convolution
7906
2020
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All aboard the Gold Train
If you didn't get the reference, there's a lot you need to learn about hie downs, banjos, and country tomfoolery
Dec 1, 2017 8:17 PM
convolution
7906
2020
50
If you didn't get the reference, there's a lot you need to learn about hie downs, banjos, and country tomfoolery
StumpSquad
Damn, I would have hated myself if I didn’t get it
lilabean
A pandemic joke before it was cool. Hello random.
GrunticusrulerofRelmz
I would hie myself to a hoedown.
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
What about a Hootenanny?
cwbyboots
Cringy
youresorttorepostingcomments
Just like Imgur !
Oxycodont
I always favourite these so I can go back later to see how it ended up... I hope to god this one has a happy ending.
Eggbutts
Well, the song is supposedly about an STI, so of course that would line up also
firekiri
DudeWheresMySpaceship
Ah yes, the illustrious hie-down.
ImNotACatPersonButfToothlessWasRealIdHaveANewPet
This song is my ringtone and I listened to it only moments ago as I ignored a call from my boss
lmagine
PAITENT ZERO
Alistairetheblu
*very* sick banjo solo. Probably even fatal.
BanishedBook
*Hoedown, sugar pie;)
oobedoobiedoo
Oh bless your heart...I'm sure it was a typo.
BanishedBook
I reckon it musta been:)
Vaanhalen
Typical reddit. The perfect answer gets a cursory upvote, and the joke answers get the gold
h00di333
This is actually why I don't like reddit for anything other than finances or DIY.
HairgelAddict
LrrrOfOmicronPersei8
@KangaRude
Trilliana
You missed the best comment, which was one or two comments after the last one.
Beiki
Just wanted to point out, it keeps going.
steve77777777
I like how everyone got gold except for *sick banjo solo*
RelativelyWellAdjusted
Which sucks because I thought it was damn clever
Muttons1337
It might have been cropped
Althox00
Is patient zero always Cotton-eyed Joe?
CoRektiveAction
Well if the infection is in his eye then yes
SlickerThanNick
yes. always. it always starts with that song.
Shifuede
Since a long time ago
Monkofthepast
I think tracing the beginnings would be a good start.
HsuDoNihm
https://youtu.be/HFdb7FeuqlU
Hactick
TreepacLumpynutz666
I would watch that Netflix series.
EricAndresmoleonhisleftbuttcheek
Diamond Dave's School of Ninjy
Mack1986
We banned thus song, among many others, from our wedding
SubzeroAK
I'm so glad I univited myself from your wedding!
regnant
I went to a German wedding... They square danced to a pop version
greenbeanraneen
Well mark me down for resentfully attend!
WhaIeBioIogist
We didn't even think of making a no play list when I got married. I would have preferred cotton eye joe to watch me or bye bye bye
AtomIndigo
I'm pretty sure you lose your status as an American if you do that within US boarders.
trigger60
American here, did the same thing at my wedding, to many of the wrong people take shirts off and dance to that song.
MrAwful
And those wrong people, you have them at your wedding?
SwedishBalls
As a Swede I'm sorry.
ZZhillTopper
Naw we played it at my wife and I's wedding a pair of my groomsmen busted out into an impressive jig it was a good time.
xBrightEyed
Heathens.
Amythyst
I remember the Chicken Dance playing at my brother's wedding reception.