15081 pts · November 29, 2015
And that’s why I trip down the stairs every night
I miss Obama
Ah yes spring, the time of the annual metal barn migration
T-minus 1 day until we get to hear more stupid shit outta his mouth
As an RN with a 1 year old- PLEASE let us know if you have any of the symptoms!!
This is amazing
“Nice to meet you” “nice to meet you sir” “oh hi nice to meet you” “have we met?” “Nice to meet you...”
CranApple stains
The new Swamp Thing looks low budget
Are you having any negative thoughts? All I have are negative thoughts you piece of shit
Pretty sure you are making meth wrong
“Uh yeah just gonna go back to my car now, carry on”
Cheesus Christ!
And I use to eat that powder by the spoon full...
His back is gonna be jello about 1/2 a block down
I heard they guy broke both his legs trying to kick Arnold
Killmonger- eh close
Maybe it’s neigh-belline
*3 less
Pretty much every Monday morning at work for me
Ok so who didn’t think that was a finger at first glance?
“Take me down to Paradise Cit..... “ -never mind
What kind of alligator is that?
A-a-ron
“Mom!!! He’s doing it again!!!”
And that’s why I trip down the stairs every night
I miss Obama
Ah yes spring, the time of the annual metal barn migration
T-minus 1 day until we get to hear more stupid shit outta his mouth
As an RN with a 1 year old- PLEASE let us know if you have any of the symptoms!!
This is amazing
“Nice to meet you” “nice to meet you sir” “oh hi nice to meet you” “have we met?” “Nice to meet you...”
CranApple stains
The new Swamp Thing looks low budget
Are you having any negative thoughts? All I have are negative thoughts you piece of shit
Pretty sure you are making meth wrong
“Uh yeah just gonna go back to my car now, carry on”
Cheesus Christ!
And I use to eat that powder by the spoon full...
His back is gonna be jello about 1/2 a block down
I heard they guy broke both his legs trying to kick Arnold
Killmonger- eh close
Maybe it’s neigh-belline
*3 less
Pretty much every Monday morning at work for me
Ok so who didn’t think that was a finger at first glance?
“Take me down to Paradise Cit..... “ -never mind
What kind of alligator is that?
A-a-ron
“Mom!!! He’s doing it again!!!”