Feb 24, 2018 5:50 AM
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MurphyPandorasLawBox
Georgians. Brb.
vigarlunaris
FUla hmm tasty
Mrwaffleman262
Definitely going to Germany
OnSecondThoughtNo
i promise you the general puclic does not look like that. or at least if you're going for the blonde i recommend north Germany or denmark
oatonaboatwithastoat
I see what you did there
Khatvogel
If you didn't you're blind
annoyedOnion
What about Wakanda
Sprezzaturca
*They all see OP as a friend.
OriginOfOrion
Forgot about Asia I guess...
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
East Asia is represented by Han Chinese and Uyghurs. South & Southeast Asia are missing though, as is the Middle East.
IllegalDuckling
Don't forget about Oceania.
Dyslexicbirch
I always wonder why aboriginals are left out
Jrex42
This is an ongoing project. There's still a bunch they have to get to.
Atehc
Lots of those are aboriginal people.
Aussie aboriginals
BewilderedBeaver
The word just means "natives". The Australian ones have their own names.
Quite aware my SO is aboriginal hes apart of the bundjalung people
obligatoryguy
Splitting the Indian Subcontinent into The Bengalis & Indo-Mauritians is a really odd choice. Indo-Aryan & Dravidian would have been better.
PanditGangadharVidyadharMayadharOmkarnathShastri
Those are just language groups. Punjabis, Nepalis, Marathis, Sinhalas are all Indo-Aryan, but average stereotypical woman of each looks diff
Sorry, Sakthimaan.
(Couldn't resist, sorry). I agree, the Indo-Aryans are multi-ethnic. Splitting them that way only makes it slightly better, not perfect.
MrSmilingDeath
Step 1: Be attractive
Eindi
Are you sure you want to summon the Finns?
Supea
Ei helvetti :D
Radix865
LalaButtmarket
PERKELE
lronMaiden
VALKOISET PAHOLAISET ON IRTI! PUNASIA EI KAIVATA JA SUOJAA EI OLE!
OhNoPotato
SUOMALAISET SUMMONOITU.
Kuvajainen
LIIAN MYÖHÄISTÄ!
definitelynotawolf
I heard that Finland doesn’t even really exist...
oneillwith2ls
Correct. Feel free to ask the Russians and Japan.
50/50
Askingforafriend37
Though with the logic of the theory, isn’t there also a chance that there’s 2 Finland’s?
ThronesWoven
*repeatedly hits random on Skyrim character creator*
*Putin appears* Ah, perfect.
lordofthedice
With the exception of one, all of these are too good to look like Skyrim. Vanilla, at least. Mods, though...
mirhagk
Well with mods you get insanely HD eyes, hair and face, none of which match
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
Not weeb enough for Skyrim mods.
CIassicRando
Brb going to Russia
CopterBandit
Just mail order it.
TalonCorps
*Around the world by daft punk begins to play*
DragonpenTheOkay
MissSpelledTattoo
Take your time, no need for Russian
FallOutBoy
No need, Russia comes to you.
Nyellofwends
does Russia at least clean herself after that?
Mflucius
I swear i saw this yesterday
KyloSolo
Swedish girls blew my mind.
zyxzevn
FillsGapsWithRod
All of them except... Fuck it, I'm so backed up I'll even take Putin's sweet ass.
Martellus
Username on point
BruceBannersButtplug
Same. Whether they'd feel the same about me is an entirely different issue though.
psrobyn1
The internet will never forget what you said here today friend. NEVER.
ElFreakoDiablo
In Soviet Russia Putin's ass takes you!
EricFromAccounts
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
I'll take phrases I never thought I'd hear for 400$ Alex
aychland
But that's gay and gay's illegal. You're goin' to the gulag, m8.
Not if i take it here in the states. ;]
Anatoos
What the fuck happened to the french tho
BYERE
The British: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4982470.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/Jeremy-Kyle-teeth-MAIN.jpg
bflobob2004
What am I looking at? The perfectly average face from different countries and regions and Putin's sister?
Nickyng
Via 9gag...
TheCarolingian
I'll have one Martinican and one Finn please.
thebathtubcat
Suomi mainittu! TORILLE!
JuliusCaesarOfNotRome
Aww yiss
animecommunist
March of dimes.
Kresstro
No Irish Gingers?
And only 1 East Asian & Scandinavian group, no Southeast Asians, Indians, Pakistanis, Tamil, Polynesians, Melanesians, Native Americans etc.
Whereas all ethnic groups in the former USSR were listed in meticulous detail.
OrphanCrippler84
If I mixed my pasty white Irish ass with the Wolof people my kid may have a fighting chance at keeping a tan.
PrinceMoheezy
This chick in high school had an Irish mom and dad black as night. had Irish features with olive skin. Odd to see but really attractive
riChchestMat
Hardest game of Guess Who ever
Vanamonde
Looks like I'm off to Tunisia.
Buckbeak1486
It's Senegal/Gambia for me (Wolof)!
Lagerfunk
It's the only one which is not representative AT ALL. Chick looks totes western european
Skibearbumm
Right! I'm not the only one that thinks she's the most attractive.
SoftBonez
You don't have to go all the way to Tunisia to get rejected by women
ColoradoCattleCo
Cape Verde seems like a really nice place.
Either there or Armenia. God DAMN
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
TIL Tunisians use Angelina Jolie as their symbol
newmexicantreturns
Same
Bruhbeans
For me bengali or Belarus
bigness2019
I was literally beating my meat wand and thinking the same thing
tehaoer
BNabs
Ummmm, TMI?
CrustyAnimal
Welcome to the internet.
SomewhereBetweenTheSacredSilenceAndSleep
Too Much Internet
TheTaintHair
Too much meat wand
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Great minds think alike, my brothers
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Georgians Ingush German awooooooga!
cool299
I'd add swap Georgians for Armenians and add Lezgins to that list
I'd swap*
TitanicGaming360
Same.
Cramorgule
Exactly
FourDeathSavingThrows
I'm off to Georgia, later folks
SerenePrincess013
The country, or the state?
mooncoral
They're all good women, Brent
evergreenyankee
Underappreciated comment of the day
Raileks
... including Putin?
banditC4lul
Yes my friend..any hole is a goal
writer
Putin all jokes aside, this is really cool.
MeKillStuff
I think I’m more annoyed by the random grammar changes. “The French”, “Germans”, “Portuguese People”. Damn, yo. Pick one format!
Majnizzle
Very punny
sonatinaNZ
Yes.
Rossage99
I always think its cool how as you go round the globe, each race and group of people slowly blends into the next.
happytreeleaf
The beauty of evolution?
coatedgreenpea
The beauty of Diversity
We’re turning into a Benneton advert!
Even though we've all evolved in very different climates and environments, we all fit into a big spectrum. It's very interesting to see.
Proboscidea4815162342
Too bad it’s a repost that doesn’t give any credit to the OP.
DickDastardly404
I think it's warped a little by the fact that they chose hot people from each of those places.
Caphalor
French one is ugly as shite tho
you better be brad pitt to be coming out with shit like that buddy
Do I have to be a renowned writer to criticize a badly written book?
People aren’t books, mate. You’re s cunt and the french lady is hot AF.
mallywanders
Almost all of them have high cheekbones.
psysh0ut
Yeah. Finnish people in general looks like Tarja Halonen.
wardencantdance
Yeah Tarja!
possiblyzebra
Looked it up, the original project is "Ethnic Origins of Beauty" (by Natalia Ivanova) http://www.lesoriginesdelabeaute.com/en/bio.html /1
So it actually is meant to be about beautiful people (and concepts of beauty etc) /2
Oh, I didn't know that. Well I stand corrected I suppose.
GreatOdinsTaint
I think the different faces and features is more interesting than the joke
DeleteriousDuck
50/50 chance that last one even exists.
I think you're Russian to judgment.
NobleSeven
Better Czech yourself now
andreisokolov
Dammit, you took my joke!
DrSpatula
I've had it, all of these bad jokes moscow..
Perkunas687
Gulag a sense of humor!
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
I take puns like the KGB takes lives. Frequently and often
alittletime
Vodka
CapnCocaine
Dzerzhinsk that was funny?
MurphyPandorasLawBox
Georgians. Brb.
vigarlunaris
FUla hmm tasty
Mrwaffleman262
Definitely going to Germany
OnSecondThoughtNo
i promise you the general puclic does not look like that. or at least if you're going for the blonde i recommend north Germany or denmark
oatonaboatwithastoat
I see what you did there
Khatvogel
If you didn't you're blind
annoyedOnion
What about Wakanda
Sprezzaturca
*They all see OP as a friend.
OriginOfOrion
Forgot about Asia I guess...
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
East Asia is represented by Han Chinese and Uyghurs. South & Southeast Asia are missing though, as is the Middle East.
IllegalDuckling
Don't forget about Oceania.
Dyslexicbirch
I always wonder why aboriginals are left out
Jrex42
This is an ongoing project. There's still a bunch they have to get to.
Atehc
Lots of those are aboriginal people.
Dyslexicbirch
Aussie aboriginals
BewilderedBeaver
The word just means "natives". The Australian ones have their own names.
Dyslexicbirch
Quite aware my SO is aboriginal hes apart of the bundjalung people
obligatoryguy
Splitting the Indian Subcontinent into The Bengalis & Indo-Mauritians is a really odd choice. Indo-Aryan & Dravidian would have been better.
PanditGangadharVidyadharMayadharOmkarnathShastri
Those are just language groups. Punjabis, Nepalis, Marathis, Sinhalas are all Indo-Aryan, but average stereotypical woman of each looks diff
obligatoryguy
Sorry, Sakthimaan.
obligatoryguy
(Couldn't resist, sorry). I agree, the Indo-Aryans are multi-ethnic. Splitting them that way only makes it slightly better, not perfect.
MrSmilingDeath
Step 1: Be attractive
Eindi
Are you sure you want to summon the Finns?
Supea
Ei helvetti :D
Radix865
LalaButtmarket
PERKELE
lronMaiden
VALKOISET PAHOLAISET ON IRTI! PUNASIA EI KAIVATA JA SUOJAA EI OLE!
OhNoPotato
SUOMALAISET SUMMONOITU.
Kuvajainen
LIIAN MYÖHÄISTÄ!
definitelynotawolf
I heard that Finland doesn’t even really exist...
oneillwith2ls
Correct. Feel free to ask the Russians and Japan.
Eindi
50/50
Askingforafriend37
Though with the logic of the theory, isn’t there also a chance that there’s 2 Finland’s?
ThronesWoven
*repeatedly hits random on Skyrim character creator*
IllegalDuckling
*Putin appears* Ah, perfect.
lordofthedice
With the exception of one, all of these are too good to look like Skyrim. Vanilla, at least. Mods, though...
mirhagk
Well with mods you get insanely HD eyes, hair and face, none of which match
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
Not weeb enough for Skyrim mods.
CIassicRando
Brb going to Russia
CopterBandit
Just mail order it.
TalonCorps
*Around the world by daft punk begins to play*
DragonpenTheOkay
MissSpelledTattoo
Take your time, no need for Russian
FallOutBoy
No need, Russia comes to you.
Nyellofwends
does Russia at least clean herself after that?
Mflucius
I swear i saw this yesterday
KyloSolo
Swedish girls blew my mind.
zyxzevn
FillsGapsWithRod
All of them except... Fuck it, I'm so backed up I'll even take Putin's sweet ass.
Martellus
Username on point
BruceBannersButtplug
Same. Whether they'd feel the same about me is an entirely different issue though.
psrobyn1
The internet will never forget what you said here today friend. NEVER.
ElFreakoDiablo
In Soviet Russia Putin's ass takes you!
EricFromAccounts
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
I'll take phrases I never thought I'd hear for 400$ Alex
aychland
But that's gay and gay's illegal. You're goin' to the gulag, m8.
FillsGapsWithRod
Not if i take it here in the states. ;]
Anatoos
What the fuck happened to the french tho
BYERE
The British: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4982470.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/Jeremy-Kyle-teeth-MAIN.jpg
bflobob2004
What am I looking at? The perfectly average face from different countries and regions and Putin's sister?
Nickyng
Via 9gag...
TheCarolingian
I'll have one Martinican and one Finn please.
thebathtubcat
Suomi mainittu! TORILLE!
JuliusCaesarOfNotRome
Aww yiss
animecommunist
March of dimes.
Kresstro
No Irish Gingers?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
And only 1 East Asian & Scandinavian group, no Southeast Asians, Indians, Pakistanis, Tamil, Polynesians, Melanesians, Native Americans etc.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Whereas all ethnic groups in the former USSR were listed in meticulous detail.
OrphanCrippler84
If I mixed my pasty white Irish ass with the Wolof people my kid may have a fighting chance at keeping a tan.
PrinceMoheezy
This chick in high school had an Irish mom and dad black as night. had Irish features with olive skin. Odd to see but really attractive
riChchestMat
Hardest game of Guess Who ever
Vanamonde
Looks like I'm off to Tunisia.
Buckbeak1486
It's Senegal/Gambia for me (Wolof)!
Lagerfunk
It's the only one which is not representative AT ALL. Chick looks totes western european
Skibearbumm
Right! I'm not the only one that thinks she's the most attractive.
SoftBonez
You don't have to go all the way to Tunisia to get rejected by women
ColoradoCattleCo
Cape Verde seems like a really nice place.
EricFromAccounts
Either there or Armenia. God DAMN
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
TIL Tunisians use Angelina Jolie as their symbol
newmexicantreturns
Same
Bruhbeans
For me bengali or Belarus
bigness2019
I was literally beating my meat wand and thinking the same thing
tehaoer
BNabs
Ummmm, TMI?
CrustyAnimal
Welcome to the internet.
SomewhereBetweenTheSacredSilenceAndSleep
Too Much Internet
TheTaintHair
Too much meat wand
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Great minds think alike, my brothers
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Georgians Ingush German awooooooga!
cool299
I'd add swap Georgians for Armenians and add Lezgins to that list
cool299
I'd swap*
TitanicGaming360
Same.
Cramorgule
Exactly
FourDeathSavingThrows
I'm off to Georgia, later folks
SerenePrincess013
The country, or the state?
mooncoral
They're all good women, Brent
evergreenyankee
Underappreciated comment of the day
Raileks
... including Putin?
banditC4lul
Yes my friend..any hole is a goal
writer
Putin all jokes aside, this is really cool.
MeKillStuff
I think I’m more annoyed by the random grammar changes. “The French”, “Germans”, “Portuguese People”. Damn, yo. Pick one format!
Majnizzle
Very punny
sonatinaNZ
Yes.
Rossage99
I always think its cool how as you go round the globe, each race and group of people slowly blends into the next.
happytreeleaf
The beauty of evolution?
coatedgreenpea
The beauty of Diversity
happytreeleaf
We’re turning into a Benneton advert!
Rossage99
Even though we've all evolved in very different climates and environments, we all fit into a big spectrum. It's very interesting to see.
Proboscidea4815162342
Too bad it’s a repost that doesn’t give any credit to the OP.
DickDastardly404
I think it's warped a little by the fact that they chose hot people from each of those places.
Caphalor
French one is ugly as shite tho
DickDastardly404
you better be brad pitt to be coming out with shit like that buddy
Caphalor
Do I have to be a renowned writer to criticize a badly written book?
DickDastardly404
People aren’t books, mate. You’re s cunt and the french lady is hot AF.
mallywanders
Almost all of them have high cheekbones.
psysh0ut
Yeah. Finnish people in general looks like Tarja Halonen.
wardencantdance
Yeah Tarja!
possiblyzebra
Looked it up, the original project is "Ethnic Origins of Beauty" (by Natalia Ivanova) http://www.lesoriginesdelabeaute.com/en/bio.html /1
possiblyzebra
So it actually is meant to be about beautiful people (and concepts of beauty etc) /2
DickDastardly404
Oh, I didn't know that. Well I stand corrected I suppose.
GreatOdinsTaint
I think the different faces and features is more interesting than the joke
DeleteriousDuck
50/50 chance that last one even exists.
MissSpelledTattoo
I think you're Russian to judgment.
NobleSeven
Better Czech yourself now
andreisokolov
Dammit, you took my joke!
DrSpatula
I've had it, all of these bad jokes moscow..
Perkunas687
Gulag a sense of humor!
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
I take puns like the KGB takes lives. Frequently and often
alittletime
Vodka
CapnCocaine
Dzerzhinsk that was funny?