AliensProbably

6402 pts · November 9, 2012


Avuncular curmudgeon. Surely you have something better to be reading?

There's a new Animal Farm?

2 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Fewer. Or, in that particular case, Führer, I guess.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ indeed. the last time he travelled to Israeli

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

As an old fuck, no, i would not. They were probably a cunt.

1 week ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 2

All their stuff is excellent, and this one (from SC) is spectacularly good - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O19qf9Xtdc but by christ they are all thick as pigshit, while being so goddamned *confident* in their beliefs.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are no gods.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How so?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

'My wife's and her husband's friend'

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's not true, and it's a shame that's how you misremember it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

its

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who is this idiot, and why is he talking about a written piece from a magazine?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Assertation? Even the breathtakingly annoying middle-of-screen bouncey-word subtitles got the word right.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It doesn't feel like the concept's changed in *any* way since at least Fabian (200 BCE). Certainly the implementation is much more spectacular these days.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey 44!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The quote was created, not invented, but I appreciate some people like to intentionally misconstrue it.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Not insane, not stubbornness. Just rationality.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think if you have to explain the joke, we have already lost.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read parent comment again - I think you might have misconstrued the intent there.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's frustrating that the only people who haven't embraced metric, also insist on misspelling metre, kilometre, tonne - and instead re-use words that have adjacent meanings (meter, ton) so now they need to *clarify* those words with uncomfortable phrasing like 'metric ton', which just frustrates everyone who actually uses metric. If North Americans just adopted the nomenclature the rest of the metric world uses, it'd be a lot easier for everyone.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My comment was meant to sound high and mighty - so, task ticked! - but was also a tacit nod to the fact that 100mph is much slower than the actual speed the shinkansen reaches.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The train is actually going to go about 300km/hr, because it's in that 95% of the world that quite sensibly uses metric.

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

Isn't that like three guys sticky-taped together?

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

But Jesus and the god who demanded all those things - they're the same being, right? (I mean, if either of them actually existed, but you know, I'm going with the hypothetical.)

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That is a bit closer to the joke - certainly more than your original message I replied to, wherein you had declared the joke could ONLY be one of three permutations, but then went on to suggest the joke might be about nazis being attractive, and then jumping to another orthogonal conclusion that contemporary Argentinians (without German heritage) could not be attractive. You kind of come back to the original joke here - that Argentinian-shirt-wearers who look a bit Germanic. Well done.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Counselor.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think you've misunderstood the joke, despite describing two other ways you could misunderstand it.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Montonous?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kkkaroline.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0