MaidsHeardTheGoblinsCry
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Ireland's population still hasn't gotten back to the levels pre-famine
Gregory_irl
AdmJota
Flour cat looks like an inverted Batman.
Twenty3Skidoo
The scene in #5 really isn't THAT funny... =/ Not "laughed for five minutes" funny, fo sho.
RobbinRobin
The last one is one of the behst.
shift24q
tumblr has its days on imgur but today every single post was gold. +1
shankycat
*clears throat* BANANIBALISM. You're welcome.
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
You goddamn beautiful disaster
TastyTastyScience
The sun is not on fire. It's a superheated ball of plasma powered by nuclear fusion. No fire there.
enjoymyhate
but at least they're pretty.
Xortberg
*in italics* but at least they're pretty
moseyjones
Tesla was a babe and was in favor of eugenics. :c
iDrinkDrano
Most are, they just call it something else. It's state-enforced that's the bad shit. Was he into that?
bdoink
"Sweetheart, tell them about the time lamps went sentient in 1994 while I go get some juice."
DoorToDoorWikipediaSalesman
#19 In his defense he was actually trying to get the stone away safely and in book 2 he wanted to save Ginny, no clue Voldy would be there
dejadrew
AJ'S the fucking man
iDrinkDrano
woman*
nonamejanie
I never laughed so hard in my life. AJ needs to be a star.
IgnisMoltenheart
Do you wanna build a death ray?
IgnisMoltenheart
Dammit I just saw someone already posted this fml
BreakerSwitch
C'mon make them go away
BreakerSwitch
We never kill anymore, come out the door, lets spray some cosmic rays!
BreakerSwitch
We used to murder buddies, but now we don't, and you won't even tell me whyyyy
Xavanah
You lost me at #10, but I kept reading !
WhatsAHoya
NO BANIA http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/canadiansentinel/117376.gif
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
The real question is - how big was said banana?
TheMastersStudent
Needs a banana for scale
MaidsHeardTheGoblinsCry
I've been collecting tumblr posts for quite a while! They make me laugh when I feel a bit down :D
Xavanah
Thanks for making us laugh too, especially 'cause I don't browse tumblr :)
jezzibylle
@maidsheardthebolinscry is one of those special mini heros who brings the best of Tumblr here for us to enjoy without the work :)
ashtrey79
Pretty sure that came from south park
Somanyquestions
How did a whole class putting on condoms with their mouths seem like a cool idea? I would have been terrified shy!
niamhd
The population on the island of Ireland in the 1840s was over 8 million, it's about 5.5 million now. The population never recovered.
thehomeofDob
However Ireland's place on the world stage would never have been the same without it. Still, it was tantamount to genocide.
niamhd
Source: http://www.mapspictures.com/ireland/history/ireland_population.htm
anarchivist
But the Irish diaspora has been good for the U.S
jimicos
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colossalsneak
You are not supposed to put a condom on someone else with your mouth/teeth because it could put a tear in the condom. Sex Ed 101
Gholateg
He probably took his teeth out.
dahmulus
Basically the harry potter one is #IdowhatIwant #wizardingthuglife
thehomosexualagenda
also at that point harry hadnt done most of that. book 1: save the school from some bs oh no voldemort. book 2: see book 1. then this gif
HumanFlag
You are going to fucking jail Greg
WindrunnerTheMovie
fucking-jail
gregregreg
EVERY GODDAMN TIME IT'S THOSE MEDDLING KIDS AND THEIR STUPID DOG TOO
RentalCoyote
Don't think of it as 20 years. Think of it more as two 10 year olds, ya sick fuck.
TheMinks
I already have!
baffle
Ben Franklin you fucking champ
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
The $100 was quite simply the best. That entire post was fucking magnificent from start to finish.
ElectroDragonfly
Quick question: Why do we like the fact that Tesla hated Edison? Is there something wrong with Edison?
alexburgers
So in short: Edison was kind of like the Steve Jobs of electricity.
ActualCannibalShia
Watch Bob's Burgers "Topsy" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHd4BTg2Ps
TheGrounded
He stole other people's inventions, capitalized on them, and never gave the actual creator a dime.
Twenty3Skidoo
All you need to know is he kidnapped family pets and murdered them to prove a point. There is no context that makes that not bad.
GornCaptainVS
There's a lot wrong with Edison. Simply put, he was a massive douchenozzle. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla
thehomeofDob
Only there was plenty of food during the great famine in Ireland. It was shipped out under British military guard for sale in the UK.
TastyBrainMeats
Because fuck the English, basically.
TastyBrainMeats
(Historically speaking, I mean.)
tiramigiu
pretty sure the iraqis and afghans who are now living in a living hellish warzone thanks to britain would argue, fuck the english.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Hey, I am English and I didn't do anything. Leave me out of this mess.
GreenMetalPizza
Tumblr, where knowing something as a basic as the "potato famine" makes you a nerd.
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
Imgur, where everybody has a stick up their ass but they still complain about tumblr taking things too seriously.
drew9000
Tesla wasn't a fan of women equality "This growing tendency of women to overshadow the masculine is a sign of a deteriorating civilization."
copingcabana
To be fair, there are more bad crop jobs on imgur.
GreaterDog
#3 http://imgur.com/9I212DL
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Twenty3Skidoo
Can... can I touch you?
neamatoad
you should know by now that the average tumblr user is a high school girl
Pegussu
Maybe they didn't call them history nerds because they knew what the potato famine was but because they were joking about it.
Magpiebones
Your logic isn't welcome in this here parts,lad.
wangusangus
Nah, but it's easier to keep on assuming one's own superiority.
R0da
And Imgur, where showing enjoyment for a black science man tweet means you're in the super internet science club.
krauraurgg
The Internet: where everyone loves "science" but no one has even heard about the scientific method.
ThatAwkwardMomentWhereYouAreOutOfIdeasForCoolUsernames
You know, Imgur does shit as bad, if not worse than that. Just saying.
Lemesplain
Knowing it exists - not nerdy. Pulling it out for a joke reference - kinda nerdy
GreenMetalPizza
It's such an old joke though,
jezzibylle
I'd never heard that joke, so it's new to me. So I do appreciate seeing it on here. But I understand it's overviewed for most :/
YoungMouse
I told the potato famine joke the other day and they didn't understand. It was sad.
CountVorkosigan
No, nerdy is knowing that the Irish population during the potato famine was the highest it has ever been.
Nas160
It's almost like jokes are exaggerations of truth.
MyLittleAngel
And here I am in the school form which you could translate into highschool for germany and never heard a word about potato famine
ZtZebaztian
mass production BEFORE Pearl harbor.
procrastinating
Basic bitches
ZtZebaztian
And here I am with several different obscure facts of history thinking "I wonder what would have happened if Yamamoto's Supersub started---
igotyoback
You'd think it would be common knowledge.. lived with a girl from England and she had never heard of it before....
PizzaPizzington
'history nerds are the best lol'
Bunlie
Imgur, where having sex is a miracle
CreaturesLieHere
The world, where sex is a miracle
SlightlyNormal
Ough, that was low
SlightlyNormal
(This is when you reply "Just like imgurians' standards").
Teelitisti
Just like Imgurians' standards?
GuyWhoMightSayQue
oh snap
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
Why else would every post about anything even remotely sexual get tagged with "things that didn't happen"?
DancingHiddleston
Miaow - kitty's got claws! Seriously tho...ouch.
Jamiebeag
And they don't even know about it! Potatoes is what we had, it was everything else that the English exported that killed us
ImAnSJW
That's... that's the joke. None potatoes, because that's all you had. So no potatoes would have killed the Irish.
halfmoonrunner
but...but... the blight?
Lainncli
Meant that crop production fell and left no surplus crops to eat, while the English tried to maintain exports at the expense of the starving
jezzibylle
As in one could not survive solely based on potatoes. There NEEDS to be protien (beans or meat etc)....right?
Lainncli
Nah, Ireland had food to feed the nation+some. English landowners caused the famine, selling crops abroad where they were more profitable
jezzibylle
So basically...the farmers grew the crops, which the English turned around and mostly sold? Sorry they didn't cover this enough :(
Lainncli
Yeah, pretty much. Even in the UK they like to pretend it didn't happen :/ There's debate about if it was systematic enough to be genocide
DavidBrooker
And where multiplication is considered advanced math, if we recall.
lightningfries
DO WE RECALL?
SonOfTheShire
I don't know, man, I saw someone on there doing maths with a letter. Honest to god, a letter! Perhaps even two!
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
I'm good at math and multiplication. Even I know that 2x2=22.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
2+2=ghoti
diddiz
Now try addition: '2' + '2' == 'd'
zaid101
But Tesla also supported eugenics.
icantthinkofadecentusernamethathasntbeentakenalready
I fucking support eugenics....wait nvm, then the Darwin award wouldn't exist....godammit
booshboosh
THERE IS AN INVISIBLE FORCE PULLING US TO THE GROUND EVEN WHILE WE SLEEP
jrau18
Why would you expect it to stop when you're sleeping? Do you think the invisible, unknowing force is courteous? No. It doesn't give a shit.
Popspoppingit
Technically, the sky is falling.
Mcavoooooooooooy
I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed!
chbarts
Technically, it isn't a force, it's just the fact mass warps space and time to angle the future towards it.
phlyrox
I can't think of a visible force
iDrinkDrano
Can I be a visible force pullin you down while you're awake?
instantbeetle
What about force lightning?
grumpatsurrisrex
A baseball flying at your head at 90 MPH?
WarJesus420
Me mothafucker.
LeftCollectionBlueBird
Well sometimes my brother will tell me he has the force, lick his hand and try to shove it in my face.
DoctorWatchamacallit
electromagnetism in the visible range of the spectrum?
DarthFutuza
Technically you'd be seeing the photons being given off by the electromagnetism though...
DoctorWatchamacallit
which are FORCE CARRYING bosons
DarthFutuza
...but not the force itself?
TheGreatMizuti
"A photon is an elementary particle, the quantum of light and all other forms of electromagnetic radiation." -Wikipedia
DarthFutuza
https://latinaish.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/wait-what.gif
TotalSmartAss
"Do you swear to tell the woof, the whole woof, and nothing but the woof so help you Dog?"
backtobackpanicattack
"I rooooo!"
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
His police report:
jezzibylle
How does this not have more points?
angryangrybird
I wonder why, too. I also wonder this, sometimes, with different comments.
SweetBabyYeezus
Because you touch yourself at night
jezzibylle
Who says it's only at night?
IAmTheGatekeeper
I logged in just to upvote this comment. It cracks me up every time.
DanimalHabitat
I'm pretty sure Ben Franklin would approve of doing cocaine in a bathroom.
Osomatic
And this is why I need to scroll all the way down before commenting.
NwabudikeMorgan
He'd disapprove of you not inviting him. He'd hook you up with some big booty ho.
DanimalHabitat
The guy loved whores & banging old women, and he wrote an essay about farting. Dude knew how to party.
BearAttack
And there's the imgur version of a history nerd.
Lemesplain
But not in a Buffalo Wild Wings. Goodness no. He would keep it classy : Tilted Kilt.
TylerWarranty
We like to call the aftermath of mango habanero mango Habananus
Lemesplain
Burns going in. Burns coming out.
notmdot
Do you want to build a death ray, it doesn't have to be a death ray.
TotalSmartAss
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10110123/1/Do-You-Wanna-Build-a-Death-Ray
sheriwallace123
That's beautiful :) thank you
TylerWarranty
Okay die
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
Fuck you. I came down here to make this comment. D:
marshmallowdolphin
me too. I thought I was clever.
Temptedweeds
The thing about Tesla is he fired people for being fat and also hated people in general. Probably the reason for the death ray.
edwardelricsnipples
Yeah I'm still not clear on the "Tesla thought women will rule the world" thing. What?
drew9000
Tesla wasn't a fan of women equality "This growing tendency of women to overshadow the masculine is a sign of a deteriorating civilization."
Temptedweeds
That doesn't seem believable considering he wasn't nice to women.
NotAPervert
It wasn't a death ray per say though; it was intended as a point defense that couldn't feasibly be mobilized.
humptyblargh
per se*
Twenty3Skidoo
Pretty sure he wanted to put it on a dirigable (I have no clue how to spell that word).
NotAPervert
http://www.tfcbooks.com/teslafaq/q&a_011.htm
NotAPervert
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teleforce saw no mention of that here or in the biography "tesla: man out of time". At the time of (1)
NotAPervert
Its invention, it would have to be directly integrated with a large power plant. (2/end)
Twenty3Skidoo
You're right; I mis-remembered something I read yrs ago. He clearly states the beam source is stationary in your sources.
NotAPervert
Awesome, most civil reply I think I've gotten lol
RandomImgurian
Do you wanna build a death ray? It shouldn't be too hard. Mad science is for everyone, it'll be so much fun, and think of the reward!
RandomImgurian
We could rule the world together, just you and me. What are we waiting fooooor?
RandomImgurian
Do you want to build a death ray? It doesn't have to be a death ray. Please, come oooon....
InterruptingA10
FrankTheCube
Bravo.
Dawnstempest
I like it like that come on.
Idontknowhername
#is anyone going #to ask why they put #hashtags #everywhere in their #posts?
Madejyalook
Sometimes people will put subext or things they don't want rebloggable in the tags section, but people will just copy and paste it anyway.
thehomosexualagenda
on tumblr tags are like whispering your commentary so your followers can see it but it doesnt bother the op. then someone copy your tags in
thehomosexualagenda
oh thats a beautiful grammatical error. go me. thanks character limit for distracting me
AwkwardKyle
#13 needs to be seen in motion. http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljeiluo0Eb1qikdjao1_500.gif
gaka25
HHHHNNNGHHHH.......
iamprobablyhigh
Oh god, yes it does!
backtobackpanicattack
And then http://img.moviepilot.com/assets/tarantulaV2/article_images/1378729346_1345303367_kinopoisk.ru-the-island-of-dr-moreau-1754938.jpg
PinkIceFox
Thank you. Just thank you.
thewavelife
HHHNNNNNNGGGG.
Yomamma
My panties just disintegrated.
goroshek
i love pretty much everything about this gif
InanityWolf
And for #6 you've got to see the whole thing.
Jtrupert3
He reminds me of Dave Franco
Rheios
He's handsome but I have to say the eye-roll makes me think he's just a gigantic douche sphere.
JollyJokzr
Thought you meant #10, was disappoint.
Mayralicious
We need a time machine...
imgrr
Commenting for when I'm ready to be pregnant.
yanocchi
Oh god damn...
Jerenemy
I just swooned, then pissed on a stick that told me I'm pregnant, and I'm a dude. This guy really has it going on.
ImDeadSirius
Straight guy and daaaamn.
QueenMaria
Yeah so, I didn't need to be pregnant right now. Thanks so much.
ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
*sploosh*
RedZergling
Sploosh
NOTAlexJones
Looking at current brando must be like looking through time for James Franco's brother.
musicmovinme
and now I'm pregnant. thanks a lot.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Why does Marlon Brando look like young William Shatner?!?
AwkwardKyle
Because they both front-loaded their handsome years. They both aged like they were pulled from the bottom of a river.
Flapdoodle
No, my friend, it is William Shatner who looks like a young Marlon Brando.
pontiacgirl75
damn!! he's fine
roselmcposel
Sploosh
realdreynolds
Is it bad to say that I'm glad he's dead, so he won't get all the women anymore?
IAmthePenguin
Commenting for later ;)
AtomicEmmy
My ovaries just exploded.
nowayimkissinthatguy
Times like these I wish I could favourite comments
Squirrelmastersbitch
Straight guy here, why can't i do this? ...
notinmywritemind
Make it stop. He looks like my boyfriend's dad and I just...don't need this...confusion...
CharredButtons
Oh good lawd have mercy...
neysa
Saved for later.
whovianspartans
I literally let out the longest, girliest sigh because of you, you wonderful awkward guy, you. You were right...I needed that...
SecundusNesos
As a guy, that made my ovaries skip a beat.
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
You know he had 16 kids. At least.
Avarara
Oh I like this.
perilspil
Mm mm mm mm mm, goooooood.
Iosephus
Holy shit... Yeah, I'm dude but... DAMN!
castawayisland
One time my friend asked me for my top 10 hot celebs and I said young Marlon Brando. She made so much fun of me til I showed her this gif.
ImalwayslatetotheStephenKingreferences
If I may pour some water on those flaming ovaries, I'd like to remind you ladies that he went on to become a batshit crazy human island.
AwkwardKyle
marquisdechocula
I just grew ovaries
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IndigoWendigo
Tom Riddle, AKA Voldemort
alrx087
Wow he would have made an amazing young voldemort
coleium
Swoon
russiandollsarejustsofullofthemselves
Marlon Brando. You probably know him better as Don Corleone (The Godfather).
roonmian
No, I choose to know him from the Island of Doctor Mureau where he evented that Mini-Me thing that gave Verne Troyer a career.
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Marlon Fuckin Brando
eggtartsandfarts
But he looks totally different in the godfather though.
russiandollsarejustsofullofthemselves
acting.gif
whitter86
Yeah because he got fat and became a huge fucking dick.
JapanGuyJoe
Age does crazy stuff to living things. Crazy how nature do dat
eggtartsandfarts
If your cheeks are stuffed for a role, of course you look like a different person. Its not about nature. Its make up.
eggtartsandfarts
You do know that stuffed his cheeks right? So he actually does look like a different old person.
romanticanddrenchedinsin
WHO IS THIS YOU ASK????? SHAAAAAME
AwkwardKyle
Marlon Brando.
whyyougottabesorude
Well Marlon Brando needs to be cloned.
AwkwardKyle
The later years weren't so pretty.
rickim24
Everytime I see this gif, I think of the top comment I first saw, "Stop being so handsome" and the reply afterwards, "Don't worry. He did."
Catchiest20Two
Ya'll gonna need to watch Streetcar Named Desire
cleathl
On the Waterfront. First Oscar
booshboosh
That's like asking who is Ghandi
Awhaleandabowlofpetunias
I mean not QUITE like that....
persistentaBnormality
Well now you've got me curious. I'm going on a hunger strike until you tell me who Ghandi is.
Supernerdtastic
Nandabun
Mermaidlegs
Unf.
NutellaBabyBump
You sir, owe me new panties.
Acemeansnumberone
Lesbian here. I would scissor the shit out of young Brando.
rickeyspanish
you do know that wouldn't be necessary right? I hear dicks feel good.
GerhardRammelhausen
sploosh
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
Yep, I'm one of the pregnant now.
sixteenbottlesintheowlery
It's twins!
HodgePodgekin
Is that the guy from Divergent?!
Elonth
who is he?
dinaana
Your future baby daddy
Theberberian
A young Marlon Brando
hysterially
Damn son
kraziekandy
I caught the pregnant too. Damn it.
System3rror
Damn. How will i be able to explain this to my girlfriend...
RastaPal
I have to learn that motion
GirafficContent
LOL'd at the "Very Hungry Hitler"... How could a teacher get offended by that? It's EXACTLY what he asked you to do.
MajesticButthole
The Very Hungry Catip-Hitler!
naxself
They'd get a good grade in my class, assuming the rest of the work was done well.
MisterNoName
Some teachers are assholes. I failed an English assignment when I wrote a poem about how much I hate poems. She said I had a "bad" attitude.
JesusHorsedickChrist
Interesting fact: The guy who wrote it was a WWII vet. It's pretty likely that it's actually about Hitler.
delaneige
Except that he turns into a beautiful butterfly at the end.
JesusHorsedickChrist
Well, it's a kids' book. Caterpillars don't commit suicide in kids' books.
importvita
Not with that attitude
CharlesFinley
That's a book I would happily read. It sounds hilarious!
flight815down
I once wrote a children's book in my history class. The subject I was given was the French Revolution. So much decapitation
Zodi
It's the greatest thing since the original book.
DoctorWatchamacallit
because our culture for some weird reason considers any depiction of hitler that isn't complete demonization as offensive
ZombiesAreNotOkay
I blame the heavy American propaganda against Hitler during WW2. Remember those Mickey mouse and Donald duck chapters. It was war after all
DoctorWatchamacallit
its kind of funny that we demonized hitler to the point where being a servant of the devil himself is more acceptable than being a nazi
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
my friend has videos of all of the disney WW2 propaganda and when we were studying WW2 he brought them and we watched them and it was great.
SgtCookie111
This is the definition of irony.
hooktail419
I, personally, think we should bring back the Hitler stache. WE MUST NOT LET HIM AFFECT OUR FACIAL HAIR!
DoctorWatchamacallit
I knew an Indian girl in third grade who got suspended for drawing a swastika, even after she explained it was a Hindu symbol
DorianSpinto
Don't do it! It'll be our ruin! http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2509#comic
DownvoteFairiesWearBoots
I can't dress as Charlie Chaplin because of that asshole
liliputian7
Do it anyway, fuck everyone
PORTUGUESETORTURING
#bringbackthestache is our new battle cry