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hai @MadameSloth! http://i.imgur.com/VJPJ58V.gif
Source; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3n5f1tE0mQ
DangerMeme
That Maid of Honor tho
Todayisnotmybirthday
at least give credit to the people you stole this from, Jimmy fallon's show
ladybird2223
I am getting married in 64 days. Hopefully I will avoid joining this list, however the photographer one made for a unique shot at least.
jawood2005
That picture is great, though.Probably their favorite from the whole lot. I hope he included it in what he delivered.
VintageWine
1-We got married back in our homeland where there is really no concept of cutting a wedding cake, but is Americans HAD to have a cake
VintageWine
2-when we brought out the cake, the DJ started playing some Hindi happy birthday song cause he thought it was someone's bday
DidItForScience
And that's when you went into labor so it was a win/win?
RacismSmacism
huppy burduy too yoo..huppy burduy too yoo...i can hear it in my head a bunch of indians singing happy birthday....HILARIOUS...#notfail
RoselPapps9
What NOT To Do At A Wedding http://mowly.org/2757959-8572085
GoOnHomeLoretta
As a bird loving lady, I would be absolutely thrilled if #2 happened at my wedding. And that's why I will never get married....
CameronChase420
I'm honored that the only thing you've ever commented on was on my post :)
19ontheslide
As a father who regularly uses his infant son as a pretend machine gun, I think the guitar thing is sort of okay.
MopoFett
its a moose though! that would be one of the best parts of the wedding
TopsunPB
A wedding photo with a moose would be a nice thing to show your future children.
Temenos
I think a lot of people would react like this
typingtreemonkey
Don't listen to that other canadian. I'd be so psyched to see a moose that I'd interrupt my own vows to point it out.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
We had a fisherman in the background and our photographer was wearing a thong that kept peeking over the top of her shorts.
terbril
I don't think many brides would want to be upstaged by a moose.
PyroGuy007
A Møøse once bit my sister...
hamsto24
No realli!
TheSwedishMoose
Bitch had it coming.
TwoBitGreaser
But the person snapped a picture of his bride, which soured the mood somewhat.
realmenfightnaked
Upvoting you grudgingly because I immediately thought this too
Cragnock
I died, this murdered me. +1
puddlejumper
Good job, TwoBitGreaser. You killed a man. Are you happy now?!
Murphyhaha
A couple wandered out of the woods undressed and desheveled during our ceremony, realized what was going on, and ran back into the woods.
DidItForScience
Back to their honeymoon suite?
Squeezit
You fool! Had you followed them, you'd have found the pot of gold!
AsinusAdLyram
I'm sincerely laughing out loud at that. "How about that aftergloooooops!!"
Murphyhaha
I feel way worse for the teenage couple than us! We didn't notice, we just found out after it happened! Everyone got a great story to tell.
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
Disheveled... Did you say that bc I don't know what it means?
Murphyhaha
Whoops!
Murphyhaha
I even googled to double check my spelling. Then apparently still spelled it incorrectly.
NotSoSmartAlek
that's what he meant, yes.
Murphyhaha
*she ;)
FatBoobsDontCount
M'lady
Momof2needsabreak
I had a bee stuck in between layers of tulle in the skirt of my wedding dress while I walked down the aisle. Got it out without being stung.
Penguinsandbroadswords
Wedding Fail: Decorated the Venue the night before, come back the day and the folks in charge had come in during the night and undecorated.
defaultentry
Didn't you know? A moose witnessing your wedding is an old Canadian good-luck charm. He's right to be excited.
FlatPlutoSociety
Yelling "Oh my God! A MOOSE!" is a rough way to start things off with your new mother-in-law, though.
monicaplease
The infant guitar thing sounds like something I would do unashamedly whole sober.
monicaplease
If you don't air guitar that part of that song, you're the weird one *kanyeshrug*
Canofminus
It's is something I have done and still do and will continue to do to let him know I am the alpha.
mariomario42
#3 damn tie fighters
RougemageNick
https://youtu.be/VKvkBQukTgU
cominginhot
still better than field fuck
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
lel
MikeMinze
I want to know if he use muay tie...
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
PEW PEW PEWPEW PEW PEW PEW PEWPEW ... OH
Alisterfiend
+1 only for Star Wars...-10 for horrible pun....still +1 though.
mariomario42
If it makes you feel any better, I made the same joke years ago and was publicly booed for it.
millenniumf
Yeah, but that one was delivered on a silver platter by a butler named George Lucas.
BananasTheKing
How do you give someone -9 upvotes
Alisterfiend
you can't....I've been trying.
tnin4u
FishingForConversation
Thank you
liekifucrievytim
Probably got lost, part of a convoy or something
ZombieZooZombieZoo
"great kid, don't get cocky"
pookieeatworld
"Great, kid! Don't get penisy!!!"
starmasswarseffect
There's too many of them
JustStopTalking
My wedding fail was twice.
ruferto
your username
azazyel
When I got married my wife and I were asked to be witnesses at the wedding before us.
KeggOBeer
That happens a lot when you're drunk in Vegas. Not judging, just sayin...
terbril
Did you ask the next couple to witness at yours?
azazyel
No, we actually brought our own.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
We went to a white trash family member's wedding. It was on this shitty run down farm. I was wearing a sundress and sandals. The driveway
MrNailbrain
I'm commenting on this so I can continue to read this later. A wild ride from start to finish, for sure!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Was sand and gravel. I ended up filthy. When we arrived the groomsmen were in the yard in boxers and wifebeaters. The best man was in
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
A junked out t top car with a tarp over it, smoking pot. The groom wore a kilt and chain mail, the bride a green velvet ren fair dress.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
She was also barefoot and very pregnant. There were Mosquitos eating everyone so the mother of the bride walked around the circle of
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
People in the driveway sprinkling some sort of nematode killer on the ground, as if that would help. The wind picked the powder up and
DidItForScience
Yeah that stuff is supposed to be in water. But actually works amazingly well... on the larvae not the flyers.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Blew it in our faces along with sand. A mangey dog wandered up during the ceremony and growled at us. After the "Celtic hand fasting "
sirsullivan
I too would have wanted a picture of the moose. Also would have joined in with the tie fight! People are too stiff during weddings.
Goodknight82
At a wedding, I swung, missed, and threw the bat we were using for the piñata into the section of the crowd with children and old people.
Gewher
Oh gosh. Oh. Oh man. How did that turn out?
Goodknight82
It was ok. I threw it with SO much force that it luckily sailed just over all their heads
NelsaroniandCheese
Some of these aren't fails though, I would love to see a moose randomly appear.
terbril
Why do moose, randomly appear? Every time, you are near? Just like me, they want to meet, moose with you.
Gewher
Except moose are incredibly dangerous and massive wild animals who can maim it kill easily when feeling threatened. (I'm Canadian)
Texantioch
I think it's more of the groom acting like a kid with ADD during one of the most important moments of his life.
sillyblackcat
If i were a bride I would so join in. A wild beautiful creature at my wedding day would be an amazing thing !
themehgatsby
There also was a cute one, where the 5 year old was growling and stomping down the aisle, saying "I'm the RING BEAR!"
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
I want to be a ring bear...
ladybird2223
As a soon to be bride, that would make me crack up laughing. Not a fail at all!
themehgatsby
Totally! I would have loved it.
iamghost
As a future husband to someone, me too. It's funny to errrrbody regardless of your marital status.
ladybird2223
Commenting more on the fact that some brides get hung up on if everything isn't "perfect".
CatsandDnD
https://38.media.tumblr.com/0d4daa1fadd636182dc483327dfb6ced/tumblr_mtrtzpqIi01qigkzpo5_400.gif
BreadyStinellis
That is adorable.
backtobackpanicattack
Robyn Sherbatsky: "Ring bear-ER, right? Right?!"
heyyouwantatoothpick
yea. ring bear. that's what I said
RhealityBytes
I'm a wedding photographer, thats a fucking huge bridal party, holy shit most women have like 5 max
TheFlyingHellfish
I've noticed a trend to larger and larger bridal parties.
ladybird2223
For my wedding I have 2 bridesmaids and a bridesman. I picked those to stand with me that I am close with. I don't need huge numbers.
BitchinMommy
I was a bridesmaid in a wedding recently - there were 8 of us. And no, we weren't sorority sisters. We were all in our late 20's-early 30's.
RhealityBytes
I find it very rare for someone to have their Sorority sisters in their bridal party. It's weird,
BitchinMommy
Here in the dirty south, it's common for girls right out of college to have a ton of their sorority sisters in their wedding party.
DidItForScience
Is that photo the largest you've seen? What's the oldest and youngest bridesmaid or groomsman you've seen?
RhealityBytes
I've seen more, I've seen 10 on each side. The oldest I've seen was someone picked their grandma for their made of honor so 80s
RhealityBytes
The youngest was actually an toddler, it was really cute. It was the Bride to be's daughter and she was like 2 or something, so well behaved
DancingPanther
How is the baby guitar solo a fail? On the contrary.
terbril
Yeah, that's awesome. But playing Beat It at a wedding, now THAT raises eyebrows.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
What good are babies if we can't pretend they are guitars?
iFINALLYmadeAcomment
Wettie Van Halen? Eddie Van Wailin'? Cause babies cry and wet themselves a lot...
adobosquadron
yeah, i do that to my daughter
mtotwuoc
Exactly. Why air guitar if you can pretend your baby sling is a guitar?
MongrelArchitect
My thoughts exactly! My dad used to do that to my siblings and me all the time! It was always so fun!
DidItForScience
Probably because they were copying Hendrix at the1967 Monteray Pop Festival. https://youtu.be/Z4QghNBwyt8
Evyreid
As long as you don't smash it on the floor afterwards.
Mewmus
lol i'm just picturing that in my head...too funny
RichCorinthian
Have you listened to that guitar solo? Eddie Van Halen? That kid is probably dead.
tentacleparty
Your comment made me laugh the most.
CoolAndHotCatDaddy
The child was turned to ash immediately over how fire that solo was.
JKDE27
Your comment, it's...gold, sir. Absolute gold!
IPostJAV
Worth it.
turbinado
i'm going to assume you're joking but it's because it looks like he's stroking the kids genitals in the air guitar
SoftFur
Here! Here!
TheFlyingHellfish
A 200-lb iron grating fell off a wall onto my 2-year-old and me. Small gash above his eye, large gash on my shin. Sick scar, though.
Kind0ne
My wedding fail involved a drunken me doing the chicken dance and elbowing a baby in the face. Not my proudest moment.
RedVagOfCourage
My mother in law answered her phone during our vows, AND HAD A CONVERSATION WITH THE CALLER.
lostnortherner
Sounds like it's going to be nothing but fun now you're in her family!!
RedVagOfCourage
It's been interesting, I'll say that.
lostnortherner
I had a monster in law too. She was an abusive alcoholic and giant shit-stirring bitch. My sympathies, remember you'll outlive her!
royandmossladyproblems
2. and decorated the baby. She was a nice baby.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
But we thank you for sharing.
LlamaLlamaQuack
That. is. HILARIOUS. I like kids, no, really.
Chronotrigger42
No elbowing babies for me, but I did do a drunken Irish jig at a wedding. I don't know how to do an Irish jig, so I think I was just 1/2
Chronotrigger42
doing karate kicks and jumping up and down with my hands on my hips for 10 minutes or so 2/2.
royandmossladyproblems
1.My drunk friend gave drunk me her baby to take care of while she danced. I took the centerpiece apart
Thor561
Baby shouldn't have been on the dance floor if he couldn't handle throwin' 'bows.
DidItForScience
Yeah but who does the chicken dance in a mosh pit?
Keesterbunny
Amen
MisleadingInformation
There is still a federal law that prohibits outside weddings. It's rarely enforced though.
QuentinBlackk
Every time. Every stinkin time.
Dispari
Where is... oh dammit.
whateveritisitisntfunny
My insecurity with this website comes from your comments. Bravo.
howisthisname
Fuck man, you finally got me.
BroadbaWord
He always gets me
JonesItUp
Really? Man that's inter DAMNIT!!
mcgravin
I thought it was outside welding.
Fire777
That too
CrocodileTears19
What that's ridicu..HEY WAIT A MINUTE
Vandy729
Hey mom did you know there's a law prohibiting outside weddings!
FrigginCornflakes
(5 minutes later) 25 Shocking Marriage Laws You Didn't Know About
SweetBabyJesus
This mother fucker....
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
YOU!
SKhaaaaaaaaan
I'm so done
chellspeck
You are on a roll today. Seriously.
Pawnderlust
Godammit
MoreMisleadingInformation
This law was created to protect the locals from wild bears, ever since in 1792 when Richard Pinkerton was mauled during his own wedding.
LostInSpates
Ahhhhh, you guuuuuuys!
DarkUranium
Was this photo taken at said wedding?
ExperimentKraj
Alright, you guys got me. Usually by More's post, I've seen through it, but today your one-two punch brought me down. Bravo.
cuntdestroy3r69
Fuck you got me.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
You two are a dangerous pair
Goodnewwseveryone
actually, after I read the second one... I knew I had to check the username.still are pretty dangerous nonetheless
ihavequestions
Why hasn't this law been overturned?
AugustusScuirus
Richard "Dick" Pinkerton
Viralregurgitator
Pinkerton party of none
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
You two are a dangerous pair
ohlittleladybuttsexchamp4lifeohyeahohyeahohyeahohyea
You are my favorite person on imgur
HighrockTendales
You little Basta man!
HeartCondition
Every god damn time! Fuck!
Merisiel
Not subtle enough, but kudos for the attempt.
UndercoverDumbledore
There actually is a law like that in the UK saying you have to have a covering of some sort!
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Tattooedtom
Oh you
Telis
Check the username. xD
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LaughingOrgasms
It's always halfway through the comments that I realize it's all a lie!
Ravieolie
http://imgur.com/m3HVi1Y no... wait... don't fall...
Cassiraa
That was almost certainly their best wedding photo
HentaiSensai
He's trying to use The Force
icanseeyou201
Spot the Jedi
DidItForScience
Jedi fail.
PaperElemental
Maybe he made him fall?
PaperElemental
Maybe he made him fall?
DidItForScience
But he said don't fall? Unless... Jedi mind trick!
Ryebread91
Revers psychology.
JustGoingToChangeItAnyway
"please don't break the camera with all our wedding photos"
JustARichard
Looks like Sweets from Bones
bitchinmona
Too soon. ):
RoboCritter
I was thinking this beef whore i read your comment XD
Idontalwaysupvotebutwhenidoiprobablydonthavepants
beef whore?.. *dieing* omg yes, I needed this today.
RoboCritter
+ for user name
Maelchry
He went sub-teapot.
TooMuchPressureToThinkOfAWittyUsername
This is gold.
NulHeart
Falling for me and me without a pickup line
mynamewasalreadytaken
I'm 98% sure this is willy wonka
Dumbledoreroar
Jesus H. Fuck. This is gold! +1000000
Squeezit
I tried to save him. Put my arm out and everything and said "ah!"
Shazam1832
Stuebydoo
Look at that bitch, she's all like "fall, fall and hurt yourself"
ssgoku129
"Rich, http://imgur.com/m3HVi1Y you want to fall"
jaegybomb
Her. I like her.
Yokosumari
Dee Reynolds?
ElectriclyCharged
She probably screwed with what the photographer was standing on
ashipthatshipsshippingships
"Bitch should have gotten my good side."
MusingsoftheUnknownMan
Exactly what I was thinking when I saw her face.
ScienceLasers
I like this string
Ravieolie
i like your string
HermanManly
Stop, don't, come back
iamghost
Alternatively: "stop, don't come back." Blew my mind when I realized he said it ambiguously on purpose.
heyyouwantatoothpick
what's this from it's killin me!
HermanManly
Blackhawkss4
Willy wonka
MisterGod
BeardOnTheInside
"That....thats not cake......"
man753
Yeeessssss
man753
Yeeessssss
WarmButteryCopPorn
Is that Gabe Susan Lewis?
NateintheNorth
That last one though. You can tell. +1 also the chick in the back, still smiling.
spoodermon
"thats my fetish"
NateintheNorth
http://imgur.com/M7QacVH
HotNSpicyColdNIcy
Weird that I actually went to college with that guy. He lives in Clinton, MS.
TheBlackSalmon
Love the man with his fist closed. He wants to help but realizes there's nothing he can do.
dNa87
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/166/752/soclose.jpg
mfdave
Groom looks like "im not paying for that!"
severice
That guy with the fist though, he's just like "You got his man... I believe in you."
superben
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/survivor1.gif
catdadgamedev
came here to see this gif. thanks.
YaCrazyDutchBastard
She's comitted
AdoIfHitIer
Schadenfreude :)
NateintheNorth
Ja!
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Its like the farther from the middle they were the less they gave a fuck.
DemSumBigAssRidges
Second from the right is my kinda girl!
RedOnTheHeadFireInTheBed
And the one in front who is about to bust up laughing.
DrTremendous
Still a good shot.
BeeExpert
There's a trio of evil on the right
AnybodyOutThere
I noticed the same thing. Maybe they kept the mean girls as far from the bride as possible?
binarybeard
That's her fetish
ivegottwolegs
I find it interesting that the people on the ends seem less aware of the fall. Like there is some wave radiating from the middle.
ItsCaptain0bvious
"That's my fetish"
BanesOnAPlane
The girl in front of her looks like Dee Reynolds from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"
ImIsStranger
But look at the head that was blocking her view. She probably didn't see him falling just thought he was getting a better angle?
sunshineLollipopsAndEvil
That girl in front of her knows what's going down, and she thinks it's hilarious.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
They look likebthe world's worst choir.
iamprobablyhigh
She pushed the photographer over with her mind.
IAmInAGlassCaseOfEmotion
Your misfortune pleases me http://imgur.com/Lt3IkFg
cmc8290
I'm almost not buying it... they're all still looking directly in the lens.
NateintheNorth
Looks like the two guys on the left are looking up and to the cameras left, I think.
cmc8290
no one would lie on the internet, right?
NateintheNorth
No, never! O.O
GiantCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
Yeah that last one made the post worth it.
kisforkatewhowasstruckwithanaxe
Girl in front, second from the end is smirking, like "karma is a bitch, eh Chase?"
goforchristinam
I know a fellow sorority girl when I see one!
AwYissBreadcrumbs
How about that guy with his Jedi mind tricks?
CameronChase420
I noticed that too, I think she had something to do with him "slipping"
FoxMulderBelieves
Ha. I noticed that too. Awesome pic anyway.
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
You're saying bae caught him slippin?
TheRicM
This deserves more attention
YoureGonnaGetHopOns
Nah it's just the light takes longer to reach her, so "technically" she hasn't seen him fall yet. Trust me. I science.
YoureGonnaGetHopOns
Just leaving this comment for all the people who come to correct me. Yes. It was a funny. I (mostly) understand relativism.
snurx
http://imgur.com/EYulWox
DidItForScience
Or she's just slow to react and/or was trying to hold her pose.
randomlex
The smiling ones may be a bit slow... or smart enough to realize the camera's shooting :-D
Ravieolie
http://imgur.com/m3HVi1Y Or this JEDI DID!?
MissSpelledTattoo
Schadenfreude bridesmaid
Sereh
Her horse still hasn't left the gate, if you know what I mean.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
"DIE, YOU SLUT" Wtf Brittany.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
The one in front of her has a look that arsonists have when the visit the scene of the crime to admire their work. Satisfied but restrained.
chelsyeah
She reminds me of April Ludgate.
sunshineLollipopsAndEvil
Thank-you! I missed this. Laughed so hard a tear started to form in left eye. +1
onewomandirewolfpack