TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
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Jan 30, 2017 7:38 PM
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
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yakandu
I need that Wallpaper because of reasons
HoboSamurai
I ah e the same screen saver and phone, this really freaked me out for a good minute
ImaginaryMarts
If it's not one thing, it's your mother .
Cyansky
Son, I am dissapoint
brunicorn
???????? ????????
whycantwebesloths
I was kinda hoping that the wallpaper was like cropped around to make ever text look like that some how
yakandu
I need that Wallpaper because of reasons
animaline
Thank you for the awesome idea for à screensaver
poutougal
Awesome
TzarCowski
OMG! I'm not the only one that gets these?!
wherearemytesticles
Is that a typo or a reference to the "Son, I am Disappoint" meme?
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
Yes.
aninvisiblemaniac
I love you please be a man
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
I am a man but I am taken.
aninvisiblemaniac
sorry
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
If you read his/her bio, it says taken. Also, you could get a free pizza with only 167 upvotes
aninvisiblemaniac
dangit
iLynux
It's a background or wallpaper. Not a screen saver.
nicoslavia
"I didnt ask to be born; fuck you"
TangoKiloSierra
There something wrong with your clock, it's only 3 digits, real time has is a number between 00:00 and 23:59
rockpapermeow
SpecimenSpiff
retrospekt
Awesome thanks!
OmgOptimized
I bet you pressed for more too.
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
I did. I'm a dirty slut.
OmgOptimized
Press it again, not boris.
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
It feels so dirty sen3.14
provenzer0
It's a wallpaper, not a screensaver.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
What if it's a live wallpaper? Is it both then?????
DoomSkuller
Anything is a screensaver if it's set to appear during lock/sleep mode separately from the main wallpaper
testzero
No, it's called a lock screen.
provenzer0
This is a Screensaver
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SpecimenSpiff
No, that's a gif.
yakandu
I need that Wallpaper because of reasons
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
/a/IrUCy Here ya go friend!
KieferKhaos
If she ever calls you a son of a bitch, just agree.
udick
I'm a disappoint
kainreborn
What are you people doing to have your parents text you these things?
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
Being bi sexual in the south. Also not hating blacks when I work downtown. Lots of things really. But this text is fabricated for a joke.
DoomSkuller
Also, we should organise a gay orgy with some black dudes and record it for her.
DoomSkuller
Let's be bisexual in the south together!... I just need to move south.
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
Don't. It isn't worth your life. Plus since the election anti gay in my hometown is getting heavier according to some HS friends
DoomSkuller
maybe I won't go that far south, but I do want to go somewhere warmer...
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
It's 50 out with 20mph winds
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
To be clear she has said things like this to me before. This specific text is fabricated for a joke. I don't speak to her often anymore.
PhooZzy
Are you the joke?
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
Since my birth, yeah.
PhooZzy
you said this specific text is fabricated for a joke. not AS a joke. YOURE THE JOKE.
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
I'm aware of this.
jdavis1186
You're a disappoint to me for calling that a screensaver.
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
A screensaver is anything that isn't the main wallpaper. This is only my lock screen. I'm technically correct, it's the best kind.
troycub
*disappointment
CodeHandLuke
When my mom makes a typo, I know she's too tired to type. When my dad does it, I know his raging anger is guiding his hands.
OmgOptimized
I didn't catch that, it's so much better with the typo :D
JustARegularOldPotato
Is that you, Boris?
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
Nye---- I mean... NO, why would I be named Boris I am pure blooded American. I love many fishing and hunting. Down with R(Egan)Ussia:
JustARegularOldPotato
But can you squat?
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
What do I look like? A soviet spy..... also yes
Delta9and3
Simply reply "*your father and I." though disclaimer, you probably should not trust 100% of the advice you hear on the internet.
Thatoneguyfromthedistance
Including the disclaimer.
Hails
You are a disappointment to I.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
That makes no grammatical sense. When in doubt, take the other person out of the sentence: "You're a disappointment to [your father and] I"?
CatPresident
Call your mother an faggit
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
qoppaphi
No, "me and your father" is correct in this case.
thisdoghasseensomeshit
Easy rule of thumb is to think of the sentence without the other person. You wouldn't say "you are a disappointment to I".
iamthisguy247
He could respond with: *disappointment
thefymcgee
Wrong. You always put yourself last so, "your father and me" is correct.
Delta9and3
Indeed, you're correct, the two parents are the object of disappointment, however, the purpose was to be pointlessly antagonistic
qoppaphi
Then just text back "*disappointment".
Delta9and3
That'd work, but in my head being ironically incorrect *and* using a more common correction was funnier, that's all.
DoomSkuller
Son, I am disappoint.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
No; "your father and me" would be correct.
Theamazingpop
It's "your father and me". "Me" is an object pronoun, and when a person is referring to himself or herself, it should come last.
JaceNotBelerenThough
I believe the most correct way (that I recall learning) is putting yourself as the last object. So it'd be "your father and me."
dameet
You are the right one, DING DING DING. We've got a winner folks!
techfreak243
But things have gotten so bad between us I don't see us ever being together ever again
Boufus
Yeah you just remove "father" and it would be "disappointment to me," not I.
dameet
You are the right one, DING DING DING. We've got a winner folks!
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
/a/IrUCy image for anyone that wants it
earlymornin
Dot
klayman1984
Thank you
whatwaswrongwithphrasing
Thank you!
FINNSTAR7
Slightly sharper and saturated version: http://imgur.com/KHjtaJD
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
Thanks for the extra link! I appreciate it even if it doesn't get ya upped enough.
Reallybadpoet
Thanks!!! That's now my wallpaper too!!
UnfriendlyWolf
Oh! Thank you, Divines bless your kind heart
LordMonochromicorn
AbsurdSteak
This is underappreciated
ADuckOnQuack099
I had this before you posted this, I'm glad I'm not alone
BigFatJuicyMonkies
Holy crap this is awesome. Thanks for the pic too! Too bad my texts don't come in like this.
RyeInACan
DONE AND DONE.
ScandelousSheep
Thank you very much :^)
Fatitude
Jokes on you. I already had that wallpaper. Makes the live weather thing when it snows awesome.
MoistTissue
My friend sent me a snapchat right after I made it my wallpaper then I realized I have an apple phone
BlueBerryCoyote
do you have on with the actual message inn?
VoidIncarnate
bobsaget1986
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SunshineAndNihilism
What I want is that screensaver with that message on it, so it looks like that.
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SunshineAndNihilism
Lol I also made my own one: /a/0gY67
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
Haha! That is great! Thanks for the laugh stranger.
applebeetles
You are the hero we all need
syronthebowman
Neatto.
JustThinkClearly
Thanks. Loved it.
retrospekt
Noice!
oxygenpeople
I thought u were referring to the message. I'm more interested in that
naruku
Could be fake :/
PardusXY
I'd say it's likely an actual text, because that's easier than editing.
naruku
I mean "Yo Matt, imma change your name to mom, send me a text saying I'm a dissapoint." Boom
DreadCarcass
Same