ArthurBooRadley

28466 pts · January 18, 2013


I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

They are the teachers.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why don't they just open a KFC?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just all of us trying to give back at least a little bit of love that she kept giving to us all.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Move away from that window, you'll get wet."
"What?! The sea's like 40 meters below us."
"Trust me."

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know where they're going, but I too want to go to there.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe you should view it from a different angle and see it as an opportunity for your kid and you to remember that the beauty and unpredictability of life means that it can't always be about just you two, but instead about a community of people who will sometimes interrupt the show in order to help both you or your kid. Have a good day, sir. :)

1 month ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 6

I will be completely honest: I didn't even notice them at first.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Belly buttons will be different from the birth.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, what you're telling me is he had nine whole days to think of a name? Nine days of travelling through the desert, and still he couldn't think of a single name for a horse? Dune? Sandy? Grain? Sweat? Sunny? Horatio?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Sometimes recent contacts are both your boss and your wife.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was rooting for a lunchbox.

4 months ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Google: 'devil's pool victoria falls'.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've probably even seen volcanoes being invented.

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The beer fairy, thankyouverymuch.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the light is "turned on"? In 1849? Hm.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The whole skit is about how Meryl Streep takes out her "competition". The "I, Tonya-d me" is a reference to famous attack on figure skater Tonya Harding's rival Nancy Kerrigan (her leg in particular). And Jen's "she tripped me once" is a reference to famous Lawrence's tripping when she went to receive her Oscar.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fck off!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't we have cash for that?

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A rope could untie?

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, yeah. You see a hostile force kill your neighbours – civilians you know are innocent – and you start realising you're gonna be next if you don't start to fight.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Calling it a trigger warning is unsettlingly appropriate here.

9 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

As far as I know they are not in that hall, but are still in the basement of hospital in Pripyat. I am not aware of them being moved. It's been one of the few places in Pripyat that's still off-limits.

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You could buy four of these for each person with CP in the world with one year worth of US military budget.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The blade is activated by pushing two buttons at the same time which are so far apart, like three feet or more, that you have to use both arms. So, for the operator it's impossible to have their hands near the blade when it's in operation.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't worry. If any of those guys had any chance whatsoever to have sex with anyone else but her they wouldn't be standing there in line.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Actually, those are real internet points. Fake ones would be if you had access to code and tweaked it to add a gazillion more, for instance.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And you still haven't called me...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ahhh, right. The itsy, bitsy, cute little baby Terrance.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0