Bluedh
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Sep 7, 2017 9:04 AM
Bluedh
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beshi
Sorry, we had them first in the 60's when I was in elementary school!!!
slugonion
Blue4. Always.
CISMaleScumLord
Oh purleez, we were making those things in the 1970s and I don't think they were new back then.
stlskot
I remember this as kid in mid 60's
iamthestigscanadiancousin
I grew up in the SIXTIES with this!!
comehomefransbrauder
Pssh, try '80s.
Promethianfire
Or the 80's... 70's... 60's... maybe earlier.
GuestChrist
We also did these in the '70s.
zadye
when you wonna get a new keyboard
railgap
These were a thing in the 70s and probably before.
Stridergoku
Ah. I remember when it said my crush would like me back, and then she never did... Man, fuck that fortune telling paper mechanism lol
SpotIsInDaBLDG
Choose a color... Choose a number.... Choose another number.... It says you gay
orangatuan
Purple, 7, 6. So... what does it say?
popejubal
I grew up in the '70's and had those.
ALethal
1957 at least and even then it wasn't new.
edgarbird
Yeah, not just 90's kids. Basically every kid.
90sWereGold
aboxacaraflatafan
Uh, my destiny was decided using MASH, thank you very much.
RawDeerock
I was trying to remember what it was called. What type of house, job, income, who you'd marry. Man was that a rush!
Assklowne
I think it's really cool how this tradition has stayed the same, like tech. Keeps improving but kids still play with paper.
Bluedh
Yes, until now i still play with paper i am already in 20's LOL
Assklowne
Oh you know what I mean( insert make it rain gif)
Baromian
In my day this is who told of Destiny.
icanmakeayomamajokeoutofanything
I like how 90's kids still think they were the first to do basically anything. Bitch, we had the same shit back in the .
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Yeah, but the 90s kids were indeed the ones who invented sex
joemac65
Born in the 60's. Remember these in school 70/71. Where did they come from?
garghuul
Five, six, grab your crucifix.
jboi6969
7,8 better stay up late
Totsmacgee
9,10 never sleep again.
xnaut117
Fuck off, you fucking 90s nick. Not everything was better in the 90s.
onlyhalfghost
Your attitude certainly was, young man.
90sWereGold
Yes everthing was better
wonder89
Go without your cell phone or internet for the whole day for the true 90's experience.
90sWereGold
i guess, i don't know how people survived !
futureman3000
My parents signed up with their first ISP around 1994, so I had internet for most of the '90s.
BombarderoRamboDelMal88
Because I'd maked this when I was kid in the early 80's, think I this little artifact was created by the sumerians and passed through 1/2
BombarderoRamboDelMal88
generations and civilizations until today. This is old as the humanity bro.
doggetofftheqcekmty
I recently met a 10 year old who was stunned that I knew how to make one of these.
Bluedh
Missing my younger days haha
Anonamo
I used to love making them... Now I wouldn't have a clue but really want to show them to my nieces. :(
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Just check YouTube. It's a YouTube video for almost everything.
Anonamo
I would if I could remember what they are called haha.
undeniablefunk
Nigga I made one of these 3 weeks ago; every fortune was " you will pass into the void"
ZeldaFanNr1
Welcome nigga to the Shadow Realm.
Totsmacgee
"I see alcohol in your immediate future."
memej
Aaayyooo!
ICouldntComeUpWithAGoodName
It's not that old. I was born in 2001 and I used those until I was like 9.
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
It's well older. They were popular in the 70s among the pre-teen set, too
wotwotinthebutt
My brother is like 8 and brought one to me like 20 minutes ago settle down
iamthisguy247
My kid is 7 and she makes these, but that doesn't mean their not old, kids were making them when I was growing up in the 80s.
BattlefieldCounterStrike
kids born in 1999 are 18 now
SaturnBaby
Y'all are babies. Get off the internet.
denis9
Ask your parents...it's older.
bfmama
We played with these when I was in grade school in the'50s.
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z3lfmoord
100k points?
nanyatenyaa
2001? God damn feotus people coming up out the ground. What is this horse fuckery?!
consolepeasent
I just saw some 12 year olds the other day using some
z3lfmoord
You are still 9
LadyWidebottom
My kid is 8 and has been making them in school lately
Skizzlesnap
Millennials smh
eversor1
Millennials ended in 97, that gen Z. Who knows what the baby boomers will blame them for, the possibilities are endless!
Skizzlesnap
Ah, but by then it'll be about time for the Millennials to dump all their problems on Gen Z. But I'm sure you all are too good to repeat./S
goodoldwoofers
Born in 2002 here, and I still make them.
z3lfmoord
This isn't a place for children
icro301
Why? There's a safe filter and tbh 15 isn't that young to learn the harsh reality of the world.
z3lfmoord
Yes it is. Enjoy youth. Play outside. Go on dates. Then later you're allowed to be depressed.
PCjabber
The real LPT is always in the comments.
JabbaTheSwampBandit
Born in 2017 and I just made one
hummuslover84
2001?? There's kids here!?
Totsmacgee
Made me giggle and feel old as dirt at the same time.
AnaCubana
haha 16 here
probablybroccoli
There's dozens of us!
apercent
Im a 2001 child too
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Skizzlesnap
Call me when you have bills to pay. Then tell me all about adult life.
TheRealDarthRevan
Some pretty condescending replys right here.
LadyWidebottom
Adult life is still about 15 years away, man.
z3lfmoord
"Starting to get the adult life"
HotFudgeMonday
Nobody tell him
MYLASAGA
This is where I realize it's not 3 years ago or maybe tops 5, but 11 years ago. Cover your eyes, child the world is unfit for habitation
ColtTheKid
You're not even close to the adult life. Enjoy these years. Alot.
cklepper
He's adorable. I remember thinking how much of an adult I was at 16.
LadyWidebottom
I'm 28 and I still don't feel ready to be the adult supervision for other people's children. I don't think I've ever felt like an adult yet.
Cocacoladinosaur
Next you're telling me you also played soccer...
ICouldntComeUpWithAGoodName
I actually disliked football my whole life.
Cocacoladinosaur
+1 for calling it "football".
Mortimer2000
I can personally confirm the existence of the folding fortune flipper as early as 1967...jus sayn..
AntaNce
yep.
bfmama
We played with these when I was in grade school in the'50s.
imjustasquirrl
I can confirm it was alive and well in the late 70s and early 80s.
iSlowburner
Definitely. My fortune was thus sealed many times like this at Primary school, 1970-74
ALethal
I can personally confirm the fortune flipper as back to 1957!
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
*cootie catcher*
SleepIsDeathPractice
The future is now old man
Mortimer2000
Actually the present is "now"....the future would be just in front of you...
SleepIsDeathPractice
The future is marginally ahead of us old man
Mortimer2000
You keep calling me "old man" like that's some sort of insult, age comes for us all, death comes sooner than you think. Karma is a bitch..
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
The future's so bright, you gotta wear shades
Turrible
I scoffed when mine said: "You'll be an undersexed mid-30s grad student homo reading colonial history." Oddly accurate.
FantomLightning
How you doin?
orbitn
oh hello.
littleasianninja
Were you expecting to be a Neanderthal by now or something?
deathxcircle
So, how did you like them apples? Will never told us.
nanyatenyaa
Educated gay man you say? Interesting... interesting... numbers are also interesting... especially 10 assorted numbers.
76Tromboners
Mine was, "A Bachelor of Fine Arts degree? Are you fucking kidding me!?!?"
Rawrihazshotgun
I made one that had "you will die." Does that make me a murderer?!
EGEb
Omg me too! Gay historians unite!
mrmartini
I studied history in college ... I'm not gay, but I've been to Pride multiple times in support of friends. Can I hang out?
EGEb
Yes...but only if you have a nice butt
mrmartini
I have Hank Hill butt. As in more love handle than butt. As in no butt :(
EGEb
Killerma
Ah, but were you ever a 24 year old bisexual virgin? Because.. That was oddly accurate for me.
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
I remember being a 24 year old bisexual non-virgin... That was ok.
Killerma
Well, technically life fucked me years ago.. So.. I guess in a way..
WellThatsOriginal
Homo you say?
Inappropesmagotes
Homo Erectus indeed.
WowSoOriginal
like your username, I'm pretty sure you stole it though
WellThatsOriginal
Ha! A couple of "Original" user names.
WellThatsOriginal
Well damn. It just took me 30 minutes to go thru this particular thread.
Turrible
Gay as a maypole.
AlkeneThiol
Craigslist m4m is waiting for you
WhatTheDormouseSaid
The gayest
WholesomePyromaniac
Gay as a diamond studded rainbow.
HardRockAnal
That aint straight
Thurmanjr7
Neither is your username
StankyPankySammich
He might want to give/receive some hard rock anal.
ATalkingMushroom
Personally, I think he would prefer a stanky panky sandwich.
HuevosConCarnage
Gayer than spring time?
StankyPankySammich
May I ask why you are undersexed then? If you just want boipussi, just go on one of the numerous apps.
Turrible
Mostly it's because lately I've been less into randomly hooking up. I don't mean that to judge anyone - hell my 20s were pretty fun!
Mejsel
boipussi? Wth
Danheartsmemes
Butthole. He's talking about butthole.
sbristol
Whats the shock about? As a bi dude, if that sounded a little queer to you, that's because...well, that's because it is.