51281 pts ยท November 27, 2014
Driver, dad.
Oh. Also "i can't believe" or the adjacent. I'm not actually surprised. And I *can* believe. They've removed phrases from my lexicon(?). I'm tired
I am no longer using the phrase "you'd be surprised". I've made an effort to nit say it. Not surprised.
The "new black panther party of (philly?)" Has a fun take. Was a popular meme recently. He was grandstanding yet FULLY correct. I need some lottery money to fund the thorns in the establishment's side.
That milk tastes drastically different. Tried my kids bottle when he was new... not, uh, MY thing. To each their own.
Interesting read.
Yes. Very quiet.
I don't have a source for you, but go read up about how the re-stocking of herbivores was fucking up Yellowstone. They HAD to bring back the wolves to keep ALL of the vegetation from being eaten. No sauce, you'll have to go look :) If you bring in an "apex animal" they will run rampant (see: humans (jk- sorta)) you need predators to save the plants.
. I gotta go read if this is true now.
I'd kick a baby for that soup.
#2 I would absolutely die doing this. The way I am. "Bob did 10 loads in a day & that's the record?" Me, 14 loads in.... crashing into a hill, lighting jet fuel over a large area... Yeah. Bad.
Skydaddy? Surely you mean SKY BULLY. Yknow. Do it or else. I'll flood the PLANET.
Mid to late 90's Toyota were amazing. I was dumb and ruined my 95 camry. So much lost. Tried to get an engine for years. Problem: 500 car. Drove it 5 years. Used engine: $3500.
Naw I know a guy. Pretty sure he'd spank to "deviant" porn, get ashamed and then post hateful shit online. He's officially out of the closet nowadays & living his best life. His wife it turns out is a lesbian. They both "forced" the hetero marriage bc of the strict religious upbringing. They're both doing great now & co parent really well. Their partners are both really cool too. She shows up at his drag shows periodically. 2 decades wasted trying to "fit in". At least they're happy now.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Go watch the movie Idiocracy. It was funny before it came true :)
Spotted the Canadian! Yeah. Ummmm. Sorry. Our shits fucked. See we took the armpit sensor and put it in our butt, and the butt sensor in our mouth. Tastes like shit here. (Idiocracy)
TL:DR. If you have played a lot of baseball hitting a softball is insanely hard. My nieces are multiple time state champs. Me & my brother were wondering if I could hit off them. -- No. Not even a foul. Then you bring in high pitch and I just get left looking. Not a gender thing. It's a different sport. Also my Nieces are badass :)
You're getting downvoted out of perceived sexism, but absolutely yes. I was ok @ bat. This guy Jack M used to just victimize pitchers. He got fanned against a very good high school softball player. I tried an at bat against her. I managed to foul a ball (strike 2). It comes from a different angle then looks like it disappears. Like hitting a curve ball. Maybe w some practice I could hit off of a woman or girl. I doubt it. Nothing to do w gender. Just the trajectory is wrong.
Don't threaten me with a good time :)
#9 Not everyone can smell/taste when the water "goes bad" I can. A friend was bitching about his kid. I let him know that the water thing was real. Yeah. Tastes "dusty".. not moldy. Please bring me fresh water.
The wife and I agreed to call in sick to work to celebrate.
Ok. My bad. Full apologies. ;)
Ok. Valid points. I'd still try to extend the circuit. Just a small touch to those big fat bellies.... ( I'm a fat man, just sayin' )
Mapquest resulted in my first "mugged at gunpoint" :) I'm a firm believer that the person pointing a gun at you dictates the rules. No "tough guy" bullshit. "Yes sir here's my shit". Also as I've aged, the Muggster prefers cash. "Yes sir, what if I give you this $100 bill, don't call the cops. We just call it done" It really works. My company replaces the C note and no shitty cops involved. Not kidding.
That cat needs more protein and fewer carbs :) looks insanely lovable tho.
Unless you're going on a full blown SPREE... just, um, remember? Back in the before fore times we used to just... remember. Like look at a map and then just... drive there? It was a thing. We used to also memorize phone numbers... and hang onions from our belt. Shelbyville used to be called...
Thank you! Yes. It has a depressing application. I don't facebook. If we aren't still communicating it's not an accident. I'm nearly 50. I'm the facebook Gen. No. Fuck no. Fuck that. My mother pestered everyone w my name for a decade. She eventually figured out... NO. I'm not avoiding you. I'm not on there :)
I am a truck driver in the US. I was SAVED by a camera that caught the idiots being idiots. I could have faced prison time, but the camera caught their antics. THEN the insurance company caught them committing fraud. I'm a big fan of cameras in commercial vehicles. SAVED my ass once. It does feel dirty... i.e. if you're not doing anything wrong why object to camera stuff....Just saying in this instance my brand newly installed camera vindicated me. Saved my ass and job
Seeing birds w ooza bread w Cody and octop**** with tiny let me know that we're still here. Also Ashley. We do need a new home tho. I hope I "catch" it when the final shift happens. And pizzaman
Ok. I chuckled. Trying to view Imgur w/o waking the spouse. :)
Oh. Also "i can't believe" or the adjacent. I'm not actually surprised. And I *can* believe. They've removed phrases from my lexicon(?). I'm tired
I am no longer using the phrase "you'd be surprised". I've made an effort to nit say it. Not surprised.
The "new black panther party of (philly?)" Has a fun take. Was a popular meme recently. He was grandstanding yet FULLY correct. I need some lottery money to fund the thorns in the establishment's side.
That milk tastes drastically different. Tried my kids bottle when he was new... not, uh, MY thing. To each their own.
Interesting read.
Yes. Very quiet.
I don't have a source for you, but go read up about how the re-stocking of herbivores was fucking up Yellowstone. They HAD to bring back the wolves to keep ALL of the vegetation from being eaten. No sauce, you'll have to go look :) If you bring in an "apex animal" they will run rampant (see: humans (jk- sorta)) you need predators to save the plants.
. I gotta go read if this is true now.
I'd kick a baby for that soup.
#2 I would absolutely die doing this. The way I am. "Bob did 10 loads in a day & that's the record?" Me, 14 loads in.... crashing into a hill, lighting jet fuel over a large area... Yeah. Bad.
Skydaddy? Surely you mean SKY BULLY. Yknow. Do it or else. I'll flood the PLANET.
Mid to late 90's Toyota were amazing. I was dumb and ruined my 95 camry. So much lost. Tried to get an engine for years. Problem: 500 car. Drove it 5 years. Used engine: $3500.
Naw I know a guy. Pretty sure he'd spank to "deviant" porn, get ashamed and then post hateful shit online. He's officially out of the closet nowadays & living his best life. His wife it turns out is a lesbian. They both "forced" the hetero marriage bc of the strict religious upbringing. They're both doing great now & co parent really well. Their partners are both really cool too. She shows up at his drag shows periodically. 2 decades wasted trying to "fit in". At least they're happy now.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Go watch the movie Idiocracy. It was funny before it came true :)
Spotted the Canadian! Yeah. Ummmm. Sorry. Our shits fucked. See we took the armpit sensor and put it in our butt, and the butt sensor in our mouth. Tastes like shit here. (Idiocracy)
TL:DR. If you have played a lot of baseball hitting a softball is insanely hard. My nieces are multiple time state champs. Me & my brother were wondering if I could hit off them. -- No. Not even a foul. Then you bring in high pitch and I just get left looking. Not a gender thing. It's a different sport. Also my Nieces are badass :)
You're getting downvoted out of perceived sexism, but absolutely yes. I was ok @ bat. This guy Jack M used to just victimize pitchers. He got fanned against a very good high school softball player. I tried an at bat against her. I managed to foul a ball (strike 2). It comes from a different angle then looks like it disappears. Like hitting a curve ball. Maybe w some practice I could hit off of a woman or girl. I doubt it. Nothing to do w gender. Just the trajectory is wrong.
Don't threaten me with a good time :)
#9 Not everyone can smell/taste when the water "goes bad" I can. A friend was bitching about his kid. I let him know that the water thing was real. Yeah. Tastes "dusty".. not moldy. Please bring me fresh water.
The wife and I agreed to call in sick to work to celebrate.
Ok. My bad. Full apologies. ;)
Ok. Valid points. I'd still try to extend the circuit. Just a small touch to those big fat bellies.... ( I'm a fat man, just sayin' )
Mapquest resulted in my first "mugged at gunpoint" :) I'm a firm believer that the person pointing a gun at you dictates the rules. No "tough guy" bullshit. "Yes sir here's my shit". Also as I've aged, the Muggster prefers cash. "Yes sir, what if I give you this $100 bill, don't call the cops. We just call it done" It really works. My company replaces the C note and no shitty cops involved. Not kidding.
That cat needs more protein and fewer carbs :) looks insanely lovable tho.
Unless you're going on a full blown SPREE... just, um, remember? Back in the before fore times we used to just... remember. Like look at a map and then just... drive there? It was a thing. We used to also memorize phone numbers... and hang onions from our belt. Shelbyville used to be called...
Thank you! Yes. It has a depressing application. I don't facebook. If we aren't still communicating it's not an accident. I'm nearly 50. I'm the facebook Gen. No. Fuck no. Fuck that. My mother pestered everyone w my name for a decade. She eventually figured out... NO. I'm not avoiding you. I'm not on there :)
I am a truck driver in the US. I was SAVED by a camera that caught the idiots being idiots. I could have faced prison time, but the camera caught their antics. THEN the insurance company caught them committing fraud. I'm a big fan of cameras in commercial vehicles. SAVED my ass once. It does feel dirty... i.e. if you're not doing anything wrong why object to camera stuff....Just saying in this instance my brand newly installed camera vindicated me. Saved my ass and job
Seeing birds w ooza bread w Cody and octop**** with tiny let me know that we're still here. Also Ashley. We do need a new home tho. I hope I "catch" it when the final shift happens. And pizzaman
Ok. I chuckled. Trying to view Imgur w/o waking the spouse. :)