brobrobrourboat
185377
22069
3883
Money Cat <3
May 5, 2016 7:20 PM
brobrobrourboat
185377
22069
3883
CptnJeanLucDickhard
Downvote money cat, cause fuck you that's why
Devilinman
That doesn't count, you knew I was getting paid on the 8th
Iaimtomisbehave
http://imgur.com/KZq25LN
thatguyfromny
Yeah, but Money Cat's face is saying, "Are you really that stupid?"
IsSnatchPaleo
Oh fuck off.
philliplovesall
You must find it really challenging to go right one post.
AnonamooseUser
My money would come from inheritance... this is quite a conundrum
Rapiecage
use inehritance money to buy a machete, get richer
TheCrazyHog
They should ban this image from imgur
eromitlab
Seriously, fuck off with this shitpost shit.
togathrust
How the fuck does this shit have 10,000 points? Down fucking voted.
NihonJinLover
There are at least 10,000 people who believe this actually works.
MLGsamantha
o11c
immunity-cat.png
AtlasUnbound
I get this reference
JustinHudson
Yes.
Girtouh
cmfler
Lackofeffort.txt
AskingTheRealQuestionsToTheInternet
It's both a blessing AND a curse...
AlexDuos
I don't want the money. I want the cat.
senatuspopulusqueromani
Money can buy cat, but can cat buy money? Cat can money buy, boy? Buy that cat a can.
Jakejames0529
Use CPAgrip to make money visit here https://www.cpagrip.com/signup.php?ref=1592349
MarquisDeLard
And if (when) in 3 days you're still poor. Come back and down vote this piece of shit post :-)
Isanue
I played lottery you better work
Isanue
Update: i won 20 €.
BooBooKittyFudge
Yeah but then how much is the cat tax?
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
That is seriously the best question I've read about these dumb shit posts.
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
http://imgur.com/bxLjEOh
thegr8rambino
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA THIS IS ME LOL
cerberus9981
Buy lottery ticket at the gas station instead of condoms right?
danzafan37
But, but, those are completely different denominators. One is 25% of specific accidents; what % of people get into accidents? Need more data
decamping
Exactly why I don't drive but have played the lottery once...
Craftylefty47
A lot of that money goes to funding education. If only people took advantage of that...
Xiseria
The poster didn't - unless it was a statistics course to teach them how to mangle stats, in which case good on them.
jugend
In Norway there's a 1 in ~8 million chance of winning the lottery, with a population of 5 millions. There are more people getting killed 1-
jugend
by drunk drivers than lottery winners, hence there is a bigger chance of getting killed on the way to buy the ticket than winning on it!
LavaAxe
Lottery is semi-pure randomness, being killed by a drunk driver is not randomness. They are not comparable.
badgergun7
That person just ignores statistics...
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Well there's a difference between texting while driving and taking your eyes off the road than spending five bucks on a lottery ticket.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
You know I'm not saying that you should text and drive, I'm saying they're completely different things.
SmileLikeYouJustFarted
good observation sherlock!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
What I'm saying is that it's more fucking reasonable to play a lottery than to go and bloody text on a road like a moron.
clonetrooper250
Indeed. I've often heard that the lottery is a tax on stupid people. I'm inclined to agree.
[deleted]
[deleted]
clonetrooper250
Well, that changes things, then.
r000t
Everybody has lottery dreams, it makes sense to put in 10 a month to leave the possibility open. Relying on it or sinking any more is stupid
Frelock
I've heard that, but I prefer this version: it's a tax on forlorn hope. Few honestly expect to win. They play, because they want to dream.
jazzchameleon
It's really more of a poor tax, because rich people don't play the lottery, they play the stock market.
Frelock
I somewhat disagree. Sure, the super-rich might not, but I work in an upper-middle-class office, and there's still a pool when it gets big
SuperPickle17
What's the worst that can happen? oh...the great depression....right.
avorius
In the UK the lottery funds alot of community projects and buildings so itd not that bad
clonetrooper250
I can totally get on board with the idea in that case.
LavaAxe
Same in Finland. I sometimes play just for the thrill of having that fantasy about that money for a little while. And it helps someone.
ninjagaidensigma
When you're stuck in poverty it is your only realistic way out. Nothing stupid about upping your chance to get rich from 0% to 0.00001%
SuperPickle17
if people have more sense and put the money in a savings...they'll literally make more from the interest :v
ninjagaidensigma
I get what you're saying, but you have to realize that 1 the interest is minimal and 2 that won't give them any hope. 1/2
ninjagaidensigma
The jackpot will be almost impossible to get, but the smaller prices are welcome too and more attainable. 2/2
SuperPickle17
Once they save enough up to be worthwhile in investing... The 1% survives on people not knowing how to manage money.
DM2323
the off chance that I'm the stupid person that wins + the thrill of imagination of winning is totally worth less $ than a coffee.
joshsplosion
That's my feel. I spend $10-$20 on absolute bullshit, the entertainment of the any possibility that I'll win is #wurf every now and then
clonetrooper250
Fair enough, man. You do you.
whenimgurlimitsyourusernameto63charactersandyouhavetopausemidse
Too late, beat him to it
DarthFutuza
Wouldn't it be more thrilling to fund a kickstarter? I mean the chances of the devs coming through is a lot higher then the lottery.
LavaAxe
Yeah but devs coming through on the next hentai rape simulator is not exactly comparable to winning 40 million $ now is it?
DarthFutuza
*ahem* https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/
Lilshadow48
I mean you say that...
SgtHatred33
http://imgur.com/mtRU30r
LavaAxe
That's about $18 bucks right there!
99popcorn
Who the fuck upvotes this?
TheUsernameChecksOut
poor people
Pattosaurus20xx
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cf-dafuq.gif
Jakejames0529
Use CPAgrip to make money visit here https://www.cpagrip.com/signup.php?ref=1592349
PhonesRinginDude
I don't play lottery so I'm afraid the only way I will get rich is through some accident settlement.
sumothername
Why does this get upvoted?
Hornethappy
Imgurians are poor.
heyyouwantatoothpick
How do these types of posts make it to the front page so often?
artezzatrigger
Its not even these types. Its specifically this one. This is like the 4th time I've seen it on the front page. WHAT THE FUCK, IMGUR
Jakejames0529
Use CPAgrip to make money visit here https://www.cpagrip.com/signup.php?ref=1592349
pancreas
people are too poor to not try it
Splodgey
Imgur is apparently full of poor, superstitious fools
youdonegoofed
We upvote them just to annoy people like you.
synnite
They contain 3 things the internet loves: Cat, Money, and the hope that you can get some of that money.
VexingRaven
Trolls.
thelimegreenman
Don't worry, guys. I favourited immunity cat.
candar
ah shit does immunity cat protect me from things I want to happen?
HellaNasty
.
wave2453
Omg I love this cat.
thegr8rambino
Omg thank u!!! I love immunity cat!
WinterWarrior420
Thank you immunity cat
Immortals4Centuries
Thank you immunity cat!!!
BeRad117
Guess I won't be making that money now. Thanks...
guilhermedidi
What if Immunity Cat turns against me
AdorableTinyKitties
Thanks fam
Grayle27
And now you're just milking this for upvotes as well.
thelimegreenman
You know what? You're kind of right, but isn't any post that references a .gif or other picture the same?
QwertyMcGiblets
doing the lord's work
turdferguson2
Praise be unto him
FernandoCommando
And to him alone
LonelinessAndDespair
None of these faggots even Praise the Sun.
LavaAxe
Favorited so I'm safe.
ninjagaidensigma
Immunity cat abides.
Cthulaid
Gee! Thanks immunity cat!
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Thanks immunity cat
SupremeLordKamiGuru
Immunity you say?
Pootisborn
Does that mean I won't get rich now?
thelimegreenman
(2/2) to turn these posts around, I would say that you will now get infinite moneys.
WinterWarrior420
I like the way you think +1
thelimegreenman
(1/2) Considering the fact that the original post had zero ability to make you rich and immunity cat has infinite ability
Hellstorm99
And we are now apparently FB.
iamnotastreetsign
But what if you are already rich?
TheRealHMint
Downvote money cat. Rich is relative. Dont want all those other rich people lowering your richiness.
CatPresident
Upvote moneycat. Get richer.
CaptainMaximum
I didn't know $2500 counted as rich
Sprinkleton
Motherfucker how many cats do you know with $2,500?
ohmygodtheysaidnewzealand
Then you've never been poor
CaptainMaximum
Of course I have! But not in spirit.
DarkTowerRose
Maybe not super rich but who couldn't use an extra 2 grand?
DotSlashNatalie
Depends - is that before or after taxes? And will that push me over the tax bracket???
OhMeowsers
Rich is relative. Give a 10 year old 100 bucks and he'll feel rich.
DotSlashNatalie
Give 100 to someone working 2-3 jobs and they can afford groceries for the week and feel like a king.
TechArtist
I consider that rich at least for me. If I had $2500 right now, some of my problems would cease to exist.
Yadder75
In my country you very rich)) it's 63 000 hrivna
Nerdygasm
At 22 I adopted my brother and sister on top of having two kids of my own. $2500 would have meant a whole lot. 4 kids at 22, Money is nice!
allibaster12
I counted $2,700, and that IS rich.
CaffeineManic
New Imgurian here. This post receives the honor of my very first, premeditated and deliberate downvote.
SuckItBlue
Yes, YEEEEEES, let the hate flow through you! Just wait until you realize how many reposts are on here.
fulldepwell
no
thegr8rambino
Yas
LoTRFanatic42
No.
LavaAxe
Maybe.
thegr8rambino
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEEE
God damn. Get the hell out of here with this shit.
AftermathZen
I don't know how about you... But I want to be rich
herewegoat
This is how I know that most of Imgur is a bunch of poor, stupid people.
hadoeken
Right? this isn't Facebook. I fucking downvoted
snailaway
I upvoted it. :) Problem?
greyfoxhound1
I reported it as spam
hadoeken
You superstitious tools get your money yet? Oh, that's right, you have 2 more days left.
YodasLeftEar
haha. more moneyz to me, loser!
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
Imgur is actually getting to the point where I don't enjoy it anymore
Icecreaman
I'm enjoying it less and less because of the lack of mobile filters to keep stupid political bullshit and ceras out.
StrategicallyPlacedFUCK
FFS, to user sub I go.
Spartachilles
I'm gonna be honest, I only upvote these because I know it pisses someone off :P
NamesAreStupid
Get out of here with your name
Refmylife
Seriously! Totally normal to have a strong opinion about this.
ReitnesTenought
Imgur these days in a nutshell: "random woman making FP for no reason, upvote whoring, WATCH THESE TEN MOVIES LOLOLOL" repeated ad nauseum
snailaway
Why? I like these posts and will upvote every single one due to your comment.
radarcontact
Your username is top kek.
Elphienis
You could always just go to the next post. I for one want my money
Tintinjokes
Pack mentality is real.
NotTodayNotYesterday
Over 2,000 people do, too. More will, too. No point in whining like a child.
Vesarret
Then don't upvote a post and go make money.
ElTigreChang
This website is retarded
ElTigreChang
I just realized I made this exact comment twice in a row on two unrelated posts. And it's completely relevant & accurate on both. GJ, imgur!
[deleted]
[deleted]
Refmylife
Then leave.
Blockronic
Thanks for proving his point ^^
GoracTheGrey
I think 2-3 years ago was the sweet spot.
trujello2013
Really starting to get that way. Constant reposts with dumb shit in between
jimmydorry
This website is retarded
jimmydorry
Looks like today, you are the dumb shit stuck in between two re-posts.
trujello2013
Yea what's new! Lol
LoTRFanatic42
This is like the 4th time in 2 months this identical post has made the front page. Where's @RepostStatistics when you need him?
ShrugLove
Afk
daddychan
It's a bot
ShrugLove
You're a bot
MisterGunpowder
No, fuck off.
snailaway
I UPVOTED. :D
youdonegoofed
sense of humour, you need one.
MisterGunpowder
I like my humor the way it is, thank you very much. WITHOUT 'U.'
youdonegoofed
MisterGunpowder
I call it 'ethnicist.'