Berto702

2483 pts ยท January 14, 2016


Fresh Balls. Look for it on Amazon. Works great in Vegas when it's 112 out. You're welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should have asked her to clean the Clitty Litter

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those deck pics gave me wood.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP, you should post this in Reddit, asap!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have thought he was a Boxer...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently bad for your head too.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'd giver her the DingleHozen

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Only took 35 seconds to fap

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't lie. You zoomed in on her front-butt, didn't you?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pfff. Shoulda put a ring on it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I beat my meat to the beat.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So much better than the birds on FP right now.

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 1

Eww

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd smash.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brings new meaning to "Ring of fire"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the Blackbird. It truly fascinates me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No worries. I think we've all been there, and yes, it hurts like hell. Good luck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. If you look in the garbage, you're bound to find trash.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"That's a lot of meat." - My girlfriend.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, that's American AF.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If it smells like Salmon, keep on jammin'. If it smells like Trout, get the fuck out!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

He dead.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I can't begin to imagine the thoughts running through their mind.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

turns out he had taken cough syrup, which he didn't know had codeine in it. I guess that's what happens you you fight the effects of codeine

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought my step-dad had a stroke once; every warning sing present. He was even having vivid hallucinations of people in the house 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0