AndrewCanning

57 pts ยท February 6, 2016


From where did he procure those sticks, I wonder...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's going down 24/7 for these two...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's hear it for our onboard bros just trying to get by in this world...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one below "the butt", and above the "DnD"....Goodnight blue cheese....savage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Southerners? Upstate NY here. Gonna wake up to 39 degrees, high of 62 tomorrow.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then he made that shit hot and full for his girlfriend.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assuming this is a guy, not sure why you drew a bath to begin with. Showers guy, men take showers.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Live on my friend! I have a heart condition myself, Ebstien's anomaly, aka a bad heart valve, that I was born with.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Extra points for filming the ball in it's final form when it smashed that little boy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I somehow still feel obligated to touch myself..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

That's what you call the Phillips screwdriver.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 =

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 = "triggered"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*knock knock* Probably Mr. McFeely.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who put that house there?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmm, well that was a waist.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The chestache is impressive af

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that how you pay for Uber? I've never used it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By their powers combined, they are Normal Kitty!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good shit. Watched "F is for Family" recently, that's pretty good too, imo. "I'll put you through the fucking wall!" Lol

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Someone else who actually had the same "Fist Pump Veteran" shirt I used to have.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude......

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

PUSH CLOCK.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What they didn't show, is shortly after they ended this gif, the guy pulling the fake snake, was bitten by a snake.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Marinara cup, for scale?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one about mom calling me for dinner, and there ain't shit on the table, really hits home. My ripe childhood.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the guy's half-hearted swing, as all previous excitement and sexual awareness just flew off into the dugout along with her shit throw

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0