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Jul 26, 2013 7:37 PM
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thosewomenwereinthenip
Pin hoooooooooole leak
TacticusThrowaway
The military, everyone!
iTouchYourCatAtNight
lol @DoIHearAnAmen check out this funny post !
Paperstcomp
How the Military really works
jib23
what's a jib ?
GrammarPolice5150
Upvote all the Simpsons things!
gotuckyourself
Lawdddd, as a guy in the service, it's scary how fucking accurate this is..
IgnatiusJReilly2601
Esta mi dia primera
Rikonz
CRIMSON TIDE
iamthisguy247
"But, It's my first day".
mcp33pants
I'LL PLUG YOUR HOLE!!
Agent
This is pretty much how the navy worked when I was there.
Furydeath
You just shot the captain out of the torpedo tube!
esmyth13
"Dont fire the torpedo!"
esmyth13
"Fire the torpedo!"
ColinRyanable
And how do we get peace?
aselfdefeatingattitude
With a knife!
tiroler
NUCULAR! IT'S PRONOUNCED NUCULAR!
Viralised
"No, Lisa, it's noo-killer."
woozle
America's 13th line of defense.
pinkistehbest
"Quack quack quack quack"
cousteau
For some reason I read this with a Mars Attacks accent rather than a penguin accent.
FuckYouMyCommentIsGold
I read it mighty ducks style.
bradakibasama
I wish the Navy was like that...
aselfdefeatingattitude
"Could you please stop calling me 'Mr. Moe'?" "No."
blumpkinfarmer
What episode is this, please sir OP
henrymothrfuckingrollins
the best simpsons episode ever!
cptjackawesome
Season 9, "Simpsons Tide"
Sekxtion
As AD mil, this is sadly accurate. Only, instead of promote him, it's "make him shift lead and have him make every important decision ever"
Nail260
True story...
HolyHokie
Yay ARMY!! oh wait...
lindltailor
But my jib isn't even cut.
LadyAmalthea
Do you hear that? The whales are hungry....
identicalWorlds
I love this bit, in meetings at work I used this quote. "I'm a man of few words. Any questions?"
jlopezvr7
-"Alright Simpson, you don't like me and I don't like you."
-"I like you."
-"ok, you like me and I don't like you. "
mcp33pants
I'm no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty mean Columbo impression...
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
"I'm- excuse me, I just need a glass of water."
BeanProbe
"Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me better!"
shadowboyce
a jib is the front sail of a boat that is vital for direction, i would imagine where the expression comes from
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."
theInternetKing
"Damn you Rock em Sock em Robots, can't we all just get along?"
DJonasaurusRex
this needs way more ups, man. I legit lol'd
teh0khardic
"I told him that picture would come back to haunt him"
EnolaBi
"I'm to drunk to drive.... Wait, i shouldn't listen to myself, i'm drunk"
pizzapatrol
I want peas.
ub3rmike
Oh, we all want peace, but it's always just out of reach. So, what's the best way to get peace?
puppetz1287
With a knife!
ub3rmike
Exactly! Not with the olive branch but the bayonet! Ah, Simpson, you're like the son I never had.
mishaestrin
Cut of your jib= One's general appearance and demeanor.
ThatsTheWaySheGoes
Thank you for explaining this well known phrase.
tipples
"I don't like the cut of his jib. I'll cut him a new jib".
indigoroyalblue
A jib is a triangular sail that is positions in front of the mast. or forward most mast, there is a lot more play in this sail.
nazrin
http://hydra-images.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/15/Kunk_move_10.mp3
Uberpastamancer
So the jib is the first part of a ship someone would see, analogous to a first impression?
LadyHaywire
A cut is generally the way a person sets their jib sail, so yes. Cut being the height and sleight.
thekeeb
TMYK. Thanks for that.