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The SauceBoss: http://panic-volkushka.tumblr.com
Also, if this hit a little close to home, I want you to know that you're worth something; you deserve to feel safe and you're worth feeling loved.
MarcAFK
He's a good boy Bobbeh. Weird sometimes. But a good boy.
ThatOneAlaskanDude
Just what i needed to read there at the end.
ThatOneAlaskanDude
thank you for this
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
this just made me realize that king of the hill is the only thing from my childhood that makes me want to actually have a family
Samsquantch82
Jesus Christ, why is it so dusty this early on a Friday?
TheZabadabadoo
nokidsandTHREEmoney
*hwhat
Hybris51129
"Yo I tell you hwat man yourboymakefer onedanggoodpsychomanthegoodtype you knowhwat alwaysfixin thangs in folks heads." ~Jeff Boomhauer~
ReverendMoses
In Homer's defense, he did some pretty selfless things as well. One instance is giving up millions so Maggie could keep her teddy bear.
CommissarCornflakes
He also works at a job he despises which destroys him because he put his new daughter's welfare above his happiness.
ReverendMoses
Granted he choked Bart a lot, but he had a lot of moments like the one above as well.
BenjaminPannell
It's amazing how well the "I" thing works. I use it all the time online and never get into fights.
fluhatinrapper
SCREW YOU MAN. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT. YOU A CHUMPALUMP!!!
ZKrock
SCREW YOU CHUMPALUMP, I'LL GET MY OWN SHIT TO KNOW!
MilesPrower
The "I" thing doesn't prevent you from getting into fights, you just quit when it doesn't work.
xVancha
I don't understand the distinction. How is "I feel like you're a selfish asshole" not an "I" statement?
YourWaifuIsTrash
Because you're precisely supposed to avoid that. Instead of focusing on how you feel about your partner, focus on how their actions make >
YourWaifuIsTrash
you feel. Phrasing it as "I feel bad when you say things like that, I know you don't mean it that way" is way different and more likely >
YourWaifuIsTrash
to open up the possibility of overcoming the issue than a confrontational attack like "I feel like you're a selfish asshole".
xVancha
Okay, I see, so it's a semantic problem. It's nothing to do with statements involving "I" and everything to do with a hostility vacuum.
VaguelySatisfying
Yeah, basically. Forming it as an I statement just makes it easier for people to phrase things in a non inflammatory way.
deadbodyman11
"You're gonna wise up one day and leave me. The sooner you leave me, the sooner I can figure out my life without you." Well damn. I'm Bart.
fluhatinrapper
Hey man, don't be Bart. Be Bobbie.
VaguelySatisfying
Me too. Going on 4 years in September with a guy, I still feel that way and it's really rough on him cuz he wants a marriage so much.
TheWayADrillWorks
Did you tell him about it?
VaguelySatisfying
Yeah, and he's great about it! It's still there though, and it sucks.
Volzeboss
No, you're b---
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
I've been Bart for as long as I've been with my bf. I even sabotaged our relationship a few times. Somehow, 8 years later, he's still here.
RockTheCatBox
Yup, that was a pretty poignant statement that made me pause longer than usual.
Flanaganarightinthepussy
DaWalker
thatdudefromoregon
Got me like
lovesecretsexandgod
I read Bobby's part in his voice. Made this so much better!
BachelorGourmet
Pamela Adlon is good at what she does.
Foxhack
This gives those three characters more development than they've had in the past 20 years.
allisonisrad
Emotionally focused couples therapy with assertive communication skills?! Yes, please!
THSPMidnightIdjit
Realized I'm Bart, I did that before..now I'm going to apologize to the person I hurt. This is eye opening for me tbh
DeadliestBigfoot
The fuck?
Shortdood
think we are the only two people who think the art style is creepy af
kogamikirito
Thats called the snowflake delusion
foxfire1112
Nope, me fucking too
ImaFuckinHero
Nah right here man, Not too sure wtf is goin on
PrincessHoneyMoonlight
That is legit advice.
PrincessHoneyMoonlight
I need counseling like that :(
mistermystery
Think about the kind of people who make it their life's work to do counseling. It's worth a phone call. Do it next week, yeah?
heyyouwantatoothpick
Hit close to home. My dad's a piece of shit and my uncle did the worst thing to me a human can do to another human...
GandalfTheOctarine
So sorry to hear that, love. *hug*
heyyouwantatoothpick
Aw thanks you are sweet
fluhatinrapper
I'm sorry to hear that. You are strong, you are loved and you are in control now.
heyyouwantatoothpick
Thank you stranger. I appreciate it babe
VaguelySatisfying
Shit, dude, that's awful. I know it's kind of the same old same old bs but it must take a lot of strength to get through that + go on.
heyyouwantatoothpick
Thanks babe. Appreciate it
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
6 a.m. and already the boy ain't right.
DopeyFuckedaPenguinOnceAgain
To be fair I'm not surprised Hank Hill is regarded as a great dad
devilzadvoc8
well in comparison of the three
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DrYoungblood
I think that mostly stems from how Cotton was. With Cotton being a narcissus and a general bastard; Hank had to improv as he went.
mulligylan
He grew flowers with his son, made his son a puppet, took him hunting, worked through his shooting problems for his son. Hank is a good dad
ReverendMoses
Overall I think he shows a man who is trying to understand his son who is nothing like him, but raise him right at the same time.
ReverendMoses
Naturally there are mistakes and bad times, but that's kind of the point. No parent is perfect
Flyndaran
He was a mediocre dad trying to be better. That he came from a shit dad makes it more understandable.
Warhunterkiller
Just look at Hanks own father, Cotton.
fluhatinrapper
I think Hank did great considering what he had learned from.
Affray
I heard he killed fitty men and had his legs blowed off by a Japanman's machine gun.
mulligylan
He had to feed Fatty to the sharks
CaiusAquilus
They took mah shins!
DepartmentofAlternateFacts
Well he showed little affection period. There was a whole eposode where its braught up he never says i love you to his wife. But he tried -
fluhatinrapper
He was doing his best bront.
DepartmentofAlternateFacts
To bond with Bobby when he can, they take up shooting together, and he always encourages him to be the best he can. That's a good dad.
DepartmentofAlternateFacts
He works to be closer to his son, when affection is something unfamiliar to him. He's a realistic portrayal of a father.
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EvilBrainAngelHeart
He is uncomfortable with them, and tries to steer Bobby in a direction he feels is more appropriate, but he's not too forceful about it.
HousePest
Eeeh, he encourages bobby to be the best hank he can be. Not to be the best bobby he can be. Doing that can cause its own psyche problems.
hottpunkchick
There are no perfect parents, and some people are better at certain things than others. Hank was a great father. He provided for his 1/2
Falos
He doesn't always "nurture" well but he'll make sure his son has decent morals and integrity - this is the minimum level I expect parents to
Falos
aim for, to call an upbringing acceptable. They can't all join NASA, so at least (try to) have come out honest, and I'll salute you.
CirB
Hank Hill had lots of faults (realistically so), but compared to Homer or Peter? Whoo boy, he was a frigging saint!
Leaveittojebus
viila
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Early season Homer was a terrible dad but I'd say he's comparable to Hank later on. He's dumb & makes mistakes but he really loves his kids.
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
That's bullshit. He's the best in the first season. If anything he just becomes worse because the character becomes more exaggerated
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
I don't think they exaggerated the mean side of his character though. They toned that way down and made him dumb instead.
Flyndaran
Build 1000 bridges, but fuck one pig, and you're a pig-fucker for life. He strangled Bart. Negates him from being anything but an awful dad.
Yougetthatthingisentya
Eh he wasn't all that much different than Peter really. I wanna say smarter but after a thousand football related concussions he's just 1/2
Yougetthatthingisentya
2/2 more driven
RectalExamBot
You take that back. Hank is orders of magnitude better than Peter.
Yougetthatthingisentya
Jk he's at least 5 orders higher
Yougetthatthingisentya
Yeah like 3 orders higher on a graph that reaches to the sky
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Great dad? Dave Grohl
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JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
His father was a difficult man and Hank is shown as raising Bobby in the he wishes Cotton raised him. Strong work ethic, good family values.
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
p.s.: i miss Brittany Murphy.
8PiLoT0
Hank was written human. A father with flaws who wanted the best for his kid.
kuhzoo
... while Homer and Peter are/were written as comedic parodies of humans.
LivnLern
... Sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't. Often times it's only the end result of the violence that's not true.
sunyudai
Homer started out written human, and slowly became his own parody.
liliantbn
I am sure you can find some humans exactly like them. No exaggeration.
SteveElzey
giggety.
kuhzoo
I'm not sure I'd consider them 'human' either. :(
thinmint
THATS MY PURSE!
AGloomyYou
I DON'T KNOW YOU
RainingDeath909
This legitimately made me laugh. Thanks ah that was such a funny episode.
algavinn
THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU! *WHACK!!!*
Whospenisisinmycoffee
At least this time bobby didn't didn't date his client
rainydinosaur25
Jenny Medina
Crillman
Solid reference +1
wellthisjustgotinteresting
?
AlexCory21
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0620304/ Bobby worked as a student counselor and ended up dating one of his clients.
Whospenisisinmycoffee
You win a prize
SkatanRules
The prize is an upvote. Assuming you didn't already know that.
totalwiener
On my god that's right.
giganticpanda
Deserves more upvotes
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Meanwhile... "I'm respecting your privacy by knocking while asserting my authority as a parent by coming in anyway!"
fluhatinrapper
That's how you witness a kid jacking it.... always knock, always wait.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Its a Fairly Oddparents quote.
Groznek
Oh god I fucking hate that so much. My parents used to do that all the goddamn time.
VaguelySatisfying
Keep masturbating. Stare them in the eye. Assert dominance.
Groznek
What's funny is I know a dude who literally did that. It worked.
VaguelySatisfying
Holy fuck, what a man.
KingSwing
I just called my father to tell him I loved him. He told me he's proud of me. That was something I never heard from him before. Wow.
vauhtihirmu
All these years, all he ever wanted for you to say you loved him. But joking aside, congrats!
KingSwing
"How did you learn to open up with your father?" "A comic on imgur." "..."
VaguelySatisfying
For some reason that's just not something we say a lot in my family. My bro and mom say it, but that's it. My dad and I don't voice emotions
KingSwing
I'm from a very military family and emotion was often laughed at.
VaguelySatisfying
Dang, that means even more. Took guts to call him up and say it.
ComicallyLongUsername
I wish my father were still alive, so I could have the chance to have said that to him at least once.
KingSwing
I don't know your situation, but I hope that he knew.
ZKrock
Here's a thought that might help. If you come from a household where actions spoke louder than words, your father would've known.
Or10nSharkFin
I call my dad every morning after I wake. I'd be nothing without him.
MrHarrieFuntCase
Dangit Bobby get a real job, I tell you h'what. That boy ain't right messing with people heads, it just ain't natural.
Odiin46
Noice
AsianEX
ssgoku129
After a year of thinking favouriting comments would be lame, I finally understand
AgentKGB
Did you tell them to buy a grill and propane accessories, Bobby? "No, Dad."
vetinar1
Read that in hanks voice
GodEmperorOfImgur
I believe that was the intention.
thornus67
Eh. Hank doesn't understand Bobby. But Hank supports Bobby. He'd be fine with Bobby's job as long as Bobby is successful and happy.
Falos
Not quite: He'll be upset, conflicted, then realize his true feelings are as you describe. It's no two-parter, so it'll take about 22 min.
KOBK
Dangit Bobby! I got propane in my urethra.
75PercentSith
Fuckin' propane, man.
totalwiener
Fuck, more people read that shit? I thought it was some horrible discovery in my teens that I would never see again.
SocoFox
Hank's pro-pain apparently.
SentientPineapple
Iunderstandthatreference.gif
DonDraperSC
I read that in Hank Hills voice when I got half way through and then realized that was the intended purpose.
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
ashleyVillain
Same here, lol!
idownvoteplottwist
Eh, there's an episode where Hank and Peggy go to marriage counseling and it works out for them in the end. I think he'd be supportive of it
tigerfox77
Bob from Bob's Burgers was the best dad though. He did everything for his kids.
VaguelySatisfying
I watched Archer first and now I can never take Bob seriously.
Drakenborn
Bob is easily one of the best cartoon dads period. Greg from SU is pretty great too.
ProfessorLeedle
Happy Bob is best Bob :D the mushy family moments get to me man
feeltheice
Doing everything for them seems a good way to not make them self reliant.
blainetog
ITT: Having your kids work in a restaurant and allowed them time to roam free in off-times doesn't teach self-reliance.
feeltheice
Saying someone does everything for their kids does not. Saying someone would do anything for their kids does
blainetog
I'm guessing you haven't seen the show and are just being pissy about slang, then?
packardcaribien
I don't suppose you've seen the show, because that's not what he does. More like, he *would* do anything for them, not that he spoils them.
feeltheice
I was just poking fun at the phrasing of the other persons statement
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
why?
packardcaribien
And doing a poor job of it, apparently.
feeltheice
Probably
dvapop
Tina's Birthday Episode, I loved how hard he worked. Good for Marshmallow putting Tina in her place.
totalwiener
That wasn't Marshmallow, that was the three prostitutes. Get your animated transvestite hookers right!
CClop
Aren't they cannibals?
aggressivelywholesome
Nah, bob's actually a secret agent suffering from amnesia
VaguelySatisfying
The crossover episode was great.
Lefthandturnsignal
Okay, you can rub them, but please don't hurt my family.
fluhatinrapper
Not exactly the best husband though...
walkintotheclublikeLEEEEEEEEEEEEROY
He's not perfect, but he cares and he tries and he loves her. He's better than many!
fluhatinrapper
I guess. I see their relationship as one of sadness. He seems obsessed with the burger restaurant and could care less about her.
walkintotheclublikeLEEEEEEEEEEEEROY
He's just not good at being romantic, he tries in several episodes. Plus, Linda loves that he has the restaurant and a vision.
fluhatinrapper
OHH HE's TRYING!
Mercenarity
No love for Greg Universe? :P
stuffDrewdrew
I also love how bob accepts his kids quirks and never really tries to change them
GuardLLama
"You're my family and I love you. But you're terrible, you're all terrible."
aShogunNamedMarcus
TheGreatAku
Hehe... wipeout.
thoraxe707
That boy ain't right.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
I tell you hwat.
clever304
Propane and propane accessories
Stuggz
Gotta make me some money, honey
cobra29935
BWAH!!!!!
StarterCake
sweetmotherteresaonthehoodofamercedesbenz
Well that hit me like a ton of bricks.
freakinspiderm0nkeys
Me too! Just went and told my parents they're great and I love them because of this post.
Dagarim2013
When OP makes me emotionally invested in Adult Swim characters' lives, I feel angry.
sweetmotherteresaonthehoodofamercedesbenz
I'm gonna have to agree
fluhatinrapper
God damn. That first panel had me in tears.
graehall
Bobby really turned out quite the opposite of his father, Bobby is really anti-pain. Where as his dad, is PROPANNNNEEEE
NineByNine
fuckin... shit that's a good pun you fucker take my +1 and a hifive you earned it.
Ninjajewbomb
STOP.
Resarf825
Created an account just to upvote
TexanSailor
This shit right here just won the internet today. Also did anyone else not get that was bobby until the "hey dad" panel?
DeanDanger
Fuck it. That's it. You win the internet today.
rockgolf
That dunn commint gave me gas, teluwat.
F117NH
You, you I like.
BrontTheGoodBoy
I guess that boy is right after all.
InBeta
Every once in a while I find a comment worth logging in to upvote. Today is that day. Now please leave.
ST3RBEN
i lol'd.
LogarthSheppy
Why isn't this Top Comment of the Day yet.
WhyCantILeaveThisPlace
I read this, laughed. Went to the next page. And came back because I had to +1
DwedPiwateWoberts
And you get an upvote for me being able to relate.
beershua
You sonofabitch. Here, take this +1, but don't you dare be proud.
CountryMetal01
Bobby is Pro Pain relief?
ImHighTheScienceGuy
You deserve more points than you are getting.
graehall
Fuck points; I got many times more than is useful. You write shit like this to give people a grin, maybe a giggle. That's what's worth it :)
TryingTraveler
YEAHHHHHHHH
Vonemperor
*puts on sunglasses.
TheLateKnight
DaftTechno
knightperson
i physically laughed man thank you
ammberr
You made me do this stupid hard breath out laugh thing.
TastyBiscuits
Butt? That's a fart. This gave me gas too.
Drawallthethings
You motherfucker. I haven't replied in years.
MackDaddy22
And propane accessories
boccs
Supernerdtastic
that is EXACTLY where my mind went and I'm so glad this exists.
BobRossHB
'I'm the g,g,g,g,g,gas man! And I sell p,p,p,p,Propane! '
UsernamesAreOverratedAnyway
OinkOinkalot
I don't get it
DarkerSavant
Thismademeleakpropane.
KillingTlme
You are an awesome person.
TheSchwifty0ne
U filthy.... Take your green arrow
circlebreaker
CaptainAmericaGetsThatReference.gif
Dylankx
I just laughed wayyyyyy too hard
CityYeti
EEEEEEHHH!
DaftTechno
OlderWiser
Vladimirtod1
We really need to be able to favorite commrnts
lemmonjello
I'm at work on the toilet and you post shit like this, how am I supposed to contain cacophonous laughter
QuiteADapperAsshole
SON OF A BITCH
OopsImAPumpkin
I don't know you, but I'm proud of you. +1
TheBufferkiller
This is one of the greatest comments I have ever read on this site.
blainetog
And propane accessories!
Oscill8s
and pro-pain accessories. Like whips, chains, barbs, etc.
Radiohen
Duh.
pritikina
God damn it!
Mikeythejoker
I was gonna give you an upvote but you have 666 upvotes and I don't wanna mess with that
mytruepersonality
I feel like you worked really hard for this one. I'm proud of you.
heyyouwantatoothpick
Best comment
confuciusman2
Should have seen this coming. But I laughed anyways
OldRuffian
/a/6LiZJ
RaSunGod79
Had to chuckle to myself about this....
HesGotTwoFirstNames
Taste the meat and the heat
EwgB
You monster. +1
halefire
God dammit
Annatrocity
TAKE ALL THE UPVOTES SIR YOU EARNED IT.
kantaloupemelon
Fuck you, you witty fuck. +1 Go on, take it, you deserve it.
KaneVel
I actually laughed loud. Thank you, and may the propane lords have mercy on your soul.
ODSTsRule
I laughed way to hard at this +1 (but would give 100 if i could)
awildcharmander
Dude you got me lol. Comment directed by M. Night. Shayamanalamadanagapragaflaga
wooven
WHEEEitstheUpvoteFairy
and propane accessories
PeteThePerv
I have voted against you. It will do nothing, but you must know it nonetheless.
mrgooglegeek
papufukujika
Hahahaha lost it. You deserve every useless point you get.
BelialForsakenDragon
While I hate you for this pun, its actually a valid point. Hank is stubborn, he'll truck through the mire. Bobby creates a fix and uses it.
buno67
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
"Everything is gonna burn, we'll all take turns, I'll get mine too"
confuciusman2
I did this type of laugh before clicking to expand the comment. Much fit +1
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
"Dangit Bobby, those gentlemen" "Arsonists" "GENTLEMEN, where my #1 Propane buyers I tell ya hwhut. Your brain mumbo jumbo chased them off"
xWonko
i find it amusing that the comment you replied to is at 666 points when i'm seeing this
buno67
I'm just glad I was able to piggyback this great comment to score some major points for myself!!! Lol
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
I'm upvoting both of your comments to contribute to your "major points" (136 & 5)
buno67
Hey 136 is my 2nd highest comment I ever had lol
butwhatifiAMarobot
Out. GET OUT. The exit is that way --->
TheBritfag
Fuck off tumblr
graehall
Hehe, your profile is just as happy as your comment here :p
butwhatifiAMarobot
OMG, @TedTheMan, look! I caught my first troll! I'm so excited! Do I get to keep him? What do they eat?
TedTheMan
Messaging seams to be constipated.
butwhatifiAMarobot
Ah. How can you tell?
TedTheMan
I sent you that picture in messaging an hour ago.
TedTheMan
I am sustained by donuts and coffee. Others breeds are different, some are feed by SJW tears, some testosterone induced rage.
butwhatifiAMarobot
TedTheMan
:)