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Cyrea
I frequently end up as a raccoon wearing weird slutty underwear.
clutteredcanvas
This doesn't just apply to bachelorettes... long distance girlfriends are advocates too
racem93q
I've been married for years and this is still my life!
Melsy
Haha, my thoughts exactly!
hotterthanthebottomofalaptop
lost it @"weird slutty underwear time". It's pathetic how much I identify with these.
onasurfboard
I feel really guilty that most of these apply to me too...
ShhhImBatgirl
I feel like I've been spied on!
whosaprettyARRGH
PUFFINS!!
qussow
This is a thing that must be tried.
kittyvontease
Ohgod, these are perfect...and the comments. ALL MY FELLOW WOMEN.
perci1510
As a woman, I agree with every single one of those !!! So much honesty.
thebeerbabe
This should just be the "secret life of every girl" meme.
CowsGoMooALot
This...this describes my 25-year-old self perfectly.
specklemuffins
Yep, I have emergency underwear. The thongs are usually amongst the emergency underwear.... -.-
ericagxxxx
Im so happy I could share in participation of all of these with my fellow female imgurians!
bubleswestwood
This is so much truth it hurts
penguinsocks
Preach! Also - "Bought sharing bag of chocolates... Eat to myself saying 'One for me, one for me'"
JokerToast
As a female in college, this very accurately describes my daily life outside of my academics.
myspoonistoobig
As a female out of college, this is still extremely accurate for me. Just replace school with soul-sucking work.
mremaknu
You forgot to add the part where you spend a lot of the time wondering why you even bothered with college.
mwppmarauders
Last night's makeup = today's smoky eyes.
opad
The day after makeup smear is subtle. People often say I look really good. It's pretty funny. "nope, just can't get waterproof mascara off"
mwppmarauders
Same. I have fiber weave mascara. You can't get that shit off except with maybe a blowtorch.
basically
This is why I love eyeliner.
Abekrampe
I dont know about you guys, but i want some PUFFINS!
deletedaccount
OH GOD YES.
redbacardi
..and this is still me at 40.
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
Yep. And knowing I'm not the only one lets me care even less. Yay!
AmandaSimpson
and me at 30.
idyllss
Me married at 32, we're just a special case of classy.
star9ho
me too. amen to all of that!
grippasteel
Yep. I'm rocking the 37.
akerendova
Thank god! I'm 36 and was worried.
thisusernameintentionallyleftblank
How you doin'? ;)
ghostofryuchan
You're reaching critical Liz Lemon levels. It's not a bad thing, though.
Deadhorsedoctor7
Is it still you at 47?
redbacardi
lol, thank you for making come back and remember this. Somethings yes
copygirl74
And me at 38. Except the boyfriend coming over thing.
quello
weird slutty underwear... i thought i was alone! bless
EvilCatCreations
I don't fold the toilet paper, I wrap it around the crotch section of my panties so it forms a pad like device ;-)
JacksCompleteLackOfAUsername
I do this too! We're geniuses. Disgusting, disgusting geniuses.
EvilCatCreations
Gotta do what you gotta do girls!
lovechildofgarybuseyandnicholascage
Tape helps to keep it in place, so long as it's placed properly.
flamingflamingo
Oh my god I'm so relieved I thought I was the only one.
AmandaSimpson
i thought i was the only one
snzero
Today I already knew: Women=human. Long hairs everywhere. When I shower, I occasionally find a wife-hair in my buttcrack. I <3 her. :)
waifee
Do you have that moment when you see it of, "Awhh.. my honey.. leaving me presents?"
snzero
Sure do! =P
WhatzitTooya
You "ice cream cone" her?
snzero
<∞ hrmm.. tiny scoops. What a ripoff.
BlueHillyo
You're my favorite person of this moment.
holycheeseballs
This is also my life as a 20 year old single female living alone with a possum that seems to have adopted me for snacks.
Lulabel73
Some of these are "life hacks" puffins!
heartsandsparkles
I love these, keep 'em coming!!
FeatherAlaska
One time my boyfriend and I were, um, fooling around and he pulled what seemed like miles of hair from my butt hole. Omg i was so embarassed
dnbt
from your butt... hole? not just crack?
FeatherAlaska
It slithered inside my butthole. Yes. You can see my embarrassment.
trampolinefox
Yep, that seems about right! Let's not forget "Finish shaving one leg... can't be bothered shaving the other".
marieray
I only shave from my ankles to just above my knees, most of the time.
flamingflamingo
My mom does this. She's weirded out that I shave my thighs too.
ilovededyoupiggy
THIS
Goalie00
Omg...I cannot count the times I've gotten out of the shower an realized that I only shaved one leg!
ElizabethHo
My OCD would never allow this!
howsaboutnaw
And "No clean tights. Spray feet and crotch with air freshener."
mwppmarauders
Or: "Only shaving as high as your shorts/skirt goes"
BeardKhan
TMI
lovechildofgarybuseyandnicholascage
YES.
zavedi234
Hahahahahaha! I'm not the only one!
MissAmaazing
Wearing knee-high boots with a skirt? Only the knees need to be shaved....
Skelezombiewolfensteinmonsteresquirethethird
Get out of my head!
mwppmarauders
Genius.
BitchImCanadian
Oh. My. God. The laptop period cramp thing is GENIUS. WHY did I never think of that?!
Brrrzy
It feels so good too
thatget1
the real reason to buy a mac, it runs hot enough to broil the pain away.
royandmossladyproblems
My fiance gets so mad when I do this. He says if we have cyclops mutant babies it's because I did this. Cyclops babies? Yeah!!
mremaknu
Either warm-thing-on-belly or orgasm. Though the latter is almost miserable to achieve if the cramps are bad enough.
RabbitoftheMoon
Also, the drier (clothes, not hair). Heat *and* vibrations. :]
darkaydix
Right?! TIL!
Jouii
you can do it with a tablet too, just put it to charge so its steady nice hot :)
talkingmuffin
I do it even when I'm not on my period. It's a beautiful feeling!
Oakfeather
I do this almost every cycle. Lay down, put overheated laptop on abdomen to sooth the pain.
Pandapool
I didn't either! And quite frankly it's adorable. I just wanna go pamper every girl on her period until they feel better :3
SomethingReallyAmusing
You're my hero. Thank you.
deekayy
nooooo you neeeed to use ice for cramps. it's like miraculous. trust me! try it!
BitchImCanadian
So the notion of putting ice on painful things sounds good... on my nice warm abdomen? Nuuuuuu...
deekayy
just try it ! you wont regret it
M0MUS
I laughed at how many of these things are true of women I've been in relationships with. The hair on the shower wall? Oh yeah.
sweetphotographergirl
As a girl, I don't understand it one bit and despise it. Just rinse your hand in the water!
arvobikkies
But then the hair goes down the plug and blocks it!
opad
true. After having plumbing issues when I had a female roomate I worry about that
arvobikkies
speaking from personal experience, I put hair on the wall so I'll take it to the rubbish later, and always forget.
Granolaclusters
My life.. you have laid it out for everyone to see.
emjei
These are so accurate they make me embarrassed. It's like seeing my life in front of me, and I'm disgusting.
jevausie
So this is what the singer of "Killing Me Softly" felt like...
neffstradamus
You are kinda gross but I'll marry you
milosh
its funny that you have literally pointed out the only thing you know about this person. therefore the only reason why you want to marry 1/2
milosh
them is because they are female
Mobocracy
Swoosh.
milosh
s-woosh indeed. i dont think i worded it very well, but whatever
neffstradamus
She just strikes me as a sexy girl w/ some funky habits and Im okay with it. There are clues in there. Shaves everything, has cleavage, cat.
milosh
cat.,
louiseclarkson
OMG THE LAST ONE!!!!!
honeykiss
PANTY HEIRARCHY: Comfy/cute panties (read: lacy boyshorts), Comfy-but-not-that-cute panties, Red Wedding victim panties, fetish thongs.
WhatHappensInImgurStaysInImgur
Saw this on random. Wish I could favorite comments for this!!
thedoctorsmisstress
omfg I'm so happy people like me exist
youvegotredonyou
OMG I'm crying. This is my favourite Imgur post of all times.
aliceinneverwhere
If it was possible to favorite comments i would favorite this
MoThErFuCkInGmIrAcIeS
That is quite scary.
jlv816
Lost it at red wedding victim panties. +all the upvotes. Fuck.
sammawammadingdong
YOU....you are scarily accurate.
Pandapool
Hahahaha omg feeling understood was never this funny.
SininenHetki
I'm not alone! Oh my god, I thought it was only me.
qwicksilfer
I always ask myself "why do I still own these?!" ... when I wear them during overdue laundry time.
honeykiss
No lie, I have a pair of ridiculous crotchless panties with a giant bow on the back that have seen more dirty jeans than penises.
dentros1
You just painted an amazing mental picture, thanks for that!
DragonEmperor18
Sorry if this comes off as rude but can you pee in those without having to take them off?
honeykiss
Well, I guess you totally can, but I normally don't...habit I guess, makes me feel dirty.
MrsSaban
Crotchless panties and jeans? I feel like you should just go commando.
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
no kidding
3rin
You forgot holiday-specific underpants -- I've got a Christmas thong on today!
honeykiss
You go, Glen Coco!
3rin
That reply was fetch.
BitchImCanadian
You forgot bathing suit bottoms.
honeykiss
Haha damn those 140 characters!
coinboy1998
PREACH
thatslovely
Oh sweet jesus, I'm wearing those now.
frontyardninja
sometimes i just wander around in my one-piece swimsuit.
honeykiss
I love you.
eloquince
On period? Swim suit bottoms.
bakapounce
This is.. genius.
Tellinthefutureinwasps
I think you've changed my life
eloquince
haha it's no problem! how did you even see this post from like 4 years ago i have to ask
ieatbabiesforbreakfast
that one was my favorite
1999eclipse
i know! can't breathe!
ImNotReallyHereAtAll
That's erryday. My booty travels in slightly uncomfortable but sexy style at all times.
SHEDOOO
OP clearly saved the best for last!
stevetehpirate
Even guys have wierd slutty underwear... well, I do...
St3WasHere
As do I, good sir. Stuff that's uncomfortable as Hell to run in, but makes my junk look mightier than Thor's hammer.
louiseclarkson
.........Go on
stevetehpirate
Well I got a Tuxedo Manthong with tailflaps, it's fancy... and wierd.
louiseclarkson
Another person's trash is another person's sexy treasure.
Picklemodafoka
I feel so understood.
Pandapool
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THAT ONE OMFG
FuzzyX
When my woman runs out of clothes she wears MY t-shirts & briefs when we are a matching size.
NOTAnAdminOfThisWebsite
As a guy... what the hell have I walked into? I feel guilty of trespassing or something.
honeykiss
NOW YOU KNOW ALL OF OUR SECRETS.
honeykiss
It's okay though, because I've def. spent plenty of time lurking the "does flexing relieve a boner" comment string. PENISES OF MYSTERY.
NOTAnAdminOfThisWebsite
feel you there, bonerbro... I mean.. Yeah! no. That's a first. Seriously though, I feel priviledged, a gobbly world of secrets opening up.
doctorbees
Except for me it's more like "wear bathing suit bottoms as underwear" time.
peaceandpenguins
Best thing is you can wear them multiple days in a row so long as you wash them in the tub and let them dry a bit.
Nicham
Why can't more underwear be like this, seriously? I'm tired of having to wash like the 5 pairs I own every week
honeykiss
This is literally the only reason I own a bucket.
Ipurrforpets
I thought I was the only one that did that! Buahahahaha
AzaellexTytalus
LOL No, you aren't.