Apr 29, 2022 3:18 PM
BluesFish
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BeetBoxer
Don't hold out you trick-ass mark!! What comes next??? I've just got buttery chicken approaching room temperature in my waffle iron!!
Bridgiebird
Fluffuffkin
I’ve had salmonella. Lost 4 kg in 5 days. Also never experienced such crippling stomach cramps. Oh, such fun times.
Squirrelprincess
Krashtestdummy
pkfyre
This is fucked up, the part not on the grill will be raw too.
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
I work in kitchen I'm gonna show my colleagues this
kjb72
Please report back.
Severe concern, mild fear
Zega000
Stop
friendswithfire
She’s dead now
hotephatt
russ612
. And the sad thing is she doesnt see the issue.
intergalactic86
Sounds about white
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Tylurker
Niccce bro, got em. She's Asian though, so...
IsaystoMable
New diet: eat up and the ecoli will flush it out.
donthideyourright2
That butter is cursed now.
Keyosu
So fortunate are we that we can waste food for internet points...
Larsozzo
CaptainThePirate
backrideup9
And here I am thinking the salmonella would be coming from the uncooked ends sticking out of the waffle maker. I'm dumb.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Sauce! https://youtu.be/WsJoIn2A01g
crique
it's exactly as I imagined it would go and it's downright horrible. Hope this is a skit and not a real human being :p
TheRealMitchHedburg
medium-cooked chicken? jfc. Alright. Have a great weekend, Internet. See ya Monday.
Medium is generous.
CityYeti
This has to be fake
NewToTheEnterwbs
Dug a little bit and they are a new channel created on 3/22 & this was their 1st video. The other vids look real. I don't think it's satire
Gryphonosiris
These days the stupid is so rampant it's hard to tell.
Illinifan88
I strongly dislike this trend of shitty cooking videos.
Imgerruinedimger
How about tourettes cooking videos? https://youtu.be/kAFS5zgIEwk
thedudewhodoesabide
I enjoyed it thanks fuck off
I saw your message in my notifications and my first thought was, "oh great, who did I piss off now?!"
rckstr
Except wasting an entire stock of butter
GravyEducation
I can't even with the people who rub the stick on their cooked foods, like corn. You know you're fucking up the texture? Just use a utensil
LazerHawkAttack
Everything is wrong here
LazyBrownFox
It's great!
FrogBotherer
In the source video she even suggests eating it medium rare. Wasting food for fun and profit.
Tifandi
yeah, that's the point. Lots of troll videos out there to trigger audience interaction = profit?
Is that a thing?
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
oh god yes
WhiskeyGrandpa
NOOOOOOO. Just stop. DON’T PUT IT BACK IN THE WRAP- ok.
beaubrent
FU this is horrifyingvfood safety
ianrl337
it's the designated chicken butter. Not to be confused with butter chicken.
skipweasel
As long as everyone knows, it's fine.
cronkey
Depends on the storage of the butter too - bacteria loves room temperature breeding grounds.
A good point and well made.
yifin
Which reminds me, I need to reheat my leftovers now.
spudsboy
or duck butter
yep, Internet has ruined me. Read that as dick butter at first.
ratfaceddog
Such a bizarre way to go about that. Is their butter knife on the fritz or something?
aweboof
Please run for President of the United States. This level of common sense is literally where my bar is set now. You have my vote.
Yupurineutah
TheobromineAddict
Talk about GIFs that end too soon.
Rookvlees
Big burly bearded man here. I legit gasped and put my shuddering hand to my mouth.
Also, this is not what “chicken and waffles” means
BeanTootsAreBest
No, this is chicken in waffles, she just needs to pour the batter
panamjck
But who licks the beater?
sfrinlan
They only get licked if they win the quidditch cup
SavagePatchKids
Dogmom2008
It’s the new Keto version.
OctopusStinkhorn
Chickening waffles? Waffling chicken?
ajg0000
Well, I don't know, maybe
TK421isAFK
No, this will definitely give you blue waffles.
Djkb6718
gormet
omgzwtfs
More disturbing IMO is his bare hand touching food. Last time I went to a FB game was before Covid and I brought a clean rubber glove to eat
On second thought he may have brought hand sanitizer
gummyloaf
Now it’s a beer brat
WhatUpDog3000
that looks pretty good actually
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
Gourmet **
thedudeman519
The bun was probably stale so he dipped it in water nbd
dank69
Buns don't have time to go stale in an MLB park.
smegmaspread
It was leftovers from last season. Probably the dog too.
Infinias
And guaranteed fun for days on the white throne!
Rauca
American cuisine at its finest.
sadurdaynight
$50
ThePerro
Expensive Beer battered brawts
tonchandailvert
35$ dip
KHLP
I’m calling the police.
ShellPhish
The only thing wrong with this is recording someone without their knowledge and posting it.
HunterThompsonsMissingHands
Eating your drinks, Frank that's genius!
iSoul95
They do be dry buns tho
itsthevoiceman
Prolly made the beer taste better.
LaffertyDanie1
nycterelis
That's probably a bud heavy he's dipping into. So it's not like it's serving a worse purpose
MandrewJackson
Bud heavy? I'm sure Balnor would have some fresh buns in the bag.
LabyrinthBuilder
Givin some flavour for bud.
arelmcii
gormay
jamiesmeatyskinsock
Goremaid
Vicious attack
Ooof ! The Brain damage caused! The rolled football broucure had nails & razor blades in its pages . Vicious
majortool
With all food I usually take a bite and then a bit of what I'm drinking. Like steak and wine, or even Doritos and Coke.
I did that with Foods I hated when I was a child , take a bit , swallow very slowly ,dip,take another , puke in my mouth ,take another bit.
Idontneedrealfacts
thats the proper way to pair a wine with a meal. no shame, but have you tried a nice Mountain Dew with your Doritos? I find they pair well
I will try soon my fellow trailer-park sommelier.
its just that I find the bold carbonation of Coke goes better with something spicy, like Flamin' Hot Cheetos. It adds crispness to the burn
What do you think of pairing cream soda with things? Or even cherry coke.
Ok, honestly, there's nothing wrong with this. Beer makes hot dogs taste better. Ever try cooking hot dogs in beer? It's amazing
5TUP1D
I find anything cooked in beer tastes much less pleasant than if you had just not been an alcoholic and cooked it the normal way.
Override9636
Every try to eat a soggy bun? It's horrific.
Yeah I do, just ask yo momma
TVKill3r
I'm guessing y'all never dip bread into soup eh?
Crispy bread with a good crust =/= soft hotdog bun.
I've dipped just straight up regular bread into soup. I dont see the issue.
BeetBoxer
Don't hold out you trick-ass mark!! What comes next??? I've just got buttery chicken approaching room temperature in my waffle iron!!
Bridgiebird
Fluffuffkin
I’ve had salmonella. Lost 4 kg in 5 days. Also never experienced such crippling stomach cramps. Oh, such fun times.
Squirrelprincess
Krashtestdummy
pkfyre
This is fucked up, the part not on the grill will be raw too.
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
I work in kitchen I'm gonna show my colleagues this
kjb72
Please report back.
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
Severe concern, mild fear
Zega000
Stop
friendswithfire
She’s dead now
hotephatt
russ612
intergalactic86
Sounds about white
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Tylurker
Niccce bro, got em. She's Asian though, so...
IsaystoMable
New diet: eat up and the ecoli will flush it out.
donthideyourright2
That butter is cursed now.
Keyosu
So fortunate are we that we can waste food for internet points...
Larsozzo
CaptainThePirate
backrideup9
And here I am thinking the salmonella would be coming from the uncooked ends sticking out of the waffle maker. I'm dumb.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Sauce! https://youtu.be/WsJoIn2A01g
crique
it's exactly as I imagined it would go and it's downright horrible. Hope this is a skit and not a real human being :p
TheRealMitchHedburg
medium-cooked chicken? jfc. Alright. Have a great weekend, Internet. See ya Monday.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Medium is generous.
CityYeti
This has to be fake
NewToTheEnterwbs
Dug a little bit and they are a new channel created on 3/22 & this was their 1st video. The other vids look real. I don't think it's satire
Gryphonosiris
These days the stupid is so rampant it's hard to tell.
Illinifan88
I strongly dislike this trend of shitty cooking videos.
Imgerruinedimger
How about tourettes cooking videos? https://youtu.be/kAFS5zgIEwk
thedudewhodoesabide
I enjoyed it thanks fuck off
Imgerruinedimger
I saw your message in my notifications and my first thought was, "oh great, who did I piss off now?!"
rckstr
Except wasting an entire stock of butter
GravyEducation
I can't even with the people who rub the stick on their cooked foods, like corn. You know you're fucking up the texture? Just use a utensil
LazerHawkAttack
Everything is wrong here
LazyBrownFox
It's great!
FrogBotherer
In the source video she even suggests eating it medium rare. Wasting food for fun and profit.
Tifandi
yeah, that's the point. Lots of troll videos out there to trigger audience interaction = profit?
LazerHawkAttack
Is that a thing?
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
oh god yes
WhiskeyGrandpa
NOOOOOOO. Just stop. DON’T PUT IT BACK IN THE WRAP- ok.
beaubrent
FU this is horrifyingvfood safety
ianrl337
it's the designated chicken butter. Not to be confused with butter chicken.
skipweasel
As long as everyone knows, it's fine.
cronkey
Depends on the storage of the butter too - bacteria loves room temperature breeding grounds.
skipweasel
A good point and well made.
yifin
Which reminds me, I need to reheat my leftovers now.
spudsboy
or duck butter
ianrl337
yep, Internet has ruined me. Read that as dick butter at first.
ratfaceddog
Such a bizarre way to go about that. Is their butter knife on the fritz or something?
aweboof
Please run for President of the United States. This level of common sense is literally where my bar is set now. You have my vote.
Yupurineutah
TheobromineAddict
Talk about GIFs that end too soon.
Rookvlees
Big burly bearded man here. I legit gasped and put my shuddering hand to my mouth.
friendswithfire
Also, this is not what “chicken and waffles” means
BeanTootsAreBest
No, this is chicken in waffles, she just needs to pour the batter
panamjck
But who licks the beater?
sfrinlan
They only get licked if they win the quidditch cup
SavagePatchKids
Dogmom2008
It’s the new Keto version.
OctopusStinkhorn
Chickening waffles? Waffling chicken?
ajg0000
Well, I don't know, maybe
TK421isAFK
No, this will definitely give you blue waffles.
Djkb6718
gormet
omgzwtfs
More disturbing IMO is his bare hand touching food. Last time I went to a FB game was before Covid and I brought a clean rubber glove to eat
omgzwtfs
On second thought he may have brought hand sanitizer
gummyloaf
Now it’s a beer brat
WhatUpDog3000
that looks pretty good actually
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
Gourmet **
thedudeman519
The bun was probably stale so he dipped it in water nbd
dank69
Buns don't have time to go stale in an MLB park.
smegmaspread
It was leftovers from last season. Probably the dog too.
Infinias
And guaranteed fun for days on the white throne!
Rauca
American cuisine at its finest.
sadurdaynight
$50
ThePerro
Expensive Beer battered brawts
tonchandailvert
35$ dip
KHLP
I’m calling the police.
ShellPhish
The only thing wrong with this is recording someone without their knowledge and posting it.
HunterThompsonsMissingHands
Eating your drinks, Frank that's genius!
iSoul95
They do be dry buns tho
itsthevoiceman
Prolly made the beer taste better.
LaffertyDanie1
nycterelis
That's probably a bud heavy he's dipping into. So it's not like it's serving a worse purpose
MandrewJackson
Bud heavy? I'm sure Balnor would have some fresh buns in the bag.
LabyrinthBuilder
Givin some flavour for bud.
arelmcii
gormay
jamiesmeatyskinsock
Goremaid
Djkb6718
Vicious attack
jamiesmeatyskinsock
Ooof ! The Brain damage caused! The rolled football broucure had nails & razor blades in its pages . Vicious
majortool
With all food I usually take a bite and then a bit of what I'm drinking. Like steak and wine, or even Doritos and Coke.
jamiesmeatyskinsock
I did that with Foods I hated when I was a child , take a bit , swallow very slowly ,dip,take another , puke in my mouth ,take another bit.
Idontneedrealfacts
thats the proper way to pair a wine with a meal. no shame, but have you tried a nice Mountain Dew with your Doritos? I find they pair well
majortool
I will try soon my fellow trailer-park sommelier.
Idontneedrealfacts
its just that I find the bold carbonation of Coke goes better with something spicy, like Flamin' Hot Cheetos. It adds crispness to the burn
majortool
What do you think of pairing cream soda with things? Or even cherry coke.
CityYeti
Ok, honestly, there's nothing wrong with this. Beer makes hot dogs taste better. Ever try cooking hot dogs in beer? It's amazing
5TUP1D
I find anything cooked in beer tastes much less pleasant than if you had just not been an alcoholic and cooked it the normal way.
Override9636
Every try to eat a soggy bun? It's horrific.
CityYeti
Yeah I do, just ask yo momma
TVKill3r
I'm guessing y'all never dip bread into soup eh?
Override9636
Crispy bread with a good crust =/= soft hotdog bun.
TVKill3r
I've dipped just straight up regular bread into soup. I dont see the issue.