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If any of you guys feel depressed or suicidal and need someone to talk to feel free to message me. FP Edit: If you want to add me on snapchat, my username is alrightwill or send me something that Master Roshi would like. #motivation#eatingass#doesanyonelookatthesetags#impeachnixon#wu_tang_clan#fuckmods
csullivan
drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs
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Kyen155
https://imgur.com/b6dRIM8
MoxxRavenmane
Eh, I'll do it tomorrow...
OddSam93
Is life my ass? Cus I'm up for the experience.
WhiteTexan
eat your ass by the ass? or eat my ass by the ass?.... Im confused
68PrivateJoker
Keifer6644
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with
LetsGoWVU
I’ve been in a rough place and haven’t been taking care of myself the best. Finally scrubbed my house today and went to the store. I’ll put
LetsGoWVU
In the effort to try and get myself back on track. No one else is going to do it for me, time to suck it up.
Habitman
Thanks for the motivation Pvt. Joker, i'll try and do all that stuff for ya.
68PrivateJoker
I want a report when you get back from doing the list
burnydog
Eat life by the ass!
HerMajestysSecretButthole
That movie made me uncomfortable af.
VodkaReindeer
What about masturbating?
orangatuan
But I don't want arse. I want triple choc fudge cake with mint choc chip ice cream, and raspberry ice cream.
Spacerihno
How about we compromise and I lay in bed all day isolated from everyone?
kahlosa
Thank you! Just got up and took a shower and took out the trash.
theshoeminator
Also: stop comparing yourself and your life to other people and their lives. Fuck that.
PrivateNoodles
Wait you... want me to open... this window? Here in Canada?
nikknolte35
I really needed this, thanks
DropkickJames
Time to suck the days dick!
secretoaster
No teeth
BishlamekGurpgork
doyalikedags01
The Acacia Strain
Jakethesnake357
WendyTheWendigo
Stealing that.
flobeach
Time to grab Saturday by the balls and gently squeeze it!
shootan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUdsmUbs3s0
68PrivateJoker
Don't forget to cradle the nuts!
PipeandSlippers
https://media1.tenor.com/images/fa4c9cb1417c8185a238a087ad5b786d/tenor.gif?itemid=5138604
Seggs
Came here to post this +1
TwoCheese
Don’t tell me how to suck a cock
nickdillinger
ToasterBaths
Grab life by the clit.
TheMershedPerderder
I'm going to suck every single drop out of it!
magicalmysterytour
Fuck Jeff Goldbloom
68PrivateJoker
MsCillaneous
"Do what housework you can manage." I swept everything into a pile but too lazy to use a dust pan and throw it away.
helmeri
eat ass
LoveAnew
Have we all agreed to leave this at 69 upvotes? This is perfect.
68PrivateJoker
I eat life by the ass that's why I'm always covered in shit!
Dagithor
No, really, I mean I eat a LOT of ass
Whysperia
Smoke ass, eat gas
yourCleavageUsername
Like groceries
nipplepanties
Skip class, smoke grass, eat ass
PepeUserOfWeaponizedAutism
Yeah, that's all that I'm gonna get out of this.
goatamon
Eat ass, smoke grass
mipanda
suck a dick, and sell drugs
theREALfrankcastle
thats one of my favorite bits
Bluekitten03
I finally just got the motivation to clean my house after months of not being able to. I feel great
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Find the things that you can do and that you’re willing to do *now* to make things better. Start small, but continuously act. It adds up
joshyjosh
It's 15 degrees out so fuck opening up a window. Also why would I put clothes ON. I'm enjoying the naked laying around.
Sapherno11
Tried to commit suicide in 8th grade. Terrible bullying. But during that year something snapped in my head. After the attempt failed,
Sapherno11
(literally because I was too much of a coward to use a knife), I realized I had zero suicidal instinct. No matter how depressed I get, it
Sapherno11
I never get the urge to kill myself. stay in bed sure, but not actively kill. Not since that one day.
bsoxmk2
*me sitting on a recliner in my underwear in a messy apartment* "naw" *swipes to next image*
OriginalWadjet
it's too cold to open a window
amstrad
FUCK OFF WINTER
SquatttingDog
Light a candle?
HormonalWoman
Tip for those who have mental illness, if you find plates piles up then get some paper ones. It sounds daft but it has helped me so much.
iamlamp2
I have paper plates now for this reason. I am in bed before work all day. Put off bed after work to drink which I'm stopping now.
thesplashingblumpkins
dishwasher is love. dishwasher is life.
Millillion
But what if they pile up?
PsiloCybe86
Whole point of plastic plates , treeshard
itwasababyox
HormonalWoman
Bins, I find keeping trash bags near the bins (cupboard) and then being able to just take the bag out is easier.
IamJustinSane
Can confirm. I felt lazy when I started doing it, 5 yrs l8r I don’t know why everyone isn’t doing it. Well, other than all the xtra garbage.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Are you actually serious? You've been using paper plates for 5 years, and you even wonder why not everybody does it? Have you
27yoUGLYvirgin
Seriously never thought about what an insane amount of waste and damage you're causing to the environment? That's why not everyone does it.
IamJustinSane
I’m willing to bet you’re carbon footprint is far bigger than mine. Even my vehicle is 100% electric.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Yeah, I'm willing to bet against that. Considering I've never used a car in my life.
SquatttingDog
And it’s super wasteful.
IamJustinSane
Yes, all that extra garbage PLUS it’s wasteful. WTF???
SquatttingDog
Beats me.
RingSting
Or have 1 plate, 1 fork, one knife, one spoon and one pan.
becausebugeye
Equalizer
legalisegaymarijuana
This. Such a good solution.
HormonalWoman
I did but even then going down stairs was too much. I would see the plate next to me and get depressed over it :/
RingSting
It worked for me, we all gotta find our own way I suppose.
WayneBruceWayne
This movie is about eating people!!!
rugmiplease
Like people's ass?
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I'm sure that happens at some pointn in the movie.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
DanielleCopley
What movie?
WayneBruceWayne
Its called ravenous
soundofpoison
He's eating someone in that scene!
68PrivateJoker
What movie is it?
seppdietrich
"Ravenous". Fine horror/comedy with an unforgettable soundtrack.
cheesymouth
HE WAS LIIICKIIIING MEEE
soundofpoison
Great movie tho
WayneBruceWayne
Love the soundtrack
mattywgtn
Ravenous with Robert Carlisle (spelling) and Guy Ritchie
RayGiIIette
*Guy Pearce.
mattywgtn
Right you are sir!
Firefluff
I rode a bike. That's all i did.
Fishman1318
FloridaLawyer
You leave Nixon alone!
68PrivateJoker