvilDustMan
God yes, I just knew.
StarkRG
I'm afraid I must disagree, the epic tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo remains the best http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html
RobotBeardThePirate
Eh, I present to you the story of Los Tiburon!
StarkRG
To this day, I am unable to read the tale of the Dread Gazebo without bursting out laughing. Los Tiburon can't hold a candle to it.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I was looking for this, but here's a website with more anecdotes: http://www.dndadventure.com/html/articles/gaming_stories.html
Lyconous
3 words: Old Man Henderson
MichaelPHayes
Point Blank Annihilation
SpaceFrank
This, this, a thousand times this. http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
Lyconous
I plan on doing OMH for Halloween
stackallision
Not D&D, but still amazing: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Fur_Heresy
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
Furries do no go into Warhammer 40k as Imperials. Anything mutant or alien gets burned. That's how the Imperium works. Imperium is not nice.
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
DM should have known that. Not knowing the Imperium is not a shining beacon of acceptance should disqualify you from Dark Heresy.
AWanderingMan
Absolutely. If I want to play a talking animal, and I often do, I wait 'till we're playing Rogue Trader and roll a kroot.
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
Haha, yeah, hadn't thought about it but playing a Kroot mercenary in Rogue Trader would be right up a furry's alley, AND fit the game.
Cessepool
I wish i could favorite this, even as a mobile user it's worth it.
TheTophBeiFong
Commenting for furture reading
asdfgh12678
This was entertaining.
MillerLitesaber
Jesus Christ, you people can't do this to me in the middle of my mental health law class... it's hard to pretend to pay attention
CalibrationTest
Not as great as 50 copper and Ludrizzit
wutrmeln
You have never read about the luchador who rolled to pin a flying dragon then.
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
WHAT ABOUT FUCKING FERNANDO
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Or The Head of Vecna (second story): http://www.dndadventure.com/html/articles/gaming_stories.html
sleepawaytheday
LOS TIBURON. SHARK OF THE LAND.
IAmTheVanillaBear
I love that one. Hahahaha
acogmuffin
For those that haven't:
leaflock
Oh my god, I played with a guy who claimed that this was him! (It wasn't, he was a compulsive liar/cheater)
BarnShop
dear god, that wins best D&D game ever
TotallyNotAnNSASpy
IT WILL BE PASSED DIWN UPON THE AGES, ETCHED IN THE STONE OF TIME ITSELF.
ROBOT120807
You say that, until you read the epic tale of Old Man Henderson.
Bullsaur
Heres the link voiced by Stephanosrex https://soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/the-tale-of-old-man-henderson
nodthenbow
link http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
AlexSilvermane
omg, I nearly forgot about him. Let me go see if I can find the story...
DrNick
I'M HEARING NAMES, BUT I'M NOT SEEING ANYTHING!
razmann
ok, we really need a /r/crazydndstories gallery here
KirbAvion
Not exactly D&D, but this one is always a classic:
joska
thanks for sharing! worth the read.
LTPfiredemon
That is so worth the read, whoever wrote that is someone that even though they used 4Chan, I'd still like to meet just to ask them about it.
ExxiledGrimm
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CrackleThePerv
"Khaine gets punched into the sun." I lol'd hard.
lorerabbit
I love that story. Thank you for sharing it.
CapnJackSparrow
Yeah, I'm gonna need a movie of this. This may be the greatest thing I have ever read in my entire life
LookIKnowIWearATunicButImNotIntoMen
Fuck SAO, I want this story.
gorgosaurusrex
....Yeah, definitely tl;dr.
Aldaron
Your loss. It was great
TheFarmerAndTheDude
That was my first reaction but I read it anyway... SO worth the read. Oh my god.
Cleffka
Guy gets lucky in a RP that seemingly has no rules. Or something.
AthenaF
http://cdn.meme.li/instances/250x250/51055460.jpg
lorerabbit
So worth it.
MardukRising
Worth the read.
TheDorkLordMalcolm
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read
Jalase
Only person in that story who I have no problems with is Squid, literally 1 person isn't being "that guy" and just trying to ruin the game.
rymaster106
what about Goldnharl? he seemed pretty chill
Jalase
He was a 50/50 for me.
Abekrampe
"He upgraded his Fire Punch, it was a good way to go" I am dead.
Rand0mizer117
Goldnharl was also pretty good, yeah he tried to kill them first but he didn't whine when he died and he helped them stop Xer0's shit.
Jalase
I saw him 50/50 good bad.
Leonir
OH MY GAWD. I love this man, all homo.
fakecakes
I SOOOO miss playing D&D
MsGrowl
Steam tabletop gming simulator. Perfect for long distance d&d
StrangeSavant
Me too. There is no longer any time.
fakecakes
Growing up sucks. I'm also getting hair in weird places and my sweat smells worse.
StrangeSavant
I have too many competing interests. I have forsaken gaming in favor of reading endlessly.
FrankAssholeAKAThePunisher
Don't worry, you can keep the pants off, stay on Imgur, and still play D&D. http://roll20.net/
fakecakes
Home is where the pants aren't
razetherunner
i'm one of those heathen Pathfinder-ers, but agreed. it almost made college worthwhile.
Randersuarus
Me too... This was my life for four years!
fakecakes
More real some nights than "real" life, huh? Me too.
TheFailMaster
My group gets together every other Sunday. My new job scheduled me to work that every other Sunday. I feel your pain
Lyrian
Might have missed the bandwagon, But www.myth-weavers.com is great for play by post. Which helps with timezones!
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fakecakes
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!?!
mnatheist
Slots are filling fast too.
fakecakes
How much is this and how does it work?
mnatheist
It's free. The software is free to use as long as the GM has the right license (and for the con they do). There is a learning session too.
TehAccountant
go on meetup.com and find a group lots aroun
jyetie
Maybe if you live where other people live. :( There's just a bunch of mom groups near me.
jyetie
Oh, and a group with this description: "Treatment options focusing on core beliefs, past life regressions, medical intuitive techniques, 1/2
jyetie
channeling, crystals, aromatherapy, color, light, angelic cleansing and more." 2/2
TehAccountant
where do you live?
jyetie
I'd rather not say specifically. Suburban SoCal, a bit closer to San Diego than Los Angeles.
TehAccountant
how can you not find a place? well you have the rare opportunity to start your own that or go to a game shop and find out if there are any
TehAccountant
fliers or groups playing there
voltekker
agreed, I haven't played in over a year. Luckily I just got invited to a new game. so excited!
Osper
You and me both. The workers at my comic shop hiss at me when I say there's no Edition past 3rd.
fakecakes
YOUR comic shop? Like, you OWN one? *husky voice* Hey... do you like awkward antisocial teenagers with crippling health issues.
Osper
No, I don't. It's like when folks say, "My bar." or "My school." It's just the one you frequent and feel at home at.
fakecakes
oh. ok. But I'm not contagious!
lawlschool
Listen to Nerd Poker, it's a great way to play vicariously!
mt77932
I'm DMing a game this weekend.
CPatricoo
Roll20.net. Great for playing online campaigns. I just finished dming one.
Optimixto
Can you believe my players aren't impatient about playing? I'm not the best DM, but they're some lazy motherfuckers.
Veya
I once thought of trying roll20.net, I nearly passed out of anxiety just in the main page... I am not good at meeting new people...
masterofallhesurveys
Roll20 plus Google hangouts make for decent gaming. Not quite as good as everyone sitting around a table, but an acceptable substitute.
CPatricoo
I use it for around the table. For 4e it makes for a great battlemap.
fakecakes
I will!
Cessepool
Comment for future use during class
AcadiaEinstein
for reals?
SomeDetroitGuy
It's fucking amazing
OmegaTengu
Problem is, so many people don't use the LFG function. I really want to play :(
SpinnerMask
I'm interested in trying it out, but I've never done any D&D before. Is there a place I can find out more about it before hand so I'm (1/2)
Thedogmatrix
Find a comic book store, they can get you started
SpinnerMask
Too noobish or inconveniencing other people? (2/2)
CPatricoo
You need a good party or friends that can easily go with new guys. There are lots of ways to play and it can be overwhelming.
MagicPirateWilly
Grr! you beat me to it! I've never used Roll20... I'm a DM but I'd really like to play in another campaign. I can't find a good group on R20
CPatricoo
I use roll20 for in person games with 4e. It has such a good battle map. I put the battle of a tv monitor and have my laptop for secrets.
Hp312
I've always wanted to try it, I'd be up for joining a group if there's enough of us
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SpockTheRabbit
Interested in Imgur DnD? forum post here: https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/1226577/imgur-interest-check#post-1226577
SpockTheRabbit
Meeeeee. Though I haven't played in ages.
Hp312
That's cool, I can't remember the last time I played, saw your forum post on Roll20 so I've chucked the link to replies in this thread :)
JRat218
If we did a 3.5 campaign (only one I know how to play) I would join right away
CaptainMagicPants
Me me me me
TheUploader
Never played it, but would love to try!
Hp312
https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/1226577/imgur-interest-check/#post-1226707 we should definitely jump on this then :)
Infrablue
http://imgur.com/ULEegzZ
Hp312
No you did not!
Fairmeadow
I too would not want to miss it
ArniePye
Me but i'll need to make a new char as my last one was killed by a lightning bolt
Hp312
RIP in peace. I would need a character, because I haven't played since I was a kid, but I watched the D&D community episode, and I'm stoked
MagicPirateWilly
I feel like there might be enough support that if someone made a good post it might reach front page. Is there any way to set up a way to 1/
MagicPirateWilly
set up an easy way for players to connect? 2/2
Hp312
https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/1226577/imgur-interest-check/#post-1226707
Hp312
Trying to let all the replies know; We can launch a game from google hangout, so that's a cool way to get things started if nothing 1/2
selectiveyellow
why don't we have an imgur dnd group?
GaryWasHereAshIsALoser
A long time ago I tried to get people together for one. I would be in support of starting one.
JustForLalaz
Would love to learn
selectiveyellow
I made a post, but just to write it here I'd like to get together with people form European time-zones, since it seems like an American one
selectiveyellow
is happening.
MordinSolustheScienceVolus
I'm on roll20!!!
Fairmeadow
Roll me up!
outset
Commenting to say I would be down for this in half a heartbeat. Please create. I will join.
TheUploader
I'm up for it!
CPatricoo
Other games would be better.
8sid
Haha, we're getting so many people, we'll definitely have to split up into two campaigns
SpockTheRabbit
Roll20 Forum Post for further discussion: https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/1226577/imgur-interest-check#post-1226577
selectiveyellow
woah, that thread is so long! So many people!
PrestigiousWaffle
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
321Guesswho
I am so in never played DnD before but would love to learn please
shaundaveshaun
You have my sword! But I've never played either, so I might throw it across the dungeon by accident.....
GepanzerterPenner
Never played it but really want to... Seems like nobody I know even knows what it is :(
CaptainScarfish
Pathfinder Societies. Download the Guide to Organized Play. It lists the emails of all coordinators in North America and others.
Galacticism
I've always wanted to play, but am too shy to ask and am afraid I will be shunned socially for asking.
CaptainScarfish
Pathfinder Societies. Download the Guide to Organized Play. It lists the emails of all coordinators in North America and others.
Soylencer
Local game shop does D&D Encounters every Wednesday evenings! Store locator on the Wizards' site.
CaptainMagicPants
I have no friends willing to play but ive always wanted to try. Wish there was an online version of pen and paper d&d where i could meet ppl
CaptainScarfish
Pathfinder Societies. Download the Guide to Organized Play. It lists the emails of all coordinators in North America and others.
TheTexasLefty
rolld20.net, giant in the playground, and mythweavers. all good places to go
TheTexasLefty
*er, roll20
AuryandNeon
I've never gotten to play D&D or any similar games... I've always wanted to... But I don't know anyone else who does...
pianomikey
Was out 10y, started a campaign with my 7&8 yo sons. They've endured 2 2-hour sessions, longest they've ever sat still. They're now level 2.
OmegaTengu
HIgh there...
OmegaTengu
I fucked up
Smasharella
My husband I have a group every Saturday night.
fakecakes
KINKY!
AllHailSagan
Why you stop? Because now that we're grown ups, D&D means gaming+beer.
swatz
Yeah, we rotate poker weekends and dnd weekends.
Studoku
Woo! We're responsible!
CaptainScarfish
Pathfinder Societies. Download the Guide to Organized Play. It lists the emails of all coordinators in North America and others.
Risven
Get back into it!
fakecakes
I left my D&D friends when I moved here and I'm, uh, not good at meeting new people, esp cute D&D boys
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
http://www.reddit.com/r/dnd
Mshine
roll20.net looking for group section
DragonLordG
1) where? 2) find ugly DnD boys.
fakecakes
Niagara Universiy
fakecakes
Also, cute D&D girls. I'm not picky.
DragonLordG
Well, local geek-stores host D&D encounters, which is basically you go and play D&D but you don't need to care about the other players.
Civikjm
Many game stores have a D&D night. I'm horrible at getting out, but that's because I have two goblins running around.
Risven
Ah, well, if you are near a gaming store, go in and ask if they do events or have groups. You can find something! Also online d&d can be fun
fakecakes
Online D&D you say? Link? linklinklinklinklinklink!
TheTexasLefty
mythweavers is good for play by post and skype games, but there's also http://www.giantitp.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?30-Roleplaying-Games
SomeDetroitGuy
Roll20.net
Risven
You can play by post on Myth Weavers, or find a group and do Skype sessions, maybe with your old D&D crowd! http://www.myth-weavers.com/
Macewindow54
where is here? (country state/province)
fakecakes
Niagara University, NY.
Macewindow54
Damn well if you wanna come to MN I would love to play with you