AnxiousCuttlefish

84930 pts Β· September 16, 2016


Psych professor with a meme streak

#29 sorry my guy, but this is way too smooth and looks identical to a FFX scene to not be ai

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Since you can't even use homonyms correctly, I'm inclined to trust my own reading and comprehension speed over your skepticism.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My old boy Cid was so chill, you could pick him up and swing him like a baby while he purred. My sister, who has never gotten along with cats, started to think hey, maybe they're not so bad! Until she tried to treat our mom's cat the same way as Cid... hermione still doesn't like her 8y later πŸ˜‚

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 look, if you're going to sensor stupid shit so I know what word you're blocking out. I read this as lakes will fuck you. Yes it still works but barely.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 in any doorway or path with multiple options, like the two doors to my bathroom or the treasure in shrines in zelda, I must alternate which route I take, left or right, in order to keep from being unbalanced in which path gets used more.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 I have those guys in my neighborhood! Sandhill cranes. My brother calls them "long legged jobs". Here's one who was sick of the watersports on the nearby lake staring into my kitchen window.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 what in the yoko ono...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Professor here. We had to have a special seminar at my school in the heyday of GPT reminding our faculty that AI detectors process samples using - gasp - more AI. Actually reading the student's submissions and getting to know them as a writer is way better. And more fun.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Can't see her other hand. She might be!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was absolutely expecting more grated cheese instead of truffles at the end lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I was about to say "hey no wait that was like 5 years ago", but then I realize I'm turning 40 tomorrow...

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 even as a joke, I cannot trust anyone who pronounces ovulation with a long O

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean you can check it out, but don't get high first apparently

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#9 I would 100% drop it and crush my fingers between the pieces 😬

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang you beat me to the comment ☺️

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 reminder that this was for her school play, not Halloween lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grampa was a butcher too! I only knew him post retirement but my dad said in his heyday he was beefy like Popeye lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but we are disappointed to not hear a live recreation of it. I flap the ears of every dog I know to hear that sound. Don't cover it up!!

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily. My dad's dog plays with my dog by growling and snapping at her, but her tail is going a mile a minute and never in 2.5 years of having my dog has either of them getting hurt. Mag just thinks that's how to play (she didn't grow up with other dogs). Owners know their babies.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#1 I thought this was a SpongeBob screen grab until I saw the signature lol

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mostly know him as that dude who looks like a capybara made a wish to become human and is happy with the outcome

1 month ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

#13 my best friend had her ass grabbed by Jared Leto at a concert once. She wasn't even interacting with him, he just went by, grabbed her, and walked off. Sleaze.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here to say just that and ask if this is what to expect next after the diarrhea lettuce is gone

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#30 okay I might need this just for ginger alone

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Came here to say exactly that, thank you

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 arsenic and old lace!!! The better version with Cary grant. One of my favorite movies of all time 😍

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0