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WANT IT?
It's got LIQUOR.
BUY THIS
or steal it, you alcoholic.
CUT THIS WAY
or in challenge mode, perform laproscopic watermelon incisions.
SCOOP IT.
scoop scoop.
MIX AND POUR
not simultaneously.
SHARE IT
you greedy punk
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Stolen directly from Buzzfeed.
Posting to remember BECAUSE THE REST OF THE INTERNET WON'T LET ME FAVORITE LIKE IMGUR DOES (browser bookmarks are for losers)
Edit: Several commenters have mentioned, Buzzfeed likely took this directly from TipsyBartender, linked here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTUPoS8dPZg
Grehgous
Lol, college in the title, but showing Smirnoff. More like Burnetts and regrets in my college experience.
Collaborativelmgur
Gelatin? *hurk* Use pectin, you heathen.
PookieHOS
Liquor, hell I don't even like her
TheLivinLegend
Sorry in advance
AngryWilly
Living in Michigan, this would have been useful 3-5 months ago.
MayorLavonHayes
Pretty sure Buzzfeed stole it from the Tipsy Bartender.
createdbefore
Yes! Actually I think it was a Tipsy Bartender post - the vid link is posted in the comments section somewhere...
yodadude
Take hypodermic needle, draw up vodka, inject into orange segments while skin is still on. Take to work, peel and eat. Best damn orange ever
steelerchief
Simplified version: pour vodka in mouth. Don't be a pussy.
Turboencabulator
If you make the shots, girls will flock to your yard. Kind of like milkshakes and boys. Er, yeah.
knucklechildslinger
what is wrong with a vodka and coke? or am is that not cool anymore?
iWinna
Look up Tipsy bartender on YouTube he did the video for buzzfeed. On mobile and to lazy to provide sauce.
createdbefore
Got it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTUPoS8dPZg
datbackfliptho
Yay someone else who knows :)
OriginallyUSSRsub
Browser Bookmarks annoy me.
commentssortedbynew
You can just cut a hole in the watermelon, stick the end of the bottle of vodka in it, the melon will absorb it all - vodka melon.
Moocat
I made this, but with watermelon flavored rum. It was AWESOME. Super tasty.
lynx123456
Great product placement.
ruffcats
As a college student, that's too much work, i'd rather just take straight shots of vodka
Kliamovich
http://www.smirnoff.com/media/315690/smir_productsdetail_watermelon.png
Trustmeimaprofessional
Looks like someone's getting watermelon wasted this weekend
createdbefore
YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!
Procrasturbating
FUCK YEAH!
Trustmeimaprofessional
Oh, I wasn't talking about you....
fdshuyr
I really hope the scooped out bits got eaten. I don't want to have to kill again.
Omegacc
This looks like an absolute rip from the tipsybartender.
ledious
meh, it's just jello in a wat... HOLY FUCK IT IS A JELLO SHOT.
IJustWantToBeADragon
Favoriting so I can forget about it later.
mollypop94
Methinks this is the newest-trending comment.
QuadrilateralEnix
there's a tag for that
CluelessAmerican
Forgetting so i can favorite later.
thescarydude
Luckily, I'm an American, I never forget about food.
raisethejollyroger
spin it with a waffle on it
YuffieK
BYERE
I... don't remember that episode... Which was it from?
AlexanderTheGreat42
Um. Why not use watermelon vodka?
sh0wbiz
Because the magic is in the presentation, common sense really.
carolinaguuurl
Or watermelon jello.
AlexanderTheGreat42
Back in college I made watermelon jello shots with watermelon vodka. 10/10 best jello shots
carolinaguuurl
I can imagine... We have jello shots at our xmas party (elementary school teachers, lol); I think I'll try these this year.
largefarva99
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Electing intensifies.
TheSwedishMoose
Not any more.
BustedTuna
The only problem is that the alcohol and the gelatin separate as it cools before it solidifies. That's why jello shots are so small.
Megylovesdog
Small but potent drunk makers
Turboencabulator
I've got a pretty solid recipe for maximum partying. If you really want solid jello shots that will mess you up, PM me.
HailSatinGodOfFabric
You should not just mix it. You should use boiling water and cold booze...
BustedTuna
I know how to make jello shots. It all solidifies, but the alcohol spreads around first so you get uneven distribution in larger jello shots
Howfuckinghardisittofindanorginalusernameinthisbitch
I think that's what the Knox gelatin is for.. Adding extra firmness. Maybe. I'm guessing.
BustedTuna
It's not about firmness, the alcohol solidifies in larger ones but because it has space to move around the alcohol displacement is uneven.
Moocat
The gelatin makes it super firm and able to stand up in large slices.
WhatStinks
Would substituting agar for gelatine solve this?
duxkgh
No idea but it's a good vegetarian substitute for bovine gelatine.
szou
Coming from someone who often makes jello shots this isn't true.
BustedTuna
I'm not saying the alcohol is a liquid after cooling, just that it is not evenly spread throughout the jell-o so you get super alcohol spots
MagicallyBabelicious
I've also noticed this any time I make Jell-o shots
BustedTuna
Coming from someone who makes a ton of jello shots and has made two large jello bowls yes it is true.
aRepost
Instructions unclear. Got drunk and fucked a watermelon while eating Jell-o.
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
Buy it. Slice it. Scoop it. Mix it. Pour it. Chill it. Slice it. Share it.
cragath
Share? Haha no.
TacoRocket
Harder Better Faster Drunker
hesychasticextrovert
One. More. Time.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Barf it. Eat it......wait what?
PaganRaven
I was just thinking sounds like a daft punk song and the first reply is Technologic.
bachterman
upgrade it
Yoooooooooooooooo
wa.ter.mel.on. wa.ter.mel.on.
goddammitnappa
harder better faster stronger
stigmawizard
bibidybop
Good song Danial Son...
fukehemmings
I think you just came up with a new Daft Punk song.
itskDn
Kill your parents. ... Scoop it.
KingoftheWildDucks
Alcoholic.
QuadrilateralEnix
this needs to be top reply
KingoftheWildDucks
Haha thank you! i just got to the post too late I think.
Treyvonthian
Bop it.
AnonymousPerson
Posted the same comment. Saw it was already posted. Damn! *Delete* :(
DotSlashNatalie
Twist it.
davosonion
Kill your parents.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
...bop it
TheDudeanator
Bop it
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
Technologic.
createdbefore
Technologic.
DanielBjerke
Alcoholic
HamburgerMachineGun
Buahh buahhh BUAH buahh buahhh buah
SilverNightwing
I would have gone with "Bop it!" but yours was better
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
"Kill your parents."
dwimmerlaik
just pour the booze into the melon and let it soak in and then eat the melon
RockStarBrew
This is a much better option. Eating jello to get drunk is the absolute stupidest idea. There is very, very little alcohol in jello shots.
usernaimunavailable
That's how we did it. Everclear then put it in the freezer
elandriel
I did this, and it was like surprise watermelon shots. Some pieces had no alcohol, while others were 90% vodka
Moocat
But this lets you eat delicious alcohol-free watermelon and yummy booze jello!
shanabanana
I don't care how you do it, I hate Jello. Hate. So this would be the way I'd do it.
createdbefore
Also fun! Same liquor - different texture, flavor.
NotWithABangButAWhimper
Just drink the booze then drunkenly eat the watermelon.
Agorbs
partially hollow out a watermelon, fill it with a bunch of skinned fruits, fill with liquors, shake it, soak, enjoy. WARNING: don't eat 1/2
Agorbs
fucking ANYTHING after this. teacher of mine is ex-EMT, teenager ate this + bunch of Cedar Point food. long story short, he can't do hotdogs
psy890
Then do this with the empty melon!
MissMoneypenny
This guy knows what's up.
benephon
tried that.. half the melon was pure alcohol and the other half.. well I was pretty drunk from the first half so i'm not sure.
blmcdonald
How long did you let it soak? Usually should be left for 24 hours
TheClassyGentleman
do this with coconuts.
TrashyCat
jim lahey?
andyonetime
Been there done that dont remember
SweetAndSourBabyJesus
very very difficult to get perfect diffusion
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
Best way to sneak booze into events. That and ghetto margherittas, pour some tequila in your slurpy, no one will know!
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
We used syringes to inject oranges with vodka and brought them to my uncle in Prison.
royandmossladyproblems
Oh my god. Mostly funny cats is why I come to imgur, shit like this is just an amazing bonus!
sergeanttbag
U can just inject the Mellon with said booze with a meat injector
DrunkFromPancakes
Just drink the booze, eat the melon drunk.
IHatePuns
Probably what it would turn into for 90% of us.
CzcrqFJy5Q
Just eat the booze, drink the melon sober.
KingGambitB
I consider myself a simple man with simple pleasures. If a meal takes more time to make than it does to eat it, I ain't doing it.
pushypanda
In fact, forget the booze and the melon! Ahh, screw the whole thing.
SireSteven
+1 for futurama.
slack3rdav3
way easier
beckadoomsday
My neighbor injects booze into his melons with a syringe as they grow.
ProfessorDumbledoge
Does that effect the growth of the melons or anything? How well does it work?
joeystar
But..... but the Jell-O...
hoffbox
But that's less novel... Even if it is easier, more sensible, and does not involve horse fingernails.
theoriginaljfizz
Just drink from the bottle and..... What melon?
TheOscitator
Howtointernet1
Oh my.
ZinoviyaMcFly
WRGLEBRGRLGRGRLG
jeskaska
All the times I've seen this and I still wonder how it's possible
TotallyNotAnNSASpy
His mouth is a buzz saw.
blamethedogforthefart
Did that last night, not on a watermelon... if you catch my drift...
ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
as a woman, ouch!
Liloya
That will actually make the melon loose it's flavor dramatically. You will only taste the booze after a point. If you do that, try(1)
Liloya
Let it not soak for too long. That should keep some booze flavor but not render the fruit without flavor.
Karonicles
I tried this before. Results are not great.
dropeleven
i've tried this and it doesn't work! watermelon already has too much liquid so the bottle can't empty. help. i want to get drunk on fruit
Imghurrr
Yeah watermelon is like 99% water.. not going to work very well that way. Already fully saturated.
hencethequeef
Same thing happened when I tried it, but I was like 17 at the time, so I just figure I did something stupid.
goingtogoeatworms
You have to cut a hole in the watermelon & drain out the juice first (for several hours at least). Then add vodka.
zony718
it's 2014, we have watermelon flavored vodka.
mycrazylife5891
Still too many steps. Open bottle, pour in mouth.
BluHaze
Still too many steps. Swallow bottle whole.
hihellogoodbye
Best idea yet.
mjs34
RUM HAM!!!
TonyGarbanzo
It should have been you!
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
Your relevant username is relevant
Fredfinks
i just like finding specimens on the beach with waitress
Matt420itsmybirthdayimnotapothead
DUN HAM!
TempestChaserZ
Dot Com....
dwightkschrutebeetfarmer
I made rum ham one time. Terrible and amazing at the same time
roninswanson
So did i. Even pregnant women demanded a piece of my Ham. I basically went as fat Mac to a beach themed party.
Howkinkyareyou
how did you do it? i want to try it
dwightkschrutebeetfarmer
Just got a precooked ham (in college so I'm not that handy in the kitchen) and soaked it in cheap rum for 24 hours.
MantisTobagganMD
That's my idea.
Howtointernet1
Oh rum ham... How I miss you
blam92
Kyle? Is that you?
eloquince
you could say we're getting HAMMERED
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhi
Ok, random watermelon comment. My god, whatever you do, DO NOT freeze a watermelon. I will never make that mistake again!
southwer
explain.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhi
The rind becomes fleshy feeling mush and it's beyond gross. Not good.
aRestless
Erm... I've got a frozen water melon in my freezer... what's up with that?
TK421isAFK
Water expands when it freezes. The water in plant cells expands them, usually to the point of bursting. That's why slowly frozen plant- 1/2
TK421isAFK
based food tends to turn to mush - the cells have almost all burst open. Melons especially do this. 2/2
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhi
It feels feels like mushy flesh.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhi
Yes! So gross!
aRestless
To be exact, this isn't about the expansion, of the water, but about the cristallization. The cristals litteraly stab the cells. To death.
TK421isAFK
No. I'm a food manufacturing and packaging engineer. Water CRYSTALS form in hexagonal shapes, not thin needles. This is about pressure.
Icanseeyou
Upvote for science!