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Apr 22, 2015 1:07 PM
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whateverwhateveraintnothingbutcheddar
"I know it's confusing"
valenmea
#11 just wants to know how to get the d.
wahchoolookinat
Oh, he knows.
stoler202
Even if i was stuck on an escalator (not an elevator), i would still wait. Ain't my job to walk up the steps!
mcmartn
It actually is your job to walk. Escalators are there to expedite the stair-walking process. Not for lazy fucks to just stand there.
locozuma
PAST TENTS. Yaaaay!
ProbablyIntoxicated
Please don't breed.
tendthekine
She wants the backwards b
pretendyourexyz
I think it should be illegal to be stupid like this.
pataglop
Holy http://imgur.com/a4uo7WF
jf908
This couldn't better describe the feeling of reading this
debatem1
That is the single best facepalm gif ever.
RageBaneblade
Gambit306
I am now torn between this and the previous for 'best facepalm gif'. Can't do my work anymore until this has been decided
StrangelyCalm
It must be nice to get everywhere in life without having to use your brain. By everywhere i of course mean Walmart and the Welfare Office.
IamGettingReallyBadWithTheDadJokes
Okay Walmart comment I can understand. However the Welfare office comment not so much, that not cool. Downvote for you
xNexx
will use this later
TLSupremacy
That sums it up pretty well.
icorrectyourgerman
Isn´t it a pitty that the American rule the world?
Dersce
Oh my god if that escalator one is true.
iamthelasttimelord
http://media1.giphy.com/media/KrJq5Ox8ULGJG/giphy.gif
UsernameNoImSirName
As somewhat of an expert on stupid, a lot of these look like sarcastic comments rather than actual idiocy. #5 is definitely not serious.
DietCokeIsTheBest
Jokes on you, Youtube film my funny stuff all the time.
blueknot
I'll admit I wondered about the W for almost a second. #trippy
keykilla
I know it shouldn't be there, and if it were I'd be worried... But damn... Looks so weird.
blueknot
It's kind of an optical illusion; the W on the racket appears almost solid
noobux
Bring back burning of [insert ye olde bad thing here] - new rules: thick as pig shit = [bad thing].
phantalor
some people are literally too stupid to insult ...
ZombieZMB
I feel dumber just by reading this.
JasonForge
Not gonna lie, at first glance, this IS trippy.
rapunzael
Peguins! :D
spacemountain
I'm more concerned that someone was actually excited to see pigeons...
CalvinandHobbitses
I grew up in rural Aus and I am so thrilled when I went to Europe and saw them
RoboCritter
you mean peguins? :D
Krakencrotch
I'm willing to believe that one's a dyslexic or something.
ArniePye
Glad when I was young no one documented my idiocy
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
On a related note, I found my grade school diary the other day and read the first few entries. *shudders*
hipsterhank
I had a HS teacher assign us to write a letter to ourselves that she would mail in 10 years. That was 9.8 years ago. I'm scared of the mail.
shannagh1320
Me too but I'll be god damned sure to be there with a camera for my brothers!
DancingWithSocks
http://imgur.com/9ymgEzT
Chaosdawn
Exactly how I feel.
barrackobarner
My last name is Obarner.
BopbopPerono
You're both wrong.
youdontknowmeanddontneedto
Really? And here I thought you were Barracko Barner...
TheBluePowerRanger
I'm glad that, when I was a stupid teenager, I didn't have twitter around to memorialize my stupidity.
azazyel
"Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." -Mjh
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beabetterperson
I clicked it...I upvoted it because I loved Mitch Hedberg, thank you
ArcaneM37
I can't believe that that one actually happened. Even if you are that big of an R-tard, someone passing by would tell you to just walk.
annaZon
I know the other person asked but I still bet it was actually an elevator. I hope it was actually an elevator...
sidfromtoystory
my guess is it didn't. there's stupid that actually exists and then there's that
Monkeyfighter
I've actually seen a lady at Walmart get upset about this because the elevator was also not working.
ProtoBello
This is ADVANCED stupid
IJustWantToSetMyBoobsFree
Past tents
captainobvioustits
AP stupid. COLLEGE CREDIT stupid. I THINK THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE AFTER I GRADUATE stupid.
Crossark
I feel bad for the person who didn't know green apples existed. That tells you so much about the state in which they grew up.
Tehbeefertehbeefer
and how often they went grocery shopping
SuckitPUPPS
I think you can get green apples in most states.
Crossark
Maybe they weren't allowed to leave the house.
iAmIncoherent
Ah yes, the Great Wall of Michigan.
vurcease
Now it's just used to wall off Detroit.
InterruptingA10
Built long ago to defend us from the Canadians who would surely invade us at a moment's notice.
thegreatninjaman
The War of 1812 was a bloody conflict.
Amythyst
Where we invaded Canada for the sake of FREEDOM. And testosterone-addled teenagers.
thegreatninjaman
do you NOT?
MoonchildRiri
Never go full retard.
pulloutnpray
you are simple jack
Idonthavealottosay
Too late. Idk how this post affected me
Nize426
Once I got on an elevator once and hit the button to the floor I was on and wondered for a few seconds why the button wasn't lighting up
Nize426
errr minus the first "Once". Forgot I had one after "elevator"
NaadiyaJ
They past that limit ages ago
PicturElements
That's what past tents is for.
NaadiyaJ
Lol
Theberberian
Ithinktheproblemwithpeoplelikethisisthatthey'resostupidthattheyhavenoideahowstupidtheyreallyare.gif
TBurrfoot
#thisisthewaygnomestalkinthedragonlanceuniverse
Theberberian
#Ihavenoideawhatthedragonlanceuniverseis
nicolas17
Dunning-Kruger effect: stupid people unaware of their stupidity
zhebrica
It was depressing to realize that phenomenon is so common that it has a name.
Apolitejerk
MitchBeaucannon
That's the one.
aBagFullOfSexToys
You the real mvp
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
The worst part of that is they think YOU'RE the stupid one.
nopicnoproof
so what if.... WE'RE the stupid ones?!?!??!
CeruleanRonin
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140713064307/undeadfanstories/images/9/9e/Shocked-batman-reaction-meme.jpg
CultivatingMassMac
"Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?" - Eminem
CancelledChoir
Back in my day, you could execute the mentally feeble
shaxgolgotha
nowadays we just stick them in Wal-Marts and McDonald's so... not much has changed.
BrianWilliamsReporting
Back in the days i did some fucked up stuff but did not documented them
mobiusm1
I know, right? just hand them a chainsaw... but now we have warning labels on everything. "Do not stop blade with genitals." Spoiler!
Devils29
ahhh the good ol days!
qussow
I thought they just got chemically sterilized. (the california eugenics program. look it up)
somethingdark
They did that in Virginia for a while as well.
DarthMaulOfAmerica
Das Ist Gut was filmed in front of a live studio audience of the mentally feeble. *ratatatatatatatatatat*
MyPenisGrantsWishes
Ah, the good old days
PitbullsPublicist
back in our days we didn't have internets to show the world out stupidity, luckily most of us grew out of it though
TheSSMorgan2015
Ahhh the good old days
justasomeone
nowadays they make them the republican rep of Minnesota's 6th congressional district (or until this year, now she's waiting for the Rapture)
pataglop
Those were the days.
ThatsNotMickeyMouseThatsJustTitDirt
Most of these are just good trolls. Should we execute the people who fell for the bait?
PrincessShady
Nazi Germany ?
randombrain
Old Man Zakkshock Shakes Fist at Sky
barehandaflyingaidsrat
somethingprofound
I was hoping this comment was by @definitelynothitler
Amythyst
I think you mean @SecretlyHitler
somethingprofound
That is absolutely what I meant.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
That is something I would say.
Amythyst
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
make me, cunt
Scahrossar
Back in my day, we still did!
copingcabana
Now, they run the country.
BattleMercy
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/61516952.jpg
DaDisser
The good ol' days.
Freakingdoomguy
Das ist gút
LuxCaelum
Back in my day, you could say funny/weird/stupid/sarcastic shit to your friends and not have someone posting it on internet...
lordvetinariofankhmorpork
those were the days
Donnicton
~And you knew who you werrrre then...~
JustDev
Past tents
blueknot
Congrats on the escape! ;-)
rouik
C:\Wikipedia\List_of_burn_centers.exe
xRocketman52x
http://imgur.com/WJPC75g
AlbinoAlligator
https://seangallodesigns.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/gunshot.gif
justahumanonline
burn center notified. help arriving in 5....4.....3....
BlueWolf11
Rekt.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
www.rekt.org
Msfratelli
"We'll live of tha fatta tha lan' George"
Amythyst
I read this as "We'll make them live in Georgia", I'm not sure how.
gerby123
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_sterilization you joke, but it happened.
NotACanadian
Those were the good ol' days.
vote4brownie
As a Michigander, can confirm we have the Great Wall of China.
crii
michinagan
PhilipTheSpaceNazi
*nods*
ColonelLandoCalrissianoDeLasFuerzasEspeciales
The Great Wall of Michigan
hassankachal
*great wall of Michigan, it's Michigan, remember?
Rainbowdieahrrea
I was to late to the battle of +1, so here take mine as a sense of gratitude (Too Much GoT, sorry)
eldrewo
Is that the ting that connects the top part to the bottom?
KhaleesiSkyrimHaloChck
I always upvote fellow Michiganders!
justahumanonline
High five for fellow Michiganders! But the one I went to see ringed Mackinac Island- wait a second...
GittOffMee
Stranger: "Where in Michigan are you from?" Me: "East Lansing. Here." *points to lower middle of left palm*
devcoffee
You might want to use the right palm
MaximumZero
Yes, please do. Or the back of the left hand.
vote4brownie
I'm moving to LA in two months. It's gonna be annoying not being able to show my town on my palm
zephen
as a Michigander i can also confirm. we have the great wall of china and we are scheduled to have the Eiffel tower moved in next week.
DutchKincaid
Great Wall of Cheboygan.
Koztah
Sid Meier's Civilization is a game, not a map.
TheLateKnight
yes. i live 4 blocks from it. it separates post from kelloggs in battle creek.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Battle Creek is a real place? I thought it's just a TV series name....
Oblivion59
Right next to Kalamazoo. :)
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
And I thought Australia monopolize the silly county name department.
yourCleverUsername10
We also have Kentwood and in it Brentwood, Valleywood, Pinewood, Crestwood...
TheLateKnight
http://www.battlecreekmi.gov/
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Yep, the TV series is a bit quirky. I thought it was supposed to be a comedic name.
TheLateKnight
nah. its a real place. all your cereal is made here.
Brhino
It's how we keep the Ohioans out.
devcoffee
Hahaha I love you
AbandonedOppossom
As a former Michigander and current Ohioan- good call
jb1701d
And the goddamn Mongarrians
HarrisonFordIsMyDad
Nah the shitty roads keep us out
BARNACLES
Undisputed champs, my northern neighbor!! Don't feel salty I still upvoted you :)
CatSpicer22
And the FIPs
CatSpicer22
Well if you're not from Michigan you might not know what that means. Thank you for the fake internet point :)
JarOFanta
You should've gotten upvotes when you said this 7 months ago, I've come to rectify this injustice. +1
Newsdee
At least one of them realized their shame
mastoor
I like to assume some of these people are just trying to be funny and it isn't serious stupidity
TheSilverRaven
I can't tell the hieght... But it seems like a bad place to put a mirror...
Megawolfy
This makes me wanna reproduce more with my smart wife.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
When I saw http://imgur.com/ZHyABMI my immediate reaction was http://imgur.com/LPpyOUw
IMainReinhardt
that man is my hero. No fuckin clue who he is, but he is my hero
AnybodyOutThere
He's Archie Bunker, from that 70's show. Well I mean, not THAT 70's Show ... Just Google "Archie Bunker"
HackerJacker
Or it was a joke
tuevon
To be fair, it's kinda dumb to have that large of a mirror that high.
Lifeofpabss
Exactly* one
HitlersHornyNippleRing
But only one...we can do better!
Volcaetis
To be fair, that one is almost understandable.
Predacane
To be fair, I wondered the same thing myself when I first saw the picture.
DMmeYourRecipes
Well, the green apple one is understandable if you've simply never seen one.
nicowow57
Like black tomatoes.
sildraug
Exactly what I said the last time I saw this posted.
Tehbeefertehbeefer
I did the exact same thing, but that was in, like, 1st grade. IF they're from the USA, they might enjoy going grocery shopping more often.
DrSchmolls
maybe but she looks to be around 17 and most likely american, there is something wrong with her if she hasn't seen a green apple
DMmeYourRecipes
Nobody in her house likes green apples and she never registered them as she walked past them at the grocery store.
VenserArtifice
As a clarification for my previous comment: while 12% of Texas is desert, desert is defined by rainfall. I was making fun of the heat. 1/?
VenserArtifice
To be more specific, I was making fun of Texan Summers. It gets ridiculously hot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Texas
VenserArtifice
Like living in Texas? There is something wrong with people living in a desert when there are alternatives. /sarcasm
VenserArtifice
Though to be fair, where I live isn't quite so mild either...
impostersquall
only 12% of texas is desert >_>
AHorseNamedHope
dudeskis
yes. who the fuck puts a mirror over their fire place?
UhPhrasing
tall people
Lionskull
tall people who want exclusive use of their mirror.
BoeufWellington
It is a weird place, but mirrors are great for making a room appear larger and brighter.
thepersonwiththehair
My house has a mirror on the ceiling in the middle of the living room. It's on the first floor, but people confuse it for a skylight.
UhPhrasing
do you have a lot of naked shenanigans in the living room?
airandfingers
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck+mirror
thepersonwiththehair
It was only supposed to be there to cover a hole in the ceiling until my parents got someone to fix it. 7 years later...
wolfpreist
backwards B is some unfriendable shit IMO.
gamblingpoet
It is an old quote from an old internet site called Bash.org. It used to collect the funniest quotes from IRC chats and such.
ThatsNotMickeyMouseThatsJustTitDirt
Its an old bash quote. Most of these are expert level trolling.
AHorseNamedHope
Reminded me of
ThatRussian
Who the hell names their kid Chevron???
ThatRussian
Does she have a sister named Shell and brother Conoco?
randombrain
Yay for Jesse
AlwaysSomethingHorrible
Science, bitch.
woeisjesse
Yay me
PurveyorOfInsanity
*Creedence Clearwater Revival Plays*