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Jul 15, 2018 4:58 AM
bluiscool
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MarkOfTheCovenant
I drive a 1995 Toyota Avalon. He's a beaut. (He because his name is Mickey, for obvious reasons)
Zoboomafoos
My parents still have their '99 Avalon (also white). Its survived so much with 2 kids. Still runs like a dream, but it parks like a boat.
99fuzzbuckets
I have this car in tan.. it’s a 2001 and literally everything they said is true. I don’t even know when the last oil change was
ILiekToCookAndBake
But will it try to kill me?
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Sorry, no.
mytempusername
Did he end up selling it? $1800 is a steal for this car
MrAwful
Whoever wrote this, male or female, I'd suck their dick.
FNtraffic
Seen it before somewhere on the internet but still gets me giggling awkwardly, like between belly laugh and snort. Have an upvote ya bastard
niauropsaka
I know, right?
aderek79350
Sounds like the perfect nondescript car for anyone's upcoming crime spree.
gaberham
mattsall
Is the price a joke too? This would be like $400 where I live
HairytheSheep
Its about right, you wont get it much less anywhere. Doesnt list the mileage, but it obviously runs and the body looks to be in good shape
skookysnax
Less than 100,000 miles.
AwkwardWatermelon
Toyota should see this
byebyeforrightthisverymoment
I tried to look at the other pics of the car. Hahahahaha
SchoolofAthens
"It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would" lol
TantPis
BabySharkEtc
BipolarsaurusRx
My Volkswagen judges me.
solmazer
Try giving it premium. Germans love premium
CrustyMuffin
These ads were funny about 5 years ago the first time I read one. Not anymore.
Stupidphonecrashednowihadtocreateanaccount
Sensible
Ididthisforthelol
Chuckle
itisaye
Hammaneggs
Can confirm with 4Runners. I have an 08 which still seems new, there are tons of Y2K-ish ones around here which only age in styling. Toyota!
WhipperSnapper93
I drive an 08 4Runner too! I'm pretty congident she's going to outlive me
WhipperSnapper93
*confident
CraftyyWitch
Toyota’s last soooo long
StealthyNinja7
How long do they last?
Backieotamy
Can you post this guy's contact information I'm going to make them my friend
moochainz
HailNimrod
New favorite ad!
LightningFlashPoem
Galaxy quest
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
for once an ad on imgur someone liked
possumattack
Ripoff of the Carolla ad!
YeahWhateverStuffThangs
Yup. They deleted a couple lines and replaced the year make and model.
Dontblink5150
"this cars exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey"
UpDownAndAround
Gray Maine
thegirlwiththepotatotattoo
DeZaim
Problem is I've always assumed either spelling was the colour, just depended on where you were from. As an Aussie I got no idea.
helicotrema
This is BS. Whoever listed this car stole the exact wording and changed it from a 99’ Avalon to a 99' Civic. Same down to the last detail
BobHubert
This is BS. Whoever listed this car stole the exact wording and changed it from a 99’ corolla to a 99’ Avalon. Same down to the last detail
BobHubert
The seller stole the exact ad and wording from a 99’ Corolla and changed the model a couple of times. Exact same as the old post
TheZacAttack
imzurchian
Interesting fact lol
BobHubert
This is BS. Whoever listed this car stole the exact wording and changed it from a 99’ corolla to a 99’ Avalon. Same down to the last detail
Holinyx05
"oil is listed as optional"
HiratioVelvetine
IanWolff
That gif should not be allowed without the lazerbeam version posted right after..
IMINCONSTANTFEAROFBECOMINGNONEXISTENTAFTERDEATH
Then why didnt you do it?
IanWolff
I dont't have it saved in any form! I know, I should be ashamed and commit honorable sudoku.
getmo
I had a 1988 Mercedes turbo diesel that took 4 liters of oil but seemed to do fine with just 0.5
legalisegaymarijuana
God that guy has the weirdest face
OutInLeftField2
And worst haircut ever
ArgonSpark
But the haircut definitely matches the face.
SamIsWhite
I drive this car and i must say, it's breathtakingly very ok
Rauxon
It's whelming
Waitihavesomething4this
I blew an engine rod in my Toyota Camry and all anyone I knew kept saying was “how do you fuck up the engine on a Toyota? How.”
bbirbb
Was probably a 1mzfe and you never changed/used shit oil. They are known to sludge badly and then kaboom.
Waitihavesomething4this
I always dated mechanics so they always handled that. I have no clue
pookieeatworld
Were you going 130 mph in it? Cuz that's all I can think of...
Waitihavesomething4this
More ironically I did LITERALLY blow up a car going almost 130mph but no, I just didn’t get the oil changed. Like......ever. Apparently.
pookieeatworld
Yeah I'm gonna go get my oil changed now...
YourenotCheddar
I had a ‘90 Tercel back in 2013. The head gasket blew while I was driving it. Still got three more miles out of it. They’re built to endure.
z3lfmoord
3 whole miles??? Woooooowwwwwww
bbirbb
Every engine will run a long time with a blown head gasket, some almost indefinitely.
DarthFluffyBottom
as in awesomely adequate? Amazingly sufficient?
srindio
Increíblemente regular
tobesmcgobes
Wonderfully mediocre?
karmamitch
Magnificently mundane
JackBeak
Extremely alright?
BrazilianThunderPanda
This is the car you buy your teenager.
DelusionsOfMediocrity
to ensure he never gets laid.
ladyrosepetal
That’s nice. I couldn’t imagine my parents buying me a car.
GodFuckingDamnitVanEyck
I drive a 1980s Plymouth Reliant, I can't imagine anyone buying me a car.
mulligylan
im 25. i just bought a 02 accent. my school mates had 10' accents when i graduated
BrazilianThunderPanda
My mom did because she needed me to do shit. Me having a car made me automatic chauffeur for my little brother. Well worth the price to her.
JamieSmyth
When I turned 17 my stressed the importance of learning how to drive. "It's the best thing you'll ever learn. I need you to learn to drive."
JamieSmyth
She didn't tell me that she was in no way, shape or form....going to help me do this. I'm not a spoiled brat, I wasn't expecting her to buy
JamieSmyth
me car or even pay for my lessons. I woukd have liked her to talk me through exactly what I need and have to do to learn to drive though.
JamieSmyth
*mum
ZoooBug
"Its a tpyota, its fine" my Toyota caught fire, sooo
somenerandom
My Yaris was my first car and has seen amazing amounts of shit. Still fine with minimal maintenance. I can never bring myself to sell it.
TheMightyCock
AND it's still running smoothly right?
perey
*Typoyota
ZoooBug
Lmao. Oops
Euin
That car would die within 2-3 years in a swedish winter
TheFabulousFuehrer
Depending on how far north in Sweden, I'd say that's true for everything save Unimogs and Ladas.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
I doubt it. These things have survived decades of the salty hell that is the Upper Midwest (our winter is only 3 months shorter than yours)
Euin
Dunno we have few if any Toyotas that are older than say 10 years here. Volvos on the other hand live forever
wobblecopterr
My grandma has a 93 camry... that old piece of shit is healthier than I am...
omgwtfhuh
I had a 97 Camry. If a local shop hadn't killed it a couple years ago then I'd still be driving it.
dekket
It's probably not doing meth tho, right?
TheArchbaldPothole
Don't talk about your gram like that.
SupaCabra
tell me, is the rear bumper dented? it is isn't it?
tw0B
I have '91. camry, still works like new
kisselFL
I have a 93 Honda Helix scooter with 64k miles. Won't die.
arvar
Your grandma must be very fit.
Antrazit
I'm born in 93, that's not that old! Right...?
tanebou
In my family we have 2 softball teams. Kids and Over the Hill. Over the hill is anyone over 25.
wobblecopterr
Whebs the last time you had your oil changed?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Are grandmas riding you too?