Feb 7, 2014 4:28 PM
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tipples
As a very patriotic American woman, where can I purchase tickets to be a spectator?
ChaosGodOfPleasureAndExcess
http://img.pandawhale.com/65402-dear-god-its-beautiful-mugatu-Zmxe.gif
LowerSiouxSav
The commercial Coca-Cola wanted to air...
Julidy1
'winter training' yeah. See, this is what the Russians are scared the Olympics will turn into!
girlsomewhere
10/10 wouldn't mind joining in on that fun!
Quaithen
same here
2muchbaconsaidno1ever
HughLaurie
Why can't North Korea just see this shit and accept how much more awesome it is to be like South Korea?
HermitessoftheEastCoast
This just looks like a completely good time.
JoeKickButt
Majestic as F&@#
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Those abs!
Whitney189r
They're having way too much fun. One time my unit had fun. Command found out and it never happened again.
cybes
You have made me snort loudly in an otherwise quiet room, and now everyone is looking at me. Well done.
immagonnatickleyourpicklesooooogooooood
That is seriously hot.
Of course I mean sexy, not warm.
BoxesofOtters
How long has Terry Crews been in the Marines?
housewife
Hmm. Looks like another great calendar idea! 9/10 would hang on wall.
curiouslyspecific
Dammit. Where's my... I just had it too. Fuck I could'a sworn...my straightness was... right... around here... somewhere.
cerseilannisterscheekbones
JazmClaess49
MY POOR OVARIES.
Mattiks
http://imgur.com/yBcZYZf
thehonkypatrol
One of my favorite upvote gifs
Goodwolf
Those ROK soldiers are hard as a... well, rock.
wetmore
Marines. not hating. but it's hard to become one so i gotta say it
Well, I was referring to the Repulic Of Korea soldiers, but if they are Marines I apologize.
it's cool, i have to correct people all the time because of the microchip they planted in my head in boot camp
PapaBearLovesDaniBoo
And then the pants came off and the rest became NSFW
turdferguson74
Everyone's gay once in a while!
hidingthings
We can only dream....
HaHaMe
Part of me really wants to see that, the rest of me knows I'd be disappointed if it's as cold as it looks
griffinzoth
This is the biggest gayest coldest thing I've ever seen.
tarataqa
iknorite? https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4966851584/hBD126272/
LunacyTheory
The stories of pseudo-homosexuality I could tell of my time in the Marine Corps...
Granolaclusters
Go on...
RollingInLaundry
It seems nudity makes you stronger on this planet
w0od
Clothing is for pussies.
kingsnipah
Ha ha, dangly parts.
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/249/4/8/dragonball_z_abridged__the_manga___page_055_by_penniavaswen-d5dugwr.png
Omg omg omg. I'm on the front page... D:
TheThingBabiesSuckOn
ive been in osan a year and they never tell us about the fun stuff :c
That's lame haha. Air Force?
unfortunately
SoaringMuse
Ahem... :D ***
[deleted]
RidingWithMyDarkPassenger
burrrrrrrrn!
istherelifeonmars
thank you
Lol I only posted the photos my friend sent me. Sorry, didn't know it was posted before.
NotAmused1001
Not a problem. I just remembered drooling over it last year.
FacelessGod
... did you seriously think this had no chance of making it? I upvoted the shit out of this.
Haha yeah I didn't think it'd make it. I just wanted to show Imgur that Marines have fun too.
Meooow
I want to be in the middle of that.
nikkibobby
I wanna be all up in that! mmmhmm
therealscarletwitchnoidontknowwhatmypowersareeither
How is the snow not melting
Dibs, so, so much dibs in these pictures.
fandomreference
Me, too. With lube. Lotsa lube.
CloseEnoughCanuck
You and me both, babe.
cristinemaria
I enjoy the way your username gives a little something extra to your comment :D
CosmoGatto
My thoughts precisely! Why do they never invite civilian spectators to these events...
graythirteen
Seconded. So, sooo seconded.
spaghettibug
on top, under, behind in front. Yeeeeee-up
whydoieventry
awww shit. my ovaries just exploded.
graehall
As a guy, I spontaneously grew ovaries just for them to explode. Please to be allowing me to enjoy the manly shirtless snowball fight? :)
As a dude, ME TOO!
CavalierNique
It's ok, it's ok... *Buries you in the snow waist deep* Now you can bleed to death happily.. shhhhhhhh Just watch the Men frolic.
CynicalPickle
Snowdemoman
Why do time lords get all these perks? And where can I get them?
royandmossladyproblems
Mine didn't. Mine shut up shop and said hey you know what girl, no babies this month, go have some fun.
Batonrougeisnotsobad
Yessss.
torsionspace
or did you just drown your panties?
mvp84
Im about to
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
geohiddles
Oh my word, i laughed too hard!
ImGettingPaidForThis
Go oooooooon......
friendswithfire
ICantThinkOfAnAwesomeUserNameAtAll
I like this!
bythepowerofporridge
Good gravy can we please designate this as a sporting event to be held at the next Winter Olympics CAN WE JUST PLEASE
RType100
-sploosh
TheOtherWeirdo
Not that I would. I'm just saying.
tisaconundrum
Is no one going to say anything about how the link has the word "Sxy" in it?
robnacho
As a Marine, Sup.
anentirefootballteam
Your a marine? Me too! What Company are you?
KatWoman
How you doin ;)
Ma'am.
You're going to make me blush lol
wtsall
soooo... you got a bo-fren?
EscapedLewdist
annnnd favorited
saltandburn
mistyah
Seriously.
sockbunny200
Kpop alert holy shit super junior hnnnnnnnnnng.
ashmenon
That smile. That boner-inducing smile.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Hahahaha that first gif +1
emirii614
Siwon is hot. Period.
shakespeareanwheelies
Wait hold on wha? WHO is this?!
Dear mother of god....Favoriting for science....
Erotes
As a gay man... damn... I'm just gonna... http://imgur.com/0ppTB
what the fox?
Oh for fuck's sake! The furry chested one in the desert camo!!! http://imgur.com/8Yu5wf9. MRRRRRRROW!
Why couldn't it be a pant less exercise!
geneparmesan07
God help North Korea if a snowball fight breaks out.
Rhase
New Yorker here, I still want to challenge Canada to a snowball fight on the border.
FlightoftheBumbleBear
you wouldn't dare!
rugnugs96
Canada would need to be brought in to end the fighting
Banalinguist
Does this mean war?
articsunrise
god help me if its televised
Malz42
Best Korea would dominate.
tomyironmane
A ROK Marine would do Gangam Style on Kim-Jong Un's FACE.
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
thanks for the laugh
SAIKOsean
God help North Korea if any kind of fight breaks out.
They're clowning around NOW, but I've seen the ROKMC shoot. It makes the DPRK's propaganda funny, knowing what those poor commies face.
IDONTLIKEDICKS
I thought the black guy was holding a knife in his right hand because of the crease in his pants. I thought shit got real for a second
AgamemnonsMemes
It looked like he was holding someones elses torn off hands because of those gloves.
CaptainButtbeard
Sure, just because he's black he has to be wielding a knife.
satanismybitch
I would have also accepted Puerto Rican or Hispanic.
1muricaplz
I work with a 50yr old Aussie who walks around with a foot long bowie knife on his hip. He sets up moments where he can say, "THATS a knife"
mexicanmeese
They don't need knives when their nipples can cut glass.
ImgurPlz
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCHINOS!!!
plainoldfool
Jitterbug
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
North Korea have MANY snow fight champions. Dear Leader wins 43435 snowball fights per year. Everyone proud and rejoice greatly!
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
"We winneeeeing Great Leader!" "Ohhh horrrrrrrrrrry shit, IT DA CANADIANS! FARR BAAAAAACK!"
azazyel
I love how the NK media said the first and only time Kim Jong-il golfed he scored 11 holes-in-one over 18 holes
That was what inspired me on this.
stutteringbob
I almost wish it to be true. Can you imaging him just killing Tiger Woods?
N0083rP00F
With a silkworm missile ?
would he use a firing squad, hungry dogs (like his uncle), hanging, or good old fashioned torture him to death?
He hit 9 people with only 3 snowballs!
FlabberghastedSonOfSatan
He hit 9 snowballs with only 3 people.
He hit 3 balls with 9 snow people.
He has 3 balls and 9 people to cup them
smaztastic
They look like they are having a wonderful time. :]
jsktrogdor
Go through the photos again, but listen to this in the background while you do it: http://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A
WolfgangDeLinks
All I hear in my head is "Playing With The Boys" by Kenny Loggins
Simply having a wonderful snowball fight
FabulouslyTiti
I'd have a wonderful time if I was there. So many well trained half-naked men, whoo! ♥
Radey
Hoo-rah ;D
flipperbaby
I'm a Marine veteran and I hope that you trust me when I say this: in any picture you see of Marines, they're never truly happy. The BGD...
shadowex3
the black gangster discipline?
carcusgod
They look like they are have a fabulous time.
Chevellefreak90
my ladyboner is almost hitting the table leg.
magnacookies
my awkward boner is somewhere to the left
My gentlemanboner has broken the table leg.
you mean it has become the table leg ;) ;) ;) ;)
MetalJesus
My manboner IS hitting the table leg.
well im glad for your sake your boner is larger than mine
Though from the sound of things, yours is pretty impressive.
With pictures like that who wouldn't get a stiffy!?
*wipes away tear* Bringing all our boners together.
Dirtybandit
That wasn't a tear :)
LearningOnImgur
Except for the guy in the first picture on the bottom who is literally balls deep in 2 different sets of balls.
funkmaster40
Maybe he is gay and this is the highlight of his day.
eddiewardo
Like they said, a wonderful time ;)
Haha holy shit I didn't notice that.
AHornyRhino
He could be having the best time out of all of them.
This looks like a Schmidt Gay commercial.
Treebearded
Putin wannabes
HilariousArchaicReference
By leaps and bounds this should be top comment.
vaisanen
omg i nearly pissed myself
urseppos
Just don't look or tell, shhhhhh !
nyintx
Shit dude, you made me shoot my Schmidt gay out my nose. Too goddam funny
voltron7812
i think i'm gunna like house sitting.
Um..yeah!
NorseGod222
My thoughts exactly. What is it they are "Training" for?
Topless chicken fights?
This was just the first half. After dropping body temperature shit got real. Didn't have the photos to post them though. :(
For those who don't get the Schmitt's Gay reference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSMF-4b6wr4
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Pretty sure, there is a new "booty, had me like woah!" picture in there.
eggmuffin
That was life-changing. Thank you.
TheFlyingHellfish
The version that originally aired on SNL had Van Halen's "Beautiful Girls". It was switched with that generic track for reruns.
largefarva99
I liked this version better
Because if you've got a big thirst AND you're gay, reach for a cold tall bottle of Schmidt's Gay.
I had to post the link because I think a lot people didn't get the reference. cheers
One of the best SNL skits to this day.
Lumberjackfirefighter
as a gay dude, i cannot complain about this type of commercials :)
Just wondering did you get the SNL reference because if you didn't I have something to show you.
i didn't get it, so now i really want to see what you wanna show me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSMF-4b6wr4
ahaha, SNL never dissapoints :) thanks for the link.
OldDirtyChineseRestaurant
I got that reference and it's spot on!
tipples
As a very patriotic American woman, where can I purchase tickets to be a spectator?
ChaosGodOfPleasureAndExcess
http://img.pandawhale.com/65402-dear-god-its-beautiful-mugatu-Zmxe.gif
LowerSiouxSav
The commercial Coca-Cola wanted to air...
Julidy1
'winter training' yeah. See, this is what the Russians are scared the Olympics will turn into!
girlsomewhere
10/10 wouldn't mind joining in on that fun!
Quaithen
same here
2muchbaconsaidno1ever
HughLaurie
Why can't North Korea just see this shit and accept how much more awesome it is to be like South Korea?
HermitessoftheEastCoast
This just looks like a completely good time.
JoeKickButt
Majestic as F&@#
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Those abs!
Whitney189r
They're having way too much fun. One time my unit had fun. Command found out and it never happened again.
cybes
You have made me snort loudly in an otherwise quiet room, and now everyone is looking at me. Well done.
immagonnatickleyourpicklesooooogooooood
That is seriously hot.
immagonnatickleyourpicklesooooogooooood
Of course I mean sexy, not warm.
BoxesofOtters
How long has Terry Crews been in the Marines?
housewife
Hmm. Looks like another great calendar idea! 9/10 would hang on wall.
curiouslyspecific
Dammit. Where's my... I just had it too. Fuck I could'a sworn...my straightness was... right... around here... somewhere.
cerseilannisterscheekbones
JazmClaess49
MY POOR OVARIES.
Mattiks
http://imgur.com/yBcZYZf
thehonkypatrol
One of my favorite upvote gifs
Goodwolf
Those ROK soldiers are hard as a... well, rock.
wetmore
Marines. not hating. but it's hard to become one so i gotta say it
Goodwolf
Well, I was referring to the Repulic Of Korea soldiers, but if they are Marines I apologize.
wetmore
it's cool, i have to correct people all the time because of the microchip they planted in my head in boot camp
PapaBearLovesDaniBoo
And then the pants came off and the rest became NSFW
turdferguson74
Everyone's gay once in a while!
hidingthings
We can only dream....
HaHaMe
Part of me really wants to see that, the rest of me knows I'd be disappointed if it's as cold as it looks
griffinzoth
This is the biggest gayest coldest thing I've ever seen.
tarataqa
iknorite? https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4966851584/hBD126272/
LunacyTheory
The stories of pseudo-homosexuality I could tell of my time in the Marine Corps...
Granolaclusters
Go on...
RollingInLaundry
It seems nudity makes you stronger on this planet
w0od
Clothing is for pussies.
kingsnipah
Ha ha, dangly parts.
ChaosGodOfPleasureAndExcess
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/249/4/8/dragonball_z_abridged__the_manga___page_055_by_penniavaswen-d5dugwr.png
ViagraFalls
Omg omg omg. I'm on the front page... D:
TheThingBabiesSuckOn
ive been in osan a year and they never tell us about the fun stuff :c
ViagraFalls
That's lame haha. Air Force?
TheThingBabiesSuckOn
unfortunately
SoaringMuse
Ahem... :D ***
[deleted]
[deleted]
RidingWithMyDarkPassenger
burrrrrrrrn!
istherelifeonmars
thank you
ViagraFalls
Lol I only posted the photos my friend sent me. Sorry, didn't know it was posted before.
NotAmused1001
Not a problem. I just remembered drooling over it last year.
FacelessGod
... did you seriously think this had no chance of making it? I upvoted the shit out of this.
ViagraFalls
Haha yeah I didn't think it'd make it. I just wanted to show Imgur that Marines have fun too.
Meooow
I want to be in the middle of that.
nikkibobby
I wanna be all up in that! mmmhmm
therealscarletwitchnoidontknowwhatmypowersareeither
How is the snow not melting
HaHaMe
Dibs, so, so much dibs in these pictures.
fandomreference
Me, too. With lube. Lotsa lube.
CloseEnoughCanuck
You and me both, babe.
cristinemaria
I enjoy the way your username gives a little something extra to your comment :D
CosmoGatto
My thoughts precisely! Why do they never invite civilian spectators to these events...
graythirteen
Seconded. So, sooo seconded.
spaghettibug
on top, under, behind in front. Yeeeeee-up
whydoieventry
awww shit. my ovaries just exploded.
graehall
As a guy, I spontaneously grew ovaries just for them to explode. Please to be allowing me to enjoy the manly shirtless snowball fight? :)
tarataqa
As a dude, ME TOO!
CavalierNique
It's ok, it's ok... *Buries you in the snow waist deep* Now you can bleed to death happily.. shhhhhhhh Just watch the Men frolic.
CynicalPickle
Snowdemoman
Why do time lords get all these perks? And where can I get them?
royandmossladyproblems
Mine didn't. Mine shut up shop and said hey you know what girl, no babies this month, go have some fun.
Batonrougeisnotsobad
Yessss.
torsionspace
or did you just drown your panties?
mvp84
Im about to
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
geohiddles
Oh my word, i laughed too hard!
ImGettingPaidForThis
Go oooooooon......
friendswithfire
ICantThinkOfAnAwesomeUserNameAtAll
I like this!
bythepowerofporridge
Good gravy can we please designate this as a sporting event to be held at the next Winter Olympics CAN WE JUST PLEASE
RType100
-sploosh
TheOtherWeirdo
Not that I would. I'm just saying.
tisaconundrum
Is no one going to say anything about how the link has the word "Sxy" in it?
robnacho
As a Marine, Sup.
anentirefootballteam
Your a marine? Me too! What Company are you?
KatWoman
How you doin ;)
robnacho
Ma'am.
KatWoman
You're going to make me blush lol
wtsall
soooo... you got a bo-fren?
EscapedLewdist
annnnd favorited
saltandburn
mistyah
Seriously.![]()
sockbunny200
Kpop alert holy shit super junior hnnnnnnnnnng.
ashmenon
That smile. That boner-inducing smile.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Hahahaha that first gif +1
emirii614
Siwon is hot. Period.
mistyah
shakespeareanwheelies
Wait hold on wha? WHO is this?!
emirii614
Dear mother of god....Favoriting for science....
Erotes
As a gay man... damn... I'm just gonna... http://imgur.com/0ppTB
tarataqa
what the fox?
[deleted]
[deleted]
Erotes
Oh for fuck's sake! The furry chested one in the desert camo!!! http://imgur.com/8Yu5wf9. MRRRRRRROW!
NotAmused1001
Why couldn't it be a pant less exercise!
geneparmesan07
God help North Korea if a snowball fight breaks out.
Rhase
New Yorker here, I still want to challenge Canada to a snowball fight on the border.
FlightoftheBumbleBear
you wouldn't dare!
rugnugs96
Canada would need to be brought in to end the fighting
Banalinguist
Does this mean war?
articsunrise
god help me if its televised
Malz42
Best Korea would dominate.
tomyironmane
A ROK Marine would do Gangam Style on Kim-Jong Un's FACE.
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
thanks for the laugh
SAIKOsean
God help North Korea if any kind of fight breaks out.
tomyironmane
They're clowning around NOW, but I've seen the ROKMC shoot. It makes the DPRK's propaganda funny, knowing what those poor commies face.
IDONTLIKEDICKS
I thought the black guy was holding a knife in his right hand because of the crease in his pants. I thought shit got real for a second
AgamemnonsMemes
It looked like he was holding someones elses torn off hands because of those gloves.
CaptainButtbeard
Sure, just because he's black he has to be wielding a knife.
satanismybitch
I would have also accepted Puerto Rican or Hispanic.
1muricaplz
I work with a 50yr old Aussie who walks around with a foot long bowie knife on his hip. He sets up moments where he can say, "THATS a knife"
mexicanmeese
They don't need knives when their nipples can cut glass.
ImgurPlz
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCHINOS!!!
plainoldfool
Jitterbug
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
North Korea have MANY snow fight champions. Dear Leader wins 43435 snowball fights per year. Everyone proud and rejoice greatly!
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
"We winneeeeing Great Leader!" "Ohhh horrrrrrrrrrry shit, IT DA CANADIANS! FARR BAAAAAACK!"
azazyel
I love how the NK media said the first and only time Kim Jong-il golfed he scored 11 holes-in-one over 18 holes
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
That was what inspired me on this.
stutteringbob
I almost wish it to be true. Can you imaging him just killing Tiger Woods?
N0083rP00F
With a silkworm missile ?
tomyironmane
would he use a firing squad, hungry dogs (like his uncle), hanging, or good old fashioned torture him to death?
azazyel
He hit 9 people with only 3 snowballs!
FlabberghastedSonOfSatan
He hit 9 snowballs with only 3 people.
satanismybitch
He hit 3 balls with 9 snow people.
stutteringbob
He has 3 balls and 9 people to cup them
smaztastic
They look like they are having a wonderful time. :]
jsktrogdor
Go through the photos again, but listen to this in the background while you do it: http://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A
WolfgangDeLinks
All I hear in my head is "Playing With The Boys" by Kenny Loggins
SoaringMuse
Simply having a wonderful snowball fight
FabulouslyTiti
I'd have a wonderful time if I was there. So many well trained half-naked men, whoo! ♥
Radey
Hoo-rah ;D
flipperbaby
I'm a Marine veteran and I hope that you trust me when I say this: in any picture you see of Marines, they're never truly happy. The BGD...
shadowex3
the black gangster discipline?
carcusgod
They look like they are have a fabulous time.
Chevellefreak90
my ladyboner is almost hitting the table leg.
magnacookies
my awkward boner is somewhere to the left
tarataqa
My gentlemanboner has broken the table leg.
Chevellefreak90
you mean it has become the table leg ;) ;) ;) ;)
MetalJesus
My manboner IS hitting the table leg.
Chevellefreak90
well im glad for your sake your boner is larger than mine
MetalJesus
Though from the sound of things, yours is pretty impressive.
Chevellefreak90
With pictures like that who wouldn't get a stiffy!?
tipples
*wipes away tear* Bringing all our boners together.
Dirtybandit
That wasn't a tear :)
LearningOnImgur
Except for the guy in the first picture on the bottom who is literally balls deep in 2 different sets of balls.
funkmaster40
Maybe he is gay and this is the highlight of his day.
eddiewardo
Like they said, a wonderful time ;)
ViagraFalls
Haha holy shit I didn't notice that.
AHornyRhino
He could be having the best time out of all of them.
azazyel
This looks like a Schmidt Gay commercial.
Treebearded
Putin wannabes
HilariousArchaicReference
By leaps and bounds this should be top comment.
vaisanen
omg i nearly pissed myself
urseppos
Just don't look or tell, shhhhhh !
nyintx
Shit dude, you made me shoot my Schmidt gay out my nose. Too goddam funny
voltron7812
i think i'm gunna like house sitting.
azazyel
Um..yeah!
NorseGod222
My thoughts exactly. What is it they are "Training" for?
azazyel
Topless chicken fights?
ViagraFalls
This was just the first half. After dropping body temperature shit got real. Didn't have the photos to post them though. :(
azazyel
For those who don't get the Schmitt's Gay reference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSMF-4b6wr4
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Pretty sure, there is a new "booty, had me like woah!" picture in there.
eggmuffin
That was life-changing. Thank you.
TheFlyingHellfish
The version that originally aired on SNL had Van Halen's "Beautiful Girls". It was switched with that generic track for reruns.
largefarva99
I liked this version better
largefarva99
Because if you've got a big thirst AND you're gay, reach for a cold tall bottle of Schmidt's Gay.
azazyel
I had to post the link because I think a lot people didn't get the reference. cheers
largefarva99
One of the best SNL skits to this day.
Lumberjackfirefighter
as a gay dude, i cannot complain about this type of commercials :)
azazyel
Just wondering did you get the SNL reference because if you didn't I have something to show you.
Lumberjackfirefighter
i didn't get it, so now i really want to see what you wanna show me.
azazyel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSMF-4b6wr4
Lumberjackfirefighter
ahaha, SNL never dissapoints :) thanks for the link.
OldDirtyChineseRestaurant
I got that reference and it's spot on!