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Aug 31, 2022 11:40 PM
sleeperkid
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Chalybos
He might not be the world’s dumbest criminal, but he’s definitely top 5.
LembachTheProfessor
"Photographically" as opposed to what? Sonar?
ALpBeck
Way to miss the point, ComradeDrump
FukcTedCruz
graehall
loedout
He's been "digging" for at least 6 years. Time for him to lie down.
jsdigman6
.......you just can't write this shit ...he writes it for us
animatronicChristmasChickens
They obstructed my obstruction!
mksu
Is there a way to get around the endless stream of cultists that will hang juries on his behalf? If not, I don't see how he's ever convicted
rcgom
in my state if juror lied during voir dire then tried to hang the jury they'd toss him & replace him with an alternate. iirc they've 1/
rcgom
done it with nothing impugning the juror except unwavering belief re. the defendant's guilt. not that that'll help here, js. 2/2
Oblok
Sure. Flight risk, no bail, and immediately file charges/retry the case when the jury hangs.
RetrogradeLlama
It is an issue.
MatthewBecker
You mean they took out the evidence of your crime a photographed it next to a ruler shocked
AlwaysInTheshadows
Prosecutor: "So this part of the case is a little weak" *phone dings* "Nevermind"
ButtersTheCat
The files being spread out on the floor wasn't the problem, bro. Jesus I can't imagine being this idiot's lawyer.
BunnyGremlynn
Neither could anyone else, which is why he's representing himself. You might wanna stock up on popcorn before it's sold out lmao
NotTheUserYoureLookingFor
“Exhibit A, your honor”
hellospacemonkey
Means Trump knew they were there. Can no longer say they were misplaced or mislabeled by accident.
procrastinatingagain
So he admits these were in his office.
SirMarcsalot
I think he might be insinuating that they brought them via carton. He's going to pull the planted plea as long as possible.
v01dstar
Other, smarter, people trying to protect him are saying they were planted; he keeps ruining it, saying "they're mine, give them back!", etc.
shinagami091
These people are idiots. They spread them around to get a single picture of all of them. Nobody expects they found them like this
nat300Lord
This is standard procedure for feds. They stack or spread out evidence at the scene and take pics.
BTWash22
You know what they also have. Pictures of them in the crates before they spread them out. They also have pictures of each one coming out.
nat300Lord
Exactly. It just doesn't matter how the evidence is photographed. They spread it out to better see.
pastaholic74
C'mon, when is atherosclerosis gonna catch up with this guy?
yakusokuN8
Maybe he'll copy Kenneth Lay and avoid jail time after being found guilty?
dreadfroggy
MAGAs will say this is a fake truth.
GTPTB
I keep my top secret documents in cartons, too.
TheOneTrueZippy8
You mean "other people's secret documents", right ?
bobgunrunnersmith
Oh, well when he puts it that way...
Bludabeagle
RIGHT!!!! It WILL be Just a matter of time....
MrKomisiripala
The Raid: Redemption
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activeracer28
Literally just confessed to knowing the stored location.
TheLastBeerBender
Donald Trump doesn't seem to have a clue what crime he's being accused of.
imoutofnames
So now they're his documents. That were declassified. That he was keeping safe. That he needs back. That were actually planted by the FBI(1)
imoutofnames
That were not scattered on the floor like the pic showed because the FBI actually took them out of the cartons he had them in. Lol....
CatEyebrows
Yes yes yes. It all makes sense. Nothing to see here, just hand the documents back. No one did a crime
ClosetGuitarPlayerYesItsThatBad
And since they were supposedly “declassified”and he’s the “most transparent president ever in history” why didn’t he just publish them all?
Eizenhiem
If they were actually declassified would I be able to FOIA those docs?
ClosetGuitarPlayerYesItsThatBad
Absolutely.
DamnedIfYouDo
Not for a single second did I think "that's how they found them". What the fuck is he talking about?
JohnBigboote74
Yeah, I didn't think they were just lying on the floor, dumbshit. The fact that you even had them is what I have a problem with. Fuckwit.
bippityboppitybuttsex
The '2A' was the giveaway, it was an inventory photo...
Goldensands
Honestly I could easily see his demented ass throwing them all over the floor. Probably looking for any pages with pictures
UselessFacts
This was my first thought when I saw this photo originally
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Appeciate your use of dumbshit and fuckwit in the same comment
IIikethecutofyourjib
Like a evenly spread light dusting of insults...just lovely!
Xenarion
From reading lawyer stories, there's a surprisingly large amount of people who think that if they can show the witness had one tiny detail >
Xenarion
> wrong, it invalidates the entire testimony and make them not guilty, and end up inculpating themselves in the process.
MortyMaxwell
He’s suggesting the fbi planted them
BenderBenderBender
Yep. But he forgot to mention the part where the FBI brought the “cartons” inside his home. Otherwise it’s implied they were already there.
MortyMaxwell
I thought it was clear he was implying they brought them. That's how his supporters are interpreting it.
BenderBenderBender
Which of course, as we all know, is bc they were already inside his home. Although I’m sure his sycophants will believe his intended message
K1d1caru5
What platform is this written on? Thought he was banned from twitter
iplaytrombone
He made “Truth Social” pretty much the same as Twitter after they kicked him off.
K1d1caru5
Okay thanks. Looks similar for sure.
MadCat221
Remember: his act of selling out overseas agents and informants have gotten many of them killed or captured.
mindstorm8191
Yup. Blood is on his hands for this
BastardMan1977
Cool he finally admitted to the crime. Can we arrest him now?
SomeDetroitGuy
They want to nail him for everything and have it stick. I expect a couple weeks away but we are close.
knotch2
There is this funny game we play where rich republicans don't go to jail. I hate this game. It's not funny to me. But we all play it.
kittypoopappledrink
iLikeRainyDays
Did he say the cartons were his or the FBI brought the cartons? There is no admission here, unfortunately.
liveOffOfDownVotes
right? right? oh man I have been seeing this all day looking for the confession and finally someone else can read. I do hate him tho.
seehemewe
DOJ says it can't do anything b/c there is an election in the near future
SomeDetroitGuy
Garland literally came out and said the opposite but hey, have your little circle jerk because you are impatient.
Tumescentpie
The doj can't act within 4 years of an election, apparently.
kittypoopappledrink
He can still run for President from prison
Tumescentpie
Not if found guilty of the right crimes.
knotch2
Okay I can never go to jail. I may run for office, and there is an election in the near future. Sounds good.
seehemewe
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This is a bank robbery and I'm announcing my candidacy for Governor!
knotch2
We are genius smart. We are the smartest. The smart men we are. Lol.
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
"They served a warrant for me in my home, and wouldnt even let me stay inside to hide my documents from them! CORRUPTION!"
persondude27
Trump's filing literally said: "The [DOJ] execut[ed] a search and seizure without any advance notice." Trump literally tried.
RichieMuenster
Not even his house. It’s a rentable property that he stays at when he’s in town.
MeowWoof
We know that the last time they went "asking nicely" they Did let him stay and hide his documents in a room they didn't let the FBI into.
jammer909
He was in New York at the time, watching on CCTV. His lawyer was present though.
Sibbykins
lol. They took these things out of cartons! I know about the cartons! But there ARE no documents! Jesus, Trump is the king of derp.
DiamondDogLedTasso
VERY DECEIVING!!!
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
He was away at the time, is that I heard.
RichieMuenster
Yup. He hadn’t been there for any length for months. He was at Bedminster
smashpro1
On the day of the raid, he was in New York, giving a deposition.
CelestialSea
They purposely waited until he was away because they didn't want a circus.
MenloPart
More of a circus? :)
CelestialSea
Well, they didn't want a circus DURING the search. So was a success.