Jurassic Parting

Jul 30, 2015 6:42 PM

JustinYngelmo

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#4 Awwwww the Dilophosaurus had a baby!

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#2 he needs new boots. Idk why its bothering me, but there it is

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes goldbloom. Keep unbuttoning your shirt.

11 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 2

Man, that girl has really nice legs. And that other girl has a really nice beard.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can't tell me that's not Laura Dern

11 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 2

holy crow - your Ellie Satler is as close to perfect as one could get

11 years ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 1

I cannot for the life of me say "holy crow" out loud without doing an Asian accent....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everyone else just called her "the chick." Well done.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Her legs

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well you skimped on the real dinosaurs

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey! Thats Anthony and Ashley Burch! OP is this really your group?

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Yes, OP went to high school with Anthony and Ashly. Source? I went to the same high school :)

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

JEAAALLLLOUUUUUSSSSSS!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And just the same as Jurassic Park, I would bang Dr. Ellie Sattler.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

No black friend huh

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clever girls.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Laura Dern did for camping shorts what George Clooney did for heart throbbing.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That spitter was the theme to 95% of my nightmares in childhood

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

(it's called a dilophosaurus)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The swallower was the theme to 95% of my childhood wet dreams

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I feel bad you don't have a black friend to say hold onto your butts

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 4

Yea where is Samuel Jackson? That guy's in everything.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I recently rewatched Jurassic Park and my GF asked why he didn't return for Jurassic World. Fast forward a few minutes..."oh that's why"

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How do you throw the perfect Jurassic Park Themed Party? @JustinYngelmo:

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

WITH 'LOOK LIKE REAL' Dinos!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Get a bunch of money. Step 2: get friends

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Legs.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

ikr

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I didn't know I needed this in my life until now.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ashly Birch in a beard priceless

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I thought that looked like her, thanks for confirming.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought I was seeing things, I knew that was the birch siblings

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

holy SHIT. all i saw was anthony and I was like "that cant be anthony, no way, he wouldnt be there without ashly". then i saw your comment.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

omg it took me so long to see Anthony, but I saw Ashly like instantly

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anthony in general *swoon*.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Anthony would be aight if he wasn't a massive massive SJW.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was just going by looks and the goofiness of HAWP.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude singlehandedly mauled a lot of the writing of Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm terrible at shooters, so I've never played Borderlands.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't remember anyone's pants being this tight in the movie

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Thank you Imgur, now I want a new group of friends to replicate this!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thank you, Imgur, now I want a group of friends! :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that Ash and Anthony from HAWP

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

It is! Im sure! OP a liar or does he know them?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Justin Yngelmo is credited at the end of every episode, so I'd guess yes, he does know them.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yeah, i thought the same thing

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dam for a sec I thought I was only one who saw it ;)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

props to the jeff goldblum for dedication.

11 years ago | Likes 819 Dislikes 2

That chest hair is on point.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pretty cool that they got him to come to the party

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Chef goldblum

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dodgson, Dodgson, we've got Dodgson here! Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You gonzo, that's great!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't get cheap on me Dodgson.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really like the Jeff Goldblum stand-in

11 years ago | Likes 2362 Dislikes 0

MUST. GO. FASTER!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That guy nailed it, though I wish there were more close-ups of John Hammond too.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

MUST. GO. FASTER!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

His face looks a bit like Morpheus

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks kind of like Marco from the 4400 http://www.solitaryphoenix.com/4400_Tom_Marco_Diana.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I enjoy his commitment to the pose, but hes no Jeff

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like John Ralpio.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

that's what I saw

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More like lying-down-in amirite

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No you are half left

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sick father reference, bro

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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They spared no expense.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@jeffgoldblumsayingwellthereitis

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Chef goldblum

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You mean 'lie-in'

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he is so hot right now, super cereal.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's, uh... chaos theory.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure if they had asked Jeff Goldbum, he would have shown up.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he plays Jeff Goldblum better than Jeff Goldblum.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, there it is

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

@JeffGoldblumSayingWellThereItIs

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs more chest hair

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanted to see more Dodgson. DODGSON. I see DODGSON over there.

11 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Commenting to save also reference game on point! ;-)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody cares.

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Nice hat..

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reference game on point. Also nice username.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Who was going away? Why would anyone want to leave this?

11 years ago | Likes 522 Dislikes 2

Nobody. It's all an excuse to throw a Jurassic Park Party. ..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this would make me stay.

11 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

Where can I get friends like this?!?

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Where can I get friends?!?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Therein lies the quandary, if they weren't going away this would have never happened.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are the district tribute to the capitol.

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

May the odds be ever in their favor

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

When they said that district 10 was livestock, I had something different in mind.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I sure would love to try a juicy T-Rex steak. Or Stegosaurus chops. Brontoburgers?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like, you thought they were cannibalilzing them? Or you've seen way too much fucked-up porn?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... it was just a dinosaur joke...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The going away party was for Dr. Grant (an old schoolmate of mine!). Fun fact: He voiced Marty McFly in the Back to the Future video game!

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

In the 3D game? This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f_8VOFivXM In every video everyone is commenting how he sounds just like MJ Fox

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit! Tell him he was awesome! For me! I friggin loved those games and was really impressed with his voice acting

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Spared no expense" I don't see any Dinosaurs

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What? No clever girl gif? You have all disappointed me on this day...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they learned from those documentaries about this place. They know better than to let them loose. Have you seen what happens?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steven Spielberg hunted them all :(

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Still can't believe he killed that triple rhino in cold blood

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I do

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My exact words.

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I never realized I had a dino fetish until I saw that pic.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you missed the dilophosaurus....

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

okay, spared some expenses...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are actually a couple dinos in there.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The chick totally looks like her.

11 years ago | Likes 3265 Dislikes 5

And is pretty! Just saying.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm not convinced it isn't her

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

+1 for awesome friends! Everyone needs a kickass group of friends like this

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's a..... clever girl...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ellie, I mean.

11 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

I thought you meant lex

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nice save

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You mean Lex or the Dilophosaurus

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#5 ? That's a he, but you know what? I agree.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can confirm

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 I know right looks just like her

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got the shorts and everything

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RUNNN!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone know where i can find those boots?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're talking about the hottie in the purple hat, right?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just commenting because your username is awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

que jello scene

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ill link you a picture of my mom about 5 years before Jurrasic park came out. Let me find it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dinosaur?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone saw her in safari shorts and made the observation she looked like Dr. Ellie Satler, and it snowballed from there.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I actually thought the blonde hair and smile were pretty spot on.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That too but I went for maximum crudeness.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Laura Dern's mouth was the hardest-working prop in that movie.

11 years ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 5

Hahaaaaa

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It was awesome to see her on Drunk History, they really got some talent for that show.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ermahgerd Lera dern

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Leradern plz

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

I mean -not to brag, but I've seen her boobs

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Where

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In Wild at Heart...search at xHamster

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw another movie where the girls mouth was the hardest working prop. Very different film

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Jurassic Poon

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"Your-ass-is-dark"?

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Jurassic Prick

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JurASSic Park

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Jurassic Pork

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