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AJCanuck
..and with the obligatory "Sexy Big Girl" shirt on too...nice
HalphPint
She may just have Elephantiasis of....everywhere.
idontthinkihaveanaccount
She's a brick.... Hoooouuuuuse
allninjalike
Wait, that shirt, "home of the sexy big girls".... Where is this home? I want to invest in the local Rascal franchise.
Buckbeak1486
My type of woman! She has a proper backside!
dukenukemforpresident
First time ive seen a coffee table used as a dildo
bluegargoyle
tanadarko
So... front page is now just making fun of fat women? Dude, this site. It's just reaching a new level of downhill lately.
ImpliedConsent
Fat bitches need love too, Craig.
PurpleAndBlack
She's very pretty.
ZachNanamus
I thought so too. Big girl, but still pretty
noitsDan
The placement of her legs looks like it would be very painful on her hip joints.
HapilyDamaged
she looks very painful on her hip joints.
boBvIlarUles
For real though that's a hell of a strong coffee table. I'd like to shake that carpenter's hand.
indefinitive1144
carpenter makes great films
pancakesinthesky
Probably made by Ron Swanson
swagb98623
He must have made it out of his own bones!
spikeraw
mindblown.gif
Umsies
Is this photoshopped?
CrabWallet
Sure looks that way. Skeletal proportions between femur, feet, and hips look way outside realistic.
VirulentVortex
Josesharlo
Crazy to think that there's a teeny normal skeleton in all that. Not spooky but pretty crazy
traditionalwife
That is so sad. My biggest fear is this would happen to me. I started dieting & working out 2 weeks ago.
Unicornzebraunderwear
At one point in my life I was nearly 400 lbs, I am currently 220 and an nco in the US Army. If u can do it anyone can.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
You have to start somewhere. Every time you work out, you beat anyone sitting on a couch that day. Keep it up and don't get discouraged!
Hoptimonium
It's very sad when people refuse to take care of their bodies... being that large quickly destroys your joints, blood vessels, heart, etc
EnemiesWithBenefits
oh boy fat jokes hooray
bachterman
plump princess, for the scientists.
sleepyman
"I LIKE ALL MY WOMEN BBW" - drake
sassybeckalicious
I bet she hears about her pretty face a lot. That's gotta be hell.
LavaAxe
Weird, her face looks relatively light compared to her body.
angelGrinderSciFiLover
lol ya, weird her hands and face aren't fat
Cassandralala
I call it the "Tess Holliday" effect. I have it, too.
xj4low
That even shows in her forearms. So many seem to have the fat stop at the elbow. I don't know why. I have been to Walmart in Texas.
xj4low
Sat behind a woman at Chinese buffet go and get 3rds, and talk about how the doc is gonna have to take her foot if she don't start eaten rt.
aprilludgateduire
I weigh 200 pounds and my face is looks like that
aprilludgateduire
Maybe my face is a little thinner, looking back at the picture
Summersky
Lucky :/
flyboy08
Business in the front party bus in the back
sadiii
You mispelled 18 wheeler.
SithRuleOfTwo
fkn lol
rag30n
Logged in to upvote, yer welcome!
SubzeroAK
Party bus that's also towing a 30' Airstream camper.
Lazzarwolf
BEEP BEEP BEEP
buttholeprince
Brilliant!
TerribleTurkeyzz
Underrated comment
YumYumCumShop
I would hop on that bus
WD420DuctTape
That user name though ***
ModernHobbit
bofadeez
Trapped in the closet is the greatest story ever told
nobody74
RottGut
Look at that side boob. Does that turn you on? Well it shouldn't because that's MY side boob.
CertifiedTintinologist
THE SIDE-BOOB HOUR?!?! PETER WHAT THE HELL??!?
TheGiggityGuy
Giggity
nobody74
Goo
turbobackbugeye20psi
she is the couch
ImJustASalad
I am the table
ArtOzz
To beat the couch you must become the couch.
WouldYouNot
"if you thinks like a couch, you become a couch" - bruce lee
nclu
Look at me. I am the couch now.
RedClaws23
Step 1: eat a couch
itsallsomoist
Im so fucking confused as to how this happens!!!
ArtOzz
FOOD. Food is how it happens. Food, and lack of self-control or utter bloody self-deception.
DullKole
Lots, and lots of food
SamTyler
Not food. Mental illness. Packin' on a few over the holidays is food. This is an illness between the ears that manifests as couch-ass.
Gmayor61
I'm fucking confused as to how she put those pants on
itsallsomoist
Sling shot
DeepBlueNothing
Somebody really likes Krabby Patties.
DerpyDuck1
TitsMcGee1993
How many times can I upvote this?
lhdeadeye
Is her name Pattie?
ihavethelowground
They go to your thighs. Then you explode.
boogersugar69
*blow up
kpo57
justaporcupine
OH BOY 3AM
navsickle
More like "Flabbie Patties" amirite??? ... I'll see myself out.
RedzoneBlitz
IStayPoopin
Looked for it. Found it. Satisfied. +1
HocusPokesUs
Thicc.
TemetNosce000
AF
FtlFrm
I remember my first Krabby Patty.
Slausher
Member???
NyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNyahNya
I 'member.
EmotionallyMagnificient
What's the next step past cankle? Then what is the eighth step past that one?
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Maybe some AA people want to WEIGH on those steps..
Jacxy
Hutt?
ajhippie
Why are you talking about steps, she hasn't taken any in about 4 years
howdyho
Apparently couchle.
AllTheBrightColors
Canklepotomus? Canklosaur? Canklethatsnomoon? I'm not sure.
MMPRMastodon
fucking disgusting
itsybitsyspider
Couchle
theNilbogTroll
The shankle? Shin+ankle?
rondon101
neckle
rbudrick
Thankles. It is known.
Valkyr1987
Amorphous gelatinous blob
angelGrinderSciFiLover
LOL!
alexwrath
Foot thigh
Meggr0nTheDestruct0r
Next step is the thankle. Thigh -> ankle. Dunno about 8 steps latwr
EmotionallyMagnificient
Wankle (waist), Nankle (navel), Stankle (stomach), chankle (chest) thrankle (throat) mankle (mouth) hankle (head) Bonkle (body ankle) Bonkle
CometLaHal
body ankle
DebatableLegalNerd
Meggr0nTheDestruct0r
Nice. I've used thankle irl since high school but now I have so so so many more
00355092
Stankle... Lol
balmut
So, the cankle fat's connected to the, thankle fat. The Thankle fat's connected to the, wankle fat. The Wankle fats connected to the, nankle
hillbillyal
fat, the nankle fats connected to the, stankle fat, the stankle fats connected to the, chankle fat, the chankle fats connected to the
emguhraeb
I'd say 7th is cheenkle(cheeks) then 8th is fornkle(forehead) and 9th is bonkle, and then 10th is being couch bound, and the mystical 11th
emguhraeb
Is an actual observable gravitational field cabable of suspending objects in an orbit. I might actually be a piece of shit for this comment.
AngelicDirt
It's okay, Mr. VP. You're still okay in my book.
DonnerKebab
I don't care what Tumblr says, that is not healthy nor is it beautiful
Ombreuse
Yeah but still not a reason to insult her to her face
TheNinjaPervert
Genuinely disgusting
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
She's very pretty I think. Nice facial features. But she's HORRIBLY unhealthy.
xminacakex
Can we please remember that tumblr is not a fair representation of the real world
only90skidswillgetthis
Guaranteed somebody loves this shit. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Health, not so much.
aprilludgateduire
The idea for fat acceptance is not it's healthy to be fat, but to not have a self-loathing that makes you afraid to leave the house everyday
TeezFetaCheese
She should feel a little bad imo
Flyndaran
She could still be a good person, while you obviously are not and likely can never be one.
TeezFetaCheese
I don't think it's so wrong to think a morbidly obese person should be a little ashamed of their decisions if it will facilitate change
boamere
I think the self loathing is a good motivator. It certainly helped me start getting less thin
AdmJota
But posts like this are fighting to maintain as much loathing as possible.
Grant0
The hard thing about human behavior is that to change a behavior you need a stimulus that makes it more uncomfortable to NOT change. (1/2)
Grant0
(2/2) Some people aren't able to be their own stimulus and really do need encouragement. But encouragement is not harassment. Tough balance
Grant0
(3/2)(sorry) I think Fat Acceptance can go too far trying to completely remove any stimulus for change in order to protect peoples' feelings
ChuckZombie
There's a difference between having a logical conversation about weight and health, and making fun of fat people.