AbsoluteHeresy

151 pts · March 18, 2012


Right here

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Go on . . .

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, baby!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, a wooden ship that size would split due to the wood not flexing in sync with the waves or currents.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I thought it was Tom Hanks announced on SNL.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can I recommend San Fransisco and Detroit.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Approved.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone shoot him.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So did they just bounce an island?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Wambulance. Was as in Boo Hoo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Homey I got a recipe for you: halve some sprouts, sprinkle some olive oil and add pecans. Put in oven at 350°F until slightly dark.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I heard he also does Groot's voice in all the other release languages.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is the rest of it!?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Absolutely not!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@prodigy.net anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That music one: Freddy Mercury. It's like your not even trying, people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was thinking Katelynn, Catelyn, Caitlin, and Tiffany.

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I was thinking Careless Whisper.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So you are either Swiss, Jewish, or both. I have to know now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't be that way bitch let me introduce you to my three best friends, Mr. Johnson and the juice crew!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great! Look what you did!Now one of you has to die!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm partial to the one about the feline in the baby's bed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm as well. Hide my tentacles under my chaps and my third eye under my hat.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Girl Scout: Hi how can I hel- Me: Cut the shit, Susie! Where are the peanut butter patties!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For 1 section only. Tuba my freshman year, and percussion my senior year.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tell me about it. My school replaced all of its equipment twice in 4 years. While the band program only gets to buy equipment every 3 years

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, poffins are Pokemon muffins, you're thinking of Prague

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Sound of Silence or Land of Confusion by Disturbed

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Vicious beasts.

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