AUserFormallyKnownAsChinkyDingo
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Aug 29, 2014 3:55 PM
AUserFormallyKnownAsChinkyDingo
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BullSchmidt
Just like in NBA 2k14 when I created my white caracter, he had a black voice
belle0128
I didn't see Trevor Daley listed soooo... adding him to the list of black NHL players
Pinoniemi
Black hockey players are pretty common here in the Detroit suburbs
LegalBeagal
There are some very good black players!
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
I liked Let's Be Cops there, I said it
Iamnotveryclever
http://imgur.com/rOvfWee
Candymostdandy
In my younger days I hung out at a rink and there was a whole team of black players called the Dark Knights.
aking357
how is this not the top comment?
TaintedGENE
haha this is genius
NonWellKnownImgurian
I fucking love that show
davedatlast
Whoa whoa whoa, there's like two of them now. Iginla and Subban.
TheBlackxRanger
simmonds and emery
DustinPenncakes
Ward and Okposo.
Uhall
Looks like it could be Schmidt's cousin
witchl0rd
Why are these even gifs?
vagueoutlook
I suppose this would be funny, but there are more than a handful of black NHL players, and the only mainstream game can create one too!
Rodeodoc
There are lots of black hockey players. Mostly Canadian since hockey isn't really a black American's sport.
p0470
NHL15, September 9th bitches!
KarlOkladek
Wayne simmonds!
TheBlackxRanger
Lets go flyers!
DustinPenncakes
Flyers suck! (sorry habit)
OnceInAWhileYouGetShownTheLight
Black guys dominate sports. Football, basketball, baseball, golf... once they make a heated rink, we'll dominate hockey too - Chris Rock
waitingfortheencore
PK Subban. Case and point.
dokclaw
Subban, motherfuckers!
mrqweby
There's always Subban for you I guess
Nait10
I just started watching this a week ago. Watched S1: E3-12 in one night lol. So funny.
TheBobbumMan
Arent there a growing amount of black NHLers?
votingisnexttogodliness
And Subban won the fucking Norris
ifwisheswerehorsestherewouldbelotsofhorsepoo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Hockey_League_players_of_black_African_descent They're mostly Canadian too.
valomir
yes, there are a lot and it's growing.
Wacked
The only one I can recall is Subban, but that is because his name means bitch in Sweden.
Elchja
Buff and E. Kane on the Jets, off the top of my head.
turokzelda
And wayne simmonds
valomir
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IGINLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!
MadamPuddifoot
He's black? I thought he was like... Hispanic or just really tan...
iDownvoteDumpsWithCaptions
Isn't it "the bitch" since Swedish appends definite articles (-n or -et) to the end of words?
Wacked
That would be correct, but most wouldn't mind at all in any case.
ajizzle
subban, simmons, smith-pelly to name a few
thewildplum
HEEEEEY. When my BF watches hockey i notice the black player ALL the time!
tommylikey
Sad Endings :(. This show was the best! Donkey kick!!!!
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tommylikey
Oh man!!! Thank you for the link. Just rewatched the pilot, and this show was the best! No work is getting done for the rest of the week :).
Erotes
http://imgur.com/61SuyH6
Erotes
http://imgur.com/0BbRqLK
okbluejays
P.k. Subban.
Robmonster96
The reason why they wont let him create a black playetr
SkiFreeCK
As a Bruins fan, fuck P.K..Subban.
CleofisRandolphThePatriarch
Habs fan here, I respect the Bruins, because they are skilled and have a lot of heart. I dislike the fans though, they can be real assholes.
SkiFreeCK
Yes we can
SrPerusse
This should be first comment.
okbluejays
Not only is he black, but he's one of the best players out there, imo
EveryChickenInThisPlace
Definitely
DustinPenncakes
He'd be better if he didn't take as many dumb penalties as he does.
trustmeimalinguist
Isn't it weird that emoticons on the iPhone still lack black people?
oniman7
All those darn yellow blobs
Huitzil
...Do they even have white people? Or just yellow emoticon people?
trustmeimalinguist
Well, as a white woman, I sent a couples emoticon (meant to be "us") to my black boyfriend. He jokingly responded, (1)
trustmeimalinguist
"Oh, a happy white couple." I burst into laughter, and then realized they only have white people, and like one Asian and a guy in a turban.
Huitzil
But was the couple ACTUALLY WHITE? Because yellow emoticon people have no racial traits; they'll appear as the race you want to see.
Huitzil
Kind of like how everyone in America thinks anime characters are white, and everyone in Japan thinks they are Japanese, etc.
trustmeimalinguist
I don't understand...
vintageflowers
Always up vote Happy Endings. Gone too soon :/
PamelaSplooshPoovey
Are they talking about ice hockey?
finallyirrelevant
aw man no one got the reference
PamelaSplooshPoovey
I know. I'm sad
LoneDirewolf
Happy Endings. Great show
GdSvThQn
I need it back in my life.
IGarfunkledYourMother
How come you get to throw hip hop Santa off the balcony, but when I do it with a bag of nickels it’s quote unquote attempted manslaughter?
causality
I just torrented Happy Endings. The acting was pretty bad but I did learn some neat massage techniques.
TheVikingWay
Easily one of the better sitcoms of the past 10 years. Majorly underrated
ExitVanLeft
Loved this show, it's where I learned about thumb pointing +1
KFizzle
He makes ladies V's the deep V's.
CapnCook
This was one of my favorites, they had a gay character who wasn't a queen, he was a piece of shit, that's some progressive shit
FlatPlutoSociety
And the interracial couple didn't exist just as a walking setup for race jokes. It was pretty great.
Cavalish
Max is perfect in every way. And by perfect I mean deeply flawed. I also like that he had the same relationship issues as everyone else.
Illyric
Gay character who wasn't a queen...Steve, from Warehouse 13
Cavalish
Ergh, Jinks is my spirit animal. In the final episode where he was just SO UNHAPPY to be in a musical number cemented my love for him.
bringingclawstoagunfight
Well...except for that one episode.
Cavalish
Ssshhhh, we do not speak of the magic candle episode.
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roninswanson
Me too
TheSkylie
It was okay. I wouldn't really call it great. Just okay at recycling the same style of humor and catch phrases ad nauseum.
appaismyspiritanimal
Currently not on. Netflix (US), if anyone else like me was wondering.
slapmyassandcallmesusan
Or just watch it on youtube. FREE son!
somethingaboutTV
Lots of full episodes on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/FullHappyEndingsTV/videos including S02E05 (my favorite 'HE' episode).
appaismyspiritanimal
You're a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you!
appaismyspiritanimal
Hank you, mobile, for that random period.
la256
Pretty sure it's on the Canadian version. Get on that Hola app!
appaismyspiritanimal
I honestly keep forgetting bout that!
slaitch
Are there not any black hockey players? I don't pay enough attention to hockey to know. If there aren't, is it just a lack of interest?
ifwisheswerehorsestherewouldbelotsofhorsepoo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Hockey_League_players_of_black_African_descent Most of them are Canadian.
PuckHead92
Pk and Malcolm subban, Joel ward, Dustin byfuglien, Evander kane, Ray emery to name a few
Gribbles39
The number of black players is steadily increasing as years go by. Currently 29 are considered active in the NHL.
linkskywalker14
Pure guess, but I believe most really cold areas in the U.S. and Canada have much lower black populations in general.
doclivingston
Not quite right, as any big American city like Chicago or New York has a pretty significant black population. It's mostly cultural/economic.
BlkTonyStark
I live in Toronto, which is colder than most U.S. regions and no, it has nothing to do with climate. Winter clothes sell everywhere 1/2
BlkTonyStark
2/2 It's the cost of the sport as well as the influence of who you're around. If all your friends play a certain sport because its cheap 2/3
BlkTonyStark
3/3 You do too. Hockey is very expensive gear wise and participation wise. My brother played Hockey and it was a sacrifice to afford.
DonaldGloverChildishGambino
Baseball is ok but I was raised that it was basketball/football or nothing. Later on I learned that hockey was dope but early on...noo...3/3
DeathBySnuSnuYouWillHave
PK Subban!!!!
rhymeswithurple
Fuck Subban
WeWillNotGiveInToTheThinkers
Subban means "The Bitch" in Swedish.
vieuxdats
Pk and Price ftw
lljkrevol
Booooooooooooo
CharDeeMacDenniss
Subban is a punk..drop the gloves son...but he's scared of lucic
mildmanneredfellow
...Sucks butt
khaleesimotherofkittycats
Go Habs go!!
SquirtleSquad420
THE WAYNE TRAIN http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/04/choo-choo-mf.jpg
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
There are very few, but they also tend to be pretty good.
opad
I think compared to other sports - not many
sianmink
It's cause hockey is full of white dudes with masks and sticks.
aoimori
+1 for Chris Rock. Also, "because we don't feel the need to dominate yet another sport."
youveseenmydownstairsmixup
Johnny Oduya on the blackhawks
Blastergv9
According to a friend of mine quote: "black people don't do cold"
igneousmouse
Devante Smith-Pelley. Anaheim Ducks.
ButIWinCauseTheyThinkIPissedMyselfTheyveNoClueICameAllInMyPants
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Hockey_League_players_of_black_African_descent
npricetag
Iginla!
DustinPenncakes
Joel Ward (one of my favorite players) is black.
DonaldGloverChildishGambino
As a black guy, its generally more expensive to play hockey than say, basketball...we're taught from a young age, where I from anyway 1/2
dietrying
It's much like skiing and snowboarding. It takes a huge amount of money and fiscal power to have a hobby like that, let alone try to go pro.
Counterfit
Hockey is more expensive than skiing or snowboarding
dietrying
it was just an analogy for people who don't know
khora
Unless you live in Scandinavia, but we don't have black people here. The polar bears can see them in the snow.
geriatricsanatore
So you're ignoring Johnny Oduya? He's grin Sweden and half black.
Michelle1018
Johnny Oduya, Dustin Byfuglien, Weeks, Ray Emery, Subban (blah), Simmons.
DizneyDux
My boys from Anaheim, Devante Smith-Pelly and Emerson Etem!
shadowlev
About as many as there are white guys in the NBA.
TheDickofDestiny
There are a bunch of them, but it ain't a big bunch..
lonewolfmcquaid
Eldon "pokey" Reddick!
DonaldGloverChildishGambino
that hockey isn't a "cool" sport. Its 4th on the list of american sports. 1a.) Basketball 1b.) Football, and then nothing else matters...2/3
marcaractac
There are actually a nice few of them in the NHL these days
doxpara1337
Hockey is an expensive sport to maintain and play. It's just an unfortunate reality that blacks are more likely than whites to have a lower
doxpara1337
income. Imagine having to replace gear every year because the kid gets bigger. That's easily 200-300 a year without paying for ice time
doxpara1337
and time spent traveling from town to town. Depends upon other factors, but overall. Hockey costs a lot more than soccer/basketball.
ButILikeCats
SIMMONDS
Everythinggoodwastaken
As a kings fan, I still miss him
rangerjay
Does no one remember Grant Fuhr?
jpeers
I remember him, but often forget he was black. Loved him growing up!
jasta6
I'm old enough to remember Grant Fuhr.
littleasianninja
Grier played for San Jose Sharks and... New York ? later -- he was black.
Digitalblade
Later he was black, and still is? Life altering shi*t there
littleasianninja
Still is probably, but I have no means of confirming that.
thethingthatshouldnotbe
Georges Larauque, but he didn't play hockey so much as just goon around.
ffips
Montrealer here. He's such a class act off the ice.
idontunderstandjazz
and a better player than he gets credit for, especially in edmonton
ScootMcNairysTrampStamp
Johnny Oduya is black AND Swedish, so that
youveseenmydownstairsmixup
Go Hawks!
ScootMcNairysTrampStamp
...is cool. (I hit enter too early.)
Dvent
There are. Ray emery battled auto-immune disease and helped the 2010 and 2013 Chicago Blackhawks to Stanley Cup wins.
Michelle1018
Not 2010, only 2013.
Morph175
Actually antti niemi was in goal for 2010 and Christobel Huet was the backup goalie......yes....I am canadian.
PuckHead92
Not part of 2010. That was crawford and Huet.
MadDogMags20
Niemi and Huet
IMadeThisAccountToUpvoteComments
Eh he didn't really do much in the 2013 season/playoffs. I would have mentioned elite superstar dman PK Subban over a washed up goalie.
Dvent
I amend my earlier statements, he was only part of the 2013 squad.
rothsbury
Even God is trying to stop him playing hockey.
shotrocket6
I bet Emery would challenge God to a fight if he could
Counterfit
Because he's an asshole. Emery, not God
CiriusTrio
Jury is still out on whether or not God is an asshole.
TheHappyCanadian
as a Canucks fan: BOOO
Dusseldwarf
Heh, Blackhawks. 'Cause he black.
Bourbontastic
He also battled Holtby and won
catmanuel
He also battled a cockroach with his mouth and won $500
ASlightlyMoistRaccoon
*Assaulted
Kanil
Hextall doesn't view it like that!
lightalife
I'm guessing by the way you worded this, you're a flyers fan?
gmfunkd
There are a bunch honestly. Emery, the Subbans, Iginla, Brasheer...oh Donald Brasheer (just to name a few)
Jazka
Emerson Etem and Devante Smith-Pelly are Anaheim prospects, and Wayne Simmonds is an established NHL grade player in Philadelphia
geriatricsanatore
Depends on your definition of black, non bi racial then there are only like 9 and non of them are from the US.
LiTMac
Absolutely love Iginla. I'm sad he's no longer with the Bruins.
definitelynotamoon
To name a few? Add one more name and it's the whole list.
gmfunkd
There are a lot more haha
jpeers
Wayne Simmonds.
MarcoBelchior
The Wayne train
AsGoogle
TIL Jarome
AsGoogle
Iginla's full name is Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla
AsGoogle
@gmfunkd bc i thought he was not black, native or something. his mom is from oregon&dad nigeria
TraitorousTrump3
Brasheer isn't a hockey player.
gmfunkd
Goon on ice still is a hockey player
TraitorousTrump3
Not in my book.