Tumbleweed thoughts

Oct 3, 2014 12:19 AM

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Hair Temperature FTW

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Who the fuck is eating chips in here?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I didn't want this post to end!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why women are so concerned with discreet pad/tampon packaging. It's not embarrassing to be on your period.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Agreed. FERTILE WOMAN POWERS!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So who just touched their hair to check if it was hair temperature?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a girl with long, black hair, my hair feels like it's on fire during the summer. The hair temperature gods apparently don't like me

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

"Break your own bones to establish dominance over your skeleton" - Insanity Wolf

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

'Slut' is pronounced as 'sloot' , though...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Being An English and Russian speaker I can confirm that my tongue indeed is in those positions and I have no issue switching between them

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wqs sold at Romeo and Juliet: The fast food love story

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Scotland, PA: Great movie version of Macbeth set in the fast food world of the 70s. Christopher Walken / Maura Tierney / Andy Dick

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My hair has both froze and caught (partially) on fire before. So... Cold hair and hot hair happen.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

2/2 Not really weird either because hair is a good insulator so the touching hand's temperature will normally not change much.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Everyone in this thread missed the "air temperature" pun?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1/1 Also when sitting in the sun hair tends to become pretty hot.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah this person clearly has never been outside on a nice day with dark hair. My hair gets hotter than the sun.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but I'm assuming it was wet when it froze? That's a bit different.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am upset that I couldn't upvote individual parts of this. I AM UPSET NOW.

12 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

*TRIGGERED

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Worst pad commercial - tons of women throwing their bloody underwear out their windows.

12 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 5

it's not bloody

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iH2TS13N1I Whether or not you see blood, its implied they are ruined because of period blood.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? ...link please. My brain refuses to believe this exists.

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

It doesn't look like any of them are bloody. It's just a metaphor for wasting decent panties because of pad leakage.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I was so surprised when no one else was grossed out at that commercial. Like, those blood stained panties are landing on people's heads!

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Honestly, Diva Cups gross me out more and im a chick. Like, they just sit there COLLECTING the actual liquid in a plastic cone to look at

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Oh, so that's where that came from. All this time I thought God was mad at me.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh it was that too. It's the first sign of the apocalypse.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Best

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In high school English we had a group assignment. The girls decided to do a tampon commercial. I asked if I could be the tampon.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

What commercial is this?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, today I gained a new phobia.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I touched used pads today, I'm a guy :(

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed, then I cried, then I got whipped by the demon because I wasn't pedalling my flaming bike hard enough. *sob*

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: GLAD means good/happy in english and swedish

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Omg I'm an eagle

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Does no one else see Tom from MySpace in there?

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I was hoping I wasn't alone.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I noticed him immediately and was brought way way back to the days of MySpace and Xanga and AIM and middle school and, just Hell generally.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Were you, your bike, and everything else on fire?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was searching the comments for this!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everyone should wet their toothbrush before putting toothpaste. Imagine all the shit that can get on it since the last time you brushed.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I am surprised no one has brought up brushing their teeth in the shower.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'd have to scrub it to actually get the bacteria off it before the toothpaste. Toothpaste destroys bacteria anyway, half the point of it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

toilet particles. *cringe*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would Jesus need a fork for bread and wine?

12 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

In all fairness he said bread and whine and shit

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think they even had forks then, just spoons and knives

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do so many people think that bread was the only food on the table just because Jesus needed a metaphor?

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

WHY DOES THAT JESUS LOOK LIKE HARRISON FORD?!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's Mormon Jesus.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking he looked like a generic Country singer.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I'm from Australia, and I always just assumed that Arkansas and 'ark-an-saw' were different places. Fuck, I'm a dumbass.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nah. Arkansas is kinda in the south and they do have French-Creole incorporated into their vernacular.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Oct 3, 2014 4:12 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

By all means, please explain the difference in the pronunciation of Kansas and Arkansas.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For ages I thought Ar-kansas and Ark-an-saw were different places.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I searched for this comment coz I was too lazy to make my own and have defeated the purpose of the endeavour by telling you. *sigh*

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As an American, I have more of a problem with Leicester in England being pronounced as "Lester", not "Lie-kes-ter"...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Featherstonhaugh: Fenshaw

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

English is so weird, man...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Worcestershire.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*suddenly very aware or tongue* I'm uncomfortable.

12 years ago | Likes 606 Dislikes 3

Welcome to Tongue Awareness Week.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I literally can't stop trying to figure it out. Forcing it one way or the other. It even rearranges where my teeth go.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have my tongue webbing pierced, so, it's more comfortable for me to put it against my top front teeth.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahm umfomfothable.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now it has no comfortable spot in my mouth. I keep moving it. Aaargh ><

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I SPEAK BOTH! If I think stuff in English: Roof, Russian: it goes down behind jawline. If not sure which I'll need to be speaking: Hovermode

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Oct 31, 2014 7:25 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ladies...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm wondering if that one is true though. Is it really different depending on what language you speak?

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

4lingual german french english and mainly swissgerman (linguists understands this as an own language)mine is in front teeth most of the time

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

bilingual French and English. English primarily. Mine rests against my bottom teeth. But I had a bad overbite so I think I trained it out.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm bilingual and mine sits up against my bottom front, so maybe?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No. It's nonsense. It's genetic.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a SLP: No, it's not. Your tongue should rest at the palate directly behind the teeth but not touching them. Regardless of the language.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i have it on the botttom and on the upper teeth from time to time Swedish/ English speaking

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As for tires, don't slash. Remove the valve cores. No damage, but they're SOL to get valve cores installed without paying a few hundred.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

As for the insurance part, they will cover it no matter how many tires, but you still have to pay your deductible, usually $500

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

comment for shenanigans

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Actually for about $3 you can buy a kit at wal-mart with 4 in it and a little tool to put them in.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Y'all seem to forget that most people don't know about valve cores. And if you put them back, they'll assume it's a bad tire.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

calm down, satan

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They can have the valve cores back.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

take valve cores out, and kindly place them in a ziploc bag on their windshield http://imgur.com/8b4fNZy

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Monica.jpg

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i don't think it's the money. i think it's the time which is of concern. how long would taking the cores out take?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It only takes maybe 5 seconds a tire.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That tongue one. My mind... It's been blown

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Dutchie here - top of my mouth. Someone should do a map or something, should be interesting.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My tongue fills the entire volume of my mouth and there is no god

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I shall lol at this

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, me too. But I have a Gene Simmons tongue

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm really stressed b/c I speak english and my tongue rests on the bottom. Am I supposed to be speaking russian? Do I have a Russian soul?

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Yes. Embrace it, tovaritch.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why did you just repeat the quote from the post?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Here's my guess. Everyone probably has their tongue in the same place but non-English speakers can't read the post and correct it.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nope, spanish here, I understand enlish but I can't speak it (or I do it awfully). My tongue is at the bottom of my mouth.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im 18 and never before have I noticed that arkansas has kansas in the name...

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 5

I'm 30 and never noticed.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Angel : Archangel :: Kansas : Arkansas ?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just think of it as "Pirate Kansas"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yikes!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 25 and never noticed :O

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks, that makes me fell better. :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here O.O

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This. Seriously tho.

12 years ago | Likes 302 Dislikes 2

I kinda toss my food around until the cold parts get heated by the overheated parts (and vise versa). Works pretty well.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every damn time. Every. Damn. Time.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Under cooked food =existential breakdown

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i think this needs an appropriate gif. now if only i could find a good one!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll 2nd this

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here is my gif.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least once a week at work. But then it's like, 100 feet from my desk to the breakroom and walking all the way back...no. I can't.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cold Chef Boyardi right out the can, no heating.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend Charlie does this, are you him?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lasagna.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I actually did this today. I feel no shame.

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I eat cold leftover dinner as breakfast.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could go deeper. You could just start eating cold baked beans out of the can. That's when you're irredeemable.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Protip: if you can, rearrange your food in a way that you get a ring instead of a circle. It gets heated more evenly.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear: removed centre of pizza now all I have is warm crust :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or any way that increases the ration of surface area to volume.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Roger that, captain! ASAP! Increasing the ratio! Service area! Loud and clear sir, over. *hugs roach - movie changover. There's an airplane.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we have a Russian to confirm that please?

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Nah. Upper teeth. Russian is my first language, too.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Also speak both but mine is on top

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ditto. Bottom. Even though I've lived in Canada most of my life.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I speak both and mine rests at the top

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speak Russian, Ukrainian, English.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And mine rests bottom, near my teeth

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would a girl care if another girl knew she was using a pad? It's pretty natural imo

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Maybe they don't want any other women to know that they menstruate like a human?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I, too, suffer from bitchy resting face.

12 years ago | Likes 501 Dislikes 4

Ugh ditto...

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As do I, grumpy bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My S/O was confused for the first half of our relationship because I have RBF and relaxing sighs that sound disgruntled but really I'm not.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I often get asked by terrified waitresses whether there's something wrong with my food... and I'm like... no...? It's fine....

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OK buddy man

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know if I actually do or not. I always force myself to have a half smile to trick me into thinking I don't hate everything.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know that feel

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd love to look mad when I'm resting, people wouldn't want to talk to me, and also may fear my dominance, (if they didn't already)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's kind of a bit farther than bitchy resting face. He pretty much landed squarely at "You raped my daughter, prepare to die" face.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pic? I'll allow a selfie under these circumstances.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm not op, I have no bitchy resting face, its 4:15am, but if someone's allowing selfies..

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Huh. Nice eyes!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dem eyes!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Some kid on campus told me to calm down because he said it looked like I was going to fight somebody. I'm not doing it on purpose.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me too. N I hate it. Everyone assumes I'm a bitch makes making friends very hard.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

resting bitch face keeps you pretty

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet you share inspiring Marilyn Monroe pics on facebook too.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Finally, someone says it right. Here they call it resting bitch face which implies that you look like a bitch face that is resting. It 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/2 should be bitchy resting face to imply that your resting face looks bitchy. I don't know why I needed to rant about that.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU, you said it right! You can't have a resting bitch face. unless.. you are a bitch.. and you need to rest it, no no. So frustrating

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

our struggle is real!

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Iktf

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same here, I could be thinking of puppies and kittens, yet it looks like im planning world war III

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coworkers at my somewhat new retail job keep giving me the sarcastic "you look glad to be here," but I feel bad because I am a bit glad.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have sad resting face. Im happy as can be on the inside, but on the outside I look like my dog just died. I am one with John Snow.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. Also: I was once told at a wedding to "stop smiling so sarcastically." What?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My resting face got the line "Wow, he looks like he'd only ever be happy curb-stomping an immigrant". I was thinking about Dominos.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Resting bitch face sounds odd for guys. Let's call the male version Hawkeye face

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No! Hawkeye is happy! He's funny! NOOOO

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not according to that post above he's not

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's more like Red Foreman face

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I actually like yours better. Pissed off at the world, yet still a badass

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just look irritable all the time, much like Red

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What? Arkansaw? That is fucked up, America

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

I wonder if Arkansasans get told all the time that they pronounce the name of their state incorrectly?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the last 's' is silent due to frenchness. the southern accent draws out the vowel and adds a 'w'

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Frenchness. *ding*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're welcome.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not our fault. Blame the French.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guessing you aren't familiar with American history? Arkansas was purchased by America from the French called The Louisiana purchase

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I am pretty familiar with the Louisiana deal, beingFrench myself, but had no idea about the pronounciation! Native American origin

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But it has everything to do with how the French who settled around this area pronounced it

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm really stressed b/c I speak english and my tongue rests on the bottom. Am I supposed to be speaking russian? Do I have a Russian soul?

12 years ago | Likes 1465 Dislikes 5

My wife is Russian and I'm American. As far as our little test goes it's accurate

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Linguist here: don't worry about it, it's bullshit.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Mine's resting on the bottom, it's lazy as fuck and you know gravity

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started panicking, because I also rest my tongue on the bottom, behind my bottom row of teeth. >.<

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine are both, but moslty down and I'm from Kentucky, halp.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Soviet Russia, they own soul.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FOUND THE SOVIET SLEEPER CELL

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine is kinda in the middle and I speak both... I guess I just like my tongue floating around my mouth

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ME FUCKIN TOO

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just the vodka.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Russian speaker here - it stays behind my upper teeth when I'm not talking. I'm pretty sure that particular bit of trivia is bullshit.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Forget the tongue, lets talk about the witless fuck with the old "Einstein-Lenin" myth. I love how Einstein is enemy #2 for creationists.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure, I an English speaker have it on top, my bf speaks both, (originally Ukrainian) and his is on the bottom. So i find it true.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Case closed!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're obviously a Russian Sleeper Agent. Dun. Dun. DUUUUUUN.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are Vladimir Putin's horcrux

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

MINE IS SQUISHED BETWEEN THE TOP AND BOTTOM PALETTE BECAUSE I HAVE AN OVERBITE AND ALL MY MOLARS FIT TOGETHER SNUGLY BUT NOT MY INCISORS

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do you like vodka and awfully long novels?

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yes. And poetry and the ballet and dash cams!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You are supposed to be speaking russian.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Awfully long novels where every character is dead or has lost everything before the end.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#AntonTsehov4eva

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. Russians do not have souls.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What about Ukrainians?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slava Ukraini! I mean, yeah maybe. Also that comment is one year old.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So? I was brought here by random mode

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I speak English, had to go to speech therapy as a kid to correct where my tongue rested. Used to just sit there, now I'm overly aware of it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I'm multilingual, and my tongue rests on the top, but I still touch top and bottom teeth...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ditto.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're probably trans-Russian cis-bipedal

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

da

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commy

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it rests in the same place for everyone- the difference comes from how you describe where it rests

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently, I'm Russian when I've had a few.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I SPEAK BOTH! If I think stuff in English: Roof, Russian: it goes down behind jawline. If not sure which I'll need to be speaking: Hovermode

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After reading this, i tried it(I speak both as well) and you're right

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm fluent in German, English and Croatian. Where is my tongue supposed to be?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The flat of my tongue touches the roof of my mouth and then curves down so that the tip of my tongue rests behind my bottom teeth. What now!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually fold my tongue over itself a lot to rest it...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure you're a sleeper agent. Read this aloud; My, that Italian family at the other table sure is quiet."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks.... I just woke up in Mexico with an AK under my bed, blood on the sheets (not mine?) and someone's hand in my backpack.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I speak english, russian, polish, and ukrainian- I promise you that my tongue just occupies lots of space and is generally uncomfortable.

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

My tongue is only ever uncomfortable when someone makes me consciously think about its placement. So basically this post is tongue torture.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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But the Polish is the best part! You have to have Polish!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I speak both! Ура!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Currently at 666 points, I'd say Russian is definitely the way to go.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ever receive a Russian blood transfusion?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tongues doesn't rest at the top nor bottom, when your mouth closes you swallow to create a vacuum that keep your mouth shut w/o using energy

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I speak both Russian and English fluently and my tongue just rests wherever it damn well pleases. So yeah, probably bullshit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suppose it just applies if it's your mother tongue.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like the butter battle book by Dr. Suess...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you reveived blood from a russian and you're now his vessel

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here, should we go buy vodka or something?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do love vodka. Do you live close enough so we can go drink and weep together about our non-russianness?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I speak both, and my tongue rests and the top

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm bilingual English/Polish and when I speak English it's top. Polish is bottom.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid you've been annexed.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly you, me, and the other 400~ dudes are Russian sleeper agents waiting to be activated

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I speak a little russian. My tongue curled down. English, down. German, up. Chinese it flopped like a limp dick.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I speak both and I also have a small mouth so it is just sandwiched between the hard palate and the floor of the mouth.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But when I say a sentence is English, it does feel like it is resting against the palate, and the opposite for Russian, but just doing both.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, Ivan you russian now

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My tongue is somehow doing both. I'm a little bit scared. And aroused, but that's not unusual.

12 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 0

scaroused

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I get it, mine is too :/

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hypochondriacs assemble

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Apr 14, 2017 2:35 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I'll have you know I'm *fake* Russian, dear sir. However my real family history is almost non existent, so... where's the shrugging emote...

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Apr 14, 2017 3:13 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

oh yes, mock me why don't you

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

this is perfect

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

EWWWW

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry there's a 99% chance that somebody just pulled that out of their ass.

12 years ago | Likes 683 Dislikes 2

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12 years ago (deleted Oct 19, 2016 3:28 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For anyone who is interested: http://www.haskins.yale.edu/Reprints/HL1394.pdf

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But poop come out of asses and that doesn't make it any less real and certainly won't make my neighbor forgive me for trowing mine at them.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I dont know, man. I just tried doing it and my mouth was like, "Hey, fuck you. I rest up here. Not down there like lowly peasantry.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I speak both and my parents are Russian, utter bullshit. it sits wherever

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yep. Citation needed.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My single, personal experience is all the citation you need, buddy man.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Love it. Like making all citations in your thesis/paper "Dalai Lama, personal conversation". All of them. Buddy-gal fwiw.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus you're a doctor

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It happens. You're young, foolish, & don't know what else to do with your time. Oh, @DoctorOfWords you mean.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Apr 14, 2017 2:35 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

And their teeth. And their entire digestive tract, including their anus. They are recursively forever pulling themselves out of their ass.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm legitimately impressed

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

lol .. nice

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

youre so tongue 'n cheek

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... If they have a tongue that long... women will line up.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or Jean Simmons

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nah

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I speak a few languages and where my tongue rests between words changes based on the language. This is just my brain being an ass right?

12 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Nope, tongue being an ass.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

maybe thats why that one lady got an accent after having brain surgery and no one knows how, maybe they just moved her tongue position

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel like you have bigger problems if your brain is doing ass-like functions...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You have no idea...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Total guess here:I'd imagine it's based on the most frequent starting sounds for words. Your tongue rests in a position most ready to speak.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

at sounds like it makes sense. I'm going to assume this is true. Anyone who disagrees with you is now a liar

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I disagree

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a speech and language therapist: your tongue should rest at the top just behind the teeth. Regardless of the language.

12 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

really? myn is on the bottom... just behind the bottom front teeth... its always been there. as far as i know i don't have any speech issues

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone with a slight speech impediment- I wish I could afford you! I am so uncomfortable with the way I talk. +1 for helping others! :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I'm from Germany. Here everybody who needs speech therapy gets it. (If the doctor says so)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm quite jealous! That is wonderful to hear.. America is... Quite... Backwards.. Yeah. That's it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a future SLP, I read the tongue post and scrolled down to see if an SLP had commented. +1 for you!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Imgurian speechie! CF-SLP here! Our job is awesome!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My insurance won't cover you guys. Or else I would use your services in a heartbeat. I'm uncomfortable with the way I talk. Mad respect +1

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure what the CF means (I'm from Germany, the term for our job is "Logopäde"), but I agree :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if my tongue rests on neither? I just sort of hold it away in the middle unless I'm rolling it around purposely. *all the interest*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So... you just sit there with your tongue floating in your mouth?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually, pretty much. But most of the time I'm rubbing my tongue across my tongue without realizing it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I speak English and my tongue rests at the bottom, just behind my bottom teeth.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That may be, but that doesn't mean that it rests where it SHOULD rest ;)

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is it bad if it rests on the bottom, or is it just a minor little kink

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It depends... (it's really hard for me to explain it in English). If you breath normaly through your nose and your teath don't relocate(1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

or bend, than I guess it is ok. If you want to make sure ask your dentist if you should work with a speech therapist on your muscle tone.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a curious speaker of words, why is that?

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Tongue up just behind the teeth, and teeth apart is the best position for our jaws to relax in, preventing joint problems!

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Huh. As someone with jaw problems, I thought hanging my jaw was a trait I'd acquired, with clenching being the norm.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The relaxing part is what gets me. My jaws do any want to relax and are almost always clenched.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I have a hard time keeping my teeth from clenching. Now that I know how to relax my jaw I catch the clenching more often.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really can explain it only in German, but it has to do with the physiological tongue rest position and a healthy muscle tone...

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

With me it indeed only depends on the air pressure and my muscle tone is exactly fine

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

ja bittte :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

siehe bei ionlyeatschnitzel ;)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dann auf Deutsch, bitte? :)

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Die physiologische (gesunde) Zungenruhelage befindet sich am Alveolardamm (die ribbelige Stelle am Gaumen hinter den Schneidezähnen) (1/?)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

drücken muss (was zu Zahnverschiebungen führt). Und die Lippen für den nötigen Druck zusammengepresst werden müssen. Der Kiefer bleibt (5/?)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dass sie auf die Dauer nicht genug Kraft für einen gesunden Schluckprozess aufbringen kann und zum Kraftausgleich gegen die Zähne (4/?)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Diese Stelle ist wichtig für die Bildung der Kaute T, D, N, L und S und vor allem der Startpunkt für das Schlucken. Liegt die Zunge nur(2/?)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

im Mundboden, kann sie den eigenen Tonus nicht von alleine so trainieren, wie sie es an der richtigen Stelle tun würde. Das führt dazu,(3/?)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nicht von alleine in seiner Ruheschwebe (Zähne etwas auseinander) und es muss aufgebissen werden. Dies führt zu Knirschen, Gelenk- (6/?)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-beschwerden und überhöhtem Muskeltonus im Gesicht-, Hals- und Nackenbereich. Ich hoffe, das reicht als Erklärung ;) (7/7)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0