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ReaperHarbinger243
As a mexican who actually live in Mexico I can say take this shit is 100% accurate La Chancla don't forgive and forget
Sxyn
Puerto Rican mothers as well.
serenityvalley
I once saw my friends mother throw her sandal down a hallway and It curved around the corner and hit her son square in the face. Talent.
Breginor
My mom always threw whatever book she was reading at me. Then grabbed a different book and kept reading.
wherethelurkerroams
The struggle of growing up mexican
IDidNotKillAnyone
There are more mexicans and latinos here than I tought (I'm mexican too, hi :D)
wherethelurkerroams
One of us, one of us
TheRectifier
The struggle of growing up latino
ItaloColombianAdventuresInJapan
Colombian here. La chancla is widely used here too.
wherethelurkerroams
The trauma that unites us all
thetittiekeeper
I'm Chilean. There's a reason why I only walk barefoot in the summer. I am traumatized by THE CHANCLA
jaxpujol
I'm Mexican and I approve of this. I've done this maybe 1 time with my son and now he's afraid of me reaching down to get my shoe lol jk
JrElmoe
As a filipino(Former mexican), I found this hilarious.
moskaudeth
Did you convert yourself somehow?
JrElmoe
Well the process is rather vague but you can ask an american.
ZAHRAN99
My grandma used to say her smacks made my father a doctor.
triculious
AlejandroVasagoSantiagoVonLokisonisTheNameOfMyPenis
I remember when my ass broke the wooden spoon. That was when I became a man.
IPeakedinSecondGrade
Me too! Except I was an 8 year old girl
AlejandroVasagoSantiagoVonLokisonisTheNameOfMyPenis
Well, you can become a man too I guess. Ya' know, if you wanna'.
JesusChristSuperstar
I still feel the sting. But after years of this, my buns are made of steel.
glock19
TIL Mexicans throw shoes
quietlysinister
Haha yes! As someone who grew up in Texas I'm amazed I was unaware of this.
MnkeyBlast
Salsa: http://youtu.be/aYviBsqwwzE
pr0nty
Haha, love the whispering "La Chanclaaa" at the end.
therealeeyore
Salsa. Perfect.
WillDropPantsForFood
You multilingual son of a bitch. I like it.
miraculousDefroster
proper sauce plus witty language twist, neat!
nicoc3r
lol
Kintess
La chancla is bad but you know youre deep in the shit when your dad takes off "El cinto" (the belt)
aixloba
when "el cinto" appears you know you are fuck!
cranialpleasure
Ma is a master sage in the ancient art of wooden spoon-fu
MarquessofPembroke
I'm 25 and I still fear La Chancla
SinisterKid128
Tsinelas for Filipinos.
dribiri
Chinelas for some old Puertoricans
hellobbq
upvote for awareness
EthanW87
I just called it "Ahh run away" while my mom screams stuff in Filipino.
nobodyblindedme
thank god they're made of rubber
RagDollz
heyyyy pinoy :D!
eightcastles
growing up mexican, a squinty eye/raised eyebrow was all it took to put the fear of God in my heart
JurassicPurrk
Hah, I'm also mexican and yep, that look was all it took to make me cut the shit as a kid.
hartmonica
My mother also used the eyebrow. She passed her mighty brow onto me. I can't wait to use it on my kids.
Moonmoonn
1/? Yes! Omfg my mom and my gma. When me and my sister would act up they would just turn their head and give that fuckn look and we would
Moonmoonn
2/2 cut our shit out real quick. We all have that mean look and everyone thinks we are mad all the time but them two look mean as fuck
Ispelgood
I have heard my "mean looks" referred to as resting bitch face. I was wondering why I have that but i guess maybe its a mexican thing x)
Moonmoonn
Resting bitch face lol well I guess I got a mean one because a lot of people say I look mean or too serious and that I need to smile more ha
Ispelgood
I will get two opposite comments, " I've never seen you mad." or "You always look mad."
keyqueen
I need to learn this skill. Teach me your ways.
Yokuho
That reminds me of that standup by Eddie Murphy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdVpprCr_o
MadameLestrange
YES. This was my first thought when I saw this post
ArtVandeIay
I had a feeling few people would catch the reference to Eddie...I love Raw and Delirious!
hotdogg
MonkeySlut00
Thank you for giving credit where credit is due!
thorbatestogirls
This is for most hispanic mothers. Also they use the big wooden spoon
Robvp
Wooden spoon, belt, extension cord, broomsticks, rulers, you name it
vividlydull
pretty much everything within hands reach D:
ashmash08
As a daughter of Mexican parents, I can confirm.
yourfriendlyneighborhoodmohawk
Native mothers make you go into the woods and cut a switch
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nighshade586
Try having a Domme. "Go pick out what I'm going to hit you with."
Kehy
dunno, that sounds pretty...exciting
jeep44
So did Korean mothers...
filthymansock
My Great Grammy used to do that...you knew you done fucked up if she let it soak in water first!
trashbaby2k14
My grandma did that! Native Brazilian though. I FEEL SUCH UNEXPECTED BROTHERHOOD
Melanisia
I'm white from the US, and my father did the same!
observationalist
Native to where? You're on an international website.
fothefox
My uncle tried to pick a small one, one time. Didn't end well for him lol
Counterfit
So do Vikings, apparently
LazyIsMyMiddleName
Dominican mother too.
raymondbyrd
So did Adrian Peterson...
WhitneyHoustonWeHaveAProblem
My mom never had to throw anything, she'd just use a certain tone of voice and it would strike fear into the hearts of her children
Spacebread
"FUCK, she even said my middle name." I'm 36 and that still makes me break out in a cold sweat.
gx67
The moment your parent uses your full name you know you fucked up hard. Especially if they use the name given to you in their native tongue.
quietlysinister
That was my mother. "RUN. SHE'S GIVING US THE EYEBALL."
Alkros
As a portuguese, It's the same with us, plus the wooden spoon to beat the sh*t out your childrens >_>
AGuyFromHawaii
RICE. PADDLE. HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A JAPANESE WOMAN WITH A RICE PADDLE.
somerandomskeptic
Yep, my mom would use whatever was within reach most of the time. TV remote was a very common weapon of discipline.
naughtydismutase
I never got threatened with a slipper, but countless times with the wooden spoon.
naughtydismutase
And the rolling pin
shadowchild2089
Have a Native American Grandmother. Super sonic flyswatter was some of my earliest fuck ups. Wooden spoon if we broke something.
Pearl2001
Slotted spatula. Metal. Hurt like a mofo and left marks.
Melanisia
My daughter got a wooden spoon used for the first time at 10y/o. The shock was great. I've never used a belt or a switch on her.
Alkros
My grandmother used to beat my ass with a wooden spoon when I was disrespectfull :D
Melanisia
Up till then she'd only gotten plastic mixing spoons. Grandma doesn't have plastic mixing spoons. Don't lie to me at Grandma's.
matthevv9801
That is illegal to do in the USA and Canada, just saying.
Melanisia
Actually, unless you leave welts or bruises it isn't. I've worked with Social Services.
matthevv9801
Probably American social services where they don't care about their children. Just look at the american public schools.
trashbaby2k14
Brazilian, much the same except with the added fun of springy, springy switches...
InappropriateSexualComment
I feared the dreaded chancla more than el cucuy shit I still do
MiercolesAddams
I feel you for sure!
Spacebread
Is that like the Coco man?
IDidNotKillAnyone
Yeah som e call him the cucuy
Canofminus
Jewish mothers use passive aggressive comments five years later. You think you got away with and then BAM.
DavidSPumpkins
As a non Jewish girl dating a Jewish boy, Jewish mom guilt is like nothing I've ever been exposed to before.
Truckin
5k worth of therapy
danthepotato
That she pays for and guilts me for it
danthepotato
My persian Jewish mother made me cry over SAT scores within a month
elodinisadork
Dutch mums too. Mine remembers everything anyone has ever done to her.
shoeboxwarrior
Like a really slow, guilt-ridden boomerang.
tzahald
Aaaaand the wooden spoon
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
"Oh, so NOW you want to take out the trash!"
LouiseBelcher
"Ma, that's my wife!"
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
"Ma, that was when I was 15!"
RoseNoot
Oh lord, the first time I told my mother I didn't want to go to Yom Kippur services... There was no wave of guilt. There was a tsunami.
lilgreenstuff
Jewish grandmas are even worse. And aunts. All the crazies.
Hexofin
Yea but the food is worth it.
worstkind
You said it, girl.
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
No, no, don't worry about it. I'll just sit here in the dark.
worstkind
No, its fine, not like you haven't stabbed my heart with a knife before.
Axebeard
Don't worry, I'll just get ya retired father with his bad back and swollen knees to do it. Never mind that he hurt his back fixing your car.
trustmeimalinguist
*cah
JYnius
Oy vay. So true
meztek
Five years is only the beginning. You think you've heard the end of it after five years? Try fifty.
Canofminus
"Say you're sorry." | "I'm sorry, mom." | "No! 'Sorry' doesn't count."
metssftf
I used to be a bad kid, then i took a chancla to the knee
TheFiresShootingAtUs
I wish I could favorite this!
DruidNature
There's a mod for that.
UnspokenX
oh god please no
PoojnautTheTerrific
There will be soon, 100% guaranteed
HustonVogle
*pans down to knee to see sandal embedded in knee*
Voni
Fucking perfect! I lol'd
dakonsept
Or, when you get hit in the face, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CHANCLA!!!
donatedlove
HA!!!!
AmbiguouslyPunny
Everybody move the fuck out the way! Top comment coming through!
ItaloColombianAdventuresInJapan
*to the ass
AlexGalbraith
This is beautiful
influxion
In a Chinese househould.. I got spanked with a chopstick. I've never felt so much pain in my life
shoeboxwarrior
When you hold it in one hand and pull back the other so it flicks against the skin really hard? That shit HURTS.
Civikjm
White people be like, 'If I spank my kids, the neighbors will call CPS...'
nipplepanties
Fucking white people ruining it for other white people.
NutellaElephant
Fuckin a man
sweetnaivety
My mom is blonde hair blue eyed and was the only one who spanked me..I learned my lessons well!
DalekMustExterminate
Welcome to Imgur, where it's ok to beat your Kids.
LtCmmdrData
Welcome to imgur: where people take things out of context and always use the most extreme version of a thing
DalekMustExterminate
Spanking and beating is the same Thing.
LtCmmdrData
lol no.
DalekMustExterminate
Why not?
NotFatJustCultivatingMass
My grandma used to karate chop my mom. She didn't give a shit.
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PleaseGodNoWhy
In the south you don't even need to be in a white trash neighborhood for everyone around to be like that.
Raptace
This is absolutely accurate I've had cps called on me for raising my voice at my kids... They wanted to verify my kid's self esteem was ok
unicornpoopbetterberainbowcoloured
In uncivilised countries like 'Murica, of course..
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Pfft my mom used wooden spoons, shoes, hair brushes...
varastettukoira
Accurate.
plonk421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMLr5tOjF3A
bababababananas
So much this!
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
In the South of USA, you get hit with belts and branches.
Melanisia
Had to cut your own switch, and if you picked a bad one, they'd use it till it broke, and make you get another one.
MyIDofagoodtime
Holy shit, my grandma did the same damn thing.
sparkledick
I had to go out and cut my own switch down here in Georgia. Mom said it hadda be as thick as her finger. She also broke a wooden spoon on me
nevergiveupneversurrender
If you brought in the wrong one, you had to go right back outside and pick another and would get it worse.
Krose13
My mom made me pick out mine a few times. I learned pretty quick the thinner ones hurt more and will whip around.
Krose13
And if I was lucky I could tell how deep of shit I was in by how much of my name was used.
joojoogajoo
I would deliberately pick ones with thorns. I wanted him to know he was a ruthless bastard.
sparkledick
so are you a masochist now?
joojoogajoo
Nope. But when he had a thorny switch, he had to think a lot harder before hitting me with it. It worked out better.
Nathanfake
"somebody gonna' get hurt real bad......somebody"
iamthisguy247
That was my first thought.
bsthrowawayacc
That's why children nowadays are growing up to be entitled little shits.
keeniemccormick
Ha! My parents used a leather belt on me.
DeathByTeacup
When my mother started getting dirty looks for smacking our butt in public, she started getting sneaky and pinching instead.
Parafairy
My nana used to grab my mom and her sister by the little bit of hair at the back of their neck so no one could tell.
DeathByTeacup
My grandmother whacked my uncle on the head with a wooden spoon, once. Only ever once.
knifehandUSMCsemperfiOORAHyutKILLmotoboner
my Mom just straight smacks the shit out you... but she is Prussian... aka scary, and prone to highly efficient violence
Melanisia
My father used pinching while driving, so he didn't have to pull over. Then at 15 I discovered tight jeans! Mwuahahaha!
RedheadedWitchoftheWest
I think we might be siblings...
DeathByTeacup
I have stalked your profile. My sister lives in Austin o_o but I don't think you're her.
JaelTentpeg
I just hold up a finger to show them how many spanks await them at home.
DeathByTeacup
That would definitely work as well! We normally got the vague "Just wait until I get you home"
Bent0916
Middle class white people.* Can confirm, lower class whites still bust asses.
matthevv9801
Spanking is legal as long as it is with an open hand and no tools involved. It is the only form of physical punishment that is legal.
HotKnifeAlphonsa
Depends on the state some states anything goes so long as there are no red marks or bruises
matthevv9801
I am from Canada and that is the law in all of Canada. Studies have shown that anything more than that is detrimental to your kids.
HotKnifeAlphonsa
I am in the US I am not saying I agree with anything goes just stating how it goes
CatCrusade
Lol, not quite, I recall my mother breaking wooden spoons on my ass, and we are as white as they come:P
BombasticBalderdash
Mediterranean mothers use wooden spoons....
toolateformesaveyourself
Eritrean mothers hit twice.Once with the shoe and then the other shoe.They are hella accurate too... Hey that rhymes
BalmDeBono
TIL my mother is half mexican half mediterranean. Born in the north of France.
efemral
Australian parents tell you to stand outside in bare feet for 5 minutes.
ilikeitilikeitalot
YES! My Algerian mother was an expert in spoon whacking. She struck faster than a Cobra.
matteyothecrazy
As an italian, can confirm
Histrionical
AHHHHHHH! *Experiences a childhood flashback and crawls into the fetal position*
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Chinese mothers use bamboo sticks that hurt like hell.
SpearmintJun
My Scottish mother would use a wooden spoon, then she broke it. She'd then whip out the electrical cord and whip the back of my legs.
SpearmintJun
I fucking learned quick.
RedroverRedrover
My mom used to throw treats at us! Little chocolate bars and gumballs. We're Canadian.
quitethecontrary
Goddamnit
DruidNature
Canadian aye? May I join?? :3
RedroverRedrover
You can try, but I'm not in charge of immigration. :)
CheesyBits
My Sicilian mother got tirer of breaking wooden spoons... switched to a ladle
cangarejos
My right elbow stills holds a record for broken-wooden-spoons-while-defending-head-from-Italian-mother.
AaaaaaaaaaJ
Indian mothers use their hands
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
My mom kept it on top of the fridge and all she had to do was reach for it.....scared shitless
LegendaryGrumpyCat
My polish grandmother used clothes hangers. Plastic normally, wire if you were reeeeally bad.
ladeefrickinda
They use 'sapu lidi' in SEA.
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joojoogajoo
WASP mothers use neglect.
themisfit
this one is the best one. and the truest
pixelsnader
But... that does absolutely nothing?
TurkTurkelton
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
unresponsivenipples
And Ritalin.
Adiktedgottaregisternow
*sensible chuckle
ObiWanJesus
Am WASP child. Can confirm.
TheJDizzle
My wasp mom threw a fucking chair, a monopoly game, hit with an inch thick pig shaped cutting board, plastic ruler,and a ping pong paddle.
3x4mpl3
sounds neglectful to me
thefileclerk
OXI TO KOUTALI
Peppermintpatty
My friends grandmother used a hairbrush
MrPredator
North American mothers use Fly Swatters. Heaven help you if they get the electric version.
SoundFuture
Mine was an opportunist. Spoon, Swatter, hands, pick-your-own-switch, belts, cast iron skillets, you name it she swung it.
fulminatrix
Cast iron skillets? Oh my god.
kaydeebe
My mom always just threatened with the wooden spoon! Once she broke it off the table and we thought she hit my bro. Terrified for life.
AIIOOOCAPTAINJACK
So do Irish mams
afbujinkan
Son of an Irish/German lady. She used that thing sparingly though; it was the sign that we'd -really- fucked up.
ireallycantthinkofanythingoriginal
Not legally in many years, more than a few children have been taken into care because of physical disciplining.
AIIOOOCAPTAINJACK
It's more the threat of it
SmerkBich
So do German moms
gingaturtle
Irish moms do too
kc9jsx
TIL my mother is Mediterranean.
ique
Fear the koutala. Those things turn corners.
BombasticBalderdash
I've seen it!
HelpMeLeon
My Czech mom used a wooden spoon too.
barelyretarded
My mom's Mexican but she used fists. No fair.
Kenziesrus
It might be a by product of being americanized, but my polish family preferred the hair shake and pull, or the pants grab.
Shirtless
yeah wooden spoons hurt I know trust me I know.. :((((((
agentmcgee
So do welsh mothers and grandmothers. If there was no spoon to hand a swift slap across the face was supplied
KommissarNKVD
My mom is German...she just slapped me really hard if I misbehaved.
DalekCommander
TIL Mediterranean mothers are Ginosaji
Darclee
Oy, wooden spoons..
DasDovian
Mexican motheres do too but mine stopped because she broke too many.
NewKing
I'm Arab and my mom used to only use her sandle, I remember once running away and I jumped behind a wall and felt the shoe smash into it
toolateformesaveyourself
I felt it too.
enjeruluca
And threaten to burn our mouths with hot peppers!
tomyironmane
Wouldn't have worked in our family. Dad would have been the worst, he used to munch those as snacks.
robert06907
Italians use wooden spoons and a clog....
BorderlineBoozehound
As a man whose family comes straight out of Italy, where the fuck were you raised that zoccoli were the weapon of choice?
tiramigiu
i got a dose of the clog, but i really had it coming. Must be a northern italian thing.
Skruvboll
Swedish mothers use actual parenting instead of beating their own children.
itchyPUSS
Greek mothers wooden spoons. Greek dad's the slipper. It was a mixed bag.
SadBeep
didn't you love it as a kid when your dad asked for his slippers? you knew it was coming! And mum broke plenty of spoons on us haha
electricgoldfish
fear the koutala!
Brunettesnotfighterjets
Mother hit me so hard it broke the spoon in half >.<
ique
Same for my brother, from overuse. :X
PPL1PACKAGE
So do German mothers...
dandacz
confirmed in czech republic... also out teachers used bunch of keys
IamACutiePieThatGotSmashedIntoSomeonesFace
Deadly weapon disguises as a fluffy happy toy. Anyone? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Dammvippa.jpg
BorderlineBoozehound
Unless you were having that shoved up your ass, I don't see how this could've been used to cause pain. I used to have one, same colour, too.
BorderlineBoozehound
This... This was a terrible comment when viewed out-of-context from my history.
fuckingprefect
*any goddamn thing in the kitchen
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
My mom used her eyes and her voice she uses when she is the boss at work. Damn, people are afraid of her!
TheConfusedEgyptian
Ancient Egyptians were good with slingshots, guess that's the strongest gene over here
BowlingForQuatloos
Ah, the dreaded wooden spoon. Might not be all German mothers, but my German mom used them
BegoniaNom
Italian and I always got the wooden spoon.
SmerkBich
SAME. My mom's from Germany and she broke a wooden spoon on my ass
graboids
German Mom. Wooden spoon confirmed.
ipmules
My Dutch mom broke a wooden spoon over my ass, once. Did not help her mood.
BowlingForQuatloos
That happened to me too! She then bought a bigger, tougher wooden kochlöffel :\
YouWantABaccala
German/Italian here. I got the wooden spoon as well...from both sides of the fam!
spacepinata
Ditto. Can't tell you how many spoons have broken over my ass, because I can't remember.
tomyironmane
We got the wooden spoon... eventually you build up pain tolerance and the spoon must be swung harder... then the spoon broke.
tomyironmane
Then dad would say "stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about." and whack us upside the head for noncompliance.
tomyironmane
After which we were told "Now stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about."
mydoppelganger
my Irish mother used a hairbrush when shit got real.
DangQuesadilla
Woah ! My mom is Irish and she did this. Now I understand
daronthebaron
Another Paddy here. Some of my earliest memories are getting a beat down with a hairbrush. Good times
jeangaijin
I had an Irish father and an Italian mother. I got the hairbrush AND the wooden spoon! (And the face slapping, the worst.)
DangQuesadilla
I got a hairbrush from Irish mom and the belt from (italian/native american) dad
mydoppelganger
Italian father. Allays available to give me a smack upside the head to let me know "I don goofed".
MissPineapple
my spanish mother used it too, she actually broke one in my head
mydoppelganger
And it gets so much worse when that happens.
snoogans671
another Irish checking in, mine used a fly swatter for up close lessons and a broom for distance learning
GandalfsLeftNipple
"Distance learning"
umbrellamaker
Brazilian mothers have the spoon and the chinelo (aka chancla in Spanish)
stinkiinki
So do Puerto Rican mothers…
AProfessional
He knows.
MrCartman
Northern European mothers use a rolling pin
theonewiththematrix
Indian mothers use their hands
matthewsaurusrex
Do they use it to flatten some buns?
BombasticBalderdash
ouch
Skruvboll
Actually physically disciplining your children is illegal here in Sweden. An Italian politician actually got arrested for doing it here.
Empyrrean
Half-filipino half-caucasian here. I either got the wooden spoon (courtesy of mum) or the belt (courtesy of dad).
imasianandiknowit
As a filipina, I soon agree. We didn't have wooden spoons though so I got the hand from my mum.
Ballbreaker
YES!
maximinusthrax1
My American mother used them too. Trouble is she used the flimsy ones that broke all the time. Correction would end in laughter...oops.
itsjustanotherday
That ain't no lie, they throw those with precision accuracy.
LiRivera
Those things become fucking boomerangs in their hands.
rachiechilipepper
My abuela threw a boulder at my uncle once. Hit him square in the dome. Probably what's wrong with him today.
THISISDARIANS
No...No...
gamblingpoet
Middle Eastern moms (and grandmoms) are also deadly accurate. Once she hit me from a mile away, I swear it, I solid mile away.
thebogo
My mamá prefeers going melee with la chancla
Gauntlet2013
Hands on mama
Ikillmiceforaliving
Mother could throw one around a corner and still hit it's target
DongOfTruth
Am I the only one who got a chancla/cinto combo??
Gauntlet2013
Presente!
danigirl8807
When you're a first time mexican mom, the elders take you away for 9 months of extensive Chancla training.
FatWhiteMan
Co worker says she has terrible aim unless she is throwing her chancla, then she can peg anything from anywhere
halfdiminished
itsjustanotherday
A Mexican mother wouldn't have missed
iplaybasketball
My mom was like Angelina Jolie in Wanted. She could curve the shoes around corners. We were never safe.
RosieThaRiveter
My mom had specialty, boomerang chanclas.
DasDovian
Mine too. Those fuckers were double the pain
ballaBOSS
duuuude! this was my childhood!! best parenting tool!! La Chancleta!!
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
"Honestly, who throws a shoe?"
TravDrinksBeer
*Puts on fake British accent* - "That really hurt."
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
http://averagenobodies.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/who-throws-a-shoe-o.gif
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
Gah, thank you! I had that line stuck in my head the other day but couldn't remember where it came from!
ninmonkey
One guy threw a shoe at President Bush during a news conference, and he dodged it.
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
yeah a gif of that came up as well when i searched google images for "honestly who throws a shoe"
cmfler
And they don't even have to throw it. Just look at her "That's was I though" look
haruspex
Accurate inaccurate English
KitKat13
Me best friend says her mom used to throw stilettos at her. Lol
girlinthepinkdress
I told my PR mom to shut up once. She grabbed the paper and flogged me like a rooster til I was wiping newspaper ink off my face. Culture!
IVIunk
That's pretty damn accurate precision.
jcarn
My old physics teacher is on a manhunt right now for OP
TheFrostyNips
My aunt threw hers across the living room and down the hall. It hit me in the forehead and my cousin in the fore head and the dog fetched it
ShiaLabeoufsButthole
Mine never threw it. Just kept hitting.
papadezelda
My mom was a chancla sniper for the Mexican military.
worldsbestmexican
What was her code name? Maria?
papadezelda
Wow, how did you know?
WillDigForFood
Same one they always use. They'll never stop saying Maria.
SuperKameDende
I thought physics taught me that precision and accuracy are different
Vicyorus
Makes archers look like pieces of shit!
HeeHeeHeeHoHoHoHaHaHaHaHa
to be fair, Archer *is* a piece of shit.
Whatthehellizwrongwthu
Makes Ah-nold look like Danny DeVito..
contrabasso
"If you throw enough of them, maybe you'll actually hit me!" Agatha Archer
HaulinOats
"I mean honestly...who throws a bloody shoe?"
Jaquelescent
*Large Asian man grunts*
Tambre14
Makes snipers look like amateurs.
sixfoothobbit
http://cdn.whisper.sh/whisper.sh/050b86835d395212989e223816e6f4839f7e-wm.jpg
wellthatsakward
Makes marksmen look like beginners
karateshark
Makes sharpshooters look like children
DaConm4n
Makes people good at aiming look bad at aiming.
moo5152
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!!
therealeeyore
Cupcake.
moo5152
http://www.dontemearon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cupcake-and-ice-cream-shoes.png
moskaudeth
I feel like this is an Austin powers reference and it's going over people's head
moo5152
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acI12jO0HSQ
VodkaReindeer
That guy! -Bush
WellWellWellWelcomeToMyLair
Mexicans, Spanish, Portuguese... it's a culture thing :)
moo5152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acI12jO0HSQ
chukichi
I feel ya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0bVaTjF_Y
moo5152
Ow, that really hurt!
moskaudeth
the actor that threw the shoe is in jail for gangrape
TheKyle
TIL
chukichi
Didn't he kill someone in jail, too?
moo5152
Jesus! That's definitely my unexpected fun fact for the day.
TubbzMcgee
And murder. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Son