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Mar 20, 2014 7:32 AM
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DeadlySeabass
Not zooming in i thought he typed "Diabeefus"
woodenbadger
Dad is radiologist. Told story of similar patient coming in for x-ray. Found moldy peanut butter & jelly sandwich in between fat rolls.
Artefact
juanchits
I lost it in "Thighs so big, se has to waddle in a crablike fashion", and then I lost it a few more times. Funniest greentext ever.
fractalhack
kristeta
that's why shes so big. she haz unlimited mushroom! okaybye...
TheLivinLegend
Girlfriend is a nurse's aid, cardiac wing. Lots of heavyweights. I believe this story has a chance of actually happening.
LwaysLaffing
Christ that was gross
wanooknox
lost it at .iso
alicks
My dad worked at a hospital doing MRIs. Someone in X-ray showed him a film of a large woman who had come in for an X-ray. Found small (1)
alicks
strange bones in the film. Upon re-examination of the patient, doctors discovered old chicken bones tucked between her rolls. (2)
cityhowl
OH.GOD.MY.FUCKING.
MoooMooo
Anna Kendrick's thoughts on this:
mediocremedic
I've found a razor blade in a lady's fat flaps...but never another organism. Excellent greentext.
iamthisguy247
doodleinthemargins
Ham Planet
rave421
Which due to its gravitational pull has caught several ham moons in its orbit.
coinlaundry
HamMoons
ThadiousJayble
Lard Shufflers
Nienista
r/fatpeoplestories I still feel like a terrible person
piggyperson2013
love that subreddit so fucking much
CoconutCyclone
I don't. That's my favorite sub. Assholes deserve what they get. No one is mocked for just being fat alone there.
dietluigi
ಠ_ಠ
TravDrinksBeer
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MrPredator
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-11595-owl-dafuq-dis-door-doing-gif-I-UC0m.gif
WeaponizedGuitar
Relevant name, perhaps?
Zanok
¬_¬
Bhargo
my thoughts exactly
kungfuman
Everyone's face at this.
rebmcr
Never before have these three characters been so appropriate.
Gryphacus
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Mmhmm
SteveHarringtonsLusciousLocks
expectedgif.gif
Hujijiwatchi
gif.gif.gif
Gryphacus
Couldntfindthegif.swf
Cakes1234
My dad had mushrooms grow on his arm from constant exposure to cows. It is so uncommon in my area the doctors were getting excited.
Gayzach
Pics or gtfo
TheFlyingHellfish
How did the cows lead to the mushrooms?
Cakes1234
Cow has a fungal infection, moves to human.
TheFlyingHellfish
[i-did-not-know-that.gif]
obviouslyyourenotagolfer
Liberty Caps grow in cow manure as well. But those can be toxic! o.-
micropig
FlexibleHose
I'm sorry, but an experienced ED nurse should know the difference between a delicious pizza topping and a deadly growth.
TheFlyingHellfish
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom.
textilelover
A snaaaake, a snaaaake, oh no it's a snaaake!
namelesscynic
Of all the green texts that didn't happen: mushrooms take dark, moist conditions but they also take room - friction is not kind to 'shrooms.
Choralone42
Me thinks that kind of person may not have moved around enough to cause enough friction to prevent the mushrooms. Plausable.
Samael13
Right? But apparently nobody lies on the internet, so look out for downvotes.
RD84
every.format :D
fongwins
That was awesome!
Cananadamn
almost too many extensions, almost made it not as funny
DJGnarly
Good guy caption made a subtle reference toward the punchline that in no way ruined the actual final reveal.
Ayham111
BEST GREET TEXT EVER!!!!
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droomph
I don't quite get it. But I know it's awesome based on the first and last pictures.
IndianaIsWeird
i think this WAS Doradus
sillysalamander
*not as great
iliketrains23456789
... best so far ...
Seth21
What, is this the third green text you've ever read? There are WAY better ones out there.
allyourbaritonearebelongtous
Second best, IMO. ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY? is still the champ.
thegingerestofninjas
Banana Shark?
Monarchist
Incest is wincest though, always the best types.
Knifemare
https://imgur.com/account/favorites/iJD8f Try the IT guy!
littlespacebased
You should spend some time on r/fatpeoplestories.
giffer44
She would not have eaten it. Mushrooms are healthy.
AwkwardKyle
Ransnorkel
You made me expel air out my nose forcefully
giffer44
Did it make a snorkel type noise?
Ransnorkel
:D
Sakkura
I'm not sure that one is.
unagiwarrior
But what if it makes her bigger?
insertfunnypunhere
Probably could have used some of that skin oil to deep fry it.
Granolaclusters
*gagging* This post hadn't made me nauseous until I read your comment.
IhaveAdogAndAnxiety
I read the tl;dr and upvoted.
CGriffo124
zaphodthegrate
why do i always laugh so hard at this
catsarecoolandstuff
I know right? Hahaha
wakacow
zaphodthegrate
omg seriously i just laughed harder than the first time what is wrong with me
Numerion
Everytime I see that picture, I just laugh, no matter the context I just go full
ROBOT120807
This is one of those 10/10 reaction images that gets me to laugh every. time.
obscureallusion
I took away my previous upvotes of everything above this so this one can get ahead.
whenthebloodcomeshome
http://imgur.com/N7p9NF9
whenthebloodcomeshome
http://imgur.com/ZaTvTpH
PantyHacker
Working in a psych hospital, I've seen some shit. Literally and figuratively.
Tagross
As a human with a normalish bowel, and lives in a poorish area, I too have seen shit literally and figuratively.
Naftalinaf
Share with us!
PantyHacker
We came across so much indiscriminate body fluids that we came up with the term blurp to describe it. Blood/urine/poop.
droomph
No semen? Psh. Boooring
droomph
Jk I can't even handle pee on the toilet
PantyHacker
140 characters really isn't enough to tell these stories. I should make some posts.
CGriffo124
Ignore this person, I've read enough crap like this for one day.
sanders16
HOW DO PEOPLE LET THEMSELVES GET THIS WAY?
DiglettDigDiglettDigTrioTrioTrio
genetics
Gandalf739
life is hard..suicide aint easy..
op1qo
murica!
dashcan
'MURICA!
CrashGordon
Considering they didn't mention anything about charging her for the visit, it's definitely not us :P
MyPieBringsAllTheDeansToTheYard
Mental illness sucks
JoggingWithForks
It's what happens when you combine freedom and really really stupid people.
GoddamnitClown
Freedom is really not strongly correlated with obesity.
ShiKageMaru
Nor is stupidity. There's lots of fat people that're smart.
SirCheckmatesalot
freedom for huge firms to maximize profits. government issued super high taxes on everything fattening and proper food in schools is the fix
JoggingWithForks
And not every comment on the internet is to be taken literally.
Studoku
Someone make a graph.
GoddamnitClown
It was only a throwaway comment, but I actually might :P
ZombieDoll
Let me just say, I am fat. I know it. I eat right, I exercise, I just can't lose the weight. But I shower every day, some times twice a day.
shadowex3
Listen you might be fat but you're not growing-fucking-mushrooms fat.
Selrisitai
If you "eat right," then you are losing weight. Period. You should visit us at /r/fatlogic on Reddit to rid yourself of your ignorance.
Kodyack
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Tonberryc
It's a snowball effect. People keep taking shortcuts until they basically stop taking care of themselves at all.
kloko
all valid points here
31415926535897932384626433832795028841971
Because when you accept an "only overweight" lifestyle as laudable it's not that hard to get from there to obese.
MrPredator
Some have problems, others are just lazy fucks who need a shock in the ass to get them moving.
SamInbound
More to the point how do others let their loved ones get this way
feranima
fat people can be very forcefull if you try to deny them excess food, trust me, i'm fat
MisleedingInformation
single isolated parent and kids don't know any better?
dividedby0
Cheese
biotechonista
don't you blame cheese for this, he did nothing wrong. it was cheese+meat+bread+sugar+A WHOLE PLANET that committed these atrocities.
Counterfit
Freedom
Hujijiwatchi
'murica
ZWhiteZ33
Have u tried chicken mcnuggets?! They are literally incredible.
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Barbado
I wouldn't be surprised if it stems from some kind of mental illness.
Imreallynotsoclever
HaI I got that one!
SerialKitten666
It does.
r40k
It absolutely does. If she got this way herself then it's 100% certainly mental illness. Mental illness really isn't as complicated as 1/2
r40k
2/2 people think. It's basically "are your mental processes causing problems/extremely abnormal?" Congrats, you've got a mental illness.
Barbado
That's the simplest explanation of mental illness I've ever heard.
r40k
Right? The hard part is finding out exactly what mental illness they have. That's why the DSM goes through so many changes.
Ijusthadto
Slowly.
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StrideWideMan
There's also a point where the exercise to reduce the mass becomes difficult, and a slow process when we want a quick fix.
matthevv9801
There is but the landwhales end up using motorized vehicles instead of walking like normal human beings.
BaoAlex357
Unfortunately, that point is after the "microfractures just from walking" level of hambeast.
Shlits
I got to 15 stone and felt disgusted with myself.
oddmog
Addiction is a beast in many forms. When that addiction is something that is a base function of existence kind of gets a little trickier.
lurkerindisguise
As an addict in many sense, i approve of your definition ; have some wikipedia point !
mmurrbles
I feel lazy is not an addiction.
Maelchry
That was... so deep, man...
oddmog
*sigh* That's what she said.
Selrisitai
. . . just before taking another toke.
OverpricedCrayon
You can be addicted to food but that doesn't mean you're adverse to cleaning yourself.
oddmog
True enough bit of a fat bastard myself but shower/bathe everyday pretty much. The person in the story has gone well past many extremes.
captainobvioustits
i don't mean fat, i mean unclean :|
Millillion
Sometimes it's just hard for some people to do anything. And I
oddmog
Don't really know but a lapse in mental state is probably the go to answer. Some people were just never taught basic hygiene as well.
johnvictor
Add in the physical difficulties of one trying to reach around such bulk to properly clean their form much less fit into a bath/shower.
oddmog
Really is a sad state of affairs when people let themselves get to this point. Probably still had a decent range of motion to walk in though
echocall
This is so true. I'm addicted to jackin' it
oddmog
Actually still an addiction just not really a base function of existence.
echocall
Maybe not for you..
oddmog
Okay so maybe it is, maybe it's not. Sorry I took awhile to get back to you.