Alpheypew

440 pts ยท October 26, 2016


Diamond league of legend player, that should tell you enough about me ;). Also I am going to spam you with pitcures of my cat and my one foot that seems to sneak into every picture

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This cat has disproved gravity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 jokes on you, thats all her money they just wanted to hold it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have always wondered why people have My Wife in their phone...Do they have like Rick's wife, and Bob's wife in there too?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

IF you look at the wall after he pushes it in, looks like 2 small dents/scratches on the wall...So you're not alone!!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Okay...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I ask if the person has a SO and if they will be over a lot bc I don't want to have to pay for another person pretty much.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Uh...People don't usually look for roommates to bang...That causes issues and drama. Don't be a weirdo.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wow you got lucky. Mine is just full of bombs and it doesn't matter where I click!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Minneapolis, Minnesota they do this on any highway or tunnel. Source: I worked in St. Louis park and lived in Lakeville and hit every HW

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rule #2 - Double tap, you think it's dead, one more makes 100% sure. This speeds up the process

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are we making the front page great again with sea slugs?! I sure hope so!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here's you upvote...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

"I can't figure out if I like this or hate this, either way I'm going to murder you with it while you sleep." -cat

9 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

If you hate yourself and want me to break your code, let this QA person murder your dreams and hopes.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Ah, my bad. Stupid American who played rugby and assumed people being polite and aggressive = rugby

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's rugby, you're always mad but still a gentleman

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It gave us the pixels we wanted, and deserved. PS: Odd job was the best

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

007 golden eye paintball mode!

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

My brother right now is being falsely accused of domestic violence bc he broke up with a girl and finally stopped responding to her texts

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That means your QA team didn't write a good descriptive bug. Just a, "Uh something broke" type bug...Sorry for your loss haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I thought your big change was you became gay

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh and the notion you will love your job AND get paid well is hard to come by. I don't love my job, but it pays well and it is good enough.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 making billions of dollars. This skews the scale a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The notion of everyone gets to be rich is a farce. The pay gap is mostly due to technology eliminating jobs and 500 people companies (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I tried to watch more of this...And I can't even...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1