AmazingBillPatFan

1285 pts ยท August 10, 2016


There are always openings for teachers.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She definitely reads it on camera, but I don't know if she wrote it or not.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's not so bad when you realize the poop is fake.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one will be burned into my brain forever.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's ok man. As an alumnus, I got you.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

$284 for 6! Damn, sounds like a lot, but I have no point of reference for this price.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Mine are 5 and 1, and the second wasn't really planned, but they're close enough that no one asks.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a US resident, the raisins are fine, but since the rest of our food is so sweet all the time, the raisins tend to be undersweet by comparison. They also aren't plump like sultanas usually are, but rather extra dehydrated. The raisins in other countries are definitely better, but ours are fine.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I remember it clearly as something Tom Sawyer says in one of the books, so maybe Mark Twain made it up or maybe not, but he certainly helped it spread.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Water won't put out burning magnesium though...

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh, that's definitely a good one. I loved it.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I counted 89 apps. Damn.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have this game. 4 is wild, but 3 is when friendships go to die.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My first thought too.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There was a city in the US that had to redo all of its sidewalk-crosswalk transitions because the angle was too steep. The first attempts were measured by eye. Whoops.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's hard and you're making an effort. Just focus on moving forward and giving everyone the same level of compassion and benefit of the doubt that you want in return.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Mine too!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same for me and my maternal grandfather.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I meant having *disabled* kids.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I read an article about this, and one parent put it like this: Having kids is like wanting to go on a vacation to France, but when the plane lands you find yourself in Belgium. It's not what you wanted, and while you won't see the Eiffel Tower or Notre Dame, there are still fun things to do in Belgium. But it's hard coming home and hearing all your friends talk about France.

3 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

I bet they have an image AI that thought you posted a picture with an actual handgun. Still dumb, but makes a bit more sense to me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quite simply one of the best. You must go treat yourself to it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went to a sake bar in Tokyo. Guy next to me starts chatting in really broken English just to be friendly. He asks me what my favorite sake was that I tried (I was doing a tasting flight). I tell him, then he buys me a full glass of it. I was the only foreigner in the bar and everyone was very nice. 10/10 would go back to Japan.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a sweet story. Thanks for sharing!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just stay away from the middle of the country and the south. The northeast and northwest are generally just fine.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's it, pack it up folks, nothing more to do here.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's the rule, but it isn't followed that well in most cities I've driven in.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0