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Jun 5, 2017 7:06 AM
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thedukeofzill
Man's head up Elks ass...KLAMATH FALLS OREGON REPRESENT !
SickOfThisCessPool
DO NOT TOUCH THE ART! Morons.
INeverCheckTheUserNames
Don't blink.
Scarecrowguardian
It's finally happened. The Gantz statues came to life
betterave
That cherub is not as angelic as it seems.
TheVakarian
Don't blink.
stinkytarantula
#11 is at the Biltmore House in Asheville, NC. Represent!
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
Lets play a game: Spot the differences between #1 and #8.
LukeKarr22
Don't even joke about this shit man! Weeping Angels are scary as fuck...
KingOfTheAnarchists
http://imgur.com/DQ1WJIU
dcjunkee
Don't blink.
LosPer
http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mcdonald-statue-hand-ass.jpg
Raja55
Where in holy hell did Spider-Man come from?
StatmanIbrahimovic
New York
sCarLoL
All the single ladies all the single ladies.
illthinkofsomethingcleverlater
AcroCat32
Don't Blink
Litten
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Good luck.
TheConfusedEgyptian
I SEE YOU WHOVIAN
LosPer
http://cdn.viralands.com/posts/32799/image-mNcS5Dsm.jpg
Caesar37
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iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
#5 is no joke, that's actually a trashbin in a theme park (Efteling) with a vacuum in it. Not sure it's powerful enough to get stuck in.
Batikshawl
The vacuum isn't that powerful but can get stuck in it. Saw it when people tried to be funny and pretended to be stuck.
Batikshawl
The fire department had to come and ran water over his arms to "shrink" them .
MediocreExtremist
I like the one with the briefcase
StevenHack
Okay
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
I know a women in her 40's. She is a professional making six figures, and is deathly afraid of statues.
FartSmarterNotHarder
Really? I love statues, they show us what great people in history look like if birds shit all over them.
LosPer
http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ronald-mcdonald-statue-slap.jpg
BenjiLiss46
I'm gone SLAP THE MCSHIT OUTTA you!
DorfFortress
Oh man this is the best!
LosPer
http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mcdonald-statue-blonde-ponytail.jpg
scubanoodles
#2 go twins
DanFranzen
Is that Killebrew?
SgtPepper131
At least one thing they manage to hit.
scubanoodles
Getting a notification from ChokeMeHarderDaddy19 made me assume I was drunk commenting on nsfw posts again
SgtPepper131
Wow, slow down. I have a boyfriend!
BSUCLA
agentmi6
whats the deal with this i dont get it :P
Rebonack
Haha, it's a sci-fi Boo! Someone get a hammer bros suit.
monimoomo
HighlyCreativeandGenericUsername
Welp, you've killed us all.
SexualConsent
AW HELL NAW
chrisofduke
Don't you know the image of an Angel is an Angel
DankSatan
nope nope NOPE!
LegoStomper
Fuck, right after I got done cutting an onion for breakfast. THANKS.
shindhi
Who eats onions for breakfast?
LegoStomper
Butter up a pan, fry some onions and chicken, add some chili pepper, cook. Add corn. Break 5 eggs over it, scramble. Fuck poptarts.
CapableTechnology
http://imgur.c">/wCsrPVX">http://imgur.com/wCsrPVX /ss9HEZE
TheRighteousIndignation
YOU FOOL
amoeba15
Now I can't close my eyes, you asshole.
Dogstarlives
Commentswithwoody
TallynNyntyg
Thank the lord for the other guys staring.
sqqqq2
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VanyaliMalthinae
#bronzebabyvulva
LizardsInTheSky
"Fuck off babies. It's dancing time"
Thethingfromtheshadows
"What sick man sent babies to fight me?"
bobtheaxolotl
Naked Baby Punching is a popular Norwegian sport.
Baeloro
What is this...
OneFroToRuleThemAll
Don't look at it
Allofyoush
Don't kick the baby
KawaiiPotatoGirl
SPIKE! DO YOUR IMPRESSION OF DAVID CARUSO'S CAREER!
tippex9917
Kick the baby!
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
When he tells you that you are not the father
TheBrickumentarian
TheSwedishStag
Meanwhile in Norway
TheStaleBread
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/9/96/Tumblr_nfdkqkSJ8r1tk8ivso1_1280.png/revision/latest?cb=20141121110813
BigStew83
He's got both a baby pecker, and a baby by the pecker
bubbasparxx
Maybe he's a grower not a show'er
Kyrremann
Frognerparken!
KongHarald
Jess!
zinkral
Gratulere så mykje med overstått Harald
BigGirl4You
I need to know if it's possible to get a mini replica of this statue
illtrytocomeupwithsomethingwittylater
I live in Oslo. Haven't seen any replica of it... The statue is called " Mann jager fire genier" (man chasing 4 geniuses). Might help...
CliffWestern
"Fuck off babbies! Its dancing time!"
Loudscreamingorganism
"Fuck off babies! It's dancing time!"
ChefHannibal
Fuckin shit, Helen, where do they keep coming from!?
DragonPirates
Fuckin' Helen
lumiette
Troy, presumably.
symphonyofnames
I want this at the end of my driveway, as a stern warning to visitors and intruders.
tripleplayw14
titczarnice
Always my favorite reaction gif
particleguy
"My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate babies!"
MiraOcelot
Oh no! It's the anti flag! Come to rule us for a thousand years! REPENT REPENT!
slinkiisu
Now your toast is BURNT, and no amount of scraping will get rid of the black stuff!
yomo133
His dick is slightly golden. That means people have been rubbing it
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
Seriously is there a meaning behind that statue
KittyWeeg
SmutMonger
I need the statistics of how many people have been arrested for accidentally breaking a statue while trying to take a silly picture.
BreakfastNazi
At least 12
captain420ofmarijuanatown
Well, you're not wrong.
Porfirij
i feel as soon as you put considerable weight on poorly supported parts you're definitely crossing a line - even IF it's a bronze...
mrosencwaig
In Maccu Picchu someone broke the sun calendar and now its off limits t tourists :(
CrimeThinker
Lmao what the fuck??? I was just thinking in most of these that a sculptor ought to know to not make orifices because people are children.
SmutMonger
Dang people. Pft. At this rate we are never gonna get to have nice things.
IthinkIshitMyself
A camera crane fell on it while shooting a beer commercial. Chipped the corner. Dude got like 6 years.
LargeCanine
Nowadays they would just use a drone.
MonaPizza
There was a situation here when a 300 year old one was broken because someone wanted to take a selfie. It's kinda fixed now, restauration.
Mkonemo
ok, but when it happens dozens of times in a single year, I can assure you get really pissed off... restauration is not enough
SmutMonger
Public shaming?
Mkonemo
some times the damage they cause is invaluable and/or irremediable. We are talking about unique ancient roman or reinassaince art... 1/..
Mkonemo
to me it's a crime even worse than hurting a human being, 'cause you are not damaging a single person, you are spoiling it for the entire 2/
MonaPizza
I never said I didn't get pissed, but I get your point.
Jyrix
do you guys mean restoration? Yeesh play a vidya game once in a while
boareo
Good luck breaking a bronze.
Dillerjoe
Simpsons did it
breezermist
You can screw up the patina and bend them in certain areas. It may not "break" but it can be a pain to fix/restore.
Mkonemo
Unluckily here in Rome fucking assholes think that a renaissance marble statue is as strong as a cheap 90's bronze one. They break too many.
SoundPirate
Stupid tourist. Except me... I'm respectful
boareo
People are disgusting. As well. Bronze ain't cheap.. I'm a little offended by this. :)
Mkonemo
Well, we have plenty of ancient bronze treasures, too. Pardon me if I value a 400yo Bernini more than a brand new baseball statue... ;-)
Mkonemo
Sadly too many assholes can't tell the difference, & climb renaissance monuments to shot idiot selfies & play funny games
popejubal
Challenge accepted!
tivjotunsson
send us pics of your broken arm after you try
DearAbbi
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aarhusianer
Good luck
boareo
I said breaking. No cutting, scratching, or denting.
Oracle547
Time to bust out the liquid nitrogen!