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Feb 24, 2017 6:43 AM
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CheshirePhoenix
Potato never gave you up
Merescat
It's Mr. Potato Head to you!
anacostia
Living in your own Private Idaho Underground like a wild potato!
hotterpop
As far as typical agriculture goes, potatoes are the highest calorie per row foot of any crop.
PreciousPotato
I KNOW, RIGHT?
LiterallyAPotato
Goddamnit potatos are offensive now
NotReallyInteresting
Vodka
Nahmy
Same with "Dutch" for some reason. Going Dutch, Dutch courage etc.
Mrdaihatsu
My Dr told me I had to give up potatoes and rice in my diet. I guess rice is like dozens of tiny little potatoes.
TravisBickle13
I drink my potatoes.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
https://media.giphy.com/media/wzpXhv8XWjVF6/giphy.gif
DeadPanPizza
Potatos ftw!
Sinqcet
This is potato quality.
BlueSorceress
Yes, but potatoes are roundish, lumpy and kinda ugly.
reiryo
Speak for yourself.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
They also sit in soil so they are dirty, have ugly wart like eyelets and are starchy therefore not as nutritious as most veg
MrRauchPotato
POTATO POWER
PreciousPotato
POTATOS UNITE!
HighlandPotatoe
Potato!!!
sergeantapone
A couch potato just sits there like a potato, unlike all those other, much more active, vegetables.
o4fuxxake
Like runner beans?
invisiblepotatowithstandards
Desomega
My life is potato.
zaika
Cuz they are fucking ugly that's why.
Zequr
Grow some yourself and those potatos you dig up from the ground will be beautifull.
LaBotte
Potatoes saved Matt Daemon on Mars yo. I know, I saw the documentary.
PreciousPotato
Yeah, they put up with a lot of shit for him.
aRepost
Potatoes never let you down?
o4fuxxake
They never run around.
Shewy92
They'll never dessert you. Except as an appetizer
ilovefunsocks
Potatoes do make vodka and vodka is happiness
futureman3000
If you take idioms literally, you're gonna have a bad time.
Luxyrion
Actually potatoes bear green tomato-like fruit which is poisonous to humans. That's probably why
AMartianPotato
Potatoes of the solar system, rise up and unite!
PreciousPotato
YEAH!
yepn0pe
some even use take pictures!
pumpkinpiemonster
Thousands have died bcs the Zar forgot to tell them to eat the root, not the frute. This is why potato is forever condemned.
kentk94
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
PotatoThunder
I categorically agree
Davld0811
I bet you're shaped like a potato.
MemeDissector
http://imgur.com/YAZH5ls
ukuleleleluku
I am indeed, strong Maris piper
StephNugs
But will alligators alligate?
PyroDragon
mastercb419
This is my new Best Friend
whiskeybidness
throwawaynoodle
I was told my body looked like a sack of potatoes...so I'm the real winner
st4tic4ge
I should change my username to potatoesgonnapotate
PotatoGunnaPotate
Do it!! Lol
st4tic4ge
Oh fuck dude