SexyClaptrap
110161
2988
138
What would a halfling description be?
It hurts
I’m super disappointed in you
No longer in my 20s but I felt this. It poked my heart
I weeded the garden yesterday and my ass is sore today. Do this workout routine and you can be just like me!
It’s definitely gonna happen
8
Except nunchucks.
This was pretty cool
Tbh, I work at a uni and they’ve done a great job. It’s been a surprisingly smooth transition
ISPs have been the biggest struggle, but for the most part have handled it well.
Some good news
Handsome boy tax
heinzb
#1 does not adequately reflect the consumption of alcohol.. I can still see the neck filled in most.
SteelStash
#3 only an extra $300? I mean. Yes. My tattoos only cost 300. I swear
futureman3000
#10 The Great Depression was in the 1930s
Neuronyx
Handsome boy
trojanplatypus
Nunchucks.
SuperUltraFloridaMan
Is that Ron Jeremy playing the pizza?
BisAndThighHighs
My ISP hasn't been too bad, couple of outages but they got on it pretty quick. They've been sending updates about possible issues too.
KindaClueless
#23 all of the above.
gaidinbdj
#29 SMH. "Corporate personhood" is a legal term of art and does *not* mean that they are actually people, legally or otherwise.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
#1 I feel like I have hit the right balance, I've finished 15 or so books but also been drunk a whole lot of the time.
SexyClaptrap
Nailed it
OhThatCheddarBob
Y'all really hold in your farts in public?
DrunkenMarineBiologist
#23 I am always kitty 4
notareej
Handsome boy
trojanplatypus
Nunchucks.
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
Déjà vu
jmstr
To be fair I left my nunchucks at my parents house
trojanplatypus
Nunchucks.
LobsterBandito
At least there was love in the time of cholera.
SJohnson23
That must be a very old graph - it stops at 8000 or so COVID deaths.
KWJester49
Here’s another outdated one, but 150k deaths https://youtu.be/LnQcbAKWkPE
Inmate45
So, like, 10 days?
Jackeea
Not *that* old, all things considered
VariousAuthors
Handsome boy
trojanplatypus
Nunchucks.
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
Déjà vu
hedgewizard
#5 Georgia reopens, except the Governor's Mansion. Not tours yet.
Sansfaith
Ok but that gelatin gif....i mean...where the fuck was this on day one of quarantine...
SexyClaptrap
Look up aspics on reddit. You won’t regret it
3wattbulb
Instructions unclear. Doomed to eternal ass pick nightmares
SexyClaptrap
And I was tired when I wrote this. There’s liked 50s gross aspics and like arty aspics. Tread carefully!
GusTheBard
#26 plus, I'm lucky enough to be working from home... Which means I STILL don't have time to do learn anything new.
isthatusernamereallystillavailablequestionmark
I#41 I was totally unaware of what you can create out of cooked bone!
NotTinyPancakes
You should see what you can create from the raw bone
ShadowbanMyAss
#20 you mean in 50 years right? The geezers in washington dont relinquish their power at an early age
StormWeather123
#32 doesn't have sound which is so sad because it's the best friken song ever...
SexyClaptrap
Oh shit you’re right I fucked up. It’s so pretty!
PleaseDontEatTheSoylentGreen
halfling androgyny: small. Likes eating. Feet
DouglasPouchOfHolding
Oh great, I'm a dOrc.
slotheroll
213anon
Handsome boy
trojanplatypus
Nunchucks.
spritely88
Very handsome boy. Looks like my little guy.
trojanplatypus
Nunchucks.
PancakePoodle
I've always wanted a cool tattoo. But, fuck, I can never justify spending that much money on it.
tinybluedot5
If you want one, I say go for it. I don’t miss the $160 I spent 10 years ago and I get to enjoy my tattoo every day! (Mine is just black
tinybluedot5
lines and dots, so not super expensive. $160 includes tip.)
penzick
Save for it. Even if you're broke, recycle 20-40 cans for an extra $1 or 2 a week. It's healthy to indulge & won't come out of your budget.
O11i3
Man, swine flu fucked us HARD
muggybonehead
Also from the good ol’ P R of C
yifin
#37 Why the hell do people keep posting blurry shots of WWE crowds as a reaction?
ImProbablyDrinking
im paintin' what yer primin'
BigManSam
I puked what you fed me
FrozenGolfBalls
I smell what you’re stepping in.
DomPettyAndTheLawnRakers
I see what youre doing.
yifin
Really? Cause I can't.
MaadMaanMaatt
I catch what you’re throwing
SexyClaptrap
I picked up on what you’re putting down
lljkstonefish
I smell what he's cooking, and I rather wish I didn't.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I taste what you're putting in my mouth
2CraZyXTiRed98
steamingbowlofdonkeyschlongs
I inserted what you lined up for me
steamingbowlofdonkeyschlongs
#lubed! I get too speedy and damned autocorrect...
FuturamaSleeper
the song with sound.
squirrelfartsy
Dr Demento?
Snitchesgetstitchesbitches
Thank you! I was confused as to why David Letterman was playing a keyboard before you posted this
SexyClaptrap
Thank you!