Statues, the real threat to society

Jun 5, 2017 7:06 AM

DorfFortress

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Man's head up Elks ass...KLAMATH FALLS OREGON REPRESENT !

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DO NOT TOUCH THE ART! Morons.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't blink.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's finally happened. The Gantz statues came to life

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That cherub is not as angelic as it seems.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Don't blink.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 is at the Biltmore House in Asheville, NC. Represent!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lets play a game: Spot the differences between #1 and #8.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't even joke about this shit man! Weeping Angels are scary as fuck...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't blink.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where in holy hell did Spider-Man come from?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

New York

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All the single ladies all the single ladies.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

up the skirt until it hurts

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't Blink

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Good luck.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I SEE YOU WHOVIAN

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 is no joke, that's actually a trashbin in a theme park (Efteling) with a vacuum in it. Not sure it's powerful enough to get stuck in.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

The vacuum isn't that powerful but can get stuck in it. Saw it when people tried to be funny and pretended to be stuck.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The fire department had to come and ran water over his arms to "shrink" them .

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the one with the briefcase

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know a women in her 40's. She is a professional making six figures, and is deathly afraid of statues.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Really? I love statues, they show us what great people in history look like if birds shit all over them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ronald-mcdonald-statue-slap.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm gone SLAP THE MCSHIT OUTTA you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man this is the best!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 go twins

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Is that Killebrew?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least one thing they manage to hit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Getting a notification from ChokeMeHarderDaddy19 made me assume I was drunk commenting on nsfw posts again

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, slow down. I have a boyfriend!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 385 Dislikes 7

whats the deal with this i dont get it :P

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, it's a sci-fi Boo! Someone get a hammer bros suit.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Welp, you've killed us all.

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

AW HELL NAW

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't you know the image of an Angel is an Angel

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

nope nope NOPE!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck, right after I got done cutting an onion for breakfast. THANKS.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Who eats onions for breakfast?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Butter up a pan, fry some onions and chicken, add some chili pepper, cook. Add corn. Break 5 eggs over it, scramble. Fuck poptarts.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU FOOL

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

Now I can't close my eyes, you asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Thank the lord for the other guys staring.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 670 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Jun 5, 2017 10:48 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

#bronzebabyvulva

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fuck off babies. It's dancing time"

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

"What sick man sent babies to fight me?"

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Naked Baby Punching is a popular Norwegian sport.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is this...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't look at it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't kick the baby

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

SPIKE! DO YOUR IMPRESSION OF DAVID CARUSO'S CAREER!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kick the baby!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When he tells you that you are not the father

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile in Norway

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's got both a baby pecker, and a baby by the pecker

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Maybe he's a grower not a show'er

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Frognerparken!

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Jess!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gratulere så mykje med overstått Harald

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need to know if it's possible to get a mini replica of this statue

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I live in Oslo. Haven't seen any replica of it... The statue is called " Mann jager fire genier" (man chasing 4 geniuses). Might help...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Fuck off babbies! Its dancing time!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fuck off babies! It's dancing time!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuckin shit, Helen, where do they keep coming from!?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' Helen

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Troy, presumably.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want this at the end of my driveway, as a stern warning to visitors and intruders.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Always my favorite reaction gif

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate babies!"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh no! It's the anti flag! Come to rule us for a thousand years! REPENT REPENT!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now your toast is BURNT, and no amount of scraping will get rid of the black stuff!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His dick is slightly golden. That means people have been rubbing it

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Seriously is there a meaning behind that statue

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I need the statistics of how many people have been arrested for accidentally breaking a statue while trying to take a silly picture.

9 years ago | Likes 542 Dislikes 3

At least 12

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, you're not wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i feel as soon as you put considerable weight on poorly supported parts you're definitely crossing a line - even IF it's a bronze...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In Maccu Picchu someone broke the sun calendar and now its off limits t tourists :(

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Lmao what the fuck??? I was just thinking in most of these that a sculptor ought to know to not make orifices because people are children.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang people. Pft. At this rate we are never gonna get to have nice things.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A camera crane fell on it while shooting a beer commercial. Chipped the corner. Dude got like 6 years.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Nowadays they would just use a drone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was a situation here when a 300 year old one was broken because someone wanted to take a selfie. It's kinda fixed now, restauration.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

ok, but when it happens dozens of times in a single year, I can assure you get really pissed off... restauration is not enough

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Public shaming?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

some times the damage they cause is invaluable and/or irremediable. We are talking about unique ancient roman or reinassaince art... 1/..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

to me it's a crime even worse than hurting a human being, 'cause you are not damaging a single person, you are spoiling it for the entire 2/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never said I didn't get pissed, but I get your point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do you guys mean restoration? Yeesh play a vidya game once in a while

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good luck breaking a bronze.

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 2

Simpsons did it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can screw up the patina and bend them in certain areas. It may not "break" but it can be a pain to fix/restore.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unluckily here in Rome fucking assholes think that a renaissance marble statue is as strong as a cheap 90's bronze one. They break too many.

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Stupid tourist. Except me... I'm respectful

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

People are disgusting. As well. Bronze ain't cheap.. I'm a little offended by this. :)

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Well, we have plenty of ancient bronze treasures, too. Pardon me if I value a 400yo Bernini more than a brand new baseball statue... ;-)

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Sadly too many assholes can't tell the difference, & climb renaissance monuments to shot idiot selfies & play funny games

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Challenge accepted!

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

send us pics of your broken arm after you try

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I said breaking. No cutting, scratching, or denting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to bust out the liquid nitrogen!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0