Akule

29429 pts ยท June 6, 2016


Yeah, that's the best choice. Don't buy it, and let it fail.

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Adobe: "You mentioned our product and ๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ have an active barebones subscription plan. We've sent the hunter-killer drones to your location."

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"These chairs are HECKIN tall. I can't imagine how I would step over one."

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[an undetermined time later in the local precinct's detective office] "Coronor's report says that our vic died by ๐™™๐™ง๐™ค๐™ฌ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ, but no water was found at the scene..."

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This site is exceeding reCAPTCHA Enterprise free quota.

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"over the front lawn..."

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"Much less to a DUCK."

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Van driver: "You the candy, baby."

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#6 - Baby wielder's baby welders.

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No, he was getting ahead of the news by making it seem like an attack on Biden's cognitive facilities (which they still go on and on and on about to this day) and state that he took one, "just to prove it was easy".

That way, if Biden's team had talked about it, it's already framed in the best possible light, and puts them on the defensive. He has done that with all of his flaws, like how Hillary had a secret pedo ring in a pizza parlor basement.

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There isn't even a soundtrack blaring in the background.

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Yep, according to them, no dogs or animals of any kind. Just people.

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"Experts tell us it's too early to tell if it is tied to something deeper, because they are being paid by our billionaire owners, and they say if you try reaaaaaaly hard you might make this month's rent in fall of 2032."

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Eh, it depends. I always have said that the cure for religion is being forced into Catholic school. You ask some basic questions and get BS responses, and you pick up real quick that they have no idea what they are talking about.

That's not even counting in second grade when the Catholic priest let me know that no animals are in heaven, because they "have no souls". What sort of crap religion doesn't have animals in heaven?

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Yes, but with this you can blame the garlic.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They put green onions on top. Not 100%.

Replace those with tiny garlic rings.

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Cannibal Death Cult gonna Cannibal Death Cult.

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Which one?

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's always Halloween tho?

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"Man, I wish I wore my brown pants today..."

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He was surprised to find it there.

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[the comedian walks by]

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It depends on what you are looking to do. Are you looking to get a hardcover jacket on a paperback, or do extensive repair/restoration work.

Look for bindery services in your area, or get referrals from public libraries/college libraries in your area.

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Later:

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