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mattproducer
My 3 year old saw this as I was scrolling through Imgur on my phone this morning and her only reaction was "That's beautiful! She's pretty"
peachypunch
Shit like this is why I'm so damn jealous of girls. They get all the cute stuff!
HeyTheresaTroll
As a gigantic woman, I approve this message.
belleangeldemuerte
She forgot the tit fluff to make em look more even....
AgathaBrine
I'm always trying to convince my bf to wear some cute underwear... I don't understand why he's against the idea.
lekkis
As a girl with no ass, cute underwear doesn't exactly make me feel great.
MonsieurLNI
You should post some pictures. Also prepare your inbox.
karkitties
For anyone wondering, this is by artist Maya Kern!
emperorcain
Brolama
I'm a guy but I can confirm this because sometimes I wear panties and I feel like really hot...
yuzumi1
as a girl... that would be hot to watch
Leonezia
This is getting somewhere kinky and I want to be a part of it
SheWhoRunsIntoTrees
As a big girl, this is true. I do this every single time I get cute/sexy under things. Slap slap jiggle jiggle hello gents see how I wiggle.
CCleopatra
This makes me so happy. I do a little booty pop just to see it bounce a little and smile to myself about my own jiggle.
wwemedic
I am a chubby chaser, I love it anyway, but hell ya hot underwear turns up the heat! Great post!
OldDirtyChineseRestaurant
Cute underwear increases the attractiveness level of a women immensely. But a woman that is confident and thinks she's sexy is even better.
steamyreality
As a guy that likes thick/chubby girls but is let down by peoples self-esteem. I like this
nnovetljlde
As a thick girl with confidence, hello there
lilpeanut
Ah yes, the Curvy Kate Tease Me. Excellent bra choice, cartoon girl
BakeryBitch
I was just about to comment about that ;) Love my Tease Me
jakovii
if I wear my spiderman underwear nothing can go wrong
ellayellay
My spidey senses are tingling.
HeyThereHawkguy
My Batman ones have a utility belt so I'm always prepared to dish out vigilante justice.
jarrenthebaron
Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round!
Rahxephon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMGo7H5-a0A
Leonezia
Damn right
mimblewimble
There is nothing better than having cute underwear.
Protean2648
Having a great body is better.
WarningThisElectricianMayShockYou
A cute girl with cute underwear is always nice
Skelliton
My girlfriend has 5 new bras she will show me today. I'm very excited!
wegotabadassoverhere
Imgur demands pictures. Huehuehue
gigglyglue
SPIDERMAN! I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
FlyingFarts
Having cute-Tupperware ?
steelerchief
You might be biased. Better post some pics here for the scientific community to properly evaluate. Just to be safe you know.
Magnivore
Pizza.
steelerchief
Pictures to prove it?
Notcleverenoughtocomeupwithsomething1
As I like to call it, FUN-DERWEAR!
unicornknox
That's why I have 142 pairs of cute underwear.
kevinfitz06
and a plump behind
SoaringMuse
Maybe except for confidence :D
Thoraxe123
theres always no underwear ;)
TheChosenAsiangirl
Maybe a cute boyfriend to take it off?
cayal
Batman undies.
mimblewimble
Batman undies are definitely in the category of cute undies.
littlemissfall
There's nothingbetter than accidentally matchingyour bra and underwear.Thats the day I wish to be seriously injured and EMTs take my clothes
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
I volunteer in the name of science
Patricluss
' I wish to be seriously injured and EMTs take my clothes ' .... That's the fantasy that jumps to mind when you wear cute underwear?
littlemissfall
Or someone accidentally spills a chemical on me in lab and I have to take my clothes off. I just hope it's a good underwear day!No skidmarks
mayugebeam
Everyone needs to be found in cute underwear when in an accident.
heartbubbles
That and... "Maybe today I'll have to spontaneously undress in front of a crowd and they'll know I'm popular... because of matching."
littlemissfall
YES! and this exactly!
Patricluss
.... Right, that sort of makes some sense... ish... kind of... I always see girls spontaneously stripping and think, nice matching panties.
DoctorWatchamacallit
as a guy, we have the opposite problem. You do not want an EMT to take off your clothes and see you have matching bra and panties
printhustle
As a dude, there's nothing better than taking off cute underwear.
iSuckedAFewDicksForThisUsername
as underwear there is nothing better than taking off cute dudes.
listen2mylies
As a guy, I only have boxers. Is cute underwear more comfortable?
InnerOwlet
almost never
itxtalone
as a girl, you better not rip those cute underwear off, they are expensive
printhustle
As a romantic, I take them off gently, seductively and very, very slow.
releasetheboobs
Carpe diem, life's too short to carefully remove underwear!
idiotkiwi
I once cut a very expensive front clasp bra off because I couldnt find the clasp at the back... I had bought it though.
IrrelevantGILF
As a moth, there is nothing better than eating cute underwear.
ThatsJustNasty
As cute underwear, 'OH GOD NO! WHY? WHY???'
RedHelmet
You assume that only applies to moths.
GheeButtersnapsJenkins
-my dog
ArniePye
As a frog, there is nothing better than eating a cute moth.
Notcutegermanguy
Its the CIRRRRRRRRRCLE OF LIFE
Notcutegermanguy
As a dude, there's nothing better than eating frogs.
RickAstleyForLIFE420
As a cannibal, there's nothing better than eating dudes.
SirSketchesAlot
frog legs are amazing
SnorlaxTheFlash
How is it, being a moth?
IrrelevantGILF
Pretty Rad!
Kelsier91
as a dude, leave that underwear on.
frogger44
Cute undies cost too much for me. ;_;
TheFuckIsThisTheFuckWasThat
TARGET
LURKEYTOFURKEY
FALSE1
heythatsmymiata
Victoria Secret has free panty cards very often. I take advantage of that.
Kaylin
Really? Where do I find them? I want some cute clothes all I have are guy clothes.
heythatsmymiata
Ahh I believe you must give them your email with a purchase and somehow give your address through that? I'm not sure. It's been a while.
DezTurkish
Marshall's.....Burlington Coat Factory.....discounted underwear for EVERYONE.
thepopesdaughter
Lots of websites sell undies at a discounted price if you buy several of them! Cuteness varies, but it's worth it imo
CCleopatra
I just read through comments and noticed ALL THE BRITISH WOMEN raving about primark undies. Good to know I'm not the only fan!
Ziiiro
I feel like male imgurians would send some....
caloohcalay
:'( I want to get in on this too. The cutest undies I bought were at Primark and I was so mortified I cried at the cashier.
RegalMoon
I buy my cute undies at Primark at the moment and I don't know what I'll do when I go back to the States because no store has cute things.
CCleopatra
You'll be happy to know primark is launching in US this year then!
RegalMoon
Fabulous!
caloohcalay
I think there was one recently with the US flag and Ryan Gosling's face on the front. GET IT AS A KEEPSAKE
fairyka
WHY DID THIS COME OUT WHILE I'M IN AMERICA??!!!
caloohcalay
:D. You know what, if you DM me your address, I will send you it.
theholiestofholes
Same. I might go into Victoria's Secret but won't ever buy anything. Let's cry together, shall we?
Courtjester95
My boobs are to big to buy anything from Victoria's Secret, Fredericks of Hollywood however aww yisss
CCleopatra
If you're in the uk primark and m and s do super cute undies that are CHEAP. Also primark is about to launch in US as well!
Avengur
There is absolutely no non-creepy way to say this. But I'd buy you some in exchange for a non-recorable/non-storable picture of you in them.
FiendishDoctorWu
aRepost
SaltCollector
You have like the entire internet. Why are you considering spending money to see another picture of a girl you will never fuck?
Avengur
Because I like to do nice things for people. But getting something in return is nice.
SaltCollector
If you're trying to get something out of it then it's a trade, not an act of kindness. #
Avengur
Except the thing given and the thing received are of different values. It's not a gift anymore, and it is an trade, but one I get less in.
stevensuffern
I think I've caught my girlfriend doing this a few times
beepbeepboopbeep
HEY
brap
I thought I looked great in my tight underwear. Then my girlfriend told me I was supposed to wear the potato in the front, not the back.
DeadyBearr
And no stretch marks. Even if I have cute underwear the stretch marks get me.
lemn1scate8
They can be cleaned with a laser at clinic. Thank you IT age!
Sdream55
get out of my head!
Probeus
Everyone have stretchmarks. That includes guys aswell!
OmgRULatina
Stretch marks are like battle scars of what tried to kill you and failed! I used to be insecure about mine but now I could care less!
pookiesexbomb
My godmother told me 'Uh, we can all see your stretch marks' when I was 8 months pregnant in July wearing a tank top. :( I still think of it
coldkittennose
That's awful. Your body gave LIFE, feel good about it, I used.to be self conscious about it, but it gets better, seriously.
Verolaquebecoise
When i was preggos, my then boyfried told me that I looked like Freddie Kruger got to me...
Asherdash
Coconut oil has helped fade/minimize mine iver time. Everyond had them, embrace 'em!
killereggplant
Don't know why you got downvoted, have a +1 to counteract! I use cocoa butter myself.
Asherdash
I was downvoted most likely for my typos lol. But I appreciate your kindness!
Valdrec
The people who like big girls (like me) also like stretch marks. Don't worry about it.
awkwardpotato99
Yeah, but do you like the gross belly of fat and flab that just hangs there overlapping your waist?
Valdrec
Yes, I love that stuff! It's not gross at all, it just has a lot of bad press.
belleangeldemuerte
Well hello there ;)
awkwardpotato99
I've always wondered what guys meant by "larger girls". What's the lowest weight and the highest weight you would be interested in
Valdrec
Difficult question to answer, like any open-minded person I like all types, but if someone was into deliberate gain then I know I have a --
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
I think girls are far more bothered about their stretch marks than guys are, they're barely noticeable...
BatmansFirstEnemyWasCalledManBat
They are pretty common, hell I have them because of a growth spurt!
TechnoVibe
As a guy who is currently winning the fight against obesity, those stretch marks are a constant source of insecurity.
Tedathon
I think icantbelievenobodyhadthisusernamealready meant that guys aren't bothered by stretch marks on girls.
TechnoVibe
I don't think most people are bothered by stretch marks when they're about to fuck. You're not going to be like " OH SHIT, LINES! EW!"
drorgin
I refuse to wear a normal bathing suit because of mine. I wear shorts when I swim. :(
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
Honestly, unless they're really really bad, no one will be able to see them unless they're with about 2 feet of you. And if they are...
DeusExSpockina
I decided fuck it and made myself a two piece because god dammit, i go to the beach to swim, not to impress strangers.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
... really bad, could you put fake tan or concealer or something on them?
pookiesexbomb
The ad on my screen is for body concealer now...
drorgin
I had a disease when I was younger that caused me to rapidly lose and gain weight. They run pretty deep in my skin, so concealer won't work.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
...could try wearing short shorts like this: http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mBE9sheSc6TE0UuUz4hcZOQ.jpg which might give you...
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
Either way, I assure you that to other people they won't look as bad as they do to you, but if you really are too self conscious, you...
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
... some cover whilst also looking hot!
OmgRULatina
I couldn't agree more! I lost weight and got stretch marks and I was nervous about my bf seeing them but he says he loves my body!
Fotostatica
This. Yes! I hate my stretch marks, they make me look like I have 3 kids and I have actually never been pregnant.
jahaja
Totally friggin yes! Same here, my whole body from knees to neck is covered.
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Fotostatica
Lucky you, I can see them and feel them still.
JustKiddingImBlakeGriffin
girl me too, they're a big source of shame for me lol smh. my bf doesn't give a shit but to me, they're like prison bars.
Fotostatica
I know, mine likes to play with my stomach and I hate it because I feel self conscious
DeusExSpockina
Moisturizer. ALL the moisturizer. Like its your new religion. They will fade.
Fotostatica
I tried :(
DeusExSpockina
also: drink more water. stretch marks can be made worse because you're dehydrated.
DeusExSpockina
all natural, no petroleum, no weird chemicals or perfumes? Olive oil, coconut oil, or cocoa butter are best bets.
Fotostatica
Thanks for the tips!
justwalkingby
As a tall female with broad shoulders and massive dislike towards all these frills and so on... my self-esteem is low and low it will be :\
idiotkiwi
Find yourself a guy that's willing to make you frilly stuff from scratch, and you may just find yourself wearing it... ;-)
CCleopatra
Well, I find boyish simple boxer shorts on women A LOT so maybe cute underwear just depends on your own style?
TheKingsCrossingWasTheMainAttraction
lol. So they draw themselves fat but don't include the ugly parts of being fat. lol. Fucking Imgur
SuperMareBear
and why should they? why can't we celebrate the cute side of chubby? why does any of it have to be ugly?
TheKingsCrossingWasTheMainAttraction
found the fat guy
SuperMareBear
Chubby, yes. Not a guy. Thanks for playing though.
TheKingsCrossingWasTheMainAttraction
Found the morbidly obese woman
TheKingsCrossingWasTheMainAttraction
"Chubby"
SuperMareBear
enjoy your troll :-)
mypetspider
Welcome to imgur where the points dont mater but all girls are somehow beautiful as long as they pose half nude.....
Halinaattori
As a chubby girl with tits, do you know how impossible it is to find cute and well-fitting underwear that doesn't cost way too much? ;(
nnovetljlde
Lane Bryant does semi annual sales. They make amazing stuff.
idiotkiwi
Yo6 could always try making some?
pappycat
I'm a size 26 and I find cute bras and panties for relatively normal prices. You aren't looking hard enough.
krallisawesome
Or availability might vary from place to place and she doesn't live where you do.
pappycat
Online is where I buy mine.
caloohcalay
I identified much more with the self-jiggling than the urge to thong.
sillytofu
So what's the cute underwear equivalence for guys because I could use one right about now.
BuckMelanoma
Banana Hammock.
nnovetljlde
Black boxer briefs. Mm.
CriscoDiscoChan
a good pair of boxers?
bamesjailey
I find that a well-tailored suit does wonders.
TheRealMulletMan
Good pair of sweat pants or cut off jean shorts
suddenlyrelevant
Being in mine?
hamechi
Maybe shaping your beard...
personificationofsnark
I think I am in a severe minority of females who cannot tolerate that kind of underpants because it feels like having an eternal wedgie.
Rhase
That's actually the reason I wear thongs...oddly. Big underwear gets sucked into my glorious asscheeks anyhow, thongs are smallest wedgie.
CopperWench
Know that feel! My butt is round and panty cheeks are not. They won't stay put!
NeverAngel
You are not alone. Seriously, who makes these underwear?
ginangu
I used to wear them all the time in high school, once i graduated I stopped. Now I dislike them and only wear them to avoid panty lines.
toonsniped
My wife is the same.
Counterflux
As a dude, thank you for confirming the suspicions of all the guys here that haven't tried on female underwear. That would be 50% of us.
idiotkiwi
50% is probably on the high side...
NezzFalls
I've worn heels but never ladies underwear.
pizzaparty
I am female & haven't worn underwear in 15 yrs. I hate the feeling of it and so I don't own any. It's not to be "slutty", it's for comfort.
personificationofsnark
I can only do that in skirts, and there, it's too risky. I have some modesty, after all. The inseam is painful.
pizzaparty
Yeah, I guess some women probably have more sensitive/external parts than mine and in that case it would probably be pretty painful without.
Anon4
But vaginas are constantly self-cleaning, so what do you do about that? (The nicer way to mention discharge).
pizzaparty
I have industrial-strength lips that mostly keep it all self-contained. Sometimes my pants get white stains on the inside, but big whoop.
Anon4
LOL
Atreefellinthepark
I just assumed everyone hated it. I'll wear them for ten minutes. That's about how long it takes to brush teeth, husband notice, removes the
TheShowWhereThePointsDontMatter
It seems like you have all the right answers!
kookyabird
As a man, this is the perfect strategy.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
I'd say something, but I think you're actually doing it right.
nerdprincess91
They're my favourite kind :)
Frostels
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MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
I stated at this for too long, wondering what her husband removes the "m" from
TheFuckIsThisTheFuckWasThat
I need my buttcheeks atleast 50% covered in order to feel comfortable.
muteh
word.
ItsAlwaysWineOClock
Any underwear that has the seam down the middle is the worst. Wedgie in the front and back.
KlaatuBaradaMumbleMumble
Was just buying new panties yesterday. I saw a lot of those. They were cute but oh hell no.
pocketfullofsunshine93
*cringes*
HighwayToTheDangerZone
yes, let me just remove them for you then
BakedBakunin
Smooth as her freshly shaven mons.
craziebaci
It's ok, you're not alone. There are dozens of us- DOZENS!
prettykitties
100% cotton underwear 4 EVAH!
pamelaRRRR
Count me among the dozens!
peaceandpenguins
I appreciate your Arrested Development reference. :)
personificationofsnark
Also they tend to be made of itchy lace >.>
SabineAstroph
But if it's itchy lace then it's not the right kind of lace. I've also learned this. I never understood lace until I bought some from vs
craziebaci
I knowwww- it's very annoying. I don't like lace underwear >.<
personificationofsnark
Cotton is the best.
craziebaci
Amen, sista
ZOMGNO
Stockholm syndrome. the longer you wear em, the more you don't notice. Also, try different types. some people like string, some elastic.
Nalianna
I am a guy who likes girls in boy-leg panties, If you are a girl that likes wearing them, wear them. Dont' wear wedgiepants. :D
Revvys
>.> These are actually my favorite types of underwear. They make my ass look AMAZING.
Snoweh
My idea of 'cute' underwear are my My Little Pony ones... or my Marvel ones. xD I can't STAND lacy underwear, so uncomfy urg!
scatter
I saw a survey once that showed men find boyshorts the most attractive. I believe it 'cause I agree.
BadKitteh
As a man with a half dozen sisters.Can you answer why your underwear have extremely uncomfortable looking and scratchy lace?
bagxofxbones
Lace is my favorite kind. No lines and they look bangin
Revvys
It's actually usually stretchy and a lot softer than it looks -girl with lots of lace undies
gasolinerainbow
what i hate is when there's a lovely bra and panties combo just to turn over the pants and see string but they don't sell the bra separate.
BigAndChunkyDane
Just like when you see a nice bra and once you touch it you feel the 'forced stuffing'. At 75D (european) I don't want no stuffing!
MaddingtonFair
YES! What's that about? I've bought a LOT of those sets and immediately thrown the thongs in the bin, tags still on... Whose idea was that?
gasolinerainbow
Satan's.
NutsToYouNutbutter
Idk why but it never bugs me, I always wear thongs with ease
underratedbutterfly
So.e days I can...others I'm like fuck it.
nyaore
*brofists* I'm the same. Though for me it's more of a sensitive skin issue - lace itches like a bitch when it comes in contact with my skin.
mydadmoon
Centuries & STILL no one has invented cute & comfy in the same package. (No bathroom stall that has a door that latches either!)
Kitastrophe
You can get cute underwear that doesn't creep up into your ass, though
shadevil75
You are not alone. I love my full bottom bikini underwear.
pesukarhu
For me, those are "before-sex -panties" because they come off in minutes. Having something in your crack all the time does not feel nice...
pretzelator
Me too! So glad I'm not alone. I'll take a visible panty line over a wedgie any day.
USD1
Ok ok, just take them off then.
ItsIstanbulNoNotConstantinople
PREACH
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
I don't understand the joy other have in having a piece of lace up your ass... i like my butt covered and not stuffed
MommaTrout
Yeah.And then to think. This underwear was up my butt all night. Then wash. Then wear again. It was up your butt. Poop comes from there.
LieutenantGordon
Same. But there are cute undies that aren't shaped like ass-floss!
Magster2004
Trust me. You're not alone!
mydadmoon
I hate bras. The lace, the seams, and - God forbid - an underwire................why, WHY!!!
princesskageebageeba
I'm with you, thongs to me are just useless, super expensive wedgie rope.
AliceInPunderland
Thongs and g-strings are for 100% chances of getting laid. That's about it
kahavi
They're also for building really sexy slingshots. Confundus opponentus!
ghostsdesu
No, I'm totally with you. Thongs are awful. Boyshorts tho.
cokebender
Women's briefs are a personal preference. Comfy, and sexy! Even in shorts, no threats of flashing.
esospanqueques
I hear you sister!
hartmonica
Not to mention they are nylon or poly which does NOT breathe.. so... ~swamp ass~ wedgie
BeccaBeeHeart
No, you are not alone. I bought some like this ("Cutie booties" from Aerie). Drives. Me. Nuts. Had to toss them. They were soo cute tho :(
sakumasapyon
i wouldn't say minority. it's a well establish fact how much we tolerate in the name of beauty
adyer06094
We may be a small few, but we're a more comfortable few, who don't have to awkwardly adjust during the day. :]
bagxofxbones
gurl be preachin
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i'm in with you....
Luvvie
I like this type, but thongs? HELLL NOO
BDSMBlooddoll
I don't mind a thong (and don't really count as female) but lace makes me ITCH
DezTurkish
I would say a good thong shouldn't go up the ass. Some brands always do it for me, and others never have. It's also easy to get wrong sizes.
trepiite
Same here, girl.
des0908
You're not alone
NotaMuggle121
Me toooooo
larry3000
Not all lingerie has a seam down the back or is a thong.
intellectualmischief
OMG i thought it was just me. Ever girl I ever talk to never agrees. Boyshorts all the way for me.
tipples
HankyPanky brand thongs are the best- so stretchy and soft, no wedgie.
celticbelle
That's why I love my boy-shorts! Cute, but comfy!And some brands are cut differently, so some are closer to boxer style, some are skimpy
green0fox
I also hate them.
RunsOnPizza
Do you wanna know why we wear them like that? I mean, the REAL reason? Ain't no bitch care about how cute a thong is. When your ass sweat
RunsOnPizza
game is DAMN STRONG, it's pretty necessary to have a nice lil cotton strip of absorbancy.
personificationofsnark
Then I am quite glad I am a woman whose ass does not sweat.
RunsOnPizza
I should make this a foul bachelorette frog.
SabineAstroph
Victoria secret light underwear. Best discovery I have ever made
DezTurkish
Seconded. It literally was like wearing nothing (
SabineAstroph
They're definitely not underwear for monthlies, but any other time they're great. Take a bit to get used to but wonderful
Misora
Why not just wear nothing? My pants are opaque.
Rhase
Cuz then you run the risk of getting turned on an puddling your pants. But otherwise good plan!
AsAnAmerican
And their yoga panties! Comfy in just about every cut.
poopsiepop
This is the only type of undies I wear! They're THE BEST.
bexybexy
Link please!!
SabineAstroph
Their cheekster or cheekini section. 5/25$. They take like two days to get used to wearing but they're so incredibly comfortable
Rhase
That'll be $40, please.
SabineAstroph
Not a bad price considering you already get 7 for 25 bucks. I'm OK with this.
MisterJellyBean
They actually have sales a few times a year where you get 7 pair for 24 bucks, which for good, cute underwear? Is awesome. AND SO COMFY!
msafunk
Can't explain why this is true, but I can confirm it is. I can't look at myself naked, but when I have cute underwear on, I feel hot.
SometimesImReady
I understand how you feel. Looking at myself naked in the mirror makes me feel uncomfortable.
Mawkishly
Phenomenon when a clothing set can influence your mindset. People wearing doctor's coats tend to make more thoughtful decisions, just becaus
Mawkishly
they feel they look smarter. If you're wearing cute underwear, you must be cute (you are!) it's called enclothed cognition.
notapepper
I agree. I had cripplingly low self-esteem in college despite being thin (and probably pretty) but I did feel good in my cute undies.
imredheaded
You probably are hot with cute underwear on. Or with it off.
buttsGameVoter
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Is it odd I'm the opposite? Underwear tends to make me feel sad
TheStickyWicket
It depends for me. Certain undies sit funny and make my fat so all "bluuuurghh."
SilicaSurf
Gray-senpai, that you?
agentmcgee
Same! 38H boobs cannot look cute with a size 14/16 frame. A cute bra is impossible at my size anyway
spiritussancto
right there with you. i think i have more confidence naked than in a bra and panties. they never look right on me
teamporkchop
I always buy a new nundies and cute bra for job interviews. It makes me feel sexy and confident.
Darkfoxblade
Nundies...I swear if this means no undies, you consider yourself a daymaker
itxtalone
i hope you wear proper clothes over them
teamporkchop
No. How do you think I get the job? ;) haha. Kidding.
tanadarko
Really?? I've never bought cute underwear cuz it always seems a waste but if this is true...
teamporkchop
It is true for Me. I've twice been offered a job At the interview. But individual results may vary.
DeusExSpockina
This is a marvelous idea. Why have i not thought of this idea?? you=frickin' genius!
teamporkchop
Aww shucks.
GrouchyMarx
As a tall, insecure man with a bulky frame, I can confirm this. Nothing makes me feel more secure than prancing around in pretty lingerie.
HulluSteve
Yeah I have pink boxers, they have a picture of a mole saying "looking for a new hole" =D
HulluSteve
The sad part is that my ex bought them for me :/
CopperWench
Rock it!
nickyaddrison
You sound pretty secure about it. Congrats dude
doctorlawyer
J. Edgar?
GrouchyMarx
No, F. Furter.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
I have done this... I have a pic to prove it..
suddenlyrelevant
I have a nice floral pair of panties you can borrow?
GrouchyMarx
I'd be delighted to.
suddenlyrelevant
I charge if asked to take your photo. Just so you're aware.
FrostViking
I read "floral" first and got my hopes up... I thought you were going to offer him a pretty floral bonnet.
suddenlyrelevant
One could fashion them into a delightful hair bow?
hototogisuko
I like you
badaBazinga
your username means "Blackhusband" in my language.. *cough*
GrouchyMarx
It's the name of a Finnish album I really like. I couldn't come up with a good name and I was listening to it when I made the account.
badaBazinga
Youtube-ed it, and oh boy, I think you just got me into something, I'm enjoying it!
GrouchyMarx
Really? That's awesome! Although it's strange that you can get anything out of it, assuming you don't understand Finnish?
badaBazinga
That's probably the only downside to listening to songs in foreign languages. Thankfully there is the internet, I can easily get the lyrics
badaBazinga
(2) translated. I haven't done so to Heikki Kuula's songs though. Eventually maybe.
speakfaithfully
@Blacksuami be like http://imgur.com/wc2Pg0p
GrouchyMarx
I wish I could be that awesome. Btw, where is that from? Looks like Archer?
speakfaithfully
Its from Archer. Midnight Ron episode.
GrouchyMarx
Okay, thanks. I'm halfway trough the episodes now.
ktlou53
Tim Curry?
GrouchyMarx
I might be a bit of a transvestite, but I'm not nearly as sweet as him, nor do I live in transsexual Transylvania.
ktlou53
Dammit.....janet...
FrostViking
So you're saying you're more of the salty kind?
GrouchyMarx
I'm rather bitter.
FrostViking
Excellent in a drink then!
TheTiredBunny
We should arrange a lingerie party. I could do with a handsome man to lace my corsets. ;)
Adamismyname
You. I like you.
eatallthethings
Can more then one person volunteer as tribute? ~twiddles thumbs ~
GrouchyMarx
Dammit! If only I were handsome!
nightmaremoonmoon
smooth
Merlinikin
Says "CagedMaiden" . . . . . I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUUUUUUUUUUUTE
TheTiredBunny
;)
GoodOleMusky
And all the men of imgur commence to view profile for selfies.
TheTiredBunny
No selfies. I have a pic of my hot friend though.
BeardKhan
*Barges in violently and hours late* PICK ME PICK ME
stylo
I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars
SilicaSurf
TAKE ME WITH YOU
PhantomCamelSuperstar
IDK man, pics or it didn't happen.
GrouchyMarx
The world isn't ready.
ohwowIfinallyjoined
I, for one, am ready!
GrouchyMarx
They all say so. Then they vomit uncontrollably. I've had to scrub vomit out of my ceiling. Ceiling!
ohwowIfinallyjoined
I've had to scrub shit hand-prints off of pillow cases. I think I'm ready for anything after that.
2Ghoul4School
Are you Captain Shakespear from Stardust? You may be Captain Shakespear from Stardust...
FrostViking
If clothes makes the man, they must make you a pretty man. Upvotes for you!
GrouchyMarx
Thank you. This makes me feel pretty as hell. I'm 6'3" and 213 lbs of pure prettiness.
FrostViking
That's about 2,8 pound per inch of pretty. I don't know what to actually _do_ with this information. But at least it's pretty :)
GrouchyMarx
I'm certain I'll find use for that information. Maybe I'll add it to my CV. Thank you.
changingmyusernamsomyboyfriendcantfindme
Now theres a nice visual ;)
andyilmatto
Are you a lumberjack?
TheBlackShakes
I'm on Imgur all night and I work all day.
apotatochip
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a braaaa!
ScruffnShine
I am & I'm OK
GrouchyMarx
No. But I do occasionally fight bears.
rattledup
My only advice for you is to get your own set, don't stretch out your girlfriends.
SilicaSurf
Or your room mate's, or your neighbor's, or your cousin's, or your sister's, or your mother's, or grandma's. JUST GET YOUR OWN!
GrouchyMarx
Dang. Why didn't I think of that? Now she's going to kill me.
laelleinad
As a chubby girl, I can confirm +1
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laelleinad
Pizza tastes better. I like being chubby.
inbeingtoday
Me too! Nothing perks me up like new frilly goodies.
Chevellefreak90
This looks like my morning routine of critiquing myself. Hooray for chubby girls!
laelleinad
*Internet high five*
adrizen
As a chubby chaser, I can confirm
OEnone77
Hey there!
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/NecGVeJ
boobgourmet
http://i.minus.com/ibypxCqTEQawXu.gif
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/VH7JfSE
Myniggathatwasdeep
sup.gif
laelleinad
howyoudoin.jpg
FrecklesAndTeeth
Nothing better than a chubby girl. A bit of weight on a girl is very attractive. I have always been jealous, i want a tummy :(
snowfriend
Chubby girls, unite!! ☺
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/EXPbmv7
probablyadinosaur
As a chubby girl, nothing makes me feel cuter than my favorite pair of lacy pink panties :3
TrampledByTurtles26
As one chubby girl to another, damn girl, you rockin it
OEnone77
/adding to the high fives... Best thing in my life was finding cute undies not granny panties
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/EXPbmv7
Leonezia
Chubby girls are so hot. Specially in cute undies
SOUPDRAGONdp90
As a Scotsman who love chubby girls +1 for you
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/N0Fd5gF
SOUPDRAGONdp90
Sup
belleangeldemuerte
As another chubby girl, also confirm +1
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/EXPbmv7
Meowfia
as a chubby panda, I too can confirm +1
WeiblesWobbles
SirIdontcare
As a medium gut male, I can also confirm
TheBritishAreComing
SirIdontcare
Hello~
laelleinad
My favorite type +1
SirIdontcare
Why thank you :3 +1
laelleinad
Very welcome c:
Courtjester95
Joins in on the chubby girl brigade
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/EXPbmv7
Courtjester95
Can't tell if good response or raging
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/Ir44j3D
Courtjester95
WeiblesWobbles
As a guy that loves the chubby women,
TheNamesAshHousewares
oh snap!
Misora
As a chubby woman who likes corgis. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
WeiblesWobbles
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/1Rrfwb7
WeiblesWobbles
TheNamesAshHousewares
:D Im enjoying this thread a leetle too much, please continue!
Broodwarcd
Go about with your happiness before the peasants start throwing rocks... *picks up rock*
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/oLOKsIS
WeiblesWobbles
FiendishDoctorWu
As a dude who likes chubby girls, I like it when you find some new cute undies as well :) Sexy and confident about it all
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/Dfvd3fW
FiendishDoctorWu
laelleinad
http://imgur.com/t4riPL0
FiendishDoctorWu