"I do not want to live on this planet anymore..."

May 7, 2017 3:37 PM

FreyaNicci

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So familiar

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I need this VHS in PDF by tomorrow" -- True story.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a backend programmer. Try telling someone that adding a checkbox to a really complicated framework I did not build takes 120 hours. :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone once attempted to use my 3d demo reel to them as their own in house work...Lawyer got an easy check.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, Artist, we'd like you to do all the thumbnails/posters/ad art for the project, and while we can't pay you, you'll get EXPOSURE!!"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It will be great for your portfolio...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just got told that the other day

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

even with high-priced consulting firms, you get clients like this. v

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

One time a guest lecturer had to keep calling in the I.T guy because she kept right clicking everything and wondered why it was so confusing

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Complains about customers requesting all caps, makes post in all caps. Imgurpostsfromhell.net

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 8

THIS MADE MY HEAD BURST.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why were you jerking off to this...?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not that head my dear.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck i had the worst boss that wanted to put a cam in my office. Me and other manager broke 3 phones over 6 months thru various fights

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Argueing with the boss, that is. We all banded against him in matters. Super micro managing- which is why he wont ever flourish

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

These make me cringe from the old freelance days.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I'm doing freelance stuff right now. This just makes me sad anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a law student all I see are law suits.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

"What do you mean, we can't use your copyright material for our own website!? That's outrageous!"

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"I dropped the thing you fixed two days ago again. I want it fixed for free now because clearly it broke because of how you fixed it"

9 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 2

It's things like this which cause aneurisms

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IT equivalent: "I immediately redownloaded the viruses that broke my pc last time. Fix it for free this time since I already paid once."

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

"I want quality but I don't want to spend a lot. No beginners." Ahhh, sounds like so many of my clients when I practiced law.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My old CEO preferred all caps. His name in LinkedIn is in all caps. The entire company website is in all caps. The company NAME is all caps.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why I gave up on my Graphic Design dream. They just don't appreciate the work that goes into it. :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a graphic designer, UGHHHHH this is my life now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God bless your viking soul

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been on both sides of this, with subcontractors who did nothing and expected $50 an hour, and clients who expected everything for free.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Also worked for a TV station that used ~20 year old tech (on floppies!) and stole literally every graphic from Gettyimages sample pages.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When confronted about the questionable legality of our broadcast graphics, my manager said, "We won't worry about it unless they catch us."

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Which of course meant "WHEN they catch us we'll throw YOU under the bus." Forced unpaid OT, no breaks, no insurance...easiest "I quit" ever.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i dabbled in tech work and this shit is why i turned right back around and left.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's an amazing Twitter handle that shares a lot of these. https://twitter.com/forexposure_txt

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"But you're using a computer! Isn't there a button you can hit that just does everything?" - a former boss

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The hexcode one got me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my design professors said that most graphic designers burn out by age 35. I didn't believe him at the time, now I know better.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Working a few days for a graphic designer, artist, illustrator, ... should be mandatory if you want to get in a position to hire some.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when money is involved people are either at their most assholishness or stupidest

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

one time, I was on the phone with a medical insurance company... he asked for the state I lived in and the zip code and for some reason(1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he said State ID number and Vic Code. I was so confused but eventually figured out what he meant. God I'm retarded (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta set clear boundaries with people when it comes to money, especially when your putting risk to your livelihood.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ash-olishness

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly the most gut wrenching feeling I got was when I saw amazing project be destroyed by firm politics. I worked on it for 3 years and..

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It had potential to be applied to subsidaries all around EU, but because the leadership changed and new one was not willing to continue...

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Project I have been working on for 3 years just got fucked. New lead was willing to write off a huge investment just to make a statement.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

:( What was the project about if I might ask?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was time and resource management app. Lots of roles with different level of access to various entities, very thick validation and more.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm a freshman in college right now, and these stories are making me think twice about going through the entirety, and not through a tree.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

VR or 3D printing bruh. It's just beginning and there's already a fuckton of great work to be done.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You just have to be VERY upfront about that money, even at the 'risk' of not getting a contract.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"We're Boomers" - most/all of these

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

The 'Boomers' aren't ordering IT jobs from the nursing home. Find a new group to blame for your failure to succeed...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 24

Generational thinking as a whole isn't good, but it is true that older people usually look down on the SUCCESSFUL careers of today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of them are still in the workforce, many being in upper management. They're only just starting to retire at this point.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

I remember working tech support and a customer called to say their modem wasn't working. They had it in the back of their car and expected 1

9 years ago | Likes 613 Dislikes 3

Realized I had to teach myself how to set up my modem and router. Setting up and using basic utilities should probably be taught in school.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Y

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had a guy say his ipad couldn't connect to the internet while on chat support with me on the ipad.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In Finland we have those modems. Battery lasts 5-7 hours.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

We do too, but I almost can't believe someone would take a wired modem (without a power source) and expect it to work like one.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

To get wifi on the road. 2

9 years ago | Likes 455 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 4

User's desk phone wasn't working and she said the display said "off hawk" when it said hook. An adult learned the word "hook" that day.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lies I tried this once and the internet got working, you just have to use imaginary Wifi!

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

just use all the wifis around town

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I work in a grocery store. Can't tell you how often I hear "I got it here last week" for shit we have never carried.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of my client's head of IT called me because their internet didn't work. "Well, you do our website, don't you?!" *facepalm*

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Oh yeah. That happens. Repeatedly. So glad I don't do that kind of work anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still do, but I work at a company now (used to be selfemployed), so I don't have to deal with clients directly anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$30 for 2 years? Its nice to see D.C.'s been raising their wages for artists.

9 years ago | Likes 1176 Dislikes 7

I earned about 8$ in two years :D But I only wrote one short story and it took me 10 hours max.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I assume that's satire.

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 7

i dont see anything wrong with those wages. Hell after 2 years, they might even have the first frame of their comic!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I assumes it was $k

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

I thought /hr? Really confused.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The $1.25 part makes me question it

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I guess it was either a miscommunication where he meant 1250 a month instead of 1.25, or it was a kid who thinks thirty bucks is a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

"I thought since we were friends, you wouldn't charge me."

9 years ago | Likes 734 Dislikes 0

$20 is $20!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh you have an idea for an app? Cool my rate is $75/hour" Usually stops them form asking.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I thought since we were friends, you'd want to give me a bonus."

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

"I'm paying you in experience!"

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"You'll meet a lot of contacts for future work!"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"You're an artist? I had this AMAZING story idea in high school. We should work together even though I've never written a thing in my life!"

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

You'll do it for the exposure, right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Oh you write code?! Omg, I totally had this sick idea for a game, you should totally help me" help always = free labor >:| fuck people

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I completely see where your coming from but as a guy who use to say that, it was never (at least for me anyways) intended as 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Free labor, it was just I didn't know how much time and skill it took to do something like that until I seen it done.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/2 sorry

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My friends brothers girlfriend is a graphic artist. I asked her to do a logo for my podcast, she seemed surprised I offered to pay upfront.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

She was even more surprised that I offered something reasonable. It's weird how people don't respect that kind of work.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They're used to being shit on, I have friends who are graphic artists, it sucks

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"C'mon, it'll only take you two minutes!" Yeah, fuck you too Julio.

9 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 0

Even if that's true, it's the X years of skill building that allows you to do it in 2 mins that they (should be) paying for.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Had an artist block and decided to draw an icon for a friend. Came out nice! She approved, then sent me a to-do list with due dates. No.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a photographer, this one pisses me off.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A friend of a friend approached me to design a logo for his bakery. After I gave him a price I never heard from him again.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a lawyer, this happens often

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Its outrageous how much lawyers charge. My uncle just died and orphend my 17 year old cousin, spent like 50k in lawyer fees.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So this doctor is at a birthday party, and he's being hassled with medical questions and being asked to look at moles and whatnot, and ->

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Really not enjoying himself. He sits down by his friend and says "you're a lawyer, I'll bet you can relate. Everyone keeps bothering me ->

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

With medical questions, but I just want to mingle and eat cake. Nobody's asking *you* for legal advice; how do you do it?" The lawyer ->

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Says "I take names and send bills. They either call to complain and I direct them to make an appointment with my receptionist or they ->

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0