0nomat

35428 pts · January 22, 2015


This Imgurian did not write anything. But our sources indicate he does indeed like cats. And we suspect he is Canadian.

I wish I were remotely cool enough to be your friend. Please post more. I love this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“What do you mean? We can’t just put these orphans back into the orphanage at this point.”

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 my pan-ace self thanks you :)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 did Tucker Carlson write this?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great dump, but please don't crop the authors off of tweets. Tweets are public anyway, so you're not protecting privacy, just denying credit

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every one of these would make an awesome album cover

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you crop the author’s name off tweets? That’s kind of crappy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are those Playboy centrefolds on the wall in the next room?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He seems nice

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should put this guy on the money or something. I feel like he's the only hero left in the world.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need this to be longer! Great work!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was a great collection! Thanks! I hadn't seen most of these

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who has time to censor the authors of tweets?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of my favourite dumps ever. Thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha nice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Some of them (e.g. the "monopoly money" one) are even a little funny the first time. But EVERY customer thinks it's the first time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your meme posts are always the best!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Premium quality meme dump right there. Thanks for cheering up my morning!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok boomer

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Does anybody around here know where the mustard house is?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice. I'd go for that. Maybe some good cheese too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But feeling nauseated is an accepted defn now!" Sure. But why not just say that rather than "I may cause and/or feel nausea."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha. I get it. Like me with nauseous vs nauseated.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're welcome. :)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost all of these were new to me. Well done. Many laughs. +1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nevermind. Had to do it again because one meme got it marked "mature"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By request, scraped together enough for a smaller third one:

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll see if I have enough still left to make a third. If so I’ll comment here to let you know.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0