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Anon at it again.
/b/ joins a wow guild
wheresthebaby
All my feels http://imgur.com/aGqcUbk
JasonD
I like how the guy has Jesus Christ in his Skype contacts.
fitlex
I hope all the people not knowing tree fiddy are trolling
SpoookyScarySkeletons
http://imgur.com/tN0Xm
Candymostdandy
Pro Tip: Never tell a crocodile where you or anyone else is going. Never.
TickleTio
I actually cried at the "my game may be ending, but yours is just beginning."
Tilden
Anon really missed his opportunity to end with Captain Hook in the one about the grandfather and crocodile.
GenericAfricanDictator
"TREEFIDD", I'll just leave this here till a smart person can explain this to me
wanooknox
With 4chan, always expect the unexpected
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
Fuck's sake. I'm ashamed of how long I sat there for that fucking gif to stop being that fucking gif.
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
Fuck.
brocoly
AJAYPEG
idrinkcheapbeer
iDrinkDrano
I had that experience, except I found It at the school library instead.
EverGrinningBear
Well that escalated fast for a 12 y/o
nightfox26
I see that Jesus Christ uses Skype. This should make prayers easier. (Osama Sword Post)
cotopaxi
Most of these are over 6 years old, which in Internet years would place them at the Jurassic period. Imgur's laughing at fossils.
iDrinkDrano
Agreed. Everyone who made those posts? Dead.
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
hows that any different from 'banana for scale', 'for scienece', or 'the feels'?
cotopaxi
It makes imgur no better than 9gag & the like; reposting ages old internet content for the newer, more "casual" crowd. 1/2
cotopaxi
Not to say I expect new content every week or everyone to be as much of a basement dweller as me, but this is still a bit hypocritical. 2/2
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
also, i get why people dislike 9gag, but the constant 'hurr durr fuck 9gag' comments are so damn annyoing
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
exactly. reposts of old content is fine though. reposts are only annoying when its been like a week, like whenever a new C&H comes out -_-
Therm
Well, it's all they know. The dude that went to the middle east actually happened, by the way.
SharksInSpace
That last one isn't all that impressive when you've played EVE Online. A corp waited a year to completely gut another corp.
ParthJain
what does the 4th one mean?
SharksInSpace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cn7xfBpZ3M
littlelum
That Blastoise card one....gotta catch all them feels! :/
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Read that one and thought, "WTF Title, this is not a funny, you lied to me!" ):
yoshimasta
Oh, my feelings.
sandiegosd
true dat..and yet some douche claims "I read every single one. I laughed at every single one." and gets 10 upvotes..sigh..
nickjrisjustforme
sounds fake. kid goes into surgery to have tumor removed happen to die of a hemorrhage. has a letter saying "my game has ended" doubt it
littlelum
Nice catch.
MrPotatoThing
Veit
Are tipping and applauding stereotypes of Americans? I didn't know that. What do we clap for?
r4c7
People clap at the end of movies, plane landings, and apparently a lot more often than others.
Veit
Those aren't things I've experienced in America, except at major events like pre-release or promotional screenings. Weird!
r4c7
Once people started clapping during the middle of a movie.
ThisCommentWasAutomaticallyGeneratedByImgurViralizer
Good movies, airplane landings (sans crashes). Didn't even realize it was an American thing until Imgur.
Therm
Until Imgur reposted it*
Veit
Weird, I've never had people clap at the end of a flight.
ThisCommentWasAutomaticallyGeneratedByImgurViralizer
I've flown maybe 10-12 times and I'd say it's happened on about half of them.
r4c7
The tipping one is because in the U.S. people like waiters can be paid less than minimum wage and make a majority of their income from tips.
Veit
Well sure, but we're definitely not the only country who tips their wait-staff.
r4c7
I think we tip a much higher percent and would never think of not tipping, while these things differ slightly elsewhere. I'm american.
Veit
Huh, interesting. It was my understanding that 15-20% is standard internationally, but I'm not really sure why I thought that.
MrPredator
UnDumb
Name fits...........unlike you
MyMainManPeter
hahaha that was golden! imagine chris hansens face when a 14 year old steps in
Wolfieta
Why don't I take a seat right over there?
EpicPublixCustomerServiceStaff
That WoW one is ice cold
Homurator
Ice ice baby
squip
lol "nazimouth"
SpaceKen
On a scale of Ching to Chong, I died.
strongfkennedy
Me too; it's racist as fuck, but I can laugh because it's creative. Most racist pricks on the internet aren't creative at all.
relevantbutfactuallywrong
There are 26 various celebrities who say they frequent 4chan and enjoy posting negative comments about themselves to see the result
MyMainManPeter
but is this true though?
FreelancePolice
wats a treefidy??????
dancelikeyourvaginaisonfire
I still don't get it. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tree-fiddy
FreelancePolice
it's to meta for me
TheMightiestRiver
An IQ of 117 is not a high IQ.
Freemasonry
It could have been higher prior to a certain event
BooBitch
4chan never fails to disappoint... it's like a dark hole...
Silencor
You're thinking of /b/. 4chan is way different.
CFC44
The first peice of advice on the Arnold one was spot on though.
CFC44
piece* Goddamn fingers of mine.
popculturella
It's the final boss of the internet.
sdlabs
TIL dark hole never disappont, brb gonn
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
...a eat turnips.
MidwinterSnow
It is good for clearing enemy monsters with high attack points. #Yu-Gi-Oh!
DarthWTF
Go to /b/ and you will quickly be disappointed. It's serious work to dig out funny things amidst all the porn.
HotMilky
*penis mutilation
BooBitch
I fail to see any disppointment in what you said
sparkledick
the porn is usually really shitty. and I mean that literally and figuratively.
calldrdaley
Replace what he said with cp trannys and autistic children who think they're hilarious. This post is years of gold.
MrPresidentDino
Is anyone else crying about the shiny Blastoise one?
halhallelujah
TIL coconuts are mammals.
ElectronMagnifier
well his logic is sound
goingcrazy
they don't give birth to live young though
someguy68
goingcrazy
I'm really glad this wasn't an awkward gif of a coconut pushing out another coconut. Or something equally terrifying.
SpacePotatoAviationProgram
On the one where the first letter of each green text is the girl's answer to "you know what I would like?"Is her answer TREEFFIDDY? Idntgtit
IAmDrBanner
It is a south park reference.
notacoldwarkid
4chans answer to anything is "about three fifty" or "treefiddy" etc.
IAmDrBanner
It is a south park reference.
Dragorn
South Park.
skiandrunxc
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103567/chefs-parents :43
skiandrunxc
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151219/loch-ness-monster
skiandrunxc
The whole episode is great if you have the time
TyphinSkunk
South Park episode about the Loch Ness Monster always asking for $3.50 using various disguises.
SpaceKen
You know that's so accurate about Frankfurt, I almost think OP was telling the truth.
Steady
I feel so stupid, I don't even understand the one about going to Frankfurt... ):
hellyesiguess
You know if you're to stupid to have a great time in Frankfurt, I almost think you're to stupid.
IbukiOnTheScene
*your two stupid
IWannaSeeHowItEnds
GODDAMN LOCKNESS MONSA!
ImtheladythatyellsChanceTimeinMarioParty
Don't let it get the roast!
BenderBendingRama
Is that the actress that plays Robin from How I Met Your Mother? Why does she want my three fiddy?!
ChefG0ldblum
That's when I realized that beautiful 9/10 girl from work was actually a prehistoric creature from the paleolithic era
JoinTheLiving
"I gave him a dollar once."
TheLivinLegend
She gave him a dolla! Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Mary! You give him a dolla, he's gonna assume you got more!
TheGodDamnLochNessMonster
Thanks for that.
JoinTheLiving
I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money! Get out of here, god damn Loch Ness Monster!
theraininspainisacidrain
i died at the one where OP went to germany.
Admiralakbar1
GOOD JAAB!
CheddarDreams
I love that one, still don't know what the pic has to do with it though
MyMainManPeter
good jaaab smahtass a true american would not laugh to that text
dickpuns
As an American it took me a minute but about halfway through I couldn't stop laughing.
ChefG0ldblum
*tips you 35% for laughing*
dickpuns
Only 35? Pfft
MrTummy
*applauds*
ItsCaptain0bvious
One of funniest things I read on the internet.
sluisbang
RIP
emperorcain
So did the OP, apparently
wheresthebaby
Really
youreasmellypiratehooker
Nicht spriche deutch
Magpiebones
Makes me lose my shit every time. There's also stories where Anon goes to England and Australia.
causality
OI IT'S SEVEN BONG
Magpiebones
NOICE
GR3453m0nk3y
I honestly don't get it....
Inkcat
4chan has a habit of telling goofy stories about being an "Americlap". Basically playing up the American stereotypes. They're mostly all A+
iamireland
American stereotypes.
Iamtherhymenocerous
I have to say, I thought it was stupid.
buffetofdicks
As did I
jrau18
Tipping and applauding when things don't go wrong is viewed internationally as a very "American" thing to do. Not sure about the pic.
geneparmesan07
FYI, that's my favorite greentext of all time, and I read it every two weeks or so and still crack up hardcore.
BeardManMan
*Applauds*
GR3453m0nk3y
Please explain. That whole thing has gone completely over my head...
Arrkhal
Arg, I'm positive there's a greentext about a German visiting America, but I can't find it.
pooplols
There is. GOOD JAAAAB
gudemonster
You'd get at least a 50% tip
Verelse
OP is right about Frankfurt, especially on a Sunday
sdlabs
*every city in Europe, except where drugs are legal.
hellyesiguess
if you're boring, everywhere is boring :c
Verelse
True, but I did not say it was boring. I create my own entertainment wherever I am.
FRONI
You can't do anything on a Sunday in Germany, thats the day you're not supposed to do stuff.
Verelse
Sunday is family day for me when I am in Germany.