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Feb 24, 2017 2:15 AM
satansfierybutthole
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ThylacineThatCominAMileAway
Genetics and money.
YouThinkThatsBad
How? Exercise and nutrition.
VernonLamb
Money, trainer, nutritionist, genetics.
youratbastardstookallthegoodusernames
Reptilian DNA http://imgur.com/0CNBzKj
Kittenman15
1963 was a tough year
NicolasCageNicolasRage
Jerry Garry Larry did say he looked a lot like Chris until he had kids.
hilhas1
God damn Rob Lowe is hot.
mweiss427
Terry/Larry/Gary still has a hotter wife.
KeeleonOhms
Are these the actors ages or the characters? Jerrys wife is hot because its funny....
strangerthong
Ann Perkins is LITTERALLY. The hottest. In Pawnee.
Arielle6856
Facelift, nose job, jaw implant, Botox, laser resurfacing and liposuction as well as possible hair implants and a good fake tan. The diff $
captchatypingrobot
They have jaw implants!? Fuck I wish I was plastic surgery rich and didn't care about the recovery (I've been told I look like a turtle)
jazarago
Sexy as hell. Love a man in a sweater vest
sundaymondayhippyday
seancurry1
The next two years are gonna be a wild ride for Rob Lowe
avgjoe1304
Because Rob Lowe doesn't age...it's a fact
SexualPeanut
My dad also looks like Rob Lowe, and was also born in 1964. My mom landed herself a catch. Lol.
RedExclamation
those 2 years truly make all the difference
fredandgeorgesexcellentadventure
My body is like a microchip.
HypotheticalQuotes
Can be destroyed by a single grain of sand.
KeeleonOhms
STOP. POOPING.
serpa88
It's a rough 2 years
AlbinoRhino53
One's body is a microchip, the other's is a potato chip
Krankkinder
Literally, a perfect diet.
maxwellstorm
I literally read that in his voice
FatBastardVegetarian
Larry and I born the same year!
TheKnowing1
Diet, exercise, plastic surgery.
HypotheticalQuotes
Watch that scans your health. Also probably gives you cancer.
Fredfinks
mycatsnameisjanet
No love for Jerry?
sundaymondayhippyday
was821
Rob Lowe is a sexy mf, did you know he shits on people?
SwarthyBastard
He once took a man in his mouth to research a role as well.
beaubrent
His face looks worked though, so at least part of this is illusion.
JBSmoove
Garry has nothing to prove. He has a large penis. Cant say the same Chris
Jfraps
JBSmoove
I didnt even check if he had mumps
ImgurPremiumAccount
Who?
YouThinkThatsBad
Ann, you really know your testes!
Kattungens
You mean Barry right? Or was it Larry?
ijhmtbsaivb
Terry, actually.
HurryUpIGotNuts2bustButtstoFuckndSlutstofuckinUppercut
Who's the guy on right
Aimloren
Jerry Larry Terry Gary Gergich
GooseIsHere
Lowe has a pretty big cock in his 90's sex tape from memory. hehe
shuya82
Plus, have you seen his wife?
wildcatfan4life
Have you seen what his wife will look like when he dies in a few years?
ovelanimimerkki
And his daughters? Despite being fat, that man's family must have awesome genetics.
Win1forthegifer
That's all the wife let's be real
ovelanimimerkki
Unless they have giant penises, that part would be from him.
wildcatfan4life
Have you seen what his wife will look like when he dies in a few years?
MostlyJustTacos
That was a great episode.
digitalhugs
No, neither of my balls are crystal.
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
wow, now that's something I'm definitely stealing for the future...
digitalhugs
:) Help yourself. It's an old British sqauddie saying, i got from my dad.
IWrestledABearAndWon
Dude, my thoughts exactly.
vGHazard
Hey hey! Hey, why don't gypsies have babies? Cause their husband a have crystal balls!
vGHazard
Why don't witches have babies?!
ingrowntoenail
I like to analyze that because a doctor sees A LOT of wangs
divebombdan
Whose Garry though?
lottahullabaloo
Not mine
devomike
No no no, that's Jerry
Bearonimo
Acutally, its Garry
Revelumin
You're missing the point. We're calling him Garry as a joke. Duh!
forgotmyusernameagain
Shut up Larry
CYanaRA69
aw jeez, Rick
whydoidothisallday
Sex with minors helps... from what I've heard
TheRockyFeller
Apparently you ARE what you eat... Out.
theamazinspiderman
super adventure club is the secret to immortality
justanothermonkeylookin4lub
Your only as old as the one you feel ... in this case I'm -1
sassiecassie117
Wew lad
userofthenet12
Now -8
justanothermonkeylookin4lub
Seriously ? -1 = alone!! Not pedobear fun time...
ElbowDeepInYourDad
Cgyachilles
Steal their lifeblood
SouthtownZ
It does, it really does.... oh, and then the anti-aging benefits too, right.
MrPhukett
She wasn't a minor, she was 16. Old enough to get married.
aRepost
Awesome
Zootsoot
Genetics, exercise, hideously expensive face creams, coaches, plastic surgery (he's had a LOT) and getting paid to do all that for a living.
MaddogExplosive
Yes, this is the correct answer. People forget how much insanely rigorous & expensive beauty routines assist to maintain appearance.
Zootsoot
It's been estimated that Jennifer Anniston pays $5k a month for her diet/chef/exercise coach/treatments. Works, but it's your whole life
SerialChillinSpree
I would've put it at more, honestly.
smigo8
That’s it?!
sourorphan2112
Yeah can't blame her. Even if I wasnt a celeb and I had THAT much extra money/time I'd consider paying for it.
Zootsoot
You know, when I was 11, I heard a guy tell his 45 something frumpy wife, "Joan Collins is 5 years OLDER than you- and look at her!!"...
Zootsoot
And I felt SO sad/ angry for that wife. It's kinda nice to see this post and realize BOTH sexes notice this money=time/effort youthful now.
ICanHasJava
To be honest, I don't think it looks like he has had surgery. He just looks like a good looking dude. Do you have a source?
Zootsoot
No. But he has the nip/tuck/fill look I saw on Dick Clark for years. You get used to spotting it on guys when you live in So Cal.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
If he did, it is far more subtle than I'm used to seeing. I used to live in San Diego, so I know of what you speak.
Zootsoot
I think his work has been really really good. It may just have stopped at laser resurfacing and tightening.
KiltedinSeattle
It's not the years, it's the mileage.
HypotheticalQuotes
Define mileage. Because this dude has fucked more people than you have met.
SJohnson23
And some of them were even adults.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Wow. That is far more savage and funny than the upvotes indicate. Thanks. +1
TechnicallyRight
Heyo! I was looking for this. He's also fucked more underage people than everyone too. So he can have that title.
alivicwil
Not to mention some serious drugs
lizpterodactyl
The drugs preserve the body I think. Look at some musicians who have done drugs - Iggy Pop is almost 70! Or Anthony Kiedis...
SurroundedByAPileOfCats
Look at Mick Jagger...
alivicwil
There's a fine line between preserving (pickling!) your body with drugs and destroying it. Some people walk it well!
Caliban1972
Genetics + diet and exercise.
thoep
And Just For Men™
Lifk
Surgery and a shit tons of money for narcisse.
coolnate11
Yeah the dude on the right geneticly eats more and shittier food and works out less
SmiloForTheCamera
+ hair dye
JokesOnYouHater
My dad's 56 and he must have 5 grey hairs at most.
KuaLeifArne
My father was born in '61 and barely even has gray hair, only a streak in his fringe (he hasn't even started balding)
PutItInYourCap
THIS.
TerraformTrent
THAT.
RepresentativeOfNorway
THERE
AngryRacoon
THESE
Pipecleaner61
+ plastic surgery
RepresentativeOfNorway
+ showering with your dad
Jubilee1989
+ jumper cables
ConfusedAxis
+ nipple clamps
Frostveins
propably but not necessarily, my father is born in 63' and is not greying at all
SmiloForTheCamera
Lucky bastard
GrandOppai
Mom born in '58, not a single grey hair. Dad born in '49, doesn't have grey hairs either. In fact, he has no hair...
BornDubstep
Can't have grey hair if you don't have hair
HaroldTheHappyGiraffe
He is a finely tuned microchip!
UltraBooster
IF you believe in science
SomebodyElseGotThis
+botox
sundaymondayhippyday
No being content to live happily with hot wife and beautiful family! He looks chill
amyrose
Not to mention the world's biggest penis
forthewoods
diet and exercise
JarJarBinksKisser
+ money, lots of money
TacosPlz
Mostly diet and exercise
soso456
genetics being mostly an excuse for a lot of lazy people around here...
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
yes!
natriusaut
As i learned the last week thats true. Mostly an excuse.
YouThinkThatsBad
Accurate
Aquilarden
And blood of underage virgins, if scandals are your thing.
RaisinZetaJones
Cosmetic surgery helps. Rob Lowe has VERY OBVIOUSLY had a blepharoplasty and eye lift.
CandidGamera
And a healthy dose of Trump-brand bronzer, it seems.
fakir
+vitamins and turkey sandwich
SeaCaakes
Genetics mean squat! If you do your best and eat clean, you can and will be in the best shape of your life!
Roland191145
+ a shit ton of coke in the 80s and a shit ton of coke in the 80s. Answer for each
HeadlessNorseman
And lots of gratuitous sex
WhyIsThisStillEvenAQuestion
I think Keith Richards is evidence that a mountain of cocaine *alone* won't keep you looking like Rob Lowe...
iwouldshootobytwice
And hair dye
Maulrus
If your job was to be eat lean and exercise you'd do it.
Thundering165
Both of them have the same profession though.
sundaymondayhippyday
No being content to live happily with hot wife and beautiful family! He looks chill
supersomatic
Also an obsession with appearances. Not that its a bad thing, but without the correct motivation, you achieve nothing.
balmut
ThePsychoanalyst
No amount of gennetics will keep a belly after your 35s, thats a shit ton of discipline and good habits vs a man who enjoys bread and wine
rizion
and money, i think we're all forgetting that key ingredient
TheBlackWindHowls
and a man with the largest penis I've ever seen.
Utamey
My mum's 51 and she's basically had the same build since she was 20. Doesn't eat notably well or exercise though
TehSeksyManz
No amount at all? You're high
27yoUGLYvirgin
Good habits is the key here. You don't need discipline, some people just are used to not eating too much or eating healthy.
EveryonesCousin
My grandpa is still skinny, ate unhealthily most of his life, has had heart, spine, and other surgery. It happens.
ThePsychoanalyst
that's reason enough dont you think?
EveryonesCousin
Definitely, point was he never had a belly.
Keru
35? Fuck that, 25 was the cutoff for me. Because I am a lazy goddam shit who loves food. All the food. For me.
ThePsychoanalyst
im a fit man, with a belly riight after the 25 too
Keru
I am not. I look like danny devito, but with hair.
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TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Deleting link to disputed body types reference.
ThePsychoanalyst
classy move
cheese131999
That's been debunked a thousand times.
votfgz
What's been debunked is a misattribution of a whole bunch of extra nonsense atop it. It is still a pretty good triaxial projection.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Has it? Okay, I'll look into it.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Thanks for the heads up.
Dvicemuse
I donno. I'm in my 30s and bread and wine are a daily thing. 6'3 160 lbs. that's gotta be genetics
odinigh
6'3"? 160 lbs? Gotta be genetics.
nclu
35 6'3" 175 here. Love my bread and wine. But my avg calorie per day is still fairly low and I commute by bike.
ThePsychoanalyst
Or stress
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Propensity for stress might be a part of the genetic traits that keep his weight down.
Dvicemuse
Good point. There is that
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Same here, I'm about 75kg average (you're about 72-73kg) and not much shorter than you. Only weight gain I've done is after I quit smoking.
wastedwarrior
What is that in freedom units?
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
About 72-73 Quarktzons. Strangely enough the Alliance of Independent Systems measurement units are the same as most of Earth's.
TheNortherner
Probably just total caloric intake.
Dvicemuse
I eat a lot of high calorie foods. Pasta, rice , pizza. Probably around 2k cal a day
humphhumph
There is your answer. For someone who is 2 m 2cm, that's not a lot. Think about it: ppl *30cm* shorter than you normally eat that many Cal