Stop neglecting self care. Take a hot shower. Put on some clean clothes. Open a window and air out your room a bit. Do what housework you can manage. Blast music that gets you fucking pumped. Go out there and eat life by the ass.

Apr 7, 2018 3:14 PM

68PrivateJoker

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If any of you guys feel depressed or suicidal and need someone to talk to feel free to message me. FP Edit: If you want to add me on snapchat, my username is alrightwill or send me something that Master Roshi would like. #motivation#eatingass#doesanyonelookatthesetags#impeachnixon#wu_tang_clan#fuckmods

drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh, I'll do it tomorrow...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is life my ass? Cus I'm up for the experience.

8 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 1

eat your ass by the ass? or eat my ass by the ass?.... Im confused

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’ve been in a rough place and haven’t been taking care of myself the best. Finally scrubbed my house today and went to the store. I’ll put

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In the effort to try and get myself back on track. No one else is going to do it for me, time to suck it up.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the motivation Pvt. Joker, i'll try and do all that stuff for ya.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I want a report when you get back from doing the list

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eat life by the ass!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That movie made me uncomfortable af.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What about masturbating?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But I don't want arse. I want triple choc fudge cake with mint choc chip ice cream, and raspberry ice cream.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How about we compromise and I lay in bed all day isolated from everyone?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Just got up and took a shower and took out the trash.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also: stop comparing yourself and your life to other people and their lives. Fuck that.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait you... want me to open... this window? Here in Canada?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really needed this, thanks

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Time to suck the days dick!

8 years ago | Likes 816 Dislikes 1

No teeth

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Acacia Strain

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stealing that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to grab Saturday by the balls and gently squeeze it!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to cradle the nuts!

8 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 1

Don’t tell me how to suck a cock

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Grab life by the clit.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm going to suck every single drop out of it!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck Jeff Goldbloom

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Do what housework you can manage." I swept everything into a pile but too lazy to use a dust pan and throw it away.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

eat ass

8 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

Have we all agreed to leave this at 69 upvotes? This is perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I eat life by the ass that's why I'm always covered in shit!

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

No, really, I mean I eat a LOT of ass

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Smoke ass, eat gas

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like groceries

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skip class, smoke grass, eat ass

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's all that I'm gonna get out of this.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eat ass, smoke grass

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

suck a dick, and sell drugs

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

thats one of my favorite bits

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I finally just got the motivation to clean my house after months of not being able to. I feel great

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Find the things that you can do and that you’re willing to do *now* to make things better. Start small, but continuously act. It adds up

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's 15 degrees out so fuck opening up a window. Also why would I put clothes ON. I'm enjoying the naked laying around.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tried to commit suicide in 8th grade. Terrible bullying. But during that year something snapped in my head. After the attempt failed,

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(literally because I was too much of a coward to use a knife), I realized I had zero suicidal instinct. No matter how depressed I get, it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never get the urge to kill myself. stay in bed sure, but not actively kill. Not since that one day.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*me sitting on a recliner in my underwear in a messy apartment* "naw" *swipes to next image*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's too cold to open a window

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FUCK OFF WINTER

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Light a candle?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tip for those who have mental illness, if you find plates piles up then get some paper ones. It sounds daft but it has helped me so much.

8 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 6

I have paper plates now for this reason. I am in bed before work all day. Put off bed after work to drink which I'm stopping now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dishwasher is love. dishwasher is life.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

But what if they pile up?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Whole point of plastic plates , treeshard

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bins, I find keeping trash bags near the bins (cupboard) and then being able to just take the bag out is easier.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. I felt lazy when I started doing it, 5 yrs l8r I don’t know why everyone isn’t doing it. Well, other than all the xtra garbage.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Are you actually serious? You've been using paper plates for 5 years, and you even wonder why not everybody does it? Have you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seriously never thought about what an insane amount of waste and damage you're causing to the environment? That's why not everyone does it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m willing to bet you’re carbon footprint is far bigger than mine. Even my vehicle is 100% electric.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I'm willing to bet against that. Considering I've never used a car in my life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And it’s super wasteful.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yes, all that extra garbage PLUS it’s wasteful. WTF???

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Beats me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or have 1 plate, 1 fork, one knife, one spoon and one pan.

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Equalizer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This. Such a good solution.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I did but even then going down stairs was too much. I would see the plate next to me and get depressed over it :/

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It worked for me, we all gotta find our own way I suppose.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This movie is about eating people!!!

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Like people's ass?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure that happens at some pointn in the movie.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What movie?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Its called ravenous

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's eating someone in that scene!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What movie is it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Ravenous". Fine horror/comedy with an unforgettable soundtrack.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HE WAS LIIICKIIIING MEEE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great movie tho

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Love the soundtrack

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ravenous with Robert Carlisle (spelling) and Guy Ritchie

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Guy Pearce.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right you are sir!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I rode a bike. That's all i did.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v Work out...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You leave Nixon alone!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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